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Leyemoshood:
What a wasted life cos of 4mins enjoyment..

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Are you a 4 mins man? Chai you don suffer for hoes hand be that.

Mzdivacious:
awww thanks dear

You are welcome, my dear.

HML, OP. Your husband is rich or has a big d!ck and knows how to use it, right?

Mzdivacious:
thanks dear.check my personal quote :p

I thought as much. I don't really think she is prettier. Both of you are cool and have got style.

PrettyHausaGirl:
Why not just chop, clean mouth and move on

Wow! I like that.

Mzdivacious:
search deep down n ud find out whats wrong with u.cos honestly noone gives a hoot about ur looks.if anything they really shd get u more friends...
go out more.nd pleease talk to females.dont be shy.female frds reduce boredom

get past ur comfort zone n try to talk to people more...put on an act of familiarity with guys.like u know them before.u really dont expect them to approach u first do u?

idk for u tho.just loosen up.dont put urself in a shell cos life isnt a movie.noone wud try to break d shell

Good advice you've got for him there. You both are looking gorgeous in that pic. Which of the two hotties are you?

Slimzjoe:

Naa.... I am....She Shagged My Buddies
Someone who Loves you would never do that

Trust me, she loved you. But she enjoyed shagging your buddies more.

At point did things go wrong?

When a hoe only want your money, give her enought of it and let her grow dependent on you, then cut the supply and drop her to date someone hotter than her. It kills faster than Ebola.

misspicy:
[color=#000055]Gold digger is a derogatory name for a person who cultivates a personal relationship in order to attain money. The accusation of being a gold digger is usually aimed at a woman who is with a man only because she wants his money.[/color]


Now the above is the literal meaning of gold digger according to google,it is even a common case in our present day Nigeria that it sometimes feels okay or normal,because of the alpha male gene most men possess,they feel they should provide for the female folk, even though it is not right but the abnormal thing gradually becoming a trend now is the male gold digger


[color=#000055]A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls.(women). Rarely works, have a sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear of them. if its too good to be true it probably is.[/color]

was in a relationship with a MALE GOLD DIGGER,i cook his food,pay for his upkeep even things as little as haircut,he gets monthly allowance from me too,guy always blackmailing me with breakup if i complain,well i later got my freedom though i ended the whole thing and guy still calling till date

So guys have you come across a male gold digger? How did you handle the situationship




Cc punkyveer

And what exactly were you gaining from the relationship that made you do all that for him. Be truthful.

When hoes want to be loyal, they go foolishly loyal. Jessica is a typical example of a loyal hoe.

Omotayor123:
Asiri Tu... Just like a Nollywood movie. Abeg make we see her picture

This b!tches aren't loyal.

In this case, the b!tch is loyal to her man. Only a totally loyal bltch could have done what she did.

hensben:
Why not invest the money into NPL.
Well, na him money.

Investment decisions are not based on simple calculations.

Is she coming to my house to eat or phuck? Whatever it is, she will have to make do with what I have in the fridge, which is mostly drinks and snacks. I hardly serve food to my visitors.

Must you stay in Maiduguri? Come to OYO where your parents originate from and no one will kill you. This your story get as e be sha.

lagmostkuit:
I still can't find where "ladies" is written on dat board.

Before u guys start shouting ladies! The warning goes out to all both ladies and gentlemen.

How do you mean "all both" in your sentence?

Sweetyie:
My future husband anywhere or wherever u r. Locate Me IJN

Na so the tin don reach?

ENIMONEY:
I want to marry someone like this guy mehn! I like some traits in Nigeria and I love yankee guys! Having a little bit of both is perfecto. Wale will u marry me

Yes, I will.

RIP, Dodo. She would give my friends weed even when they had no money. That was a along time ago. #TeenageYears

EggovinMma:


I just put a stop to masturbation two months ago.
Usually, this happens when one is idle.So I read some dirty magazines and you know what usually happen down there after such.


I guess that wasn't enough! The night was getting cold and it was already drizzling and I'm hot! Worst is i don't keep porn at home, so WHAT THE HELL AM I GO NNA DO?

I downloaded a porn after trying without 3ase to watch it online instead. Took extra excruciating minutes to download. At a point I left the God damn phone to make me a cup of coffee.
Yea off the clothes goes! Dropped the hot coffee on the fridge to connect the phone to the TV.YOU GUYS WILL AGREE THAT PORN IS BETTER WATCHED IN A MASSIVE SCREEN! HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WILL BE TO WATCH PORN IN 3D? I SURE I WILL BE HOPPING OVER MY ROOM SCREAMING AND BLEATING AT SAME TIME.I MAY JUST RISK A HEART ATTACK.

Anyway NEPA KON TAKE LIGHT! I nearly cry! The rain is already dropping heavily and my battery just gave a signal. I grabbed my coffee sat down on the edge if my bed, placed my tab on the other laps to begin the sin against my wet flesh.

As I tried to pass the coffee to the left hand to enable me handle the phone with the right as you know some scenes may need repeating and my right hand will handle rewinding better, the unthinkable happened Na so hot coffee just splash for my my my, this is embarrassing. For my kpekus, my "happy hole" of all sensitive places! !

I gave a loud cry as I jumped off, ran to bathroom to pour sone chilled water while I took a hot piss in the process. I no longer felt the need to masturbate, went straight to bed instead. Didn't even bother cleaning the mess or changing the bed sheet!


Whoever taught me that lesson God or the devil did a great job.

Get yourself some small boy by your street corner. Those boys are not only fresh, they are full of rage and energy to make you go haywire.

Igbo chics been making sense since 70 AD.

tchidi:
E! Nan Abuja fa.
Kai kuma fa?

A Lagos na ke da zama.

tchidi:
Lafiya kalau, Oga na! Ya ake yi?

Tor muna nan ana yi da mu. Anan garin Abuja kike da zama?

tchidi:
Tunde na nice guy fa....
See as dem start to gist de even give demself advice!

Mama na, yaya dai?

mapet:
Unfortunately the irony is on what basis will you be in the capacity to employ. If you're still in the delusion of equating an HR position to a man who has attained the highest height and pedestal in terms of training, exposure, leadership development and made it to the president(a position which you are yet to even conceptualise), does that not suggest that your still an infant in understanding leadership and management?

So if you you enlist the service of a head hunter and he came up with that list after four months, you will give him thumbs up and then hands his pay cheque, right?

modelboy:
yeah with dreams apart from Music... Let me guess you wanna be a rapper?.

Nah, bro. I play with computers.

PMB's list will never be better than his capacity to identify human resource. I won't employ PMB as my HR Manager lest he messes things up.

So it took PMB 4 months to come up with these names? Na wao.

Chai! So Emma Nyra just dash this boy free phussy to take do practice so that another girl go come enjoy the skills? This is not fair. Nairaland ladies, I pray that guys no go use you to learn how to phuck. Click like to say amen, don't click to reject the prayer.

debris:
Omg














To our guys don't you like these?
Only broke guys won't appreciate this concept

You don't seems to like 'em broke brothers. Some folks could be broke because they are still in the trenches and heavily involve with their dreams which will eventually land them their fortunes. Never forsake a broke guy with dreams.

CUMPOLICE01:
and wif yu level of education.... Does dat answer op's ques.. .... Also does that make its 1day= earth's 1year.... Y'all are dumb







[size=23pt]ANSWER[/size]



It takes 225 Earth days or 7 1/5 months for Venus to make a complete orbit around the sun (that\'s 1 Venus year). However, it takes 243 Earth days for Venus to spin around its own axis (1 Venus day).

Therefore: 1 Venus year=225 Earth days and 1 Venus day=243 Earth days.

Her answer may not be right but what she said is a fact about Venus. You answer is plagiarism at its best. You totally gave out yourself.