₦airaland Forum

decatalyst:
This can only happen oversea jare

I trust moi naija folks. One month for the selling of aso ebi, a month plus for inviting lost gone uncles and probably, some nice ancestors

HungerBAD:
What Boko has joined together,let no man put asunder.

So Ishilove,this could be us. Me coming to rescue you from a "Burning Nairaland" that is getting attacked by PDP E-Touts.

I will be your knight in Ororo Armour. The only difference here is that we get married the Lagos way.

The Lagos way,is you move in with me (in our room and parlour)and we start having babies without stressing ourselves with the wedding thing.

Wedding is old School and very overhyped.

mrphysics:
one thing I noticed is that a great number of people do not speak English, I have met with the big and small ones, many of them don't speak or understand English and as such communication was and is a barrier. I have seen keke napep carry me round Kano state because he didn't understand and I don't know my way. I have seen restaurant people serve me wrong food due to language barrier. I have told my H.O.D that there is no how they will continue to speak Hausa to this students in school and expect them to be perfect in English. my class rep have sent me funny messages with wrong written basic English, I would have loved to post a snapshot of it but for security reasons no.

A student have written on top of his scrip "Sir, your are not registration number sir", meaning," I don't have registration number sir". Other funny messages I have read and have in my phone is ones that read: "please sir, we don't have free tomorrow. sir, my ba3 is dangerous. OK sir, thank" etc.

indeed language have been a barrier. we must have issues when we want to buy something. when we want them to help us at the borehole, etc. they are deeply engrossed in Hausa speaking. They are comfortable with it.

You need google voice translator

APCHaram:
Another Sam Okwariju.

You died for nothing

What a total waste of life.

This should serve as notice to all of you that no one helps their country especially one like Nigeria by dying in a war.

You help your country in war by calling the enemy bastard.

All of una wey dey find work go army, this is what happens when you go to war with fulani hausa soldiers on your side - you die.