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Too bad.....a bad way 2 die.....

kilode100:
You think I'm your average hungry Nairaland(er)?..
Btw, have you eaten? Kikikikikiiki He wants to connect kilode100..

Hian!

its ok

kilode100:
That's your biz, not mine.

I was even considering connecting u to agip gas plant...... That's y I askd.....anyway, good luck

kilode100:
There's no such thing as a right man in today's time Genebaby, just grab one that has big Blockous and plenty money..

I can't be bothered about Mr right biko. Just give me money and if you are extremely busy about performing your conjugal rights, I will understand and not make a fuss about it ojare.. When e be say no be only you gather Blockous..

kilode, nawaoooo. Anyway let dah one be a bygone.....somebody told me u r man is that true? Pls am serious

Exponential abomination

sinaj:
Dere must be something or quality one should possess in order to attract or get attracted to someone.

It could b goodlooks, intelligence, dress sense or even charisma nd not jux only wealth

mmmh...well answered

sinaj:
R u also broke mentally




Dere r Lotta gurls out dere dat will appreciate u coz of wot u gat upstairs nd ow u behave too nd nt jux money!




U guyz shud correct dat mind set

if d person appears to be a victim of not havn money n smtn upstairs.....won't u still love d person...........cos love is the most important thing

lasheez:
Guy you've not even played the reggae you started playing the blues.All you need is packaging and repackaging.There is always some girl for some boy out there.Besisides you are just a student and it is not expected for you to work.Why are you allowing your complex control you?Is it a must for you to impress every gal with money?Well if you still want your complex to control you then my advice to you is to wait until you start plucking money from the trees.

wait ooo, I don't understand this statement "why are u allowing ur complex to control u?" is that a building complex or what?

Don't call me a tribalist..........it was said that those people who do not Know Christ will know no peace until they proclaim and acknowledge that truly Jesus is d Son of God...........check it out, how many islamic country is at peace right now in d whole world?

SeverusSnape:
Because I love boobs.

am not surprised cos pple don spoil since 150BC

I know d devil by now will be dancing shoki, cos its obvious he's making a rich harvest......he has got a lot of souls in his grips

ahmbal:
pls re u fighting ur English lecturer ? kindly go bck nd beg em

lols....u wicked pass hitler

Don't worry my fellow guys........am on a deal with Dolce n gabana design comp.....they are to design iron boxers for us to save us from this sh*t........can u afford d bills

obontami:
[size=20pt] omo e don reach 5 days wey i fccck last Ooo

me wey be say every 3 days my prick must enter toto


CHAI my prick go just strong gidigba every morning if i wake up wan piss


i must enter ikeja go fccck this night[/size]

na from der u from enta ds world n u wan die from der again.....channel ur means and course 2 smtn worthwhile bro

D bird go serve as a free flight 4 anyone lukn 4 germany passport cos they wl definitely send it back

menix:
If it was in oshodi that bird show face, the closest old woman around would have been on flame..

lols

CULT = Crazy Unexamined Life Track

CULT = Crazy Unexamined life track

Ugwuodo Edwin and I attended d same secondary school(Saint Teresas College Nsukka). He was our regulator then,he flogged me many times just 2 make me take corrections, but thank God that I av gone this far too because of those corrections he helped me make those days. He was ahead of me with 3classes. I was in Jss3 then (2006/2007). He's always been a good guy who loves politics and law.....we entered UNN d same time n graduated d same time too........there's no limit to what we can achieve. Just keep on keeping on with ur struggles n never settle 4 d less. We should wake up from our dogmatic slumber and tackle our problems. Remember 2 put God first on ur struggle line cos He's d only one who can bring u forth from nothingness into d limelight of unimaginable success. Sometimes its not about him that worketh but Gods grace. Ugwuodo didn't go there because He's d most intelligent no. I was able 2 breakthrough nnpc somehow,but am not d most experienced student engineer. U too can go places when u believe in urself and work hard no matter how little ur beginning seem 2 b.......remember there can be lots n lots of miracles when u believe.

Good one

CR77:
All na wash ;

laughing and smiling in a hierarchical order.....

MWTGDAra:
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I wan make sonoflucifer com see what hellfire looks like.......swimming pool of fire

If ur papa rich wella......dem go take u 2 Vip quarters in d station n give u beta tns...........

Dah stuff fit be salt or flour, e dey hard me 2 belv naija n der news dz days

If u come out u no go do am again......dat one na hustlers anthem no b 2day we begin hearam

Chronicles of narnia fairy tales

These people must b at d final contest......miss edo,miss ebonyi,miss kwara, miss bauchi and miss lagos....they r d most beautiful

Ipad for making bombs........dz police guys na only suya n onions dey dia brain nothing more....their seat of intelligence(cerebrum) is full of rubbish

Ipad for making bombs........dz police guys na only suya n onions dey dia brain nothing more

The truth of d century! This is d first time a nigerian politician is telln d truth......

stefanweeks:
It dont look almost braless

the bra is there

Grabs vaseline

one day u go mistake ds ur vaseline grabbing n go grab chinese balm n wound urself......

kennosklint:
9ja army shulp pls shut dia fuckup de ar noise makers

if naija army catch u eeh na 500 press ups dey go do u