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There are two types of uncles in Nigeria,the I will get back to you uncle. This types of uncles are very stingy

No matter the kinda situation you find yourself and call them for assistance,their response is always " I'll get back to you"

600 years later ,they're yet to get back to you,when your wahala don too much ,they'll blacklist your number.

What's funny about this type of uncles is that when they later see you after many years ,they'll be the first to accuse you of not reminding about what you asked

They'll be like " ahh Pelumi,and you can't call me to remind you about that stuff again,you're trying to be proud niyen abi"

In short ,this kinda uncles,shishi,you can't get from them

The second types of uncles are the nice ones, this ones are very nice that they're ready to go extra length just to provide for you but they always possess devil[s] with them.

These devils come in form of there children. These children will always keep asking that you visit them but when you do, they'll use frustration to drain your life percentage.

Those kids always have a demon living inside them and the worst thing is that it is hard to discipline them because of there mother who you're trying hard to please.

So I happen to have a nice uncle , and he got two devils living with him .These kids wahala can make devil repent and accept christ as oga patapata at the top.

I always avoid going to my uncle's place because of these kids , anytime I need his help, it's either I corner him at his working place or if it has to do with money, I always inform him via handset.

But last week Saturday, I suddenly got a call from my uncle. He told me that his wife and his kids were on his neck that he should ask me to visit them on Sunday which was supposed to be valentine.

I was already cooking excuse for my uncle not until his wife suddenly snatch the phone from him and started saying how I'm running away from them because I hate them and different kind of blablashitshit.

Even the kids were adding fuel to the fire from background .

I didn't have a choice but to accept to visit them .

I got to their house very early in the morning on Sunday . I was greeted with a l warm welcome, both from the kids and my uncle's wife.

They're all delighted to see me, the kids looked like they're more mature than the last time I saw them.

I was served a plate of jollof rice and chicken which I ate delightfully even tho the kids didn't let me rest as they kept asking me different type of questions.

After i was done eating, the kids left me to their room while I retired to the sitting room to watch movie.

I was amazed to how mature the kids are, no more trouble. On normal day, they would have been dragging the dstv remote with me that they want to watch nickelodeon or cartoon network.

I was watching an American movie from Fox channel when my uncle and his wife came to the sitting room all dressed up and informed me that they're going out.

My uncle is a romantic kinda person and I was sure he was taking her out for a treat.

It was a win for me because with none of them around I'll be more freer.

I spent over three hours in the sitting room watching movie and none of the two ex devils exit their room to disturb me.

It was as if they're not around. I was liking the new them, I couldn't ask for more.
If I had known that they've changed , I would have turned my uncle's house to my second house.

That was what I was still pondering on in my mind when I heard the gateman opening the gate and a car which I was sure was my uncle's own drove in.

The two kids suddenly ran out to the sitting room.

" uncle Pelumi " the eldest one called my name smiling.

" yes " I replied him smiling.

" we want to surprise our mum and dad and we need your help " he said staring at me.

" wow, that's good, so how can I be of help " I asked them.

" if mummy ask you if you did anything, just reply yes " he replied me.

" that one is a small thing " I said smiling.

" thank you uncle Pelumi " the youngest said also smiling as they both ran to their room.

" Hello house " my uncle said humorously as they both entered the sitting room.

" welcome sir " I welcomed them.

" baba oko mi " my uncle's wife said smiling . meaning "my in-law"

" I got you something for val " she said as she gave me one of the branded bags in her hand.

I checked it and saw a cookie, a wristwatch and a pack of boxer.

" thank you ma " I appreciated her as I was extremely happy. It was as if she knew that I was suffering from boxer, the only two boxers i have is a disgrace to manhood. The yanch yaf torn beyond patchable.

Sometimes before I put them on, I always imagine if Itis the reason I've not been able to get gf, the energy emitting from those boxers is enough to chase my future gfs away.

" you're welcome " she said.

" let me go and change into something comfy " she said as she exited the sitting room.

" so how are you aburo " my uncle said.

" I'm fine uncle " I replied him.

I suddenly saw his wife coming towards us.

" baba oko mi, are you the one who did that thing in my room " she confronted me.

" yes, I'm the one " I said boastfully with a smile.

" what " she exclaimed.

" what's that " my uncle asked.

" come and see for yourself " she said as she led my uncle to her room while I followed behind.

" what " my uncle exclaimed as we got to the room.

" ahh " I also exclaimed on seeing what those devils did.

It was right at that moment that I knew that I bleeped up.

In front of me was a wire tied across the room and all my uncle's wife pants were hung on them, almost looking like a ribbon.

All the pants carried a letter which spelt HAPPY VAL DEAR.

I couldn't be more shocked in my life. What was more surprising was that the handwriting was looking mature like adult own.

" we told him not to do it oo, but he wouldn't listen " I heard the two devils said in unison behind me.

I just stood where I was wishing an aeroplane will just crash into the house and all of us will die.

Those kids spoilt my valentine, I didn't even remember to take the package they got me when I left the house.

Please who know where they're exchanging kids for tubers of yam, I'm not asking for the reason you're thinking oo, I just want to know ni
SaintXto�

LORI IRO
Several years ago, as a young lady, I was a successful entrepreneur.

Big girls around us always flaunt the gifts their boyfriend gives them, expensive exotic gifts that made we ladies green with envy.

That period, I was dating a guy who doesn't spend heavenly on me, he doesn't have that kind of cash to spare.
I envied my friends with their rich boyfriends. I wish to be like them.

These ladies seems to have the best of everything and they sure were having a really good time.

Over time, we ladies who didn't have rich boyfriends became intimidated.

Whenever we are together, all they talk about was their boyfriends, the things they bought for them and the numerous trips they had to exciting places. I decided I was going to join them but in my own way.

I bought myself expensive things, I was doing well that period and could afford it. I showed it to them as gifts from my boyfriend. Whenever they flaunt their gifts, I always have something to show, I wouldn't allow them to intimidate me.

It became an habit and my other friends who didn't have rich boyfriends to buy them expensive things envied me and wished to be like me.

One Valentine period, I got a pack of Victoria secret panties as my valentine gift from boo. Other ladies were showing off the expensive things they got from their boos. I bought things, expensive things and added to the gift my boo bought for me. I showed it to my friends as gifts from him.

My friends were envious and didn't hide it. They wished to be like me. They wanted a rich boyfriend like mine. If only they knew the truth. �

One of my friends who didn't get any gift from her boyfriend broke up with him. He came to complain to me and asked me to beg her on his behalf.

I did as he asked of me, she has something to say.

Friend: Babe, I am tired of Femi and his excuses. He hardly gives me gifts. He is always complaining of one thing or the other. Is he not suppose to take care of me as my boyfriend? I can't continue like this, no, we should part ways. I need a better guy in my life, let him go."���

She was angry as she explained to me.

ME: But Femi is good now, he is trying.

FRIEND: Trying in what way? He is too stingy for my liking abeg. Is Sunny not a man like him, why is he treating you like a queen? Sunny gives you things but no, all Femi knows is to give excuses upon excuses. He even collects from me instead of giving me, " she vituparate in anger.���

I felt quilty, if only she knew the truth. ���

ME: See babe, it is not as you think. Everybody is not the same, Femi really loves you. Don't leave him, please I beg you. Don't leave him."

FRIEND: All what you are saying is story, I have already left him, I need a better guy in my life. Abeg leave that talk for market women, let's discuss something better.".

She suddenly changed the topic of our discussion.

I tried to make her change her mind but she stood her ground. It was not only that, my friend insisted she was locating to another town. She wanted to go look for a man that would spend on her the way my boo does.���

God help me, guilt almost kill me but I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth.☹️☹️☹️☹️

She eventually left town for another where she went to stay with her elder sister.

Babe came back to town several months after. She didn't see the kind of man she was looking for. She claimed that the men she met are all heels. What they wanted from her was for their own selfish reason and she was not ready to give in to them.

She came back to continue searching as she hoped for a good, caring man to come her way.

Boo finally proposed to me. My friend enter factory setting depression. I couldn't bear it any more, I had to open up to her.

See me see crucification. Babe didn't take it easy with me. She accused me of being the devil itself. She said I was the cause of her separation from her former boo who truly loves her. ��

She spread the news around like CNN

A lot of my friends avoided me like the plague.

I lost some of them and things never remain the same with us.

I learnt a lesson or two from that experience and I changed for the better.

You see this peer pressure of a thing, it is the doom of many teenagers.

Many of us are here right now, we live on lies and deceit. Lori Iro.

My friends have it, i must have it. You are not satisfied with what you have, it becomes a competition.

Ladies, free yourself from competition. Be contended with what you have. That person you are looking up to may be living a fake life; a really fake life.

Be yourself, don't do it because others are doing it. Do it because you have a conviction that it is the right thing to do.

Deception may give us what we want for the present but it will always take it away in the end.

Be contended with what you have because a harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.

A coward hides behind lies and deceit.

And if you are here, your life is centered on lies, deceit and falsehood, it is not the best way to live.

Lies and secrets are like cancer in the soul. They eat away what is good and leave only destruction.

Lori iro, Iro poo, let us change for good.

Peace and Love
Ono Ogiaga.

Admin please hide my identity

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I am this kind of lady that hates pretense. They said what you won't tolerate in marriage,don't tolerate in courtship.

I have known my boyfriend for a year, but this is my first time of coming in contact with his family.

Because of my long holiday at work, I visited him and met his mum and siblings. They were so happy to see me and they welcomed me so well.

Yesterday, I cooked and served everybody.. I later noticed that his mum went to my pot and took more food. I calmly told her that I don't like people going to my kitchen and pot.

I fold her that if she needs more food, she should notify me and I will serve her more... If you see the way the woman looked at me. So disgusting.

Later on, my boyfriend told me that my action was wrong and that I should go apologize to his mum.

For the records, I didn't tell my boyfriend, so invariably, the mum reported me.

I gently told my boyfriend that I won't tolerate that, even after our marriage. I told him it is better they get use to the real me so they won't say I changed after marriage.

Since yesterday, the mum and siblings have refused to talk to me even when I greet them.

WHAT'S YOUR VERDICT?

Ok let me tell you this: in a nutshell:
:It takes about 24 hours for a sperm cell to fertilize an egg. When the sperm penetrates the egg, the surface of the egg changes so that no other sperm can enter. At the moment of fertilization, the baby's genetic makeup is complete, including whether it's a boy or girl.

Pregnancy doesn't start the day you have sex — it can take up to six days after sex for the sperm and egg to join and form a fertilized egg. Then, it can take three to four days for the fertilized egg to completely implant itself in the lining of the uterus..

Nd according to you, she started having all those tantrums after a day right? Wrong! Not and can never be pregnancy!

Now this;
You should wait to take a pregnancy test until the week after your missed period for the most accurate result. If you don't want to wait until you've missed your period, you should wait at least one to two weeks after you had sex. If you are pregnant, your body needs time to develop detectable levels of HCG.

Some women may notice symptoms as early as 5 DPO, although they won't know for certain that they are pregnant until much later. Early signs and symptoms include implantation bleeding or cramps, which can occur 5–6 days after the sperm fertilizes the egg. Other early symptoms include breast tenderness and mood changes.

Now it's highly could be an infection! Oh yeah..
Better advice, try and go for some checkups.

note;

Evaporation lines happen when the urine that was on the test area starts to dry. The chemical composition of the urine sample changes due to evaporation. As a result, the test may start to display a positive line. After the allotted time has passed, you should discard the pregnancy test to avoid confusion.

Some tests may be able to detect pregnancy hormones in urine as early as 10 days following unprotected sex, but the results are not very reliable, and women may get a false positive or false negative test result.

Truvel:
Some Of Dis Strange illness U See People Suffer Are 4rm Occult Men. My Aunt Who Was A Pastor In A Popular Church, Was Transfered To Enugu Branch To Work. It Was In Enugu D Occult Men In D Church Who Are Likely Pastors Too Struck Her With Breast Cancer. Perhaps, Dey Felt Her Presence There Is A Threat To Their Runs In D Church. Unfortunately She Died. Note: D Church Is A True Church Of God. As U Know As A Church Gets Bigger, D Founders Eye Can't Reach Everywhere Or He Won't Know D Activities Going On In His Church.

But eh... What's the risk of joining for the purpose of making it big like super big in the music industry? What are the risk involved? Are they sacrifices to be made? What kinda sacrifices or options?

Truvel:
When A Witch Or A Wizard Sleeps & His Or Her Spirit/soul Goes Out To Play With Friends Or Neighbours, He Or She Mustn't Go Far Or Where He Or She Doesn't Know At Avoid Getting Lost. He Or She Must Stay Within A Short Range Or Place He Or She Is Familiar With To Avoid Getting Lost. If He Or She Goes Far Or Where He Or She Doesn't Know Or Get Lost, Dat Person Is Dead Already. Dis Is Could Be D Reason(s) Sometimes U Hear Dat Some People Died In Their Sleep.

Wooooo.......... Eye opening really!

Truvel:
There Is Belief Dat It's Old Women & Old Men Dat Are Witches & Wizard. Lol, In D Witchcraft Realm, Both Small & Great Are There. Even A 2yrs Old Child Can Be A Witch Or A Wizard. Infact, There Are Many Children Into Witchcraft. When U Notice A Child Is Excessively Stubborn Or Troublesome, It's Likely Dat Child Is A Witch Or A Wizard.

True.... Yea this correct!

Interesting..listening....
Continue!

Fvcknames:
I think you wrote the song then tried to add a beat to it. Unless you have a top notch producer, it is advisable to write to an already made beat instead

Noted bro.... What ya think bout the lyrics being the most importantly?

Tell us moreeeee!

excellence44:
Work on your hook. Chorus should be catchy. Your producer is not a hiphoper.

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Noted bro

angelusbrut:
I think you did a good job although I'm not a hip up fan

Thanks bro

Lolxxxx....... Yea! Tho they are yet to start ahh registration.

I've got interest in that too...
Been meaning to ask and do some findings though! Would be glad if anyone here can help me out with it please!

https://audiomack.com/saintxto-/song/intro



Above is the link to my official single!
Please tryna listen to it....
Criticism �.
Please rate and tell me what you think and observe. God bless!

Harmony?

A Twitter user known as Seanklean on Twitter has given shocking revelations as to why native doctors or babalawos always demand the names of mothers everytime they want to perform their rituals.

It is common knowledge that native doctors in Nigeria, also known as dibias or babalawos, usually inquire the names of the mothers of those who go to them for help, not their fathers.

Whether it is a money making ritual or juju for protection or blood money or Yahoo rituals, native doctors are always said to ask for the names of the mothers of those who seek their help.

Accordingly, this Twitter user has now revealed the shocking reason why these native doctors always carry out the practice. He said that the reason the babalawos always request for mother's name when conducting rituals is because they know that the fathers of the people who seek their help may not be their fathers.

The young man's revelation follows a raging debate on DNA tests. This is due to the incessant cases of men finding out that they children they thought were theirs are not actually theirs as DNA tests prove different.

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fati2001:
are you for real?

We all need to be careful bro.

Many people are really asking if the recent game called "Charlie-Charlie" is real or not. It is obvious that this game has gone viral in the society. Many have tried and had come with their own conclusion. Some said it is not real while some said it is real; while some have not tried because of the fear they have.

Many people who have tried the game have concluded that the game is not real while some confirmed that it is real.

Whether the game is real or not; owing to my experience on the night of 7th January, 2021, I wish to advise everyone who is having the inner persuasion to try this game to desist from it, it's a demonic game.

On the night of 7th January, 2021, after coming across the new game on a social media platform. I was confounded about how real this game could be. Though it did not captivate my interest, because I'm not a fan of indoor games, therefore I didn't bother to study the rules of the game. I didn't take it serious and I didn't let my mind ponder over the game and its principles, so I went to bed after my night prayers.

In a trance I found myself in my room, and a lamp illuminated my room with its golden beam of light and the room was not properly illuminated. I lay in my bed just the way I lay in reality. I had a voice which persuaded me to bellow "Charlie! Charlie!", And I did without a second thought. In few seconds, I heard a frightening whistling of the wind which invaded my room, stirring my curtains and they moved randomly. I was deeply frightened, and I jerked from my bed to know what's happening; and a short creature like a human being appeared, I stared at the creature to capture the image perfectly and a strong invisible hand gripped me and held me strong in the bed. I struggled with the strong grip, shouting "Jesus, save me" my voice ceased that I couldn't hear myself. I began to mutter some prayers as I struggled in that demonic grip, at last my voice became audible and I shouted "Jesus Christ!". I was liberated and I jerked from my bed in reality, panting and sweating profusely. I had to go on my knees immediately to say my prayers for myself and the multitude of people who have enmeshed in this demonic program and those who are yet to try; that God should open our eyes to see that this Charlie Charlie game is a satanic crusade to infest People with demons and evil spirits. This is end time, please be warned

I've just been offered admission but there's no money to help accept it already ����

16k for the acceptances fee...
Please help me and you'll never ever run dry in Jesus name ���

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First bank
Emmanuel Ekung

Indicate if ya wan be ma loyalist! Lemme bless ya...





Yo.. I remember growing up
Emerging up
Trying to stake some money at least to get a Gucci top
Reminiscing on my past troubles but it never stopped
Knew if I had the Second I could control all damn clock.

But this is life I understood the aches much better...that if I seek God plus Money it would be real safer.
And I acknowledged girls relivant but most are takers.

Then I drew a map and place em under
reconnoiter...
Mistakes should be done once... Twice? A good teacher.
Never ignore the warnings of the old
Their view's way higher
Ya sacrifices all together equals ya mightier.
Then a bright future cause ya've met ya desires.

Granny put a call through just to know how am faring
I knew @dat point it wasn't all bout her caring...
Her major concern's if her son still praying.

Gave her an assurance to believe strongly
That I won't stop till all is achieved nicely.

Yo... Y'all think ya buzzing huh?
Nah... Y'all comicals!
Only raptex spate yo(respect he that's worthy)


Growing up ma stories fimble.
Never left me redefined myself in the present of my people
This HARDCORE rap m singled.

But promised never to be-little
Say ya the greatest? I believe you.
My Manuel is meant to
Fix yo call it fettle.
Ya fall out of my space? I rebottled.

Setting lines
But call it savagery.
Built myself to stage
Pain's the primary.
Weaponized lyricist my destiny.

So I drew the map placed me in the greatest line with no one questioning...

Yet to place my crib on the mainstream?
Worry-less
M counterstaining...
quadruplicating
disintoxicating
melodramatixing
And reorchestrating
5 elements ya need to breath (SAINT)
Hear my music everyday let it be your oxygen.

Should ya say ma lyrics full of wisdom?
Take it and be excited like a girl that's got a ring on

My life's a city that's got all faces of
Hills but hates? None!
Remember me that I've been sent
But the message? ya gotta go.
Official underscore Saintxto.

Ok... Y'all think ya buzzing huh? Y'all comicals!
Just raptex doing it real... (Respect he that's worthy)



Growing up ma stories fimble.
Never left me redefined myself in the present of my people
This HARDCORE rap m singled.

But promised never to be-little
Say ya the greatest? I believe you.
My Manuel is meant to
Fix yo call it fettle.
Ya fall out of my space? I rebottled.

Setting lines
But call it savagery.
Built myself to stage
Pain's the primary.
Weaponized lyricist my destiny.

So I drew the map placed me in the greatest line with no one questioning...

Yet to place my crib on the mainstream?
Worry-less
M counterstaining...
quadruplicating
disintoxicating
melodramatixing
And reorchestrating
5 elements ya need to breath (SAINT)
Hear my music everyday let it be your oxygen.

Should ya say ma lyrics full of wisdom?
Take it and be excited like a girl that's got a ring on

My life's a city that's got all faces of
Hills but hates? None!
Remember me that I've been sent
But the message? ya gotta go.
Official underscore Saintxto.

Sms your number to this number (08173953114)

I copied paste this to my gf... She gave me her option and advice but insist on speaking with you... Want ya to call her asap...

TOMSY:
OP. How old is your girlfriend?

20