₦airaland Forum

The phone battery is monstrously large, The last time I charged mine was on saturday and believe you me, I am still using it. Battery percent is still 37% as I use it for just calls and sms.

pinkiberry:
how would you feel if your ex girlfriend is dating your friend? especially if you don't really love the girl as such when you guys were dating, you just liked her. Will you be mad or jealous at their serious relationship which depict that they love each other?

I won't, cuz it happend to me once

boma95:
I don't even understand

Me too

Hmmm

T and T in years to come,.... I no mention names oooo

Em em... Voodoo abi na Orijin bitters im take?

Kudos boys lets wipe them off our territory

Lol, every body wan be olopa

Women should at least respect this culture and its norms

Abeg, this Yay C no dey old? *in Okon's voice*

AmAlbert:
Dey dia even N1,000 = 1,000 CFA, can imagine, for now my brothers and sisters Naira still get injury if e be say common CFA Dey compete with Am


*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

Keep lying kwo... God dey watch you for 99d Plasma

Add 6k and get the techno L8. I use the phone as a backup phone, I use the phone for just calls and sms and the last time I charged it was Saturday.

I love the write up, til I read No. 22

Zoharariel:
And you think we the good men of 2day are s.tupid? No! My friend, we'd keep rolling with these shameless b.itches until it's time for us to settle down.

Then we go to any “female secondary school” in the village and impregnate matured & presentable SS1 or SS2 students - using the pregnancy as a leverage to dictate marriage terms, after which we then settle for a traditional low-key wedding - No Church, No Court, No Registry, No Divorce & No exposure to the feminist ideas or the gender equality horseshit .

Boom! We'd then get married in the village square to decent, beautiful & innocent village but polished pupils with tear-rubber wombs & kitty-kats while these old strumpets keep getting drunk, used & passed around from Wizkid to Davido & to Shina Peller until they reach menopause. U dig?

Which beer you dey drink?

Madam Nkechi, give am 5 crates sharp sharp

Wetin concern them with her?

This is totally unacceptable

GTB is something else in terms of customer service; I had an account with them and I transfered 4. 3million into the account so I can pay my younger brother's school fees in Russia. Immediately I transfered the money, they froze the account. I actually thought that it was a network probelm while trying to initiate the transfer to his account, but after 3 hours I still couldn't initiate the transfer so I called their CSU, they said the money was huge and such there is a limit on my account, I asked the girl to check the account statement for the past 3 years that she'll discover that about the same amount passes through my account every march or april, she said she'll call me back within the hour. I waited for 3 hours still no call, I then called back, a different person answered and said I need to update my account details as my birth date is incorrect. Haba,

I got to the bank the next working day monday(since this happen on Wednesday evening and I couldn't go to the bank on thurs and friday) and immediately I laid the complain, I was taken to a room to wait as they are working on the account and it could take some hours, they even offered me soft drinks and nuts. 30 minutes later some plain clothed policemen came in, identified themselves as EFCC officials, saying that I was under arrest. I immediately speed dialed my command control room and told them the branch and name of the EFCC official that I saw on the identity card. Well I followed them in their bus having handed over my car keys to one of them. (All these while I never revealed my identity) By the time we got to their head office, all the CSU agents I talked to on phone, were already there giving false statement about stopping a fraudulent transfer.
That was when I got angry, brought out my identity card, introduced myself properly and you could see those CSU agents panting, I asked them, did they see the name of the account where the said money originated from? Well to cut the story short, I CLOSED MY ACCOUNT. My advice, change banks. Zenith has it own devils, but its a friendlier one.

INTERMAN:
what of if she never adjusted?

Trust me, I understand my girlfriend better and know how to make her do what is right!

Please fix your Post first then I will personally assist you fix the phone(with conditions)

Oh yez, this is very possible....(the divorce i mean) I usually frown at my girlfriend bout it, but you kno what, she adjusted and have since stopped doing that annoying act.

BrainnewsNg:
How many sticks of 'Calabar weed' did you take?

Madam, abeg abeg abeg, not take Calabar name play na, mbok!

Thats why I really do appreciate Nigeria at times

Governor Mary Fallin might end up being US next Vice President, cuz The Republicans are going to win

Both are lying and both are saying the truth as well

Three Kings, Duke, oh Duke, the man is a great saxophonist.

3 years old! you better trace where he learnt that from, and for the stopping the act spank him a few times till he knows it is bad doing that

Great news

I once dated my unit leader, she is an amazing person, even till date we are still in the same command

Reeberry:
Do you gym? Why like heavy phones?

See jamb kwesion o

Nice post op, but formatting made it look like a 3 year old wrote it. Reformat then you'll get more audience

Nice. Pritycrystal i see you

Just got one today from callus miller as a substitute phone, and I like the fact that its heavy