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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Last Nigerian Virgin! by Rushdie: 6:25am On Aug 20, 2007
When wud guys grow up, it jus baffles me to see ppl fallin 4 sucha crap, someone jus springs up frm no wer n starts d most silly thread of the year, n ppl r fallin 4 it, dis is scam of d highest level, DAYUm!! Plzz attention seeker, try sumtin more interestin, cos dis topic sucks like hell,
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 5:04pm On Aug 11, 2007
@trendy
dont waste ur time replyin dat sane mad woman, she dosent knw her problem, n i thnk she dosent evn knw herself, she will be suprised wen dey tel her who her real parents are, dos kind of ppl, der birth certificate r apology letters frm condom factory, u knw a victim of a broken condom, shes just a mistake n dosent exist,, 4get d loser,
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 2:15pm On Aug 11, 2007
@trendy
yea, shes confused, by d way, im a he, nt a girlie,
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2007
r u tryin 2 start wit me go n ask for the fastest ban in nairaland b4 u start oh, ask of skyhigh
by the way u sound like some1 depressed, whos got issues n who jus left d kolomental home, better go bak, ur jus a nappy headed ho, who needs serious medical attention, dumb idiot!!
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2007
@trendy

dun waste ur time n precious vibes wit people who dun hav focus in life, evrythin she has written is so so stupid, childish, n not at all funny, goosh, shes so simply stupid, u knw not jus stupid, but it has been a part of her, ma frnd calls it simplicious stupidity,
jus forget d toothless bullbitch,
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 10:30am On Aug 10, 2007
y u all ppl insultin trendy, u guys shud take it easy oh b4 i vex, trendy im on ur side, u gat full support frm me, lets see da mofo whos gonna try shit again,
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by Rushdie: 8:37pm On Aug 08, 2007
I love dis thread, wow see ppl stroking, i love stroking
@trendy
i gbadu u girl, u got d vibes,
Autos / Re: Missing Car: Nissan Primera (DG 142 BEN) by Rushdie: 3:31am On Jul 31, 2007
funkybaby:

@ kubiboy
that is a very silly remark to make. what car were you driving here before you went to london to do care job, Volkswagen beatle? If you have no advice to give, its best you watch your fingers on the keyboard and move to another post. Nonsense!

kubiboy is driving the latest hummer, so he has the right to say what he said.

as for those insulting the innocent guy, u should apologize immediately OR
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Rushdie: 11:41am On Jul 30, 2007
whitelexi:

Dumber than it gets! Did u expect me to use my real name online Is your real name omo-eko get out of here

@OMO EKO

HW DID U KNW HIS MIDDLE NAME WAS MONKEY ASS??
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by Rushdie: 11:35am On Jul 30, 2007
whitelexi:

No hard feelings but i naturally hate that sentence. . .  "Can I Meet You?", I choose who i meet and not the other way round.  How can you walk up to someone and ask that question? its crazy, a fundamental failure in the use of English language. . .  a clear sign of a wack manner of approach. . .  i can call it all sorts of names but i naturally loathe that sentence.


No hard feelings grin grin grin

so whic manner did u use for thoniaslim?? plz lecture us. LECTURER NNAMDI
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet Krazy People Here by Rushdie: 11:33am On Jul 30, 2007
r u a cannibal?? only cannibals talk bout eatin ppl, plz oh, seun we hav som maneaters in our midst,
@anu yakubu
bros b careful oh, som ppl r smellin ur meat frm afar,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nigeria Girls In The U.S: Cute Or Ugly? by Rushdie: 11:30am On Jul 30, 2007
@Whitelexi
wat kind of pictures r u postin here, i tot u had a gf, y didnt u put her picture, n write like dis. ehen, wat about nigerian girls in malaysia, cute or ugly??
Romance / Re: What Attracts Girls? by Rushdie: 11:22am On Jul 30, 2007
@thoniaslim

u missed out some points, mayb the girl was attracted 2 d guy because of his big head,
or the guy was attracted 2 the girl because of her craw-craw.
who knows?? luv is blind,
Food / Re: Meat And Fish, Which Is More Proteinous? by Rushdie: 11:19am On Jul 30, 2007
ThoniaSlim:

i would say fish,
more over too much of red meat is not good.

y wont u say fish, wen u look like one, n d topic didnt say red meat, it said meat, wit ur fish-head brain,
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Guy/lady Living In His Parents House! by Rushdie: 11:12am On Jul 30, 2007
skyhigher na thoniaslim now, who else?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Text Message Continuation by Rushdie: 4:12am On Jul 29, 2007
please for God's sake , we need ur real numbers or else nairalanders will kill u and bury u alive

ma number once again is 08067020505
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Text Message Continuation by Rushdie: 4:06am On Jul 29, 2007
i really enjoyed the text messages i recieved from nairalanders so please i want this trend to move to halleluyah stage[b][/b]
Forum Games / Re: Your Real Name(s) by Rushdie: 4:17pm On Jul 28, 2007
ma name is craw craw detector grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Text Messages Club by Rushdie: 9:13pm On Jul 27, 2007
Cult members, you people cannot change.I didnt know that stroking could go to the cyberspace.
thoniaslim alias MINIMUM YANSH
you were warned not to join the cult but u went ahead and joined.Look wat u brought upon urself.

Here are some pictures for the ppl doubtin that minimum yansh is known personally,check out the long sleeves covering the craw craw..

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Strong Naija Guy: Casual Intimacy Only by Rushdie: 9:22am On Jul 24, 2007
Y'all shud b careful oh, dis one wey she wan distribute HIV giv una, boys take am easy,
nuthin good comes easy,

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