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booqee: @op. I'm yet to find d joke. beht it made me laff.

Not actually a type of joke that would crack your belly open. Its partly joke, partly academic. To me, twas the year-2020 projection that got me laughing.

^^
Na wa is to you Oo. I urge u not to reason the way you just did. And you are just barely a week here. Does it not occur to you that one could have multiple usernames?

Here are some of the typical HR questions asked to find out if the candidates have “out of box” thinking capability

Question 1: “What will you do if I run away with your sister?” The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you, sir.”

Question 2: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived and was kept before the candidate, then he asked “What is before you?” Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea” and got selected. (You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before him?. Answer: The question was “What is before you U? (-alphabet). Reply was “TEA” T (- alphabet).

Question 3: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again…

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer? He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.” Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”

Question 4: The interviewer asked the candidate “This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files.”
Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and said that this was the central point at the table.
Interviewer asked “how did you decide that this is the central point of this table?”, then he answers quickly that “Sir you are not supposed to ask any more question, as it was the last question as you promised ….. And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.

This is what Interviewer expects from the Interviewee..

by Gita Kumar

Other than the Poorly equipped Laboratories and other incondusive learning environment, Could this be yet another reason why our Educational system continues to get dilapidated?

Other than the Poorly equipped Laboratories and other incondusive learning environment, Could this be yet another reason why our Educational system continues to get dilapidated?

FACE: Your dad gave you wrong information about when that school was established and you still went through the school without finding out when your school was established. Your school was established by the FG at about the same time that Ebonyi state was created. Govt College Afikpo should be the oldest sec school in Ebonyi.

Would you rather argue with your dad at the age of 11?

And of course, you are wrong. Maybe you didnt get my point.
...the Infrastructure as a federal institution is as old as 1963 or so, when Nig was still operating in Regions. It was the Fed govt sch established for the defunct Eastern region. Courtesy of Dr Aja Nwachukwu, the pioneer minister of Education who happens to hail from Okposi.

I stand to be corrected though.

achi4u: Then what are your suggestions and a possible way forward?

Answer:

chidexy: ....Maybe shining the light on the city will cause the powers that be to wake up to more of their responsibilities.

And pls don't forget to tell us where you come from

Never mind

chidexy: @Sagytarius, hope you enjoyed your time at Okposi, the stone age notwithstanding

Bro, no enjoyment o. It only made me turn military.
Tough survival in the Jungle.

see bobbyyyy.

achi4u: Abakaliki is very beautify with alot of hotels and building.
My only error here is that I didn't use quality camera and I snapped while riding motorcycle.

Nice pictures on the way.

My guy bone! Nor be your camera fault. No camera can beat the Pixels of my eyes. Truth be told, A.I is way backward.

I attended FGC Okposi because it was(according to my Dad) among the first Unity schools in Nigeria. Believe me, I cried each time I returned to school on resumption dates. Why? The community were still living the'Stone Age!'. I decided to tour A.I (as it is popularly called) for consolatory sight-seeing. Lo and behold, it was no better than what have been uploaded. Abraka looks better than A.I.

In general, Ebonyi as a State is a failure!

LMFAO. Atok am! when dem put Nadia Buhari pix for FP, there was no bashing. I compared it with when INI will be on front page- the reverse will be the case.

www.nairaland.com/1005765/pics-nadia-buari-kid-pics#11645309

Sagytarius: Choi!! If to say na Ini Calabar, ehm..sorry, Ini Edo, dem for don cast am die- dem go dey wonder y e even make front page. Na'im be say Ini wowo Oo.

[quote author=*dhtml]14. you do thanksgiving if your topic makes frontpage.
15. you start to weep and roll on the floor when the spambot bans you.[/quote]16. you put up ur real pix, (maybe to seek for a luv-life); not knowing that NL is a defacto FACELESS forum
17. (This goes to mobile-phone users):at the end of your comment, you click on an emoticon, and your comment repeats itself immediately after the emoticon; without editing, you simply update.
18. ...sequel to 17.; after u might have 'updated ur Status', and discovers this error, you dont even know that there is a modify button to clean up ur mess.

'Nigerians' are 'winning'

Choi!! If to say na Ini Calabar, ehm..sorry, Ini Edo, dem for don cast am die- dem go dey wonder y e even make front page. Na'im be say Ini wowo Oo.

does anyone know how to obtain skype credit as well as skype number? I'll appreciate a feedback. Thanks.

In all, I still prefer the original- A real club banger. This one sounds blue-ish.

austinsmat: dangote want to monopoly the cement market with back door the which is bad of him as a business mogul he clams the best way to fight competitor is to cut the price loose is short run and aquire the market in long run with the lower price he can force the competitor out of market because masses cheap and quality goods this fight will be advantage of poor masses

Please, punctuate. Then, you may be understood better. Thanks.

gbosaa: Kool?she look like jada fire abt to do something very naughty with a white biatch jenna jemason...sure say that woman no be lesbian?

dis guy dey watch mojo die! Yhu even know dia names. Oboyee!

Oh my Supernova Djokovic representing for Serbia

[b]Shocking [/b]Absorber

!

yusufu, jegede

tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??

mojo

Abuse?