₦airaland Forum

Zikamax:
I am not prepared to sit in divination for you and at the end be expected to advise you as if you do not have elders in your town. Huhh?

I know exactly what the elders of my town would advise when it comes to matrimony.
And if she must marry a Ghanaian, she should have, at least, done it properly.

Zikamax:
Illegitimate children are not looked down upon this days, so try and track the sense down dear.

Look up the meaning of the bolder. What does it connote?

iamord:
No sense in your statement

That kid will grow up to find out that his birth came before his parents wedding day. Does that make sense to you?

Celebrates wedding anniversary without even a single child? What then are they celebrating really? A more serious couple would be celebrating their child's birthday.

Good move! This will go a long way in boosting the morale of soldiers in the battlefield. Gallantry should be rewarded and cowardice always punished.

Airforce1:
Well
We don't know them here in United states

tayoxx:
we also don't know them here in France

Neither do we know them here in The Vatican.

With that your face, only first class can save you.


















Just joking. Congrats. Fatimoh.

I fear that one day I will walk into a hotel and check into a room where this beast had lodged before. God! please don't let it happen.

Seun:
Frank Edwards, the well-known gospel musician, posed for a selfie with Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's daughter, Sharon Oyakhilome, and called her a "super star" and "my personal person". What do you think that means? To me, it sounds as if they are dating each other.

https://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/10802630_1542354469312427_1094704312_n.jpg
Source: http://instagram.com/p/vYp06THMbw/

I swear, this boy don fall yakata in love with gossip.

Let me check with my PA if he is interested.
















































































I'm afraid, he said(and I quote), "I'm not interested, sir".

MissMeiya:
Seriously. I cannot STAND them. Build story building, build this house, build this.

Waiting for you to finish building "your" house so they can come and move in, or start renting it. My father has 3 houses. His children will never do anything more than visit in them. And they still curse him for not building more. And they blame my mother, and say she "discouraged" him. Can you imagine?

VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE EVIL.


Public service announcement: NOTHING you do will please them. NOTHING.

Please tell me the name of your village so that I can avoid it like a plague. But seriously villa peeps can really test the limit of one's tolerance. In fairness to my village, they can be very helpful and supportive when it has to do with burial. Even your creditors dares not asked you for their money during that period and the few months that follow. But there are certain areas where you just wanna the trigger on them.

I have a feeling this Boko Haram thing has become a big franchise. They have diversified beyond politics and religion. They now do all kinds of business.

Most of the links on that website are either not working or leads to pages with no content. No hacker worth his reputation will waste his/her time hacking a useless website. I think the idea was just to have a website too. Besides that, I don't think they need it for anything else. It mostly doesn't work beyond the homepage. Just click around the website(http://www.supremecourt.gov.ng/) and see things for yourself.

freecocoa:
It has never caused a problem, if anything, the guys have loved it, you know they get to play with it and all .

My last boyfriend was even angry when I cut it.

Are you a serial fu<ker?

Picture of some parts of VI, Ikoyi and Lagos Island. Lagos has 20 constitutionally recognised Local Government. FIXED.

Please report any case of post election violence in your area. Call 0901112343.

2sexi:
What is the reasom why some women become hostile during pregnancy?

I will try the best I can to rephrase your sentence without redundancy.

1, What is the reason for some women becoming hostile during pregnancy?
2, Why do some women become hostile during pregnancy?

I am open to correction or improvement.

I want Rozzay.

j-a-n-jaweeds in action

PocoAPoco57:
The last tin God created after animals are nigerians . FACT

According to the HOLY BIBLE, you are wrong. God started and finished his creation in six days. The word, "Nigeria", came into being just a little over 100 years ago.

danaiks:
Click "Like" if power supply has increased in your area
Or
Click "Share" if there is no difference

Statistics will tell!!

Do you expect APC supporters in the mold of berem and others to click "like" even if they are having 24 hrs power supply?

Chei, BlackFaze, your own don finish be that o. Even when the issue of fizzled out artists come up, nobody was kind enough to remember you. Na so dem forget you reach?

Did I hear you say, sorry, see you write cry? Me, cry ke, for wetin na?

This is the problem with APC. It is a few months to the general election and they won't tell Nigerians about their programs. All we hear from them is PDP this, PDP that. Is PDP their manifesto?

JoeCutie:
In your wildest dream... You wish.

You have no I idea who is behind they keyboard, do you? So Cuppy is so outer space for you that you think she could only be wish for or at best, gotten in a "wildest dream"?

JoeCutie:
that DJ Cuppy of a babe shaaa. If I catch her... Ok na.

Been there, done that.

Halloween in Nigeria? Chai, inferiority complex and lack of depth no good at all. Truly and really educated and self conscious Africans will never be caught in this cesspit of shame. That is why I don't roll with silly b!tches.

muaa:
I'm really sensitive to bad breath. Perhaps wat I consider as bad breath may be normal to some other person. The mouth odour may not be as bad as I've painted it.

This is a bad attempt at damage control. Just admit that you have been rolling with, in the words of Sympathy55, "ogogoro guys".

muaa:
I luv kissing, hence the reason I still can't dump my boyfriend, despite the fact that we may not end up as a couple. The other guys I've dated are really bad in that aspect, especially the mouth odour iss... I detest people with bad breath.

wHAT mANNER oF gUYS dO yOU rOLL wITH tHAT hAVE tHIS mOUTH oDOUR?

I am no longer buying the iPhone, period. Fucck the gays.

This is the first time I would see his full lenght picture. He is really not a tall guy like that. A good dress sense though. I hate agbada on niggas.

At 16. On board a flight from New York to Los Angeles. This white girl who sat next to me was flirting with me so I had to show her that I no be village boy. We exchange numbers and met one week later. The rest is story for the gods.