₦airaland Forum

Sleekyshuga:
@emboldened got me ROTFL .. Which of the networks? GLO or MTN?

All the same, thanks for the compliment..

Actually, I mean my network of friends. I know you knew what I meant but nonetheless, I have to state it. You see, there is this thing in me that thinks you exudes a lot of positive energy - something I so much cherish in a woman. I also believe I have a lot to bring to the table too. I just asked to be a friend, is that too much for you to give?

Cyriloha:
I bet your a YellowBar continue waiting for person wee go push you very soon dey go push yo from the bridge

Why evils bro, why evils?

Sleekyshuga:
Squats do the magic

Honestly, I love your sense of style + I think you are a very smart and Intelligently lady too. You are one babe I so would love to meet. Your type leaves a man with so much motivation to push himself to be the best he can be. I would love to have you on my network.

Is he in possesion of Order data from Rolex? Only Rolex can tell who is the first in Nigeria to receive their order for that model.

ETH(end time husband)

I am beginning to like this lady. I will consider having her as a baby mama.

Nobody is above mistake. The man simply mistakenly transferred the money that was mistakenly transferred into his account. Again, nobody is above mistake.

Alphaoscar:
@ op, I beg to disagree because the part of the constitution you quoted clearly state that before the commencement of the election but in kogi state's case

1. There is a legally conducted election

2. Even the dead candidate voted and his vote was counted


3. More than 90% of the election is conducted already


4. And don't forget the candidate and his deputy contested on a joint ticket and thank God the other partner on the ticket ( faleke) is alive and well

5. The votes were voted and recorded for the party and not in the candidate's name.

6. The election to be conducted is just a supplementary election which can never void the main election.


7. election been inconclusive is not same as been invalid.

cc: adaweezy , tonyebarcanista , gbawe , Ngeneukwenu .

In the coming re run where voting was canceled, Can you tell me the candidates Kogi people will be voting for?

HungerBAD:
And the man died.

Alams of Bayelsa- God 1/Alams 0

Audu of Kogi- God 1/Audu 0

Allison Maduekwe - God's messenger still doing sit ups and push ups.

This just tells me that if Billionaires, when under a serious medical condition in this Country, have no access to a proper medical care. Then what happens to the less privileged? That thing called greed.

If i am hypertensive, and have already stolen Billions before and actually got away with it. All i will do is just relocate to somewhere that is always sunny, like the Bahamas and live like a King.

For an Hypertensive person, to now subject themselves to the rigors of a Nigerian Electioneering, is a one way ticket to the maker. They say do not speak ill of the dead, but hey, this dead man caused the deaths of many others via poverty, refusal of the payment of salaries for months and others too.

Just like i said in Alams time, you can cheat we Humans, but God is somewhere watching you play your second half of the Match. Not saying RIP to this man, and i am a die hard APC man.

Which God are you talking about? The God I serve do not kill his creatures for whatever reasons. If your god kill people because they stole, then why are you, yes you, Tinubu, David Mark, Wada, Buhari(your very own mr integrity), Atiku, El Rufai, Emir Sanusi, Saraki, Akpabio, Fashola, OBJ, Ngige, Amaechi and all other piliticians still alive? When is he going to kill them? Because I am sure all of them have stolen.

yns4real:
Death, etc., of 181 -
(1) If a person duly elected
as Governor dies before
taking and subscribing the
Oath of Allegiance and
oath of office, or is unable
for any reason whatsoever
to be sworn in, the person
elected with him as
Deputy governor shall be
sworn in as governor and
he shall nominate a new
Deputy-Governor who
shall be appointed by the
Governor with the
approval of a simple
majority of the House of
Assembly of the State.
(2) Where the persons
duly elected as Governor
and Deputy Governor of a
State die or are for any
reason unable to assume
office before the
inauguration of the house
of Assembly, the
Independent National
Electoral Commission shall
immediately conduct an
election for a Governor
and Deputy Governor of
the State.

Now who has been elected governor? Audu died without being elected governor as far as the declaration is concerned. So how is this going to play out? Is it right for INEC to go ahead and conduct a re run of an election involving a death man? Does the constitution allow casting your vote for a death canditate as it would be the case if they go ahead with the re run? These are interesting times?

Suddenly there is progress because the Economist said so? The APC e-rats are happy with this article despite all the punch lines it contained.

NgeneUkwenu:
Yet the president has failed to please all as he juggles the demands of his party and people. His decision to keep the oil post for himself, while appointing the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation’s new head as his deputy, was designed to keep the valuable resource in hands he can trust. But it raises concerns over the centralisation of power.

Critics also fret over an absence of desperately needed financial expertise.

Economic policy has been adrift since Mr Buhari came to power, and investors complain about the central bank’s use of trade controls and import restrictions. However, the new finance minister, an accountant who cleaned up the books of one of Nigeria’s smaller states, is poorly qualified for the job. Her counterpart in the investment ministry is a respected businessman, but he may lack the clout to stand up to a president with statist leanings. “It’s a government with local professionals and without superstars,” says Shehu Sani, a senator of the ruling party.

http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21678776-after-six-months-nigerias-president-no-longer-leads-alone-work-last?fsrc=scn/tw/te/pe/ed/atworkatlast

arresa:
When illiterates, trolls, comedians and unintelligent biafraudians are allowed to post on the internet...

You would do anything to earn your fief, wouldn't you?

Serious folks would visit the plant to inspect cars as the roll out of assembly line. Scammers do it in villas.

CaroLyner:
yes isnt that enough?

Not enough IMHO.

CaroLyner:
you should report to the school authority about his inappropriate behaviours.

For asking her out?

What if he formed part of a federal government delegation to any of these western countries and it happens that he has to shake women? Even Ayatollah khomeini is yet to be seen with gloves.

So you stood there for hours listening someone begged you because he sniffed you panties? The conversation that went between the two of you is better imagined.

Make them feel important, make them feel revered and make them feel they are the leaders. That way, they will be more inclined to help you be the leader of the people, and you will lead everybody, them inclusive.

It is just a game! Do what you have to do to get what you want, El-Rufai. 2019 loading...

What is the CEO, MTN Nigerian still waiting for? He should have been the first to resign.

Reekadict04:
˙˙˙˙˙˙=)) lɐɯɹou oʇ ʞɔɐq əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ʍou'noʎ uɹəɔuoɔ ʇou səop ʇɐɥʍ pɐəɹ oʇ uʍop əpısdn əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ əʌɐɥ noʎ

I didn't have to turn my phone upside down to read it.

mrlaw93:
Imagine me wishing my girlfriend a happy birthday with jst a picture upload.. I swear its the end of the relationship...

If true, then you need to cahage your girlfriend.

PrettyHausaGirl:
Yup i am

Northern Christian?

How does that make girls who say they don't short guys date him?

Sijo01:
Do I really need to answer to your query for a personal issue?

No!

Teempakguy:
hahaha.

i wouldn't quite use the word sexy though . . . more like, fascinating.

I had to put it in their language.

Teempakguy:
Hehehe. The struggle is serious.


personally, i can't relate with what he wrote up there. Despite the fact that i'm short.

I don't get treated badly by girls. In fact, many of my friends happen to be females and some of them are taller than me. I'm not troublesome at all. I'm really more easy going and laid back and i rarely argue in real life because sometimes, i value my friends more the truth. Especially when the truth is inconsequential.
I always try to be funny and jovial, i try to see things from the other person's perspective,

i'm most definitely not a kitty cat freak. Sex takes hours. In that same period, one can write several lines of code, unravel several mathematical mysteries, or even read quite nice books which give the same level of satisfaction, plus residual knowledge. I see it as a waste of time.

Most of these things are stereotypes, i don't know who propagated them. But, if you really take the time to observe and interact with the short ones, you'll observe that they're just like everybody else.

And i'm sure the op knows this . . . That's why he's pretending to be short when he's 6'5''. Chai.

Right now, that is the sexiest thing to me.

Sijo01:
Is she just knowing that the guy is smallish and not tall? Can body physique be hidden? Na wa for some ladies o

That's somebody's wife and child you are exposing like that on the internet. I know as a person, you have a right to do whatever you like with your picture. But is a wife and mother, you are responsible to your husband and children.

Finland:
This is a cheap smear campaign by kenyans against Nigerians. That was not a Nigerian pastor. That's just rididulous

Exactly my thought. You can always tell a Nigerian by their accent. That is not Nigerian accent.

So when he is back in Nigeria, will he live in the South-East, his mother's side or North-Central, his father's side?

The man from daura at work.

Vivian Gist is not joking. Ever since Linda announced her multi million naira banana island home, this girl hustle not get borders again. May God bless our hustle.