₦airaland Forum

We are the leaders of tomorrow, till now, that tomorrow has never come. This country is just a country of deception. Gone are days when people of 20+ once ruled this country. Now what do we have? Recycled bin.

If no be say BBnaija head no set, sey una no see say that name Tacha and cancer resemble.

I have never watched the programme. But I would always read Tacha and this, Tacha and that. Are you sure Tacha and cancer are not like 5&6?

Preciousgirl:
The Holy bible records how a handsome youngman Joseph was tempted by his master's wife and how he didn't fall but fled

Who knows, there might be several other Josephs here on Nairaland, let's here your experiences. I have personally tempted someone before, but he fell flat, its as if he was already looking for me

But I have personally passed several other temptations. Share your story, no lies o

I don't like test. it is only 30 marks. What I like is examination. That one is 70 marks. Oya come and do examination for me na. hahahahah!

Actually, he was "used-dumped".

Nigeria has been getting loan since ages, but nothing to show for it. You will at the end of the entire exercise see that nothing will still show up even when given this loan. Collecting loan "upandan" every where nothing nothing, sakamaje.

See his head.

This country is absolutely upside down. Good is bad while bad is good here. Oh naija, where did you miss it?

Daninya111:
Can u pls send to stephendaninya@gmail.com
Tnx in anticipation

Busy now, click on Niyeal's profile, you will see his WhatsApp number. You can get it from there.

Really, something that I can even give people freely because I was given freely too.

anonymuz:
Igando and bad news

you have said my mind.

The situation of Nigeria as a country can make one lose hope in everything if care is not taken. Should they come back and be experiencing "Government of some people, by some people and for some people" that the people on ground are experiencing. The real dividends of this nonsense democracy are actually meant for not even few people but "mini-few" of the people.

Security, nehi.
Job, nehi.
Electricity, nehi.
Admission to higher Institutions, hell and nehi.
Good amenities of life, nehi.
Herdsmen attack, e dey.
Frustration, e dey
Kidnapping, e dey.
Banditry, e dey.

When you view the natural resources ( human and non human) that we are blessed with in this country, I see no reason why this country should not be great, but it is otherwise.

In Michael Jackson's voice, " ...all I really wanna say is that, they don't really care about us".

Nice one

You go watch porn enter hot soup. Congratulations

Ok, welcome.

oh oooo! Blessed lies every where.

When a politician says "Good morning", I first check my time and even ask the people nearby to know of we are actually in the morning. I have faith in the devil better than in our politicians.

This one na "Esuleke" ooo. You killed a fellow human like you. This is pure wickedness.

Are they not humans? Naija matter don tire dem jare, abeg let them sleep. You can not come and kill yourself, Sleep well.

“Quinn knew powerful people, including the petroleum minister, who guaranteed P&ID a 20-year supply of “wet,” or unrefined, gas for a plant the company would build..."

Did this company build any gas plant? Which should come first, building of gas plant or wet gas that is to be supplied through the pipeline? If at all both parties are serious, the building of the gas plant and pipeline to supply the wet gas should be done at the same time. It is not even a situation whereby the company had fulfilled its own part of the contract which is construction of gas plant such that this gas plant is now rendered redundant without the provision of pipeline to supply the wet gas. Where is the construction site of the gas plant that the company agreed to provide in the contract? What is the level of work at this site? For someone to breach a contract, then you must have fulfilled you own part of the contract which must have amounted to a certain degree of loss to you as a result of the inability of the other party in the contract to fulfil his own part of the contract. Where is the gas plant the company said it will provide?

There are so many "Judas" in the Nigerian military.

If to say I get super power, I for come meet you where you dey... Chelsea can we see?

Nigeria is now more like a farm settlement.

Na by force to die?

Preciousgirl:
I actually want to come to Nigeria, I am in Holland

oya come na

My friend if you die, you only die for yourself, not for Nigeria. sakamaje

Finally, I have "rugalized" my laughter.

Can we get a Nigerian version of this lovely poem?

All these debts in billions that have nothing to show for. You will not really see what they have used the money for. All you will be seeing is billions upadan kakirikakiri. Can't we be hanging these idiots that are called leaders?

So na now you just dey know when the thing no favour you. Abeg gbe body eee let us see front.