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A Christian 'prophet' has had his arse torn off by a lion after he claimed God wouldn't let it happen.
Alec Ndiwane, a Zion Christian Church prophet, bravely ran towards a pride of lions, adamant that the 'Lord's power over animals' would prevail and stop him from sustaining any serious injuries,
GhanaWeb reports.
Ndiwane performed the dangerous stunt on a safari trip in South Africa in front of his fellow church-goers.
"I do not know what came over me. I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals," Ndiwane said. "Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth."
The Christian man had spotted the lions preying on an impala in South Africa's Kruger National Park when he decided to sprint towards them. At this point, unfortunately, he was seen as prey, so the lions turned to him.
Realising his mistake, he turned on his heels and ran straight back to the car.
Unluckily, before he made it back, the Lord didn't intervene and one of the jungle cats chowed down on his derriere.
Luckily, a ranger was on hand to fire shots into the air to scare the animals away, saving Ndiwane from further injuries. He was rushed to hospital to have his wounds stitched.
"It would have been reported to us if any of our rangers had taken part in this incident as reported," Kruger National Park spokesman William Mabasa said.
Weirdly, it's not the first time someone has been daft enough to think mingling with lions is a good idea.
Mukesh Kumar, 35, got pissed up with his mates before going to the Nehru Zoo Park in Hyderabad, India, and jumped into an enclosure because he wanted to 'shake a lion's hand'.
The migrant labourer jumped into the moat surrounding the lions, causing a stir among horrified guests who heard him singing to the lions, 'Please come to me my darling'.

Zoo keepers reacted quickly to the screams and were able to lower a pole so he could climb out. The incident lasted a full 15 minutes and was captured by frightened eye-witnesses on mobile phones.
Mukesh was taken into police custody and charged under various sections of the Wildlife Protection Act.
"He told us he wanted to see the lions up close and shake hands with one of them," said Inspector Harish Kaushik. "He is lucky enough to have survived. The zoo keepers told us that it was the time of the cats for their feed and they responded to their voice when called out."

oyinbo deceiving African since 1914

EastGold:
Who is fighting back?


You mean Magu who couldn't account for the money efcc has realised under him in the last 1 year is asking Governors to give 8 years accountability?




Mehn, Nigeria is a joke

enemy of progress

dragonking3:
Oh my lawd! See what Buhari has caused

so is buhari that is doing the crime for them

this is serious

Jokerman:
Are you saying Buhari is not a thief??

buhari is never a thief

AngelicBeing:
True that, he is a big thief, Jonathan, Babangida, Abacha, Shonekan, Buhari, Shagari and every President that ruled Nigeria before are all big time looters, criminals, and the thunder that will fire all of them is doing press up at Zuma Rock

remove bihari from that list..

tosyne2much:
Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/03/10-categories-of-people-that-are.html

only the deaf, dumb and blind will support this Spartacus pastor

celebrating birthday with the DC ashawoos

and what is the use of the N200

Danielnino00:
Why You think Nigeria isn't developed at all??

seriously bro

All these lies you are sharing there is God oo.. I can't believe all these photos are from Nigeria

[quote author= post=54608683]Mild drama on Wednesday at the federal Executive Council Meeting ask President Muhammadu Buhari asked the whereabouts of the Minister of Information an Culture, Alhaji lai Mohammed.

The president called on the Ministers of Transportation and Information, Rotimi Amechi and respectively, said the opening prayers

The drama ensued before asking the information minister to say the prayer when Mr. Buhari said: "I haven't seen Lai".

The minister responded: "I am here sir."



This is the first council meeting Buhari is presiding over since he returned to the country last Friday from his medical vacation in the United Kingdom.

The last FEC meeting President Buhari presided over was on January 11 before he departed for London on January 19.


http://www.newshelm.com/2017/03/buhari-asked-where-is-lai-i-am-here-sir.html[/quote]what is the mild drama here for goodness sake..

Ifeconwaba:
this administration stupid die

the question is, does you mother know your are an idiot?

AutosBay:
Lies, lies, lies flying everywhere, the hell fire wey this Akande go enter na special one

tell us please, does your father in the village owns the hell fire?

honestivo:
So when are they going to balance the payment for those that have not received the December stipend but have received subsequent one ?

mumu of the highest order. was there any stipend to claim in the past GEJ tenure.. ungrateful idiot.

UrennaNkoli:
Ojukwu the legend. The slayer of the Yoruba race. The dragon who strike fear into the hearts of the hausa's/fulani's. The only man powerful enough to tear Nigeria apart. Nigeria's division was what you wanted but they disagreed. Now they are regretting. Continue to rest in peace the intrepid great warrior.

Ojuckwu the legend, of course a legend who denounce his stand and went on exile after so much tactical bombardment from the able Nigerian military..

many of his manhood...? just observing

shortgun:
She dey do herself.
She don't really know what giving is all about.
She should not even be in a Church in the first place.

continue deceiving yourself, continue making the likes of apostle Suleiman rich and womanizer. God help you with that

probably the kinds that makes that black hot-in-eyes smoke.

probably the kinds that makes that black hot-in-eyes smoke

fallout87:
So a poor, ignorant, uneducated man who can't feed himself because he lacks a job, business or even the means to get work is dancing.

Who cares?

You wonder why your country is so bad? You wonder why Africa is so bad?

Foolishness like this and the low barometer which you poor ignorant folks allow from you leaders and politicians.

and uneducated fools uses barometer where it does not belongs. Go to school and learn some respect for elders

I hope vampire men would not track this man oo

juju dey worry this IBB

fuckingAyaya:
buhari u have failed Nigeria twice

is your parent failed Nigeria for bringing you into this world..

flyover30:
why did he contest for presidency if he knew his health was failing him

Is kwashiorkor that will kill you.. If not for your madness, you would have known that human does not control his health.

I was hoping to see 1992 Honda

CROWNWEALTH019:
This recession part 2 go sweet die



he heard that osinbajo is doing fine and naira don appreciate, now he wants to come and destroy the good works



THE STOCKFISH IS COMING HOME TOMORROW

you lack common sense Mr. wailer

OBAGADAFFI:
And PMB built the rail.

PMB did not build the rail, neither do GEJ. The project was initially started in 2006 by OBJ

Gh0stFreak:
shut up you mo.ron, first explain how may 2010 - may 2015 equals 7years, then i'll consider listing other wonderful projects of Gej.
you pathetic almajiris just enjoy spreading lies all over the place.

obviously you are a drunkard just like him. President Yar adua reign from 2007-2009, Drinking master (GEJ) there after to 2015. or are you high on pig dungs

PapaBrowne:
I wish Osibanjo can build on these Jonathan's legacies and let's see trains cross crossing the length and breadth of Nigeria.

I used this train from Abuja to Kaduna and I was beyond impressed at the work that went in there.

The trains are top class. But I think it was slow for my liking. It took us 2 hrs to Kaduna.
I have entered trains overseas that run 300km per hr and I think any new trains we build should be looking at such speeds.

But once again Kudos. Jonathan did a great job there.

such a disappointment, of all the 7years of GEJ misrule, only train achievement you can mention..

CROWNWEALTH019:
JONATHAN's legacy......


state 3 capital projects buhari did before he went for operation and i would strip naked on nairaland

The clueless ogogoro drunkard GEJ you are talking about has been there for good 7 years. PMB is here for only 2 years. Wailer, Can you remember..?