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Since I have been fvcking naija girls, none have had to say yes to me. A yes from a naija girl is not gonna happen any time soon. It is not in their character.

Julie9093: I be like say u dey kolo.

Na u dey make me kolo na. You no understand?

Julie9093: bag of.......she try shaa!!

Just say what's on ya mind. Yeye girl.

missberrypop5: thanks for the compliment.

You have the capacity to do much more than thank me.

aaronson: Realistically,type of situations and comments you guys are posting on here is really scary for us undergraduate still in school hoping to join the labour market pretty soon *eyes rollin,anyways I already have a masterplan as an undergraduate with a capitalist mentality and top of 2015 I hope to be earninq atleast _____ per week while chasinq this degree in here.

I advise you to remain calm in school to enable us help the government clear the backlog of unemployed graduates that are roaming out streets. Don't be in such a hurry, okay.

Gorimakpa: My dear you are still in a relatively good situation. You have been in the labour market for only three months, which I do not consider long enough to provoke angst or despondency......

As incredible as it sounds, I intentionally did not make 1st Class because I already knew the implications in a country like Nigeria. It puts too much pressure on you and makes it more humiliating when things don't go your way after graduation. I easily made a 'strong 2.1' even with more than enough social life and extra-curricular activities. In spite of my 2.1, I have not been able to secure the sort of job I have always wanted, and I do not think it would have been any different if I made a 1st Class; probably would have been more humiliating and difficult to bear. Countless times I've done well in aptitude tests and interviews, only to later find out that some barely-literate dolts (with due respect) who can hardly string a decent sentence in English got the jobs through their connections and other back-door means. Sometimes when you interact with the characters that get employed in these great establishments (NCC, NNPC, NERC, Nigerian Breweries, etc), feelings of humiliation and sadness overwhelm you because you know that under normal and fair conditions, they are no match for you.

I happen to have a high standard in terms of employment, with a preference for government MDAs or multinational companies. All the small one-man company jobs or bank/marketing jobs that I have come across are just not my kind of thing, so for some time now I have opted for self-employment - earning a decent living by providing niche services with my own knowledge and skills. The income is not bad at all; certainly better than most of these small companies and even banks can pay entry level employees, with plenty freedom and flexibility for that matter. Sometimes I earn up to N100k for a week's work; other times I earn much less or nothing at all during dry spells, but it's all good. I am still looking out for my dream jobs - especially federal government jobs. Unfortunately, class of degree or even competence are rarely considered for these kinds of jobs. You can be a dullard with a pass degree for all they care, as long as you can get one senator or traditional ruler to intervene on your behalf, you will get the job. It's really sad, but there has to be a way somehow, one day.

This guy sounds more like the one with first class, not the OP.

missberrypop5: it ain't worldly at all. Use it to glorify God instead. When i saw your post i thought some churches now let strippers dance

I had to check your profile, you know. And you really think we suck? I don't know the jacks that misrepresented us before you but I am all out to correct that impression. PM me, please. Lest I forget, you are such a beautiful and delectable lady with a smile that melts and heals the heart.

LaBonito: Enough of all des ladies dis ladies dat.... watz so special about men self. Mcheeeew

Show some respect, young woman. You depend on us for sexual pleasure, don't you?

1stola: I taya o
Beat by dre kor, Flogged by rihanna ni
Nonsense overpriced craps.

Even if it is kicked by solonge knowles or spanked by j-zay, I no dey buy. I say I no dey buy.

safarigirl: you don't even know what I seek. I haven't liked their past 2 songs (testimony and this one) I assume you think testimony lies along 'that which I seek'....go and listen to Bring It On, that song is preferable. It doesn't sound American, neither is it local in nature.

They have done American-ish songs before, they sampled Lil Kim's song when they did Game Over and I liked that song. I just don't like this one, it's too much of all the wrong things, so don't be typing shi like you're in my head. Once again, we mustn't all like certain things.

They should leave 80's funk to Pharrell, if they want to sample an 80's song so bad, they should feel free to tap from Fela's reservoir

Babe, I dey feel you abeg. You know what ya saying and I got your point.

sweettease: Come to think of it, i haven't
Hehehhhehe

You mean you have just been having sex without kissing? Now that must have been a boring thing to do.

chinasaekperem: lolzzzzzz, you are a clown, you think everybody has a dirty mind like you do?

Not only a dirty mind, same goes for a clean mind - not everybody has it like me.

This is capital consumption. These monies are better invested. But then, what do I know. Its their money and their lives.

Omavik: wat r u into nd u reside whr??

I do web development and I am a resident of Lagos.

Now I feel like crying. That is one water that will never kill you re give you any disease. So chill and refreshing, the water of life.

chinasaekperem: what is wrong with you? don't ever quote me to say this rubbish again, heddiot.

I know how it feels to get busted. So I understand. #TRUTHHURTS

computerboy: So you're indirectly saying that banega is less privileged

Guys sef

As in the area of interest.

Omavik: minna....but movin to lag by nxt year

Nice one. We go link up be that.

chinazaekperem: sorry i had to look @ your pix again, but seriously your elegance has made big as5 inconsequential.


i see you and i say FVCK BIG ASSES, they can go to hell for all i care.

@banega, beware of this niccar. He just wanna sweet talk his way into your p-u-s-s-y. He wanna fvck you. He is of the type that goes about taking advantage of the less privilege.

Kachisbarbie: Lolll. I actually love my butt d way it is now...
When I was in secondary sch, I was pretty slim with over-sized butt...coupled with d way I walk. It was a sight
They were making so much fun of me
My English name is 'Edith'
They started calling me 'idi'
I had to pray to God, now it's normal nd I'm happy. Big butt aint every.

Oh, Sweet Jesus, y'all asking for pics...lol
Not like it was Nicki-Minaj big, just over-size for a thin girl...
I don't show my butt to the world. Exclusive for my hubby #kisses#

Why exactly should a topic on butt be on FP, knowing fully well that 'pervs' would turn it to something else??

You look very cool now. It is hard to believe that was once over sized. On a lighter note, PM me for some classified gist.

Genea: Eeeeeyah,i undastand dier plight

How do you mean "their plight"?

marieolae: Na wa oh na serious problems

Does the sheos fit you?

davidif: I wonder how this guys are often elected. To they campaign publicly or what?

It depends on what you referred to as "publicly". They are voted by the delegates so don't expect their campaign posters on your street walls.

Thanks for this piece of info. I will be of immense help to a lot people out there.

Omavik: no qualms

Lest I forget, where do you reside? I am in Lag. #NICEBOOTY

Omavik: music,,hairstyling(wt d plan of owning a beauty house).....nd i write movie scripts too,,,hopin to produce dem myslf...

That's Interesting. And when you do need a beautiful and engaging web application to support you business online, don't hesitate to holla at your boy. I will happily and profitably be at your service.

skyrocketters: have you forgotten that he,s got a rich father

so, dont be bothered

And how many does his "rich father" own? The last time I checked, none. Idiat.

Pu$$¥ business is big business. We all know how much they pay them.

Omavik: realy impressd...God bless my hustle too

What are you into?

Can these kids who attends those schools stand up to our children at Loyola Jesuit?

These are very good and helpful laws in my opinion.