₦airaland Forum

If she's chip of the old block, then I pity this son of man that is walking her down the aisle. Maternal pedigree is a very important consideration in choosing a wife. Ignore that at your own peril.
Welcome to Nigeria where every home that has money is considered a good home, where every rich man is an elite.

kcreal: Same here

Owerri babe, right?

chipatra: Me don date all O

rozzay: I been think say na only me

You bches sure have been around the cocks.

Yeye dey smell

Now my challenge is remembering those years when I didn't know how to read. To be honest, it is like I have been reading all my life.

adaobi123: They'll still have igbo names. First name or middle name

And if your hubby also happen to have this kinda mindset, then you sure may end up with names like Chidinma Adesua Omoruyi, Babatunde Emaka Afolabi or even Halima Amaka Maku. Sound more like chaos and anarchy to me. Some names doesn't just sound good together. But then, what do I even know. I am jass a small boy.

adaobi123: All my children will have Igbo names, no english names

In the event that you don't get to marry an Igbo...?

QAPHAYNE: It is no news that various naija celebs are now cross carpeting from music/movies to film making, we have seen the likes of mofe-damijo, nkiru silvanus e.t.c. The list below ishowever for those that are ready to thread the murky waters in 2015.


KATE HENSHAW : She has no doubt made her mark in the movies arena. But this dark skinned beauty is poised to make a difference in the political arena. Here is a piece from her manifesto:
"I have a strong interest and desire to serve my
People and especially show that there is a better
more humane way to do things when you are in a
position of leadership. Putting the people first and
being accountable to them as well as being
accessible".

According to her, special attention will be paid to quality education and ample health care for young mothers. she will be running for federal house of representatives,she is eyeing the calabar municipal/odukpani constituency slot.


KENNY SAINT BROWN : Ksb as she is fondly called may not be that relevant today but she is still no pushover in the music industry. She is running for the lagos state house of assembly ikeja constituency under the APC.


ABOLORE AKANDE a.k.a 9ice : Our main man alakpomeji is leaving no stone unturned and no turn unstoned in actualizing his political dream. When asked why he chose to go into politics he said: "I believe I have achieved all there is to achieve in music". However his ex toni payne is proving to be a pain in the ass. 9ice is running under the APC and is vying for the ogbomosho constituency 1 at the oyo house of assembly.


BOB MANUEL UDOKWU : the former gulder ultimate search anchor is seeking new adventure in naija politics. Currently he is the special adviser to anambra state governor on nollywood and entertainment. He is vying for a seat at the anambra state house of assembly under the political structure of the APGA. He is to rep. Idemilli north 1 constituency.


DESMOND OLUSOLA ELLIOT : Many are angry that they never knew his name was olusola until it was time for politics. However this veteran actor has expressed interest in vying for the lagos state house of assembly under the APC.

Why are you in a hurry to tag them as politicians? I mean, these folks are yet to win even a primariy election for councillorship.

I have a friend who lives in Lagos and every election period, he simply flood his home state with posters for the governorship elections and disappear back to Lagos. Now he goes about telling any body who cares to listen that he is a 3 time gubernotorial and 2 time senatorial aspirant for his state and senatorial district respectively. Even as I type this he has been holding series of meetings branding and printing outfits in readiness for 2015 outing.

Some are "fwends" instead of "friends", "kk" instead of "okay", "lego" instead of "let's go" and "wifes" instead of "wives".

PoshGuy: Good job mister!

Good job, mister!

Nice write up. Meanwhile, the attention of the "antoni-general" has just been drawn to this. Expect charges to be pressed.

marieolae: Wow amazing. I'm gonna get myself one!

Put that on me, honey.

Dymondgurl: Awww, so cute!

O girl, e get as you dey do me o.

sexzskil: If i have a drone or a missile, i will waite till they gather for their crappy award as usual, forming celebrities, enter their midst and annihiliate them from the surface of the earth but since i do not possess any of these, i'll leave the job to d fvcking government. No, the fvckin, bastard government will never comment or even whisper a comment against this ugly trend, they are just goddamn busy looting. Looting is far more important. I bet, Naijeriyans aren't worthy to be labelled ''humans''. Scum of the earth! Slum! Seun, am waiting. We need revolution!

Can you tell me the difference between you and Boko Haram? You both have an intolerant disposition towards something, and are ready to bomb and kill people to drive home your point.

unyours: yeah. I don't know if it's cos i'm intolerant when it comes dealing with ladies but these categories of ladies are just so unserious and nonchalant in a way that infuriates straight-forward person. They play pranks alot!

Could you please tell us how you conducted yourself as a teenager? If teenagers behave like adults then who will the adults behave like?
I have a lot of them as nieces and nephews and I don't have a problem with their behaviour. At times, I even use them as my attack dogs againts adults like you, who behaves like teenagers. Teenagers will always have problems with adults who behaves like them.

May God save us.

nnekamezor: Wow, The LADS re brilliant...More goals plz

What's a beautiful girl like you doing supporting chelsea? I am disappointed to say the least.

Unionised: Yep.

Ladies.

People like your mum and sisters.

Decent people.

You killed him with that punchline. That fact that he rest his case after you delivered that punchline shows that he is also a good guy. One love to all you guys and ladies in the house.

nikkypearl: Wowwwww!awesome!

I had to go peep@yaprofile. Nikky, you make sense o. I no go mind@all.

marieolae: Her hand is dark compared to her face lols hmmm just wondering

My dear, you beat that OP,s lil sister handsdown. She don't even have sufficient breast.

Sometimes the price of freedom can be exorbitant beyond reason, and the ultimate end could be societal moral enslavement

A beautiful flyover, no doubt. But as a logical and sane being, I would like to know what environmental challenge it is meant to address. For instance, we all agree on the reason why Fashola built the Law School and Ikoyi link bridges.

icebebe: Mmmmm... We both ave one fin in common #nobr*est

Hers is a lil bigger than yours though. But I think both of you are beautiful and sexy.

Vikkiboi: someone somewhere living in a 'face me i face you one room apartment' is actually planning on buying this...

pls what can this phone do that a Tecno phantom pad cant do pls?


*dodges slap*


*sips cold lipton*

It can actually run ApplePay and some cutting edge iOS health and fitness apps that the phantom can't.

Kachisbarbie: No one generalized the problem of beautiful single ladies to their attitude or deliverance cases...
That doesn't change the fact that beautiful girls(not all) come with a lot of character deformation...
It's ok to console yourself under the umbrella that, marriage ain't everything and all. Marriage has never been everything anyway, but in our society - its importance can't be over-emphasized.

Self-esteem is a personal ish, she shouldn't let anyone treat her less bc of her marital/relationship status...but then I know a lot of single ladies that say this same thing, then secretly be going for prayer sessions.

@OP, listen to this lady. In her words of wisdom, therein lies the help you really need. If she were ugly, I would say, may be, because she is ugly. But then, she is as beautiful and elegant as they come.

No be ebola wey me I dey hear about here for naija dey worry dem, if you ask me.

I am as disappointed as my APC brothers. I opened this thread with the sole aim of reading about the final nail on Ihejirika's head and this is all I got. Chei, what's the next strategy now?

UniqueGem: You really don't know beyond what u watch on TV's do you?

Who watches TV when we have the internet? I have no TV to watch.

And why do you have to warn us first? Anyways, no man wants a liability.

I think it all depends on family professional, social and financial status. You don't expect a billionaire mother to leave her palacial mansion with all her galaxy of staff for an omugwo in one small boy's house, do you? Or do you expect mama peace(PEJ) to leave Aso Rock for omugwo when her recently married daughter give birth?

MissTeaseMe: 99% of people that will agree to this report are APC supporters

99% of people that will say negative things abt it are PDP supporters

ICPC is on which side

Nairalanders should continue deceiving themselves.

Make i dey read hypocritical comments dey go.

I know your type. Na only kondo dey make sense to you.

This is my problem with the north. They never ever want to take responsibility. They know deep inside them that Ihejirika has got nothing to do with this, they know where the problem lies, they know at what point things got beyond their control, but yet they won't take responsility and confront the mongster headlong. Rather, and sadly too, they have decided to embark on a wild goose chase. The northern leadership has failed and that's it.