NaijaMutant:
Putin see your life


Sotey Ukrainian soldiers dey take your war catch cruise

Is a norm, Russians did that for many times whenever they capture a city....

Guess the Ukrainians did that to ease their minds of the nonsense happening around them. Recently one was interviewed and he said he listen to music to always forget the realities around him sometimes

lonecatt:
how was Nigeria then and how is Nigeria today?
the difference is very clear

Rule no1, don't quote idiots....... that guy you quoted is just seeking for attention that's all

olamike02:
PUTIN WANTS TO JUSTIFY THE CRIME HE IS COMMITING AGAINST THE INNOCENT PEOPLE OF UKRAINE AND THE WORLD . BUT TRUTH CAN'T BE HIDDEN. HIS END IS VERY NEAR.

Everyone's end is near after all.... some good persons still gonna die before him so it changes nothing...

Blessed4sure:
And she is smiling?

She know nothing will happen to her after all

hfinest1:
swears bro... Burial jollof rice always turn to something else when you warm it the next day. Rice wey person suffer carry from party, come suffer save am to use for breakfast, only to loose appetite because the rice has become too soft and soggy as if water was added to it during the night

Person way dem do burial go done add water be that ooo

JayTripz:
Omooooo

Food is Ready

I hear say if u chop snake, Snake go de fear you.... like u fit de enter thick forest de slap big big phyton anyhow, Dem go de run for Thier lives

My brother, no be everything u hear be true oooo... snake go even vex say u get mind deh chop am. E go attack you like Ronaldo, messi, mbappe, and Lewandowski at same time

WibusJaga:
...

The teacher is simply not eloquent enough to express herself effectively in English Language. Perhaps she meant something else in vernacular.
In anycase the teacher is unqualified.

Reminds me of a man who was asked to give vote of thanks after a sumptuous meal saying "... we Are Fed Up".

Omo, na to beat Am ooooo e wan spoil show for our next olunga ne

KillSars:
Na Madness dey worry am...

Werey go blow hin whistle by himself...
See how hin come gentle like youth pastor wey dey wait for ordination

Kaiiiii this your mouth go make person laugh at satan even in hell fire.

You fit make person laugh inside mortuary forget say e lost person

Arthurity1:
Pure madness!

Don't forget we have mad people moving around.

Saw a lady that wore this crazy trouser thing. Even a mad man will be surprise there are mad people than him

Abeg, why people deh rejoice when them get FTC?

Make I know my next move... just like the Breast Bill the move

lordm:
Nothing Dy roll anything

I don't have anything to give you for this TRUTH but I deh take gari if you mind Join me

Stargangz:
May they rot in hell. Death to all Russians. May Ayelala and Amadioha strike Putin. May the Russians encountered what happened to the Egyptians when the Israelites were crossing the red sea, the entire Russia shall be wiped out from the earth, so shall it be.

this your prayer get as e be oooo.

E get prayer weh even you praying know say God no go answer am and ths is part of those kind.

yesloaded:
but he won't feel sad when you give him non

Broke people usually thinks money the moment someone visits them or they visits some. Don't mind that guy

posty56:
evil gender , you cheated on the man ,fathered a child that's not his ,still went ahead to kill him , if she is caught ,she should be beheaded that's the only. befitting punishment

She may never be caught. Read her WhatsApp post with a high context mind and you can sense she's up for suicide.

She may be caught on the other hand though.

Marriage done deh fear me bro

Fahdiga:
Chronic mental illness.

Some of the nairaland western puppets will still embrace it as a show of civilisation . If a white man starts to eat his faeces, they will call it civilisation and should be embraced by others.

Truly, if not a sick and possessed person, who will even think of calling this fashion?

adecz:




Since April❗️❗️❗️


Una no serious ..☹️☹️☹️☹️

Me sef surprised oh

epondudu:

Oj simps..not everybody will be like you.
That's the definition of a real MAN.

Real Man indeed. I hope you replicate same when it happens to you because most of this manly thing only end on social media and mouth. If them give you knife to do it now, body go deh shake after head done calculate the nail terms.

I believe even the killer would be regretting his actions by now

ElBenny:
I was craving bread & groundnut with Pepsi last night (it's good to east suffer man food sometimes though), so I went to the Kiosk close by.

I reside at Agip Estate, Mile 4, Port Harcourt.

Got the round bread for ₦170, I asked for groundnut and the old woman said, “My son, ₦50 groundnut no dey again oh. Na ₦100 I dey sell.”

I was absolutely shocked and lost for words. “This woman must be very greedy,” I said to myself. I declined and bought only the bread from her and visited the next Kiosk.

Got there, “Madam evening, ground nut dey .” I said.

“Yes but na ₦100,” she replied.

I said no word, left hurriedly, got home and was in agony.

I slept with a burdensome heart of sorrow; my heart wallowed in the deep of grief beyond the grasp of hope.

I woke up this morning, remembered the ordeal last night and shouted, “Jesus! What a life.” ��

this your last words shows how you were traumatised

Almunjid:

Lol. Life is not vanity, the material things we strive to gather are the vanities. Choose ur vanity wisely!

The things u prioritize during ur life time determine ur lifetime accomplishments. Should the whole world heed to your advice and prioritize sex over other must important things, u won't be holding that phone in ur hands nor will there be Nairaland and other social media Apps. All men will just be chasing females up and down and having sex, we'll be just like our relatives (the apes).

"The world" is like "a football pitch", if u find yourself in it (during a match), choose a wing and play it to the best of ur ability. Don't run aimlessly on the pitch, if u don't have a purpose of existence (a wing to play), choose one for urself (and stick to it).
Life is a journey and ur legacy is ur footprint that would remind the world of u when you're no more. If u don't have a footprint, no human will know that u once existed or pass through this world. A wasted lifetime is when u lived for 100 years and when u died, u were forgotten in a month. There's no difference between u and a fifty years old Chimp that died a month ago.

Each and everyone of us is special, check urself, search for that thing (potential) that makes u special and beneficial to other humans, use it to benefit urself and the whole world and when you're no more, the whole world would celebrate u and bless the day u were born. To be born without a purpose (in life) is bad, but to die without (serving) a purpose is the worst.

Life is not vanity, but there's nothing in it except what you're able to make out of it. Once again, Choose ur vanity wisely!



Peace!

I just wish someone learn wisdom from these words. I don't know why people seems to value the unnecessary things and makes them a priority. Till today I still find it hard to understand why the over-hype in sex. Imagine if all the men that invented these things only spent their time, energy, and money on sex and clout chasing, maybe we will have not to live on and called gadgets by now.

People think backwards and yet think is civilisation

Shedrill:


There are levels to this

My grand Ma will like this

Grand Ma supports Russia?

whemmytopsy:
Efcc, is this judgement, what type of judgement is this.....option of fine of money he can easily do away with, considering the amount of money he has gotten through fraud......

Na naija, las las na them share them want no be truth.

If EFCC is to so justice on fraud, it will first of all have to arrest itself before others

I no trust the guy by his right side

See him look na

9jii:
Which one is storms in this situation again?
Proud English writers with no sense

They can't even check dictionaries to know the right words to use given the context of the event. They just forced words into anything they deem right.

I though Osinbajo was there with guns and gangs to further kill the inmates that refused running

FERNANDEZISBACK:

If the person you are trying to convince is hell bent on not accepting the fact.. then yeah I'm free to mock ya so called god..

still didn't answer the simple question

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Since you folks are strong willed to believe that he does exist..one way I could prove his inexistence to ya is that he is powerless..

So.you either agree with me that he doesn't exist or he exist in your mind and powerless..

I don't have dwindling convictions to agree his inexistence with you. My foundation is sure. Unlike one whose convictions are based on circumstances and intuitive proofs.

You still haven't answer my simple Yes or No question; Do you mock what does not exist?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Accusing him is an indirect way of mocking y'all..since y'all say he does exist then the best to say is he's alive but powerless..to your delisuoned self..

Do you mock what does not exist?

Coming to agree on our view of his existences to proof a point means you are confused.

If I have to agree to the terms of my enemy to proof a point, it means I am equally agreeing to his view thereby countering myself.

If I have to change my view to be able to counter another, it means I am not even certain of myself.

Since he didn't exist, but now exist but powerless, that means the time he begins to save and act powerful, then you will agree he is now God.

Do you see that even you, your belief lies not in his lack of existence, but on what you perceive God to be. Your problem is not his existence, your problem is him not working in your terms.

Why do your convictions vassilates?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Some one said...
Shut up and go to bed..your god is lifeless..

But you have always accused him of wrongs and not being able to defend his children na�.

How can you accuse what does not exist? Who then is really foolish? A man that blame a tree for his failure and yet deny the absence of a tree in existence or a man that blame God for disaster even after deeming him a lifeless one??

Indeed, only a fool believe there is no God

Larrysung:
This is becoming scary but why Chelsea never sign players??


*Jokes aside*
There's something fishy about this. It's crazy! The presidential convoy was attacked few hours before the Kuje prison attack.

Chelsea matter taya me oooo since the Borehole abi wetin sef takeover, na so so contact with 200 players and buy None

FERNANDEZISBACK:
The so called Nigeria Muric was right after all..the issue should be followed up..
While some Religious Dumbos were trying to justify the act by saying their so called god really told em the date..

How can one be so gullible.. sacrifice yourself to be used as a tool of foolery all in the name of an imaginary creature..

Sum1 said Atheist doesn't exist in Nigeria oooo
So all this your rants don't even attract their attentions

So far so good, is only the west that have Atheist, African atheists used juju to pray in the night

Fiscus105:



They are not existence


If it's traditional, I think government can control that one directly, cos nobody will shout religion percecution from that angle.

well, sadly, Government cannot meddle on religion because they are also religious themselves.

The only thing I wish they do is for them to be honest themselves and then they will have the boldness to caution religion..

Bt this one you say Atheist doesn't exst

Fiscus105:
I think it's time Government should start regulating religions in Nigeria, they should regulate Christians through CAN and Muslims through NSCIA .

Enough of hidden under God to perpetrate evil and swindle.

How about Atheists and ATR?