₦airaland Forum

Munzy14:
His reactions will be epic...


Na this go make am go carry 5th hand naija used car...Make them register him as car owner...

lmao, una no go kee me here..

Munzy14:
how did u come to a conclusion with 95% green light...smh

No go confuse a liberal lady with being into you o
..

Their is no style in asking a lady...Just shoot straight. U either get a yes or no....as simple as that...no go deh do pass o...

And don't forget to update us on the next episode...

Well the 95% is hyperbolated buh her body languague, eye contact, e.t.c says it all.

Bigseedorf:
very intelligient, fine mad ehn, smart, modest, wife material, not the average Nigerian girl type, gosh she's my spec)

Wait ooo, how could someone with little dating experience know all these in a lady......lol

Buh those are just basic stuffs na.

Ugandatales:
I just hope she isn't in a relationship already.

I do jokingly tease & ask her bout her boyfriend, she tells me she isn't in any serious relationship. Well she used to have this kind of 'em manage manage relationship that was just there' but it wasn't just working.. Thats how she puts it.

hedonido:
"Asking out" in the sense you mean it is so so simpish. When you "ask out", you give even ashawos the opportunity to display courtship behaviour...

Although I've entered semi retirement, I can tell you as a prolific striker that I've not asked out anyone since secondary school. But I've scored over 500 non-runs.

Rather than ask out, you only need to just turn on your charm, get familiar, and let off the 'you know what's up' or 'anything can happen' vibe.

Ah swear down this babe is not like every other girl, she stylishly ask me when I would be taking her out sometimes ago.

OBTOREPA:
I thought you are still a virgin boy, what really happened bro?

lol, have we met before?

vhuqnl:
your mates are making waves and money, you are busy simping. trash

Last time I checked, your name dey Forbes list top 20...i dey ur back anyway

Komu1048:
I'm sure u b xtian n stay in Kaduna, guy with wetin we dey hear from that side. Your problem no suppose be woman. U should be warming your sword not preeq

My side dey alright, na stronghold self.

PatriotExact:
Idiot, face your life

No vex

phazotron:
This one dey find tips to toast naija babe

You better go and make money and leave these mutulas alone

So i thought until I met this one.

Theboy21:
Welcome bro, don't forget to update us even if it end in tears

Twil surely end this way
#happiness

Cholls:
my brother this is how you ask her out in style... just park it in front of her house

but if i get this one you no reason am say na she for don ask me out tey tey...lol....just saying

Theboy21:
It's "AFRINET" Close to Ray Onward, Maigero Narayi... Btw why not hangout with her at Ostrich in Sabo, bebs like those kind places

Funny enough i reside in Sabon tasha, you know we got lotta eatries here but 'Cinema' caught my attention. I'll ask about that Afrinet cinema but if no way las las will just stick to one of dem eatries here.
Thanks bro.

LisaAnneMia:
If she already likes you, prepare dinner for her and just tell her how you feel. She seems pretty special to you, so don't overdo things

Seems cool buh you know am still squatting with my parents, haven't gotten a place of mine yet. Make my mama no say so na her gas i dey use cook for my banny .

Theboy21:
You from KD, i know of one cinema but don't know if it's still functioning...

Not actually from KD but am based here. What's its name & location pls?

lilvicky68:
Try to be funny with her..catch fun before you know her leg go open 180degrees..but we still dey to roast you incase the tears ends up being premium..

Lol, i foresee no tears here bruv.

LisaAnneMia:
"Wanna watch a movie?"

Well I don't know of any Cinema here in Kaduna, am not sure one exist. Except you mean on my laptop but sheI believe she got one too.
Thanks anyway

Nairaland Gees in the house, biko how do you ask our naija ladies out/ or how did you ask her out in style?

This is because personally I haven't ask any lady out "officially". Ok I may just say 'babe make we stroll go so so & so place' or ' abeg escort me reach' on getting there we eat & we just do little talks there.

So there's this cute friend (very intelligient, fine mad ehn, smart, modest, wife material, not the average Nigerian girl type, gosh she's my spec) coming back from school this weekend and I wanna ask her out. Abeg MAKE UNA SHOW ME THE WAY cos this one special. Well the green light is already there, i think it reads 95% or so I know it wouldn't end in premium tears, never.

Experienced something similar with my hp Note book laptop last 2 years. After using at night, i lazily left it on the floor (bare tiles) with about 90 something%. Woke up the next morning tried powering it as usual with the power button, it didn't turn on. So I connected my charger adapter to electricity and boom it showed "0% plugged in charging".
Thats how my laptop turned desktop, i tried diverse remedies but all failed. Went for a second hand battery laslas.

FatherOfJesus:
Good to know that this is coming from a believer

Lol, ya fingers are damn so itchy, well its d last time i'll be replying you. Get busy dude.

FatherOfJesus:
you believe in god and still talk without etiquette. Speaks volume

Jeez even bitches aren't this lousy.

FatherOfJesus:
You are proof that etiquette is not religion-based. Someone can be religious and still be mannerless.

Yes I’m atheist, I’m glad that I’m putting through on etiquette

Lmao, says a person who you don't believe God exist, why don't ya show some respect to God before talking about 'manners'... It's a new month so take a chill or better still a pill to relieve your pains.

With the current calamatous, diasastrous, and unending evil going on in Nigeria these days, don't ya'll think that even the devil will run back to his base- Hell.
This is a country where blood spills more than pipeborne water er'day .
1 country= Bokoharam+Bandits+Fulani herdsmen+Kidnappers+Armed robbers+Sea pirates+Ritualists(yahoo boys)+Village people+Sars(oh now disbanded)

Even the devil will scream JESUS (no pun intended).

FatherOfJesus:
No wonder the country is the way it is. When we have rude people who talk about God.

Oops, Mr atheist now playing the victim anyway enjoy your night.

FatherOfJesus:
Does your religion teaches you to insult strangers online?

Proof me wrong now or forever remain stupid.

FatherOfJesus:
Dont look at everything from a religious point of view. Not everyone share your religious sentiments

Hey the afforementioned is my personal opinion, can't remember enforcing my belief on anybody. And you advising me against looking at everything from a religious point of view makes you *Stupid, otherwise poof me wrong by defining "everything".

Omo see head shots..
The only place i fit join the Police or Arm Forces na ObodoOyibo.

God ordained marriage so your question should be directed to HIM...


Las las na for only marriage you fit dey give your wife doggy Sunday morning still go church dat same morning dey shout Halleluyah without guilt or remorse.

falcon01:
i fear for the future of my kids.

Exactly here, nothing just seems working right.

Sometimes I do wonder if anyone gets SCARED of having a FAMILY & having KIDS in NIGERIA... I feel this country is just too insecured, cruel and not worth coming into.
Yet some families (especially the average & struggling Nigerian families) earning averagely 80k a month or even less keep producing childen yearly, bringing innocent souls into this cursed country.
Well they get mind sha, make i get small chance na to JAKPA COMOT KUKUMA LEAVE AM FOR UNA...

lexy2014:
Please oh. India isn't communist

***OTHER RELIGIONS/Communists.....

Why cant all the islamic countries form an alliance and merge to form one sovereign entity (the likes of Somalia, Niger, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kazakstan, Northern Nigeria, Mali, Iran, Iraq, Qatar etc)..

The Christian countries do the same (Canada, Australia, Usa, Spain, Southern Nigeria, the UK, Denmark, Mexico, Norway etc)

Other religion/Communist coutries do like wise the same ( Russia, Vietnam, North Korea, India, China, Myanmar, etc)

** Minorities should just migrate to their dream countries.

WETIN UNA THINK NAIRALANDERS?