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I appriciate all of you guys for your responses, this is a place for one to be. Most of u take time to advice one on what he or she need to do when this kind of problem arrises. Kepp it up and i pry that may the gud Lord continure to bless your efforts. its realy hard to forget her, but i have made up my mind to forget her and keep on with life. I have found another person, only that we haven't met, but iam in love wth her.

Happy Val in advance.



When a GIRL is quiet , millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing , she is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions , she is wondering how long you will be around.



When a GIRL answers "I'm fine "after a few seconds , she is not at all fine.


When a GIRL stares at you , she is wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest , she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says "I love you" , she means it.



When a GIRL says " I miss you " , no one in this world can miss you more than that.


Life only comes around once; make sure u spend it with the right person,

Find a guy , who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who , kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends,

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!!



If you have a lot of love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. True love is hard to come by but when found, never dies!!

Who de use sandpaper clean nyash. carpenter i beg rise up ur hand quik, lololo

Every sunday 3 boys would go to church and comfess. So the first boy went up to the priest. The priest says WHAT HAVE U DONE BAD IN YOUR LIFE SON?.

The boy responds with:I have swore to my mother.: The priest says ''take one sip of holy water''.

The secondc boy goes up to the priest and the priest says, ''what have u done bad in life son?''

The boy responds with ;;i have stolen something''. The priest says take two sip of holy water. After every sip the third boy is laughing his head off.

So the third boy goes up to the priest and the priest says.;; What have u done bad in your life son?''

the boy responded with;; I PISSED IN THE HOLY WATER.;;;

A man is very ashamed of his PENIS because of the size. He has an extremly small penis and doesen't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.

One night when him and his girfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. The man unzip his pant, whips out his small dick, and sholves it into her hand. he sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.

His girlfriend say, Thanks for offaring, umfortunatelly i don,t smooke. lololo.

Husband of the year awards


The honorable mention goes to: The United Kingdom





, followed closely by The United States of America





and then , Poland





but 3rd Place must go to , Greece





it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to, Serbia



but the winner of the husband/partner of the year , is

, Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish.



The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand.





Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;





Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now,

I never looked at it this way before:



Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?


MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUY necologist

AND .

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.

Send this to all the men just to annoy them ,






Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,
You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing

Two woman were having coffee the topic of
marriage came up. One says, "You’re engaged
again, congratulations. But after having gone
through three divorces, what makes you think
this is going to be any different? "

The lucky bride-to-be responded, "Well, my
first husband was a gynecologist, and all he
ever wanted to do was look at it. My second
husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever
wanted to do was talk about it. My third
husband was a plumber, and all he ever wanted to
do was have his fingers in it. So, now my fourth
husband is a lawyer, so I know I'll get screwed!"

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90 percent, wedding cake

Why do women have two holes close together?

Just in case you might miss.

Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex:

1. You can get chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real
meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while driving.

5. Chocolate lasts as long as you want to.

6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate
won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate
without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off
chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on your desk during
working hours w/out upsetting your workmates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without
getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with
chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you
can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for
chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your
neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter: it's
always good.







Plsd can i see more pictures of the car? eg interio and the engene.

hope the mother inlaw is not too old. pls manage two of them, lolololo

de small pikin don de mad. abi em go carry em body all enter inside? rubish.

foolish man, no wear pant.

this is what is called river dance.

nawaooo. how em go do this kind thing?

this one na human being?

last price

if u no like am leave her now, no come chop her tire then come leave am. d first time wey u de approach am who u ask sef? if u have real love 4 her just marry her she is ur wife. abi u don see one chik wey d tripe u now? every thing dey ur mind.

that guy name na mother fulker abi?

i no go talk, cos some of u get masters 4 sexology, y some are professors of fulkanology. if not so how persom go know sey toto get whistle? una try . i know say ede hiss. dat one i agree.

na me be this. i don dieeeeeeeee

mY FRIEND WAS COMMING FROM BAUCHI, HE ENTERED A BIG POTHOLE ALONG JOS AND THE WHOLE ENGINE OF HHIS CAR REMOVED, HE NOTICED IT WHEN HE GET TO ABUJA.

ehen, dis na free yogbhoutooooo. someguys already de lik them mouth sef. i beg no be real, hold ur body. una wey no de see woman brests pass this one na photo.lololo

schizopherenia, serious sickness.

she de MAD/ HOW CAN SHE DO SUCH A THING? TOTAL MADNESS

honey don get legs be that now. if not y en go say open legs.lolololo. u sef nawa 4 u.