₦airaland Forum

Nook her! and don't smile while doing it. I dont want you regreting not tapping it b4 anything happens.
Was she the one who told you she just broke up ? you sef gan owa la aree.

Sun of god: I thought they were the same thing . . . .

Anyway, here's my usual strategy - First you slow down, then at the last minute accelerate towards them and then after you pass (he will jump out of the way then aim his gun) you duck down whilst doing some swerves in the road and be on your way.

Too much GTA, Naija police gun where get tracker inside, shey you no notice say most of their gun they bend for mouth. If you swerve penre! you swerve enter bullet be that.

but I always think of this sha incase of any wellay.

OP should be married or engaged now it's over a year. if not keep changing

Rod and Bull story, even the picture is a lie

I think she's replacing the hymen spiritually, or maybe she is curing her high libido.

And there's a 99% chance that the OP is lying just to read and laff I bet the OP is even human. the OP just registered and this is the 1st post

virtuoso01: If this is true then why did Tens of Millions of people all over the world scramble to download BBM on their phones within the first few days?

I still wonder.

A lot of people wanted BB devices, but knowing that the only usefull thing about the device is the BBM. This made people go for Android and Other phones. Now that the bbm app is out, isn't it clear to you that what made BB devices somewhat worth it, is now just an app anyone can download provided the right device.

[quote author=tpia@]he keeps dropping hints- is he trying to sleep with the girl?

but what if she doesnt subscribe to premarital sex?

she could be religious or something.

i think its fake btw.[/quote]Lookateew !!! lmao asin so for your mind now there's no humpin going on.

She didn't give me her number

Well done madam, when you're done let us know
https://i40.tinypic.com/2ch3y1v.jpg

Maybe your butt smells so well and it gives him a sense of calm. but still

https://i40.tinypic.com/n15ds8.jpg

why didn't you say it was your 1st time ? I understand the P

Conscience

This don't even need to ponder on. The creation of the BBM app just proved that every BlackBerry device just got shitier than what it was before. I can tell you people never saw this coming, it just goes to tell you that what BlackBerry users have been buying all this while is a well designed phone that already has an in built and personal messenger.

Just like a tweet said. 'Downloading the BBM app is like buying five remotes for the same TV'. See you now have BBm app, i'm sure you have the likes of whatsaap, wechat and the others. Now think of someone who has all these apps plus 2go, nimbuzz and the rest. When you have all these apps on your phone like I do, with the same list of friends in all the apps, tell me what's the point ? and even whatsapp works on BB devices so Downloading five different apps to chat with the same group of people is kind of pointless and dont leave out that most of this friends you can also chat with on FB. RIM didn't do their research well.

IMO the creation of whatsapp just made me know that BB devices are just hyped and are not for app driven people like me. Till today I don't regret ever getting a Bb even if at one point i was thinking of getting one.

mayten30: @op na ur own u dey talk ooo,i like make chick play hard to get!!!!na that one dey sweet pass,so u wan make you just meet am collect her number fork am dat same day too abi?na that time u go happy abi?and u no go complain of playing hard to get?op ur point dry like bitter-leaf jare!!!!!!some guys can be very funny,if girl play hard to get una go complain if girl no play hard to get una go still complain say she dey cheap!!!i tire for some guys ooooo,chai!!!
If she dey play hard to get u self play hard to give nah!!!na by force ni?

There's really no point here. So playing hard to get to you means 'hard to fork'. You can say a lady is cheap when you woo her for over 6months, and she plays hard to get for the whole six months then she finally arees to date you after 6months, and 3days into the relationship you nook her. May i ask whatz hard to get there ?
And there're are ladies that'll give you their number instantly and the closest you'll ever get is a hug. All these ish depends on how much they dig you.

These days sef you need not blab much just make sure you've enuf moula and you won't have to stress your gnashers. I think the OP is just P'd bekuz one chick he his tryin to nail won't give him the green light. Op there's always a skip option.

^^^ thanks for clearing that. about me being Chauvnistic i think its a feeling every citizen should have because it helps in eliminating the inferiority complex in some peolpe. About the Alien compliance stuff, we both know that call affected Nigerians more than any other immigrant as at that time. What i've deduced from the little provided is that it's was 'tit for tat' game which one side hard to take the punch harder.

I grew up having Ghanian teachers in my school, and there was this Ghanian 'mama put' then in my area, there was a guy then that hated theives like crazy, the way the guy would hunt down thieves you would think he was paid to do it. I didn't understand why the guy would do that untill i grew up to understand the story btw Nigeria and Ghana.

To all of them

https://i43.tinypic.com/2jd5rar.jpg

Why are you telling dem naa!

I would still rock caro over this. Average

Joliecoco: They are so similar , they look alike and have similar accent ,yet both countries can't get along.

You're effin wrong we look nothin like them! and we don't pronounce cut like cat all in the name of Oral english. I don't think you're Nigerian.

Did I see someone write that we're proud people just like the guy said it's more of pride. By now other countries should know you cant keep throwing jabs at us and expect the individuals not to respond, even if the government just mope.

A friend in schooling in Ghana told me how they treat them atimes even their Lecturers. The P is dat most of them always have it in mind that every Nigerian wants to pick up somethin wiv'em and that we had somethin to do with the Ghana must go Shi. What they dont know is thay they pulled the hatred card first, we just showed them how to play it when we retaliated in Gowon's era.

And this video is based on foreigners with African descent, none of them sound close to what a GHanian or Nigerian would will sound like. So what they are exposed to is the friendly parts of the banter, I wish that's all I knew too. but most of us know that there's more to it than just Bantering.

But I think the P will reduce overtime with the new generation.

babyface333: how many times do you want me to read it? 1 million times?

It's true watv chaircover said. just skip the 1st two paragraphs and read the 3rd and 4th its enough to decipher what chair meant.

I bet her death wish will be to know the feel of a rod. That's if she doesn't yield before then.

Johnny Bravo build up.