₦airaland Forum

MufasaLion:
So putting hand for something basically mean it's money ritual? I mean, the money ritual you all assume it to be.

So in this context, what could it mean? I don't know, you tell me.

Anybody that doesn't believe that blood money, ritual, Yahoo+ exist is MAD...believe me i mean MAD.

Believe me, i had yahoo friends who opened up 2 me (one told me plainly "omo i put hand 4 something").

Bleeping real

Nollywood seems to favour only that gender wey get doings...




F E M A L E

DaddyRochie1642:
Just watch and see how people will start donating millions of naira to bury him but the never donated one naira to help his condition when he was alive.

How much u self donate?
You too should fall under that category of people...



Only that you won't donate shishi for his burial too...


Rest on sir.

GasAndOilTheory:
Maybe I am going to end it all today

Na person wey dey alive get hope o..
See me ehn, i don tire 4 life 4 naija but when I reason am, I come see say staying alive assures for a better tomorrow.. Cast all ur cares to JESUS..

Since my mama born me, i never hear this kind tori. Well, IT IS WHAT IT IS

Gabflex:
Ogaga and the kids are vibes mehn. Be like movie, warri I hail ooo, Abet help me tell ogaga say he get plenty lovers here

ah swear down. Ogaga face show, in shoe shine.

Yaruk1:
Pls kindly advise appropriately if you are in my my friend's shoe. She lectures in one of the newly created universities (FG) and now cola-cola has invited her for on the job training as either a field officer or a supervisor. Pls kindly lend you voice with respect to what she should do. Thank you all.

Abeg na where una dey see all these jobs naw?
Help a broda naw.

Came back home hungry and tired only to meet my worst food prepared for dinner, i just vex carry like 8% of the food dey force myself swallow... Omo naso i carry phone enter nairaland and stumbled on this post..

Naso 8% enter 20%, then 50% before I know food don finish....

Welldone (ma'am) op for this reality comic relief post.

Very shameful country....

Presidency denies.....

Army denies.....

Airforce denies.....

Poice denies....


AFN denies too.....

Cruise country

Weeding? Yet no thick SMOKE or GRASS.

Definitely a northerner.

No be Futminna be dat?

Asadujames202:
I want to sniff at her panties

ya know sniffing just a little gram of common sense could do you more good bruv.

GeorgeTheCoder:
In the Nigeria Armed Forces junior officers hug their superiors ?
Wonders will never end.

so na this one come be ur problem?
abi na.....


SAPA?


Talk true o

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Congratulations
Basket and bovi......my favorite and talented comedian
Comedy dey their body......
This are some of the things that come along side civilization

Can this dude ever complete a comment without the phrase 'damnn niggarrr' ?

NwaAmaikpe:




Eke Nworie that was not killed during the Army's Python dance in the East some useless students now decided to kill it.

Tomorrow, when they graduate from school and the best life will have for them is to be POS attendants, they'd think God hates them.

Tradition is superior to religion and that's why Jesus said we should give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar.

NO BE ONLY GIVE TO CAESAR WHAT BELONG STO CAESAR, NA GIVE TO ABACHA WHAT BELONGS TO ABACHA...


UTTERLY RUBBISH.....


A TRADITION THAT COMMANDS A WIDOW TO DRINK THE WATER USED IN BATHING HER LATE HUSBAND CORPSE IS ALSO WELCOMED....

Alias Skul Miners Republic

A Nairalander once said, "I wish say I get Pussy......"
Na today i comprehend am fully.

meobizy:
No man is buying her market. Let her sit one side. Her mates have 22 year old children, some are already grandmothers.

This female gender sef ehn...

Well, lets put it this way:

"that gender with a hole beneath dem legs are problems to themselves, by themselves & for themselves"- FieldMarshal Idi Amin Adada(1962)

Lagossuspect:
She never retire from selling her kpekus?

Retire ni retiree ko, your rabas long enough to dey pay her pension?

.......I am ready to be your mugu, your personal maga for life.....rest fine man.

Why always snake? they no dey change to cow?
Atleast Buhari for like this one.

Coochie power.

Sharring a country with these uncircumcised, babaric, animalistic Ishmaelites within complete cow brains is my biggest regret in life.


Nigeria must split.
Period,

sweetshisha:
A Ghanians Pastor warned Davido he was going to get poisoned by someone close to him, few days Obama passed away after eating rice and sleeping at the studio where Davido worked overnight

keep kwayet dia.

Hd pictures of yourself, your bestie, your boyfriend, your boysfriend's bestie & lastly the fondled/fingered....(how did you put it again?) or WE DONT BELIEVE.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright The girl use style beautiful and sweet o...hello
Abi na the weed way I dey smoke dey do me

Na
This doings cometh from thou Village peope,
selah.

Come finish your fictitious tale...
Na u start am..........

You must finish am.


Well. U're a great writer.