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RomanyChi: L'Occitane luminous body cream

hey you! Been ages i saw your posts. How are ya?

Smfh! What a waste of mb.

datalossvictim1: Huh? Okay let me help you understand. You can give me the whole self esteem/ confidence in this world, it still has little or nothing to do with me pronouncing letters like r or th or s when there is a set pace for me. Do you understand now? I have the confidence to actually mispronounce those letters in a word but that is not ideal in the news world now is it? Hence I would need a speech therapist and practice if I want that as a career.

ooooohhhhhhh! *self facepalm*

datalossvictim1: Ryabcool more like this. ^^^

ohhh okayy! Na to dey use swag talk remain. Remember Droopy? Lmao!

Tallesty1: That awesome moment when you realise that you are "your favourite's favourite"

lol! Y'all should get a room.

datalossvictim1: I need a speech therapist and loads of practise and I'm good to go but I don't have time for that.

lol! Yeah you do. The speech therapist will tell you exactly all i said. You'll be fine. Afterall you weren't born with it. Just a few tweaks here and there. Anyway... *fades back into the shadows*

datalossvictim1: I'm an extrovert. I just chew my words when it's a task.

there is a difference between being an extrovert and having a high self esteem. You might be very free with people in general, but the pressure of the task weighs down on your self esteem, which in turn weighs down on your confidence, which in turn weighs down on being calm. At the end, you start to stammer. Do you see where i'm headed? You might have a high self esteem generally, but the pressure of your task weighs down on it. You need to build more on it to strenghten it enough to withstand whatever pressure might weigh down on you.

ISpiksDaTroof: Ok, so Mr.Kcee when are you gonna gather your colleagues and start speaking out against Governmental corruption?

very good question. But you see, he's part of the system. His elder brother became filthy rich as a result of the current system that allowed certain 'liberties'. I'm quite sure he wouldn't wanna change the status quo.

Richiy: Honestly honestly...my favourite nairalanders are: Ryabcool, all4naija and Tallesty1.

Lord knows you're one of my favs too

datalossvictim1: Not like that. I speak fluently normally. But once it's a task I start stammering lol

lol! It all boils down to being nervous. Someone's self esteem needs more building.

datalossvictim1: I stammer this would have been a lovely career.

Re-Re-Re-Re-Really?

ChiFirstLady: oh my lawdy lawd,u cute dude

thanks beautiful!

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EasternLeopard: Northerners and their myopic way of reasoning


They should be happy that they are dealing with the Ijaws

If GEJ was Igbo,

NorthEast would have been levelled

the same way Ojukwu leveled the North? What kind of daft bigot is this? Smfh!

AKYNN007: Seriously ask yourself this. Your Father worked hard, You as his son is working hard too. So whats the point ?why did he work so hard because that only means no progress. He(Jesus) suffered so that we can enjoy.

wtf is this? Stay away from me you effing thief!

marieolae: andy, your going through like 100 problems right now and you always need advice. You don't need NL you need JESUS. Go to church and let the pastors in the church help you out.

you minding that liar? All he's been doing here is just to garner traffic. None of it is true. He should go and start writing for all these romance magazines.

ISpiksDaTroof: Jesus did not wear big chains or drive Bentleys, he walked bare feet, rode a donkey and probably didn't have more than 2 pairs of clothes. The criminals you call "religious leaders" would've been slapped silly by Jesus were he around to witness their love of material and earthly wealth.

Don't be a sheep.

finally! So i'm not the only one who thinks like that.

Ollybarbie219: Ignorant little fellow u have been ignored! Won't trade any more words with u...I'm not gonna get on ur level coz I don't gat d time to play high school. Grow up child! Life is not all about cartoons

lol! Yadi yadi yada!

Just so you know, i was in 200level in 2009. Meaning you were probably in jss3 writing junior waec so you can get the idea of who you think you're talking your load of 'barbie' rubbish to.

2. That cartoon you see right there is vintage. It was made 1988-1989 but it finally aired in 9igeria during the 1990s. Adults here who had a great childhood would remember that cartoon character and smile immediately. Children of your generation do not know it and are not expected to.

3. Adults also watch cartoons till date. If they didn't, Ice Age and Despicable Me wouldn't have graced the top ten at the box office. So now that you've been educated, save that grow up load of bull for your insecure little self. You better be happy i've been in a great mood this past week, i would have totally finished your sorry self and fed you to the dogs.

Bye Ugly Mon'star! Have a great day in church!

Ollybarbie219: BROKE ASS KIDS be like~ For ur info since u were too blind while lookn through my profile to see I'm a student and I'm in my 2nd year...no give urself high bp ooo.. Not everyone on nl is a jambite like u take hrt

yadi yadi yada dumbass... STFU Uglyass Monstar of Limbo!

Ollybarbie219: Mr handsome *pukes* u couldn't have found a better way to show us how childish u are. not ur fault tho...now run along kiddo, its way past ur bedtime

Look at this good for nothing jamb candidate whose life ambition is to find a guy who will bail her from the throes of poverty.
Kiddo? Really? I just checked your profile picture properly. Even my younger bro is not your mate. Do you think its only kids that patronize nairaland? Social media has given an ant the right to behave like a lion so i won't blame you. Why am i even surprised? You username even has barbie in it. And you dare form adult to me? Smh!

Quote where i called myself handsome. And calling you ugly isn't childish, it is just the truth as i see it. Its your hurt ego that's living in denial.


Disclaimer to the public; God knows i have no problem with people not so goodlooking. I am not handsome and i do not claim to be. Its just the stupid ones forming fly that pisses the hell outta me.

killjoy: u cant attack d post, then u attack the op. dats oldschool babe.

you minding that ugly thing? She looks like the Moonstar of Limbo.

igbsam: People wey dem suppose draft go sambisa forest. Let them continue the fight where they are going.
Smh

lmaooooo! I just had to like this comment.

Ishilove: See joblessness. Smh

but it wasn't jobless when chino did it? Lets not be bias here.

Ishilove: This guy seems pusssy whipped.

i won't be surprised if it was the girl that disvirgined him. Nonsense and ingredients. All these under 16 children sef... Mschew!

Richiy: ryabcool, Oya show yourself ooooo...

LMAO! *drivrs in and watches from a coded corner*

Ryabcool - TerRY-ABbey Cool...

Sincere9gerian: Thunder fire all APC leaders and APC e-goats if they dont present Fashola as the presidential candidate of APC in 2015 ahead of the likes of Buhari/Kwankwaso. Yeye dey smell.

Meanwhile, besides the deportation saga, I have nothing against Fashola as a PERSON. Yes, I may have criticized him a few times, but that was mostly to counter the propaganda, hate, lies and clannish tendencies of APC e-goats.

Again, I have also criticized Fashola for his penchant for attacking the president unnecessarily of late. I guess he is working very hard to impress the godfathers in APC ahead of the sharing of political offices in APC post-2015.

Beside of all the above, Fashola is a hardworking fine gentleman, an excellent administrator and one of the best governors in the country.

Definitely, he would have done better if not for the over-bearing influence of Thi.efnubu.

What is certain is that while many people are impressed with Fashola, Tinubu, the thief, is certainly not impressed. Consequently, Tinubu, the notorious thief, will ensure nothing for Fashola on the platform of APC post-2015.

The possibility of Fashola defecting to PDP after 2015 is very high.

Nigga STFU. No one takes you serious anymore.

CHESSBOARD: I didnt see any poor looking man in that pix....seems the well wishers of those in government are the beneficiaries..SMH

do you see poor looking people buying houses in the US? Do you wanna deny that the ghetto called The Projects exist in the US? Stop being naive. Nigeria is not a Socialist/Communist state where the government provides housing for everyone. Moreover there are already low cost housing estates in Lagos. As far as LASG has made it affordable for its civil servants, thats enough. Any poor person who wants to buy it should work harder so he can afford it. Enough of this bias sentiments. Enough!

Lol!

Ishilove: Pishures of you standing for 7hrs or adonbelivit! When I was younger, I stood for six hours at a church programme. SIX HOURS is no joke, not to talk of seven. Soooo, PICTURES OR ADDDOOONBELIVT!!!!

AW-I am too soft hearted

AS- I have 'sharp mouth'

LMAO! I for like upload am but Seun's hackers don hack my phone carry every file wey dey inside ;( ;( ;(

6 hours inside church?! No lie, na deliverance you go for abi? I knew it! Your mammy water fine face no be coincidence afterall

No be only you get bad mouth o! I'm esp good at sarcasms, retorts and witty responses. But most times i use it for amusement.


AW; FOOD! Good food! Easiest way to make me smile.

AS; Very good at giving unbiased advice. My frankness is appreciated by people close to me. They might not like my bluntness at first, but they know its best on the long run.