Bimiafashion:
Pls, I need a mature, more experience, knowledgeable etc. Muslimah for friendship.

salam alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatu sista....u refering to sistas alone or bruhvas r included as well...?

Jengbetiele:


I just have a feeling this may be useful here for some categories of students. Let me quickly share my story with you....the best sermon is one's personal experience. I left secondary school in 2004. By 2005, I got admitted to a state university in Ekiti State. After two years of studies in Ekiti state, I discovered the program I was enrolled into was not accredited. To make the story worse, nearly all lecturers in the faculty of science avidly disliked everything about the program. It was called SLT then.

Consequently, they mark down our papers. Not only that, they called us all sorts of names like NFA, unfortunate students and the likes anyone who attended the university and did that course can attest to what I am saying. My dad happened to be a staff of the University, so I told him about the poor grades, everything I heard about the program and the intensity of the lecturer's hatred for the program all to no avail. All he said was whenever students don’t want to read, they come up with different flimsy excuses so I kept mute.

After five years of my life in that school, my dad was made one of the board members of the faculty so he saw the whole results since the inception of the program. He saw so may spill over students from year 2000, and the fact that the program has not been accredited. I was in 500 level (final year) then with a lot of carry over courses.....carry over is not a big deal in that program....people had 15. It was so worse that from 300level, you can be so sure you are already a spill over student. My father saw how bad it was and he immediately invited me to his office for a meeting. He blamed himself for not listening to me when I complained 3 years earlier and he said he would want me to transfer immediately. That was how I took my transcript using his influence. I was the first person ever and possibly the last person to get a transcript from the program. I returned to 200level in another school entirely when I ought to graduate with maybe a third class or a pass.

I wasted 5years of my life in Ekiti state University and as a result, i was so sad and depressed. Merely sitting with my younger brother's age mate turned my stomach in anger. Infact when I got to the new school, my own younger brother who I happened to be ahead of by 3years became my senior. The retrogression started affecting my grades such that attending classes became a burden. Along the line, I sat myself down and reasoned deeply about how my life has been. For crying out loud, I used to be one of the best students in secondary school. I was only unfortunate to have attended the wrong program in Ekiti. Though I wasn't given any certificate despite the number of years spent but what about the life lessons I learnt?

From that day onward, I made a concrete decision to change my attitude towards my new classmates and I began to humble myself to a fault. Above all, I began to see my new school as the golden opportunity to start afresh again. My declining grades all of a sudden began to soar so high such that I had 5.0/5.0 in one of the semesters with a bit of dedication and I ended finishing top 5 out of the class

Today, I am currently in Canada on a graduate program fully funded by a Canadian university. Up till now, I am yet to spend a dime of myself in Canada because the scholarship covered everything. Guess what? I even got two scholarships from two different universities and just last week, I got another funding again. Yes just last week! What if I had committed suicide then? Would I have seen the goodness almighty God has packaged in my future today? What I am saying in essence is you can fall as much as possible but whenever you fall and refuse to rise again is when you failed. The righteous shall fall seven times.....but they shall rise again.

Conclusively, whatever the case maybe, dust up yourself and try again. Do not give up so easily because winners never quit and quitters never win. I am sure very soon you gonna look back and smile. Every successful man or woman at some point had a share of that gloomy period when you feel you are all alone and the world is about coming down on you. But I am happy to announce to you that alot of people have tread this same path and today they have become success and point of reference in the society. My brothers and sisters, it is never how far, but how well and tough time never lasts tough people do!!!!!!

so touchy to b honest bt would need ur help concerning d scholarship program in Canada. I mean d process n procedure. dis is my email sage10pm@yahoo.com tanks

achiphet:
Lets think like weve left the industrial age for once. The current hardship is 50% buharis fault and 50% the drop in oil prices fault. We live in a monoeconomic Nigeria and the sole source of our country's income just went down by more than 70%......that means a '70%' slash in our economy and living standards, take it or leave it. But friends we are in the information age where u must not depend on the economy of ur country to make money, though its hard to leverage this 'fact', we must look for how to make the cash abroad and bring ii in to help this economy until Nigeria secures an alternative source of income. Ive found a one and will be happy to shear it with anybody that cares to ask. Gods grace

am curious oooh.....show me d way...nw am asking.

Aminat508:
Ogun abenu gongon

lmao!!!!!! Tanks for dat tho. so funny!!!

Ferraricash:
Lalasticlal.a, You better place this on a front page bro.. It's so surprising on what we pay on electric supplies that doesn't stay for even 4hrs in sango and environs likewise some places in lagos state, Nigeria in general. I was billed for August with just 6k plus with an outstanding bill of 4k plus, the charges for that month of August was just 1k plus which is still fair with the rate of power supply in that environs, this morning I placed a call to the number placed on the Bill which was different from former number of the lady who was in charge of the bill, to my surprise I realize this silly man was only placing bill to each houses without considering the fact that there was no power supply for almost a month, my bill rose from 4k balance after I paid 2k on the August bill of 6k plus to 19k, and the man was telling me that he's new to the system and he will look into it but I should arrange some money for him when he will be coming to my environs, it's obvious this guy is enriching his pocket.. Abeg who is looking into this dubious and fraudulent act of some IBEDC workers

......nah 115,473k we dey owe dose lightards...crazzy bill since Jan dis yr

peachyD:
Lmao...was really hoping I could cheat mtn for once

eeeyah! sorryyyy

MoltenMagma:
There is no N and C, just 6. I have checked several times yet I didn't see it.

My brain is not aging!

.....all dem dere ooooo.

Trinxie:
Airtel weekend plan
1Gig @ #100
*474*1# to subscribe
*140# to check your balance
...doesn't work on all airtel sims tho...but there's no harm in trying, already used it twice so its tested and trusted.

....hmmm...like real u @ dp tho.

honeymills:
I am not a Muslim but y?

...very gud...try to b one of us n u shall experience eternal peace in sha Allah.

OmoSenii:
Pls where am I to do my data capture, I have no idea

nt now...jst wait afta enrollment.

BlaqqDahCritic:
Pls Can Someone Tell Me The Rate Of Cultism In Unilag... Asap

...shush ur mush

modath:

TSA is not in the best interest of the lawmakers, they will fight it with every breath inside them..

Dino isn't whistle blowing, he is only rabble rousing & looking for ways of forcing the status quo to remain..






The only comma for me is that the contract should have been vetted properly & re-worked to favourably serve the nation, so this kind of mud slinging & buck passing would never have arisen...

Bruhva....na contract we dey talk abt here ooooo. had it bn d present admin extend or re-new it w/o review..u can blame dem bt luking @ it d CBN,25 commercial banks n d systemspecs dey share isn't big ooo compare to wot visa , MasterCard go charge us.

Consultville:
Prophet Emmanuel Chukwudi aka Prophet Elijah, the General Overseer of Kings of Kings Deliverance Church, who hails from Ntezi in Isielu, Ebonyi State has said that he predicted that former President, Goodluck Jonathan will lose the 2015 general election to President Muhammadu Buhari, but he did not publicize it. In his recent prophecy, Chukwudi has revealed that Abubakah Audu will be the governor of Kogi State. He equally stated that Atiku Abubakar will be the next president of Nigeria in 2019.

“He opens my eyes under different circumstances it comes when I am fasting or praying, when I am singing praises to God or even when I am walking in the street.”

According to him former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar is set for a second coming, “the lord revealed to me that Atiku Abubakar is the next President of Nigeria come 2019”, he went to proclaim further, “part of PDP will break up and merge with another party. On that platform, Atiku Abubakar will emerge the flag bearer and from there become president of Nigeria.”

He further told this reporter “the Senate President, Bukola Saraki will lose his seat as the president of the house”.

Prophet Elijah also predicted that Wike will lose out to Peterside in the struggle for the soul of River State. He also foresees Abubakar Audu taking over the incumbent in Kogi State. When he was asked if he was not being pro APC with his vision he calmly retorted, this is what God reveal to me the come to pass. And you will testify I am a servant of the highest God.

source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/11/atiku-will-be-next-president-of-nigeria-in-2019-prophet/

...well,it's possible sha afta obj n tinubu don die.

axiliborha:
OFFICIAL

heheheheheheheheh

laudate:


Kindly read through all the posts on this thread. You would gain more understanding of what Remitta does.

lol!! kk sir.

laudate:


Don't be funny. Review all the facts before you type. The CBN evaluated other existing platforms, before deciding to settle for Remitta. CBN did not even pay a kobo, for the deployment of the payment solution. The only agreement was that 1% of the transaction amount would be collected as transaction fees, and shared between the firm and all the banks. What is so criminal about that??

Such fees which constitute a percentage of the transactions done, are worked out for different payment platforms all over the world. If you own a credit card in USA or the UK today, you pay a percentage fee per annum, for owning the card. Even Visa and Mastercard charge the banks for every customer that uses their cards, to make payments or remit payments. It is perfectly within the law. These fees are called acquirer - processor fees.

So what rubbish is Dino Melaye saying?? Dino is from the same local govt as the MD of the company that installed Remitta. He is just trying to blackmail and witch hunt the man. Or maybe he asked for a bribe, and the guy refused to oblige. Who knows??

.....Baba u jst made me ondastand more abt dis remitta issue....since u r a madman(@ profile info tho) would like to gain more from ur experience. u say wot ?@laudate

Sultan5:
Myth #1 : Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 : Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.

Myth #3 : Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 : Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.

Myth #5 : Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.

Myth #6 : Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.

Myth #7 : Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.

Myth #8 : Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.

Myth #9 : Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.

Myth #10 : Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
A world without Introverts would be a world with few scientists, musicians, artists, poets, filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and philosophers. That being said, there are still plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed these two terms on purpose to show you how biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

cc: Lalasticlala‎

[source: http://www.carlkingdom.com/10-myths-about-introverts

.....dis guy no lie abt us sha. well described article here.

Mznaett:
Those creature called "men"?? Fear them!

advice nt dis abeg!!!

Ginaz:
Men and their wahala, God pls give me a caring husband

ewww!!! advice dey say nt dis abeg!!

[quote author=delectablegyal post=39977258]I just wanna know. He is not popular, even delectablegyal is more popular than he is.

If u google delectablegyal, u will find me. I have more searches than seun. His biography is not anywhere online where I can read abt his marital status. From his look, he is due for marriage dats if he is not yet married. He has little work to do, he should just pick one of these ubiquitous girls on nairaland and marry her.


I would have loved him to marry ishilove bt dat girl is too wicked, she banned ma close friend, she is popular here too. Since she has been banned, she can no longer make comments. So, seun, don't marry ishilove. U can marry missspicy though. I know she is rude bt u can manage her rudeness. She has a good heart.......lo!!!! wots d name of disease u suffering ooooooo!?!

jst tell Seun ur mind....simple!!!!!!

axiliborha:
I am also a new bee...I want new friends through bbm...............HEll NO.........I want to find trouble. :p

.... oshey!!! troublemaker

christinie:
It's ok.

...aiiidy ma'am

christinie:
Am not a student. I was called to bar long time ago.

....hahaha...sorry ooh madam bar....meaning u don know it all abi

christinie:
UNILAG.

...law student I guess...

any fresher here....finance student to b precise. holla @ me pls cos I gat questions ooooh. whatsapp or pin 08084680861 n 58FFEBE0

eliyoung22:
hope u generated and printed ur payment advice for 2015/2016 session b4 u paid ur skul fees

.....yes sir n even d banker called out my name during d transaction in the banking hall. wot shld I do sir?

[quote author=eliyoung22 post=39604187] log in to your student account u will see the blog next to payment advice written as "print receipt....tanks Bruhva....na "pay online now" d stuff write for dere. I don taya ooooh

guys wey don pay sch fees.....hw u take print out ur payment receipt online ooooooh I don taya + disturbed + confused oooo. pls y'all shld reply asap.

triggaSG:

well, dont know the exact date, but you must pay before the final enrolment cause your gonna need the receipt during the exercise and th final enrolment starts nov 16, so figure out the date

.....gracias.

ibadanfinest:
Welcome to the official thread of unilag 2015/2016 admission thread. I will be more than willing to offer my service to aspirants as I was offered such selfless service by the likes of labodinho, damosky and co while seeking admission to this wonderful citadel of learning, the skul of first choice. Let the thread begin!

....any aware of deadline date for d payment of sch fees if any, feel free tu tell

faitheverest:
Sometimes,i wonder how this people reads...

....lo!!!! I knw dat feeling.

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