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 Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 7:02pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
@pweetiebabe,,,ahhhhh..na so ona share owo onile money  *puts both hands and legs on my head screaming DIARIZ GODU OOOOOO...@fumbaby,u try for the basket of fruits,but I no see my favoUrite fruit,pomo,for there na.. |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 4:14pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
@4realwoman,see biscuit crumb for ya lips.oya clean am,na #200 million be pure water money abi? @hotmomma,awww,so thoughtful of you..God bless you.I'm Goodest,better than the good and the gooder.Amin oooo.. E be like say all these mamas never hear say I don arove...*Grabs microphone,testing,testing,1 2 3 4,singing,,,If you are happy and you know it show ya face,,If you will bellefull this year show ya face,,,if you will BELLEFULL this year and you are so positive,come out from your hiding space and show ya face... Drops mic,waiting for the pretty positive faces... 17 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 2:35pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
@mumihaja,,I no believe you,with that your sweet mouth tell me no be you get largest share...oya tell me another tori |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 2:24pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
pweetiebabe,,,,tori tolorun...ahhh...700million na only anywaiz make I no shout,I'm sure its zimbabwean dollars...@ayauche,diariz God oooo,u sef folo chop abi?10M for recharge card?issokay... Lemme go and report to EFCC,ICPC,NNPC,etc @mummyf...lol..I don send 2 empty tanks,abeg make sure you no adulterate am with ya piSs oooo... 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 1:14pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
@snr beedam..lol @kamotisha,lol,I believe in this baby piss ehn...when my neighbour's baby came visiting,he peed on the floor,I vexed ehn,I jUst looked him in the face and said"wariz strong with you?when you felt like peeing why didn't you just climb me and pee?" The poor boy was just lookingh at me like" aunty werey le leyi ooo"... Anywaiz I take style match am before I moPped the floor,so my body either directly or indirectly touch baby piss.."Lol.. You all get ready for my miraculous bfp... @sharon6,hbd to your princess.. 13 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 10:46am On Jan 29, 2016 |
pweetiebabe,e be like say kuje prison dey hungry You abi?no near my money ooo...lol... @praisefulmum,thanks dearie,I took time off all blogs ojere,my phone raptured,so I'm waiting for the national assembly to pass the 2016 budget,as e b say buhari add my phone budget join,then I will get a better phone,cause I no dey enjoy this my iphone6,lol... 7 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 8:41am On Jan 29, 2016 |
 @all mamas,ona no dey try ooo,na me ona leave about 6000 msgs to catch up with abi?Thanks for the wonderful prayers,may God bless us all.. Thanks for the mentions,congrats to the bellefull mamams,welcome newbies,who has been collecting owo onile?respect ya bweast size and credit my account sharperly before 1765 repeats itself.. @nictoliscious nictos,congratulobia,good to hear from you.. Mamas its friday,let's come up with something to spice up this weekend...legendsmother,ayaayo.mummydidi, oya suggestions.. 6 Likes |
| Islam › Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by safe06: 8:29am On Jan 29, 2016 |
as salam alaekum my brothers and sisters here.. Congrats kan65,wish you and wifey happy preggy season.. @zeezy,ehen ,where are you? @venuss,how are you? @rainyday,I dey hail oooo... |
| Health › Re: Alternative Methods To TTC by safe06: 8:17am On Jan 29, 2016 |
@futureday,go to any big pharmacy,chech health plus in ikeja..or you order from jumia/kaymu |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 8:12am On Jan 29, 2016 |
@chinwendym af born offspring ooooooooo... *runs round thread,wears dancing shoes,dances etighi and fuji gabage,carries my geepee tank,borrowS my neighbours tanks too,puts in my truck,all roads leads to chinwendym's house to collecT "The Special One Ekene" piss to take baff... I af mils this house so mulch... @elder modath,snr beedam,aunty zaynie,sister chinwedym,nurse kaffy,I sight you all,thanks for the mentions.. @all bellefull mamas,vigilante mamas,I hail ooo.. 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 11:03pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
@4realwoman,hahaha,it is a wa....na untop our head the woman wan build Big Beautiful Mansion...lol..it is well..shebi na me carry my money anD two left legs go her place..nothing spoil,iT is well.. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 4:21pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
@ladiva,I be ijaw woman,when u receive my treatment, u wee carry triplets. I no dey charge much,just shikini money, only #100k for womb setting.A trial will wanna gonna comman foncuse u. @4realwoman,I used one mama Helen in surulere,na there I spend my point and kill money say I wan treat my aches and pain ooo,but I wasn't lucky with her.e b like say na when she hear say her name dey internet,nairaland specifically,she push her charges up...I no blame her sha 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2015*. Modified: 3:02pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
legendmother,I dey oo,thanks for checking.I stay in aso-rock, @aYaayo,oshey dearie.... @client,*smiles* @rainyday and miraclebaby,y d defamation of characTer ehn? I am not a MIA sombori ooo,take ona time ooo... @ajuwajuwa,congratulobia,wishing u a healthy preggy season.m As for those ijaw women collecting money anyhow,babes shine ya eyes ooo.. I thought someone here talked about spending about 20k aT the ikorodu woman's place till she got a positive resulT,which one come be the 70k she come dey collect now?it is a wa oooo. Me sef don spend more than 150k ontop ijaw woman things,no result as in NADA,na so the money wey I for take chop point and kill ,I go give one surulere mama ijaw..Baba God dey . @ all sesky mamas, I dey hail oooo. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by safe06: 9:50am On Nov 21, 2015*. Modified: 5:38pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 10:25am On Nov 17, 2015 |
legendsmother I dey ooo..my side just dey,we dey hold am wella..thanks for checking up on a sister.. @ayauche, it's allowed to cry..i pray God makes it easy for you..Amin.. @pweetiebabe.. @all sesky 2016 mamas,i dey hail ooo... 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 10:19pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
mumihaja,hahahaa...me sef dey find baby piss ooo,the blessings wey full am ehn... @all mamas I dey hail ooo.. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 11:42am On Nov 15, 2015 |
#YouKnowYouAreTTC when you visit a friend/relation who has put to bed,and you carry the baby wishing he/she pees on you,cause it's blessing....  I am very very guilty of this one... @chinwedym,do quick born make I come carry baby oooo.. @snr Beedam,Elder modath,aunty Zaynie, ati gbogbo mummies,invite me come carry baby na,i want them to piss on me,all na blessing... Hbd lynsunny,where we dey come chop iresi and sikin? 11 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 10:33pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
shat01...Pele dear...it's well...you continue with salat as long as the regular period is over....before your salat,you can wash up and use a new panty liner...(though I don't have a verse to support this, I'm sure other sabi mama's will come elucidate)... May God almighty make things easy for us..Amin.. #YouKnowYouAreTTC when your breast are sore not because of hormone but cause of too much squeezing like orange to know if a preggy symptom has arove... 3 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 10:32am On Nov 14, 2015 |
ineedmychild....why are you shouting and disturbing the peace of this house ehn  ...u sabi fear oooo...Oya calm down,drink 2 glasses of water,ehen,stop shinning your eyes at me joor,close am small ...ehen..good girl..Now to the matter,have you ever had a miscarriage? It could be remnants from a miscarriage..be calm,sabi mamas wee comman answer you better,no fear u hear?  abi na the bone of chiken wey u chop last night for dinner? #YouKnowYouAreTTC when you find maternity wears more appealing than your regular clothes... .. 7 Likes |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 9:12am On Nov 14, 2015*. Modified: 11:49am On Nov 14, 2015 |
mitchyy,you are an ajebo sombori na,yoghurt? Was expecting ewa agoyin,beach sand,roasted yam..etc...lol.. @chinwendym....lol...i can imagine the look on your face when she caught you...chew ice block? @tatacherie,sokis,sandy stuff? @all mamas I dey hail ooo o, 3 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2015 |
lol,ona no go kee sombori...TTC is real mehn...chei.. #YouKnowYouAreTTC when you navigate around your vjayjay like indiana Jones searching for CM(cervical mucus) ..Wish us all a beautiful weekend... @sesky 2016 mamas I dey hail oooooo.... 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 9:59pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
@obinnanelson4...you are welcome here,i greet you back,though I haven't heard about the herb doctor,why not tell us the tests you and wifey have done and results,you may not be needing herb at the end... Meanwhile you need pay for owo onile through our accounting secretary miraclebaby...please be fast and pay #YouKnowYouAreTTC when you see your dh more as a sperm dispenser than a loved one...  12 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 9:11pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
#YouKnowYouAreTTC when you get up in the morning and pee without thinking,then screeeeeeeam when you realised you didn't get the stick...Nothing sucks as much as wasting your FMU(first morning urine) 9 Likes |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 7:59pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
hahahaaa iomoge2 I can imagine that feeling...even when u just finish ur period and you DTD(bd),one part of you will be telling you not to listen to science, nothing like ovulation,this could just be your miracle testimony,etc...many thoughts will just be coming up...God help us ooo... @ pweetiebabe, lol,even if na ant bite you for the belle,and you feel the pinch,all na ovulation pain... #YouKnowYouAreTTC when dh asks when are we going to the park,and you reply 6DPO(6 days past ovulation) 10 Likes |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 7:53pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
i will say mine this time next year Insha Allah...  8 Likes
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 6:55pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
top of the evening to all beautiful mamas here... I so love loved lover loving the #threadcuties idea...wow...i saw cute faces that I started dreaming of mine...May God almighty bless them all...Amin.. I know I will be part of next year's own,watch out for my twinnies... To all my TTC sesky mamas,many if not all the mamas here uploaded singletons,didnt notice any twin pishur, lets get ready to display our twins and triplets...let them know WE ARE NOT SMILING... Chinwedym, hope u are still holding on strong? It's well with u.. @blessedtwins...let your spirit guide you...May God make it easy for you..Amin.. @ all mamas,i dey hail ooo.. 13 Likes 1 Share
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| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 6:47pm On Nov 13, 2015*. Modified: 7:03pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Legendsmother, pweetiebabe say thread dry,u dey call me,who sabi shake this thread to wet pass u? All mamas I dey hail ooo...oya let's play a game...it goes thus... #YouKnowYouAreTTC when/if xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..... I go first... #YouKnowYouAreTTC when you are asked at a restaurant how u want your eggs,boiled?fried?and you scream FERTILIZED. .. 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
it's well with us all my sisters,let us remain strong...this too shall pass... 5 Likes
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 10:12am On Nov 07, 2015 |
hajia riri...hijab on bumshort?? ....may almighty Allah's rahma and nur be upon her,Amin..Hajia riri,salam alaekum... @bumbex,fearfear mummy...  ..u know say u no get power for aluta,u con dey support zaynie mugabe...@ Kimoni..... ..now I know ya weak point...i wee catch u for front...@snr elder beedam,hmmm...i like this ya greetings oo,abi time don reach to pay sadaqi... .. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 9:25am On Nov 07, 2015 |
legendsmother,how u take know say na imoge2?? AW @imoge2....salt bawo...haba fear God na... @ rainyday,it is well...i think say u say the ganganria helped? @ blesseddiva,thanks for the prayers,i say a Big Amen...may God answer you too sooner than expected...Amin.. @ all mamas, i dey ontop my water bed dey hail ooo, |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by safe06: 9:17am On Nov 07, 2015*. Modified: 9:35am On Nov 07, 2015 |
unties kimoni's hands,safe06 won't permit emotional bribery ..... Aluta continua....Zaynie must go Forces bitter leaf juice mixed with aloevera into bumbex mouth,so that belle wee nor sweet....this Aluta must continua @temmy,chei,see lil chairman saying hello like a boss.... @modath thanks ojere,thought u passed the position to this mugabe senobu,didnt know it was snr elder beedam. *i dey hail ma* @iyeejire and mitchyy...congratulobia... @ all mamas,i dey on my water bed dey hail on ooooo.... |
| Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by safe06: 2:11am On Nov 07, 2015 |
night mode prayers was suggested oooo...see the few sesky mamas that came out to pray...i hail ona joor See see seeeeee mummyejire,see her standing my mumihaja's window to collect money on behalf of zaynie...smh...will u come here and drop some prayer lines... ...u too like money joor Shey ona dey see as miraclebaby dey disturb her dh,babes free him na,he's tired,come here and pray Chei,ona dey hear as ayaayo dey snore... Rainyday,me and u know say no be sujud be that,na sleep,oya awake for tahajud.. Who be that mama wey I just see dey enter kitchen *walks out to catch the mama*... 9 Likes |
