₦airaland Forum

aylive02:
NPFL and fixed matches na 5 and 6

You go just open your extra large mouth wah dey spit thrash.

Wide Wild West.

Kriss216:
Humans love to celebrate the dead more than the living.

Likewise human beings (Nigerians) will always have something to mumble about if you celebrate the living and still yet grumble about if you celebrate the dead.

We4all:
The first and second pictures don’t look like her.

owk o. Make u no vex

Ask4diva:
My female cousin.. she said my boyfriend is enjoying, when she saw my big boobs and medium ass, she said it is an instant erection for him

Hey ma'am...this piece can only be considerd true by nairalanders until I verify your afforementioned claims.

kurlz:
"Lyon!!!!!!" Uncle you can "lye" o.

Serious o..dunno how to convince u.

Op, nice thread. But never forget the plural of sheep is SHEEP.
Thank ya.

See fresh babes abeg like today bread...
Congrats sweeties.

FineUsername:
She looks like the lady in Acrimony.

Acrimony (2022) abi which 1?

Well, was about dishing out a little advice until my eye caught your moniker.

Commentor:
Sahara Reporters.

Please shut the fuc*k up.

Over the years, we heard of Choppers dropping ammunitions and medics to bandits in Kaduna and Adamawa state forests.

Shut the ble*p up once again and stop living in pretence.

Nice one ma'am.
Living lavida to the fullest.
Biko if you ever need an escort service, you can count on me.

adefitim:
If you want to make bake it

else ur cake wouldn't taste good when you fake it.

Na all of we be motivational speakers too.

Olumighty123:
He is originally from PH but based in Lagos.

Owk. We miles apart.

Olumighty123:
I swear I know someone who goes by this same full name, what a coincidence

wow, so wheres this person of urs based?

snowland:
Hi all,

I'm giving out 10k each to 10 lucky students on the forum, no strings attached. It's my humble way to give back to the society. PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW THE LAID DOWN PROCEDURES CAREFULLY.

Here's how this will work:
1. You must be a student in any of Nigeria higher institutions of learning. School ID will be asked for proof of claim. Failure to provide this will disqualify you.

2. Your account here on Nairaland must be at least 1 week old. No newly created account will be accepted.

3. Names will be selected on the basis of first come first served. If any of the first 10 names fails to qualify(provide proof of studentship), next names would be selected to replace the non qualified ones.

4. Names will be selected on Saturday, 18th of Sept. 2021 starting from 10am Nigerian Time. So if you drop your name before 10am, you will not be selected.

First 10 names submitted after 10am will be selected

Good luck.

UPDATE:
The instruction is very clearly stated that names dropped before 10am naija time WILL NOT be selected.
Qualified students will only be selected from those that dropped their names starting from 10am. NO EXCEPTIONS.

OAIKHENA DANIEL SUNDAY

Afonja snitching bitch.

Suicide Squad

2018 post making fp 2021....
E be serious tinz.

Never knew we had so much sex therapists in the house...



E don reach this one now everybody dey form professor with 42 years working experience..

Tomorrow, person 4 here go dey scream sex is over-rated.

You see Kylie Jenner, Queen Nicki, Amber Rose . I transformed theirs...

For those in Kaduna, is the screening venue Queen Amina College or Ahmadu Bello Stadium?

olaoyekemi:
The mail is very geniue. I got the mail twice.
Pls what time does 6:00hrs means.
Pls who is scheduled for Ikeja Lagos pls give me direction from Ikotun.

Sorry what time did you get the mail?

6:00 hrs is 6am

Community Government Middle School Omifunfun, Ife south LGA, Osun state.


(If you not arrange am in the afforementioned format dat year like this, Principal no go happy with you o)

40k never enter my account from june till this very month....op abeg show us(me) way na....damn dude here is broke that I can't pay attention.

iLegendd:
This is where children have to confront their parents for giving birth to them as broke parents. It's bad.

Lazy or broke men or men without multiple sources of income shouldn't get married and bring offerings to suffer.

If the person does not have parents, but spends the little he has seen on women, drugs, or gambling, he deserves to suffer more.

If he is smart, 5k won't be an issue. There is no poverty in Nigeria — there is only low IQ and lack of focus.

This reply is not for you, but the general public and to whom it may concern.

When a Nigerian tells me he is broke, I don't pity him because I know he is lying. He isn't broke — he loves/craves immediate gratification and lacks control and perseverance and that is why he is in that state.

more of a motivational piece.

iLegendd:
I have never done a giveaway in my life and I'm not planning on doing any anytime soon.

Though, I do teach people how to fish since I'm not good at giving them fish.

Below is a thread I created today on how to turn 5k to 15k and above. https://www.nairaland.com/6716344/18-spend-5k-make-10k

Nice but how bout not having the 5k capital to start.

iLegendd:
I did exactly that.

abeg do me small giveaway make i follow u chop beta na

Islie:
..... Police push for burial without autopsy



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/drama-as-hospital-produces-wrong-corpse-of-killed-lasu-student-for-burial/

rip young man
Quack write-up i mustconfess..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad....now this baby girl don't know what she has put her hand into

My grandfather will always say to me son...

Four things destroy humans easily

1) ANGER
2) Greed
3) pride
4) lust towards the opposite sex

As a real niggarrrr....I don't get angry easily not to talk of becoming violent.....

No matter what you do or say to me....I don't get angry.....If you manage to get me angry....I will just walk away and light up my weed

Op. U know 5 things were actually mentioned by ya grandpa,....

5) Bombing.

Save ya thanks.

MufasaLion:
I don't know and you should leave the young man alone. People's source of income is nobody's business except they intend to tell you.

You know i was never holding no young man at the first place... only made reference to him.