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Jerrick:
Lol...I made it! ... Why won't he contract Ebola; those soldiers sleep with virtually every lady they see! Karma.....

You have been MIA lately

Good Morning Sir!!!
I need the interpretation of this dream...

I was in the office around 6 or so in the evening, every one in my office had gone. I was already planning to leave. As I was just walking round the office, my Director walked In, she said she was happy to see me that she had work to do. Then she started going through a book I put on the table, it was not official work, I assumed she did not know because she was impressed with what she saw. Anyway, as she was leaving she dropped some used clothes on my table and told me to follow her that they want to give them to some people they want to deport out of Nigeria. So, as the left the office, I had put on my suit and followed her. When I get I got out of the office, I shut the door and tried to lock it with my key, as I put the key inside the keyhole, the key broke. This is a very strong key. As I was contemplating on what to do, a male secretary in my section came and told me not to worry that the work my director gave me was more important than any other thing and I should not keep her waiting since I know the kind of woman she is.

When I got to the conference room, it was crowded and most people were carrying clothes, all their clothes were packaged, either they were in a nylon or a carton, the ones my director gave me was not in anything and I just carried them like that.

The clothes were for some people that were about to be deported or so, it was more like a send forth programme and the people that were about to be deported were each asked to say something, all of them spoke and started thanking us for how we took care of them and the rest, most people were moved to tears.....

Please what does it mean...

2. Also, what does it mean to see lots of unripe bananas and plantain in the dream. In the dream I was Hungry, so when I got back I knew we had some plantain in the house, My plan was to fry them when I get home. But when I did, the whole how was filled with unripe plantain and banana, there was no space for me to even sit down, the one I wanted to cook sef was not ripe so I decided to leave it.

Also in the same dream, I knew there was left over food, I put the food for someone the day before but he did not come, so I planned to eat it when I get home. But when I went to the kitchen, I saw the guy that stayed with me cooking the rice, preparing it to eat. The thing that surprised me was that he just took half of the rice and egg and left half in the plate. I was wondering why he did that and not warm everything at the same time and share it if that was what he had in mind....


3. I was in a vehicle with my late dad and sisters. We were going for a wedding or something like that. So when we got there, I saw one of my mother's cousins, so I showed my father and told him about the man, my father did not want to go and meet him because he was not good at meeting people, so, my mother's younger brother who my father was familiar with told him go and meet the cousin, so my father and mother's younger brother went inside a room where the cousin was which happened to be his office.

So, we decided to go for the wedding, before we got to the main hall, we entered a room filled with elderly people and I was not familiar with them, it was as if they were having a meeting or about to have one. When I entered I sat for some minutes and decided to leave, then one of them told me that there was no need going to the wedding venue that I should wait for their leader to give us instructions. I was not really convinced, then they started bringing soft drinks, so I decided to wait. In the dream I did not drink or know what happened next because I woke up or something happened. In fact a rat bit my toe and that was what woke me up...

Please guys, my SIM 1 port is not recognizing any SIM CARD...what cannot do...it is showing "Slot One- No SIM card detected. Please, check SIM card"

I am confused, is it the party that determine Vice Presidential candidate or the person that wins the primary. Primary elections has not been conducted and people are already talking about a Vice President. Na wa oooo!!!

I wish I could genuinely say RIP...

This man....

Hmmmmm....

Anyway RIP...

I am sure no staff of MFA would genuinely mourn him.

Good morning sir!
Please, I need your help with the interpretation of this dream.

1. There was a church that I attended for some months, I left after I started having dreams about the church and I suspected the church was not pure. So in the dream, I and some friends decided to pretend as if we were SSS officials, so we went to the church and started interrogating everyone. We somehow destroyed the church or so. They were not happy. In the dream, more friends were coming to join us to play the game, to us it was a game, we came with buses and cars. Even those that we do not know came and joined us. My family members were also involved. The family of the pastor or. prophetess were not happy, they were suspecting that we were not SSS officials, but they did not have any prove. After sometime, when we knew time was against us we had to escape. I was the last person to leave the place, others were already in the cars. My sisters were in a bus and they kept a sit for me, so as I was running, they started the bus, when I entered the bus they drove off.

I was scared that might call the real SSS officials and we might be caught, I was also scared that if we are caught they might know where I work and go and report, that would make them dismiss me. But as we were driving, the people were counting down, as in, they said that we were close to where they cannot catch us again and even SSS cannot get us even if they try because that was out of their jurisdiction.

As we were getting close to the place and crossing it, that was how I woke up.


2. I was in my house in Lagos, in front of the house, then a man and a crowd of people accosted me. The man is the father of some children who use to come to my house every night and if I have food I give, if I don't have I give them money or just ask them to come the next day. So, in the dream he was accusing me of not coming to his house to greet him, that I was using his children and didn't bother to come to his house to thank him or something. Amongst the crowd were his children, but 2 of the guys I feed were not around, only the youngest one.

I told the man that I did not see the need to see him because it wasn't a big deal and that I was just feeding them and it was not special. He told me that I made his children to be coming back home late, that I send them on errands and they get injured, he even said one of them fell into a river when I sent him to throw refuse away in the night. I told him I was not aware and they they come to my house very late, I even use to shout on them to stop coming late. In reality they come late, sometimes 10 pm, and I tell them. Most time when I go out I see them playing with guys or just walking around. The guys are 7, 17, 18.
I actually ask them to cut the grass in front of the house and throw refuse. That is all I ask them to do in reality. And it is not every time. The grass is just a small portion in front of the house and most times they don't do it.
I told the man every thing. In fact in the dream, we were in a bushy place and I needed them to cut the grass but the man went with his children. As I was still there, 2 young men emerged from somewhere with something like plastic on their hands, I was wondering what they were using it to do. So, the were dragging the plastic on the grass, as they were doing it, fire was coming out of them plastic and the grasses became fine. Like the ones we see in stadiums, that area of the compound became nice. I kept on watching them and I liked what I saw, then I wanted to try it out, so I took one of the plastics and went to a different portion of the compound with elephant grass, all those stubborn grasses, so as I put the plastic on the grass, fire came out and tried to cut the grass, but the water in the grass quenched the fire, so I could not do it.

So, i left it and went inside my house.

3. This one just cams for me. I can't remember all that happened, but I saw someone wearing my cloth in the dream. The cloth was a wine coloured traditional attire. I remember that I was wondering why the person wore it because it didn't fit him and was way bigger than him, also the native was rumpled. I was not with the person, it was as if the person was in front of me going somewhere and I think I know the person but can't remember who now.
Please help

OCTAVO:
Why must you plan a wedding when unemployed to start with?

Are you for real?

Did you skip the part where he said he worked with Ekiti state teaching service?

Or you just decided to ignore?? ?

ebankole:
1 the dogs are either what i'll called surrendered unknown enemies or if you are a landlord then the dogs stands for tenants who among are enemies and former enemies those that you have succeeded un tamed while those ones have surrendered there are still few whom are being caged due to stobborness spiritually or physically.
The one in the cage means the stobborn ones while these that are friend are the ones the lord has rendered un tamed or helpless;these could mean,your spiritual attackers or those tenants of yours.
But there is a message for you here,the tames ones are still among your tenants or attackers which you mustn't give any room to attack you again or try to be too friendly with else they might attack you again,now if these is to do with tenants then u must heed to these warning but if not then you battle is almost over,give no room for sober finish the your attackers and stop being friendly(being sober in your fighting prayers I mean}

Wow!!!
I am actually a landlord and have about 13 tenants, although the house is not mine, but my mother's, she is not based here, so I am the one in charge....

Good morning sir!
Please can you interpret this dream.
In the dream, I was in a place that seems like my house. When I got there, there was a fenced place like where they put animals, in it there were 4 big and beautiful dogs. They were all of different breeds. I was just admiring them. In that dream they could talk and it seemed normal to me. In pen, 3 dogs were walking freely and I was relating with them, but there was one that was in a cage within the cage. I did not even know until the dog asked me why I locked him up and left him all alone. I told him that he has been very naughty and until he behaves himself before I let him out. As I was talking with the dog, I took notice of where the dog was, it was in a place where there were high tension cables, I have never seen something like that before, but I know it was for electricity. I started to wonder, why I kept the dog in a place like that, I was worried that the dog might realise he was in a place of value and might destroy the cables.

As I was walking, I don't know how a dog came out, I am not even sure it was in a cage, all I know was that I was petting it and walking with it, before I knew it, the dog decided to attack me, as I was running, I decided to wake up immediately because I felt a presence physically and if I had not woken up I might have been oppressed in the dream.

I actually woke up earlier and when I do so, I always pray, but today, after praying, I have been unable to sleep for over one hour, after managing to sleep, I had the dream.

2. I was on my way home from my friend's place, I saw my elder sister there. I was not surprised, I asked her why she was not yet at home, she said she was preparing for lots of exams and that she did not have any time. She showed me her study where there were lots of books there. She told me she was preparing for German exams, after that she would have others. She asked about, I told her I would be going back home sometime next month.
I don't know if it makes sense. I just decided to add.

3. After work or something like that, I was with my friend and colleague at bus stop, then some girls came to us and started admiring my cloth. I was putting on a native attire. The girls were saying that it is my material they like and they wanted it. After they finished with me, they went to my friend who was also on native and they told him same thing. I was just looking. Then they asked him how much he bought the cloth, he told them. I don't know what happened next, but I know we were both given money, he told me they gave him money to buy material for one of them and to sew it because she needed the cloth for a program the next day. I noticed I was given money to buy phone for someone and I did not know where to get it. My friend told me to use the office bus to get the phone, when I got there I saw that the price was 2,000 naira for a journey that was not for more than 10 minutes, it was when I was there that I saw my sister. So after I could not locate the place, I found myself in my friend house where there were 2 sewing machines outside, he told me he sews his clothes by himself, I was surprised and angry, angry that he did not tell anyone, I guess he knows we would be giving him clothes to sew without paying. After I left his place I went home and that was where I saw the dogs. This one is the first dream I had while the dog is the last.

4. This one happened some days back. I was in a room, I am not sure if I was locked in, but in the room there was something that looked like a snake but it wasn't a snake, it was shorter, it looked like an eel, anyway, the thing was just slithering on the floor, very fast, the thing started coming towards my direction, at first I was afraid and tried to run, then I don't know what happened next, I found myself holding a shoe or slippers or something, but I know I was holding something, the next this is that the thing started running very fast, I made up my mind to kill it, as it was running and trying to escape, it was turning smaller, until it became an insect that looked like a spider or ant, I did not care, my mind was set, then after some time of pursuing it, I finally killed it. Because of how small the thing became, I have to be crawling on the floor in order to see it well.

Please, your interpretation.

[quote author=alxtanko post=28347700][/quote]It Is nothing permanent na

alxtanko:
Na meee

You na fine boy oooo!

I am sure it won't take long before the ladies start flocking around u.

LegitDiva:
pls how reliable is this IMPERIAL HOMES? they sent me a provisional offer letter for a loan of 4.8M even after i ignored their previous email.

im presently in abuja and they dont have an office here

You own is even better, I was given a provisional offer of 1.4 million, even when I applied for a 3 bedroom apartment which price ranges from 7-10 million....I don't even know what to do next. The letter is somewhere. It is the same Imperial Homes.

alxtanko:
Anybody in science am upstairs wit crouches come see me we have to see

I saw someone with crotches walking to the Permanent Site main gate around 10 this morning. The person was on polo and jean trousers....were you the one?

cool!!!

I am just waiting to see how APC E-Warriors would link the inflow of 99 and 98% capital to the Lagos economy as a sign that APC government is working...

ebankole:
S3nn2x

God will always be right,i knw my bein here is to direct pple &expose every plans of the enemies.
I have nothin to prove but God will always prove his words.
Yes,Everythin like u said,i said is absolutely true.
That person livin with u,please becareful ok?
And pray,ask God to tell u exactly what to do as regards everytin

Well, the person is 'Born Again', he is even more committed to God than I am. He prays more than I do. He does every as a Christian more than I. It is all confusing.

There was a time I dreamt about him, in the dream, I was like a mighty warrior, standing tall, while he was like a cripple, lying on the floor and trying to tell me something or ask for my help. There were people around, and it happened in front of our family house in Lagos. The dream really confused me.

ebankole:
Lastly.
S3nn2x

Yes,The Lord compared the said tenent as a tricky,un-repentant person.
U keep spendin on the said house yet he won't just pay u what u deserve thereby makin u lose more than u are gettin,isn't it?
Both the person dat lives wit u,d tenent meant no well for u-Wow.
What a world

That's true. We have over 10 tenants. None of them pay their rent when due, and when they do, it is never complete.
We have not really made much from the house. Like this year alone, the compound was flooded 3ce.

As for the guy that stays with me, he is a close friend of me, finished from same school. He has been here for over a year, yet he doesnt contribute anything to the house upkeep, There was a time he was earning 2ce my salary, yet there was no change....

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I just remembered this one.
There is something I am applying for from the school I graduated from. I have always wanted to go there, but there is no time...
In the dream, I decided to finally go for the thing, but I was just putting on a polo without any shorts or trousers, I think I was barefooted.
As I entered the school, I knew there was something wrong with the cloth but I had no choice than to continue my journey because I couldn't go back.
When I entered the school, I noticed that the school has been transformed, this is a school that is called a glorified secondary school, but now, I could see new structures everywhere, high rise buildings completed and under construction. In reality, there is a renovation going on, but not to the extent of reconstruction.
Any, I was just going round the school and looking around. To the extent that I forgot to do what I went there to do.

Dream 2
This dream is named bit hazy, but I know my father was in the dream. My father has been dead for the past 2 years, although this is not the first time I have seen him in my dream, the other times I have always refused to talk to him or even look at him because I knew he was dead and could be a demon. But in this dream, it was as if he was a father again, as in we were a family. Something bad was happening, like a robbery attack or something, but he was fighting for us, advising us what to do and some things like that.

Dream 3
I was in my house in Abuja, although I still stay here, but in the dream it was as if I had packed but just came to do something, so as I was there, I think I washed my clothes, I am not a very good washer, so the singlet was still dirty, anyway, one of my tenants saw me and told me it has been long since he saw me, he then said he wanted to give me pure water money, I was happy, then he game me some money, I don't think it was more than 2k, but when I opened the money I saw a note, the guy wrote that I should manage the rent and add it to the one he paid before that things has not been good with him. In reality he paid me some part of his rent past week, but he has not completed payment.
The person that stays with me in the house was there was was surprised that I was back, as if he was not happy. In the dream, it was as if I gave 2 of my slippers to shoe repairers to mend, so as I was talking to the tenant I left it on the floor, but when I came back I didn't see it again, it was then I realised that one of the slippers was his but he stopped wearing it for months because it was bad, now that I repaired it, he just took it without saying anything.

Good morning sir!
Please help me interpret this dream.
I was in a place that looked like the State House, in a part of the complex, there were a group of people who came for job recruitment in to the Nigerian Immigration Service, although I was not part of them, I was just close to them and wondering why they would still apply for the same job that people lost their lives early this year. As I was still wondering, someone came and told them to buy Jamb scratch card for 2,800 naira, that surprised me, because these guys were graduate and that there was no need for Jamb anything, I was so angry and I started shouting at the organisers, I was complaining that there was no need for anyone to pay money and the rest. The applicants were still there, they did not say anything. I decided to go and report to the president, so when I got to the first office, I was allowed in, when I got to the inner office, I was surprised that there was no light there, when I told the person that I wanted to see Mr. President he told me that the President was sleeping because he was preparing for an interview, he told me to come in 2 days time. In reality I know the second person, we attend the same church and he is like a pastor.
As I went out, I decided to tell the first person I meet everything, he told me to write them down in the paper I wrote some request and that he would give it to the president. I did that, but he was surprised that they were asking for money and he said he would make sure to do something.
I don't even know the meaning of this dream. I dreamt a lot, but can't see to remember most.

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[quote author=mrofficial post=28117688][/quote]That doesnt mean?

191 billion dollars?
OP fear God na!
How much is our yearly budget sef?
I assume you meant 191 billion naira.

juri:
Laruze, did you apply for Abuja? and is there anybody who applied for Abuja that has been contacted?.

I applied in Abuja and was contacted to open an account for pre - Qualification.....I know lots of people who have been contacted to open accounts for pre Qualification....me I don't know what that means sha...

At least we now have a date for convocation...after 4 years of graduation...

cybug:
can this plan work on pc?

I guess.
I use an android phone and make use of the hotspot.

Presently using their Android 1+1 plan for 2k, now I got the message...makes sense!!!

ebankole:
S3nn2x
The time wil com or mite be near but make sure u don't contend with any over family & or property palaver as u are not capable,prayerful or that strong enough to fight back"physically/spiritually hence while u kept hidin &runin for your life.
So,be becarful abt property issue or anythin that's to do with fitin ova smthin.

Thanks a lot!!!

This says a lot. Although, not property issues, but there is something brewing at home that I had the intention of doing something about it when I get home.

Good morning sir,
Please help me interprete my dream.

1. I was in my family house in Lagos, or it looked like it. So, when I was climbing the stairs, I noticed some strange me in the building, they were dressed as northerners, each of them were in strategic locations in the house, not inside, but outside, they were speaking a strange language, I assumed it was Hausa, once i saw them, i suspected they were terrorists, but I was not sure, so I kept on going back and passing them in order to hear what they were saying. I did it for lots of times, then they began to suspect that their cover was blown, then they started to pursue me, i ran to the back of the house and climbed a tree, now, my plan was to clim the try and get to the roof of a building, when i got to the top of the tree, i noticed it was weak and could not withstand my weight, so the tree bent and dropped me on the ground. I knew they were close by and if i did not get cover they might capture me and who knows what they would do. So, I looked around to look for a place to hide, but the area was a grassy land with few crops and the cover was not much...so, I saw a place to hide and i hid there, they were really close, that was when i woke up, my sleep was really disturbed, then i prayed for sometime and went back to bed....

2. I was talking to my elder sister and I informed her that I was going to travel to Asaba, Delta tomorrow for a wedding, i told her to send me the address for my maternal aunt, that I was looking for a way to visit her if there is time, then she told me that she wont stop me from visiting her, but that I should be careful when I get there and I should not eat what they give me because she cannot be trusted. In reality, I am going to be travelling for a weddin tomorrow and i intended to call my sister because she schooled in Delta and stayed with the woman for sometime,so she was going to have the womans address, the woman is like very close to the family.

readonenaire:
Has anyone noticed that regardless how correct or incorrect the admission pin is, it still brings out the admission status

Are you sure? I tried it and it says no admission offered yet. Although, the person was not offered admission by JAMB, should I take it as the genuine admission status or I should just go and buy the result checker pin.