₦airaland Forum

When d devil gives somebody a cap,he wud promise to collect it back in due time, buh when he comes,he wud collect both d cap n d persons head. Satan is a motherfucking crook

Horlufemi:
Please drink sniper on time.
Or u can just go to construction sites.
People have had it worse.

u r heartless

NOBODYY:
Jesus christ
Time to get my charms back on...

u no well oo, u dey mention Jesus and at d same time dey gather ur charms, u must be a traditionalist bro

MathsChic:
Should Nigeria be concerned?

maths chic, I love maths too

Pple get mind ooo,......he told d man just 2 sget d money lyk that.......pple av got stone hearts

With all this bad wonders wey dey hapn 4 naija, dem go soon add ds country to 7 wonders of d world

Am not going 2 have maids or employ them..........I will start learning hw 2 bathe a baby, give d baby food n wear d baby pampers.

What if he come return am and e no com be d original one

U never even enta transcorp hilton abuja central area..u go see hotel bow.......can coke na 1500

Mznaett:
Anytime I dey see pix like this to marry sharpaly go dey hungry me

change ur signature first

Love is a situation where two persons are bound together by bonds of affections and respect. Love can move mountains. Love will light ur way through d night. Only true love can do this...

If u set d company ablaze na em b say imo state workers go use hand grenade burn down govt house................

She talks everytime about premarital sex now she's done d real thing...........that is to tell us that action speaks louder than voice

Emmafrancis:
Vaseline!!!!!

one day u go mistake this ur vaseline to chinese balm.

D change is here......its der now at ur doorstep, chase it, embrace and feel it........do not expect miracles from me cos am not a magician"buhari"...................the sonoflucifer wants buhari to notice him,but how? unless buhari go come dey chat with us here in nairaland.

Naija hard die....may God b wt u guys in prison and may he lead u guys to a pursue a good course when ur guys are out from prison....

nunogomez:
What can separate me from the love of beer

kidney problem bro

Henrypraise:
I take non, how eva, I believe in d medicinal value of Indian hemp. I wud rada smoke, eat n drink Indian hemp dan to drink beer or spirit.

Tank u.

add cameroun pepper 4 d indian hemp n smoke it, u will start seing clearly after dat, its highly medicinal too

eleko1:
Stop drinking the poison una kal BEER.It wundjure the liver/kidney .Quit smoking too,stay alive Wine is OK but I prefer ordinary Water. Pls Save a soul.Lil AYOLIGHT need our help.Send uur donation to OGUNRUKU MERCY ITUNU.UBA Account num 2056071186.Good bless U

pple r running 4rm ur post coz they saw account no der......

damton:
so, what is the place of PAMMIE in our health

it contains yeast. Yeast can make ur eye clear...

She don dey resemble angelina jolie

sandrajazmin:
Tonto dike!

Tonto dike!!

Tonto dikeeeeeee!!!!
Hmmmmmm!

I dash u half cup of sense to drink......where u see tonto dike 4 ds thread abeg

I was there last week 4 a brief meeting...............and. This weeks meeting is gonna b at Amphi theatre, national conference centre.....its very close to nnpc towers and national assembly.............can coke is #1500 der.....things are costly der

Mutuwa:
Me love farming ..may the Almighty bless this yield.don't forget to feed the poor aswell..

Btw (according to someone)
The beauty of CHINA is TECHNOLOGY.
The beauty of INDIA is PHARMACY.
The beauty of ISRAEL is MILITARY MIGHT.
The beauty of GHANA is GOLD.
The beauty of BRITIAN is EDUCATION.
The beauty of SOUTH AFRICA is DIAMOND.
The beauty of LEBANON is CEDAR.
The beauty of MALAYSIA is PALM OIL.
The beauty of SAUDI ARABIA is TRADE.
The beauty of KUWAIT is CRUDE OIL.
The beauty of UNITED STATES is AUTHORITY.
The beauty of JAPAN is AUTOMOBILE.
The beauty of ITALY is TEXTILE.
The beauty of CZECH is STEEL.
The beauty of GERMANY is MACHINERY.
The beauty of ARGENTINA is BEEF.
The beauty of INDONESIA is WEARS.
The beauty of IRAQ is AMMUNITION.
.
THE BEAUTY OF NIGERIA is __________?

biafra I think

chychyobbi:
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indirectly u r asking us to download lesbian porn........2morr na sunday remember

mrlaw93:
Konji nh Basterd..

ar u alright? Kongi 4 d same muscle n tissue? Which kain konji be dat........

moscobabs:
They should just allow these Biafrians to leave this country. They are causing nuisance to this country.




Why can't they live in another man's land in peace

se won fi se won ni?

who is causing nuisance?go sit down eat ur normal food.......kunu and white yam

Thank God they didn't shoot them oo on d course of d sex cos it wud av bn a passport 2 hell................but better still some of them who r true children of God should av refused to do d sex,though its a hard decision...................may God help d victims to forget ds tragic moments n keep dm free from stds

Olumba olumba obu (ooo) is a confirm secret cult forget about d mother theresa of calcutta foundation they attached 2 confuse pple

agoman:
I have successfully compiled a list of all the transgender on nairaland
1. kashybaby
2. Misspicy
3. Introvert
4. lady F
5. Durentt
6. punkyveer
7. chocolateme
8. pretyDiva
(. there are many more,promise to updated

lols

KinkyAngela:
Nna, President Barack Obama sef don dey support Biafra. Heeebos must go back to Biafra. All Heeebos must go back to Heeeboland

upon d barrack obama wey u upload na only 3likes u get......if ur likes reaches up to 10likes I will send u airtime 2 u.....u called biafra Biafra right,why? I think I kn d reason.....its because u r a motherf^cking hairless fowl with a mouthstache and a hungry fraudster....

D guy na idiamin last born