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Celebrities / Re: Lockdown: Lagos Withdraws Charges Against Naira Marley, Gbadamosi by sahinrv(m): 1:18pm On Apr 08, 2020
Abu Abel ti settle e
Celebrities / Re: Hacker Exposes Yemi Alade & Phyno's Secret Romance? (Pics) by sahinrv(m): 5:09pm On Feb 14, 2015
Airforce1:
yoruba girls can't help but love igbo guys
when are u dropping ur album
Phones / Re: Very Hot Glo 3gig On Android At 1k by sahinrv(m): 6:54pm On Feb 06, 2015
i just cloned my phone buh I'm finding it difficult to browse how did u get the internet settings 4rm glo
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by sahinrv(m): 1:49pm On Oct 09, 2014
brainpower:
Nigerians can abuse English language for state. Everywhere "hater". No more criticisms in this world. I wonder if that word is in the dictionary for thesame meanings we put to it. If those people were haters, is google also a "hater"? Many of us don't know how much she would have lost in law suit if things went to court. Don't ever pray for someone to feed off your sweat while you eat crumbs. Runtown used to write songs for davido until he discovered that he wasn't getting anything from it. Now see where he is. I'm not "hating" cos I visit her site too. But if she's guilty so be it. I. Like her and I think she's hardworking. Will you also call those that are richer than her and yet do not like her "haters"? Example is wizkid and olamide. If she actually did what she was accused of and which google confirmed then its plagiarism or stealing and we know what those that steal are called.
AT LAST I FOUND SOMEONE WITH SENSE
Sports / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY : Diego Costa Turns 26 Today by sahinrv(m): 3:26pm On Oct 07, 2014
HE LOOKS OLDER THAT MY GRANDAD
THIS NICCUR IS 50 OR SOMETHING
Sports / Re: 7 Reasons Why Manchester United Is The Biggest Club In The World by sahinrv(m): 6:23pm On Oct 06, 2014
Plagiarism

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Romance / Re: 10 Big Annoying Girlfriend Habits That Guys Hate by sahinrv(m): 10:51am On Sep 24, 2014
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Sahara desert for sale . . . Price $32milla
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500million zimbambwean dollars
Romance / Re: Whose Duty Is It To Call In A Relationship? by sahinrv(m): 1:05pm On Sep 22, 2014
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Romance / Re: Is It More Profitable Helping Your Fellow Dudes Than Helping Ladies? by sahinrv(m): 12:17pm On Sep 22, 2014
HOMIES OVER HOES
Sports / Re: Babayaro Makes Fresh Case For Iheanacho’s Inclusion In Super Eagles by sahinrv(m): 9:44am On Sep 21, 2014
plainmirror: Yes, the young lad has proved himself on countless occasions. He should be slotted into the super eagles team and nurtured to pro.

Aha, also remember to inform keshi that his midfield liability (em no need intro naa.... d person know em sef) is long due for a maternity leave.
MIKELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Romance / Re: Which Song Would You Dedicate To Ur LOVE? by sahinrv(m): 6:05pm On Sep 10, 2014
so much better - eminem
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Your Prediction? by sahinrv(m): 4:20pm On Sep 10, 2014
abubello: Please I'm in Dubai now, anyone knows how I can watch the match?
Thanks
Climb to the top of the burj khalifa. You might be able to see south africa from there.
Sports / Oshoala, Six Other Falconets In Super Falcons' 30-player AWC Squad by sahinrv(m): 11:43am On Sep 10, 2014
Thirty players have been given call-up to the Super Falcons by the NFF ahead of their final preparation for this year's Africa Women's Championship in Namibiain OctoberThe Nigeria Football Federation has invited 30 players to camp in preparation for the Africa Women 's Championship (AWC) billed for Namibia from October 11-25.The list of 30 includes Asisat Oshoala who was best player and highest goal scorer at the 2014 Fifa U20 Women's World Cup in Canada.Six other players from the Falconets' silver-winning side are in the preparatory squad. They are Uchechi Sunday, Ugochi Njoku, Maryam Ibrahim, Sarah Nnodim, Halimat Ayinde and Chinwendu Ihezuo.Media officer of the team, Gracious Akujobi said the list of players invited were released by the Super Falcons' administrator Ruth David and the players have been mandated to resume camp onSunday, September 14.David said that players and officials should report to Serob Hotel with their training kits and traveling documents.She also said letters of invitation have been sent to the clubs for the release of the invited players and urged the clubs to release the players as thecompetition is very important to the country.Full squad:
Goalkeepers: Ibubeleye Whyte (Rivers Angels), Precious Dede (Ibom Queens), Charity John (Rivers Angels), Juliet Obi (State House FC), Ohieriaku Christy (Osun Queens)
Defenders: Blessing Edoho (Pelican Stars), EbereNgozi (Rivers Angels), Mariam Ibrahim (Nasarawa Amazons), Josephine Chukwunonye (Rivers Angels), Onome Ebi (FK Minsk, Belarus), Osinachi Ohale (Houston Dash, USA), Ugochi Njoku (Rivers Angels), Gloria Ofoegbu (Rivers Angels), Sarah Nnodim (Delta Queens)Midfielders: Ngozi Okobi (Delta Queens), Onyinyechi Ohadugha (Rivers Angels), ChiwenduIhezuo (Pelican Stars), Stella Mbachu (Rivers Angels), Asisat Oshoala (Rivers Angels), Cecilia Nku (Rivers Angels), Evelyn Nwabuoku (Rivers Angels), Halimat Ayinde (Delta Queens), Loveth Ayila (Rivers Angels), Gloria Iroka (Rivers Angels), Rosemary Okezie (Nasarawa Amazon).
Attackers: Desire Oparanozie (En Avent De Guingamp, France), Francisca Ordega (Pitea IFF, Sweden), Esther Sunday (FK Minsk, Belarus), Uchechi Sunday (Rivers Angels), Pepetua Nkwocha (Sunana SK, Sweden) Source: goal.com
Education / Use Statistics To Make Better Guesses On Exams by sahinrv(m): 10:19am On Sep 09, 2014
When your teachers are writing multiple choice or True/False tests, they're supposedto keep things as random as possible. However, as the BBC points out, there is a pattern in that randomness, and knowing what it is might help you get through your exams.
Writer William Poundstone crunched the numbers on a bunch of different tests and exams and found that even in the randomness, you can use those statistics toimprove your chance of getting an answer right. For example, True/False tests might seem random, but as long as you know a few answers, you can improve the chances your chances of an educated guess. Here's what Poundstone suggests you do:– Go through the entire test, marking the answers you know, before attempting to make any guesses.– Look at the known correct answers of the items before and after the one(s) that's left you stumped. When both neighbouring answers are the same (both false, let's say), guess theopposite (true).– Should the before and after answers be different, guess true (because true answers are more likely overall).With multiple choice questions, things get a bit harder to quantify, but Poundstone breaks down the numbers like so:So to recap, pick the second answer (B) on four-choice tests and the fifth answer (E) on five-choice tests.It's not all statistics though. Poundstone found a few other commonalities that can help you make better guesses. If "none of the above" or "all of the above" are options, they're more likely to be the right answer than the others. Likewise, the longest answer tends to be the right one as well. Finally, Poundstone suggests you look for"continuity errors." This is when a professor uses an article like "an" instead of "a" at the end of the question. Chances are, when theydo that, they're revealing the answer to you unknowingly. Obviously these guesses aren't a replacement for actual studying, but they might help you in a pinch.

Nairaland / General / The Universal Brocode (guyz Only) by sahinrv(m): 7:42pm On Sep 06, 2014
1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bromay play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.cool Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2blocks.12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you weredrunk so…”15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made,no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.17) A bro will always ask around before taking the lastof anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand.18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she hasproven herself worthy via general bro concession.19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rulesof the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just commoncourtesy.”20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Spacemust always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth)21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros willdo this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk.23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be handingout the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group.28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.29) If permission for rule 28 has been given by a bro, and success is evident for yourself. One must always put it down to it being the girl’s preference and not due to your superior abilities. If a bro proceeds to become butt-hurt about your success where he failed,you are under no obligations to make him feel better or apologize for your success.30) A bro will always take care of a bro who is blackedout, throwing up, and incase parents or girlfriend call. If a bro’s parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a bro receives no enemy fire on the home front.31) A bro will always tell a bro what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad.32) A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.33) A bro will always do his best to stop a bro from getting tattoos. A bro’s skin is the largest organ he has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts.34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.35) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory.37) The fist bump is a bro’s greatest weapon aside from the bro code itself. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist bump often, and show constant appreciation for your bro’s jokes and skills with it.38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a bro’s fist bumpis a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action.39) Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a signof disrespect. Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro word.40) Standard bro names include but are not limited to;bro, dude, man, and anything with bro in it. (example: broham.)41) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro should beimmediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made.42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.”43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money. The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’sa tight week or month.44) A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro when it comes to talking to girls. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with.45) A bro is only allowed to do really stupid things when he is really drunk. A bro may be denied further access to alcohol when it is obvious he has drunk too much already.46) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.47) Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. EVER!48) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. The exception is for something that doesn’t exist, example; making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesn’t.49) The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro fromhooking up with a girl.50) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows, Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close. This rule of the bro code is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by sahinrv(m): 7:10pm On Sep 06, 2014
SMELLOWS
ANYWAYZ MY MATHS SKILLS WILL GET BERRA PERMUTATIONS AND PROBABILITY
CAN FIFA JUST BAN US ALREADY
Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Joseph Yobo by sahinrv(m): 7:25am On Sep 06, 2014
Bleep u niccur stupid flop
dumbest C.B ever

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Education / Re: Best Nigerian Universities For Studying Medicine by sahinrv(m): 5:10pm On Sep 04, 2014
as far as i'm concerned, the best university is UNILEVER
Sports / Re: IK Uche Demands I Beg Him To Play For Nigeria— Keshi by sahinrv(m): 8:14am On Sep 04, 2014
phransix147: If Keshi and NFF have offended him then truly they have to apologise... That's the way things are done.









This space belongs to a Landlord... Caveat Emptor
you have not paid owo onile
Science/Technology / There's $2.5 Billion Worth Of Silver And Gold In Phones Sold This Year by sahinrv(m): 12:04am On Sep 04, 2014
Your gadgets contain tiny specks of precious and rare earth metals—we rely on these dust-sized particles, which are so small they're often not recycled because thecost of recycling outweighs the value of the metals. But according to the American Chemical Society, the overall value of these minute materials is massive.In areport published Mondayin Chemical & Engineering News, a materials scientist at Sheffield Hallam University does the math on just how much precious metal is in your phone—and how much, overall, is in the phones sold in a single year:Each phone contains about 300 mg of silver and 30 mg of gold. Just the gold and silver used to manufacture the phones sold this year are worth more than $2.5 billion.The report, titledDialing Back On Cell Phone Your gadgets contain tiny specks of precious and rare earth metals—we rely on these dust-sized particles, which are so small they're often not recycled because thecost of recycling outweighs the value of the metals. But according to the American Chemical Society, the overall value of these minute materials is massive.In areport published Mondayin Chemical & Engineering News, a materials scientist at Sheffield Hallam University does the math on just how much precious metal is in your phone—and how much, overall, is in the phones sold in a single year:Each phone contains about 300 mg of silver and 30 mg of gold. Just the gold and silver used to manufacture the phones sold this year are worth more than $2.5 billion.The report, titledDialing Back On Cell Phone Waste, uses the statistic as a launching board into a look at efforts to improve how e-waste is dealt with. That includes everything from building a circuit board thatdissolves more easily to reveal salvageable materials, to "biomining," a process that uses organic materials to parse the metals.Thanks to recent efforts fromactivistsandjournalists, the issue of e-waste is gaining more notoriety of late. You see, when you throw away a cell phone or computer (or even a power drill), it's more often than not shipped to a poverty-stricken part of the world where workers are tasked with salvaging the metals inside them. That oftenmeans burning them—and inhaling toxic fumes—in order to scrape tiny bits of metal remaining inside the husks of your old gadgets. [Chemical & Engineering News] , uses the statistic as a launching board into a look at efforts to improve how e-waste is dealt with. That includes everything from building a circuit board thatdissolves more easily to reveal salvageable materials, to "biomining," a process that uses organic materials to parse the metals.Thanks to recent efforts fromactivistsandjournalists, the issue of e-waste is gaining more notoriety of late. You see, when you throw away a cell phone or computer (or even a power drill), it's more often than not shipped to a poverty-stricken part of the world where workers are tasked with salvaging the metals inside them. That oftenmeans burning them—and inhaling toxic fumes—in order to scrape tiny bits of metal remaining inside the husks of your old gadgets.

Romance / Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by sahinrv(m): 11:15pm On Sep 03, 2014
teiluj: What does cum means?
can someone get this 5yr old outta dis thread

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Religion / Re: Cyla Simpson's Defense Of Anita Oyakhilome by sahinrv(m): 3:16pm On Sep 03, 2014
PastorAji: alabajooooooooooooooooooooooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

No wonder he said SELF_SERVICE aka MAASSTTAAARRBBAASSHOONN is not a SIN grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
i swear

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