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Helenqollinz: No dear,i dey watch my hips.

Hmmm. Lips re sealed

Funpeter: D space wey the thread dey used run na only God knw how oooo
but kudos for people wey deythread dey lively i don missed die chai i dey hail ooooooooo

I tire o. It was at page 70 abt 2 days ago when I logged in last. It has now almost doubled it.
Unu well done ooo

Imanuelle: good night brother,
please don't forget to bookmark the house address,
by the time you wake Up , you may not recognize it.

LOL...ABEG MAKE UNA TAKE AM EASY O...
DONT WANT TO BE READING OVER 10PAGES JUST COS OF NIGHT SLEEP..

NA SLEEP SURE PASS!
I GREET UNA MAGNANIMOUSLY!

SIGNING OUT on a lowki'

mikigen: As at 5: 30pm today,we were on the 55th page.i loggd out as at then only to login by 8: 45pm and found out that we re on the 61st page..frm my observation in the past few days, i can tell the house that we are progressing at the rate of 10 page per day if not more than.Going by that figure,10*30 =300 pages a month(CITERIS PARIBUS)Al tins being equal, nw multiplying 300*4mnths =1,200 pgs(thats frm july-nov) But shld there be any case of unforeseen ocurrances either favourable or unfavourable lets say a sharp drop on numbers of coments, the least that cn happen is 600 pages or more...these are my statistical findings and conclusions.WHAT DO U Think?

lol...you re reppin wella

David Hume: Bros don vex, pls we get ur point nd we ar so sorry. No vex finish. Jsmilz thnks 4 helping beg big bros!

lol...You get mouth!
I fit vex? Madam J...u do well o

David Hume: Chai, ds tin no gree come out. What did I do 2 deserve ds. Like an awoite wld say O wun mi but ko wun eledami. All d same I take up d challenge cos I won't give up! Watch out.

OGA MI...ABEG CALM DOWN PLS

GUYS PLEASE STOP THIS IRRELEVANT SPACE-EATING NOW ABEG!
E NO MAKE SENSE NAU...

IMAGINE SAY FEDERAL GOVT DECIDE TO MONITOR HER FUTURE NYSC CORPER ACTIVITIES ON NAIRALAND, WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR, DEM FIT DECIDE TO SCRAP THE PROGRAMME ENTIRELY..HABA!

WinnieDPooh: And the Irony of it is that those girls will continue fu**cking their way to get to positions in life..Camp soldiers for good PPA, Job, salary etc its a never ending process SMH.

Dats why i say... THIER LIVES SHALL BE MUCKED UP...FOREVER!!!

obinoral: you don vex be dat ooooo

vex na understatement! These impish He-goats go dey give foolish and empty-headed dogs called "girls" bragging rights! smh!

Funpeter: you na go blame dem nw when dem na knw book nko

Den they go get a job!
Imagine say university dey send report card to parents every semester... over 40% of students go lose financial support from their papa/mama!

ayoolar011: to be frank ehn....there are some lecturers in our various schools who act as gods...just imagine you working hard to make ur grades and one dullard just gets it easy cos they are ready to scratch the back of the gods....
sha to be honest the man needs to be flogged..

THIS ONE NO BE JOKE O...
Any girl in this house that f**ked her way to graduation "at the detriment of others"... You life shall be messed up... forever!

obinoral: dancing azonto on your behalf....

Thnks guys... Na all of us go make am!
Where I'm from, our ship don't set sail until all potential passengers are on deck! No one shall be left behind this time around!

By the way, DELSU peeps, jamb regularization no is out! It's been out for over a week, but they have refused to paste it!

So I'll advise you go direct to the student affairs office to check urs (with a lil help tho)... So u can go remobilize!

As for me, I have gotten mine, filled the new reg no on my mobilization form, and submitted to my dept!

C13 is virtually confirmed as it stands... Jehovah' bu Eze!

Na wa for some girls sha...
I just saw this heavily gadged babe...catwalking hurriedly past me.
Nice gown, long heels, perfect hair, just cute!
I culdnt take my eyes off her until I observe say she hurry enter school public toilet go sh*t!
Choi!
I been feel say girls like her no Dey sh*t o...

Geraldboy: saintalone gud morning I hail U̶̲̥̅̊!

Lol! I sight thee

Just 3 days I left here and I noticed a fast drift from page 27 to 47... Na wa o...

Unu well done...

Geraldboy: I tot I ΨåS̤̈̊ d only 1 left out in d batch c well God knws d reason everyfin happnd I haill una @dimplecakes n tutulicious!

You hail babes leave guys abi...lol
Wetin man do man sef...
Me I specially hail u...

MacCoka: Gud mawni peeps. To d OAU peeps; i avnt dne d last phase of my clearanc wich is hostel clearanc o buh av submittd 2d dept nd it has bin signd,can i do d hostel clearanc wen i kom 4d kallup leta in Octoba?

Call up? Na ur spirit sure pass!
This is the Only OAU grad dat has shown positive faith! E go better!

sincerely i feel for these OAU guys...my prayer goes to you guys sha... Una situation is just so confusing. i have a fam friend who is suffering the same fate.. ElecEngrn '12 yet hasnt seen his result...not to even talk of mobilization!

Anyhow sha...e go better! i Welcome everyone into this noble house as the countdown cooks up! i can see some regular names from 13B now flooding here...it is well... WE DEY TOGETHER!
DELSU nonStop rep...i do!

Na on friday e really pain me sha...as i see my classmates dey shout out their posting locations...(edo, lagos. rivers, benue, nassarawa, abuja...)...choi! e pain sha...but its all good! No be crime say i enter school thru PreDegree....infact na blessing...cos my final result spoke for me...wella....my degree knot better tie...lol
That aside, i wish every BC13 hopeful a perfect week ahead!
May God continue to make us Bigga' 'n' Betta'
Iseeeeeee...

always reppin DELSU CSC'12,
Saint still alone'...

Thank u Lord for a new day.
Oghene doooh..,

prettypeace: plz explain futher

Regularization is especially for those that didn't gained admission thru Jamb! ie pd, BASIC, remedial...or whatever it is called in ur school. Or via any program that didn't give u a legit admission letter from jamb.

You are then supposed to get regularized by your school...by them paying some amount of money to jamb for valid jamb registration numbers be made available for you. It is this reg no that wuld be written on ur mobilization form before u can make the correction list!

Most schools asks each of their students to pay about 5k for this procedure... While others like Madonna (and most private achools) do that from their own school purse for every student.

[quote author=G. Blue12]Gud Morning guys, pls I need an assistant my school said cos we missed out of jamb regulation dat we can't afford to go for Batch B and Batch C Corp ? That we should wait for 2yrs time and that they spent 3m naira.[/quote]Lol. Which school be dat? Funny ish

pablo aimar: Happy sunday my fellow colleagues in thesame struggle, I just need your advises on what to do, I am one of you. I got disappointed twice for the NYSC (batch A $ B 2013), currently I am awaiting batch C which of course I'm making it due to the fact that our result has been released $ everything has been done, the collection of the statement of result has started, but just as I am waiting for batch C like us all here, an opportunity just flew in for me that I should apply for a sailor in a fishing company $ they are calling on me to go for my international passport $ other requirements which they need, the salary is very good but I will have to spend most of my time sailing to other countries. Now I am contemplating whether to forgo the NYSC $ focus on this career? I don't know what to do. Please I need your advise.

Guy, to talk true eh... If u know that job is something u will enjoy doin; and wuld be profitable to u, GUY JUMP ON THAT BOAT AND START EARNING!

Thee truth is bitter, but we all know say even 1st class grduates no too Dey find am easy for the labour market! Everything now is by favor! So if u got such an interesting and adventurous opportunity knocking, I'll suggest u grab it; except its not something u intend to hold on to for a long time.
Btw, NYSC no go run, I believe u can work out something with ur dept, and u might be mobilized at a later time.

Just my candid opinion sha o...

shrimati: @ saintalone ur arrangement get K leg ooo, y u put me for University of Ghana nau! Anyway u try. Always rep 0bawon University. OAU men!

lolzz... foreigner gast dey the room nau... and na upon u the mandate fall upon!

Beauty4Christ: its possible, its all abt determinatn. Hope u're kipn urself busy as well

Yea i am... I always do! Looking for better challenges daily though!
quad-core babes..lol

Beauty4Christ: @SAINTALONE, nice one there
It will realy be more interestin if we get to know ourselves beta in oda to make this ause mor unique by; the sch we rep d state we rep wher we are presently and what we're doin at the moment and our ful names if nid be. Hope we'al comply. One houz pls!!!

NA SO E SUPPOSE BE O...I GO START AM THIS WAY...

BEAUTY4CHRIST IS FROM REDEEMERS UNI (no vex o)
LEWIZZY, TUTULICOUS ARE FROM UNIPORT
AYORLA, HARYO..., DIMPLECAKES, WINNIE ARE FROM OAU
TOJAH, NELLY FROM AP (them rep their school pass repellant)
shrimati is from UNIVERISTY OF GHANA

if i no mention you, try let us know where u rep!
if i misArrange you... abeg no take am personal, just try correct me!
luvly night guys

its Saint...still alone

[quote author=j-slimz]^^ True, i've got a job too in a school. And i'm trying to learn sewing and probably write a microsoft certification exam.[/quote]YOU ALONE? THAT NA MULTITASKING O... YOU ARE RUNNING ON A QUAD-CORE PROCESSOR...
THE LORD IS THOU STRENGTH!

Radiantqueen: wow dats gud to knw oooo i live @ Okuokoko guess u knw there? Im frm isoko south sha.

Yea i know there very well. That is close to Agbaro i suppose. Used to have a friend there...but its been long we communicated though.
Nice to know someone here is so close and around...
Top of the day to yall guys...whether na by muscle...hussle, or even stuggle... C'13 will NOT pass anyone active in the room! Amen

Radiantqueen: where are you from?

From Asaba
Stay in Warri
Schooled in Abk
Complete Deltan!

WHATS HAPPENING MY PEOPLE
I HOPE YALL HAD A POSITIVE DAY...
GOD GUIDE US ALL AS WE MARCH ON...
ALWAYS REPPIN' DELSU'12...BC'13
ITS saint AND HE IS alone!

Radiantqueen: Gud morning roomie... Hw are u guys doing? I represent unizik. Base in delta.

Wheew! finally...someone from my zone... Greetings darl! Welcome