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esskaay:
Its needless to quote d whole passage to make a point. Its like buying an Acre of land nd building a Self Contain on it.....
Dn't take dis too seriously, we just ere to have fun in *Pato R's* voice
By d way, who read d all passage?

Equalizer:
It started like a passing event on February 10 when
residents of Nakisunga Sub-county in Mukono District
witnessed drama. A married man walked into a nearby
bar, gathered his friends and a few patrons that cared
to listen to narrate that morning’s ordeal. As they
sipped on a few pints, their conversation was
punctuated with domestic issues.
Geoffrey Maali Kaigwa, told his friends about how his
wife had become problematic. He walked out of the bar
in Nakisunga, Mukono District, looked around, saw
Rose Nansubuga and caught his breath. They had
never met before. But that was it. Love filled the air
and in four hours, Kaigwa had committed his heart to
Nansubuga. To him, she was the missing better half.
Kaigwa is a 45-year-old businessman who accuses his
wife Joanita Nakubulwa of committing adultery from
which she is alleged to have got two children. As if
that was not enough, he claims Nakubulwa had been
denying him conjugal rights and used to steal money
which was meant to be invested in different family
projects. With this at the back of his mind, he opted for
a charming and younger woman.
“Every man marries for love but my first wife was a
nag,” The jolly groom with bloodshot eyes says,
adding; that he avenged himself on Nakubulwa who he
had spent with almost a decade.
Kaigwa had a traditional marriage ceremony where the
first wife was seen seated quietly in a corner. She
looked lonely and gloomy. Also, some local leaders
such as the LC1 Chairperson Lyton Nabukenya who
doubled as the master of ceremonies However, only the
relatives and friends of the man attended something
that has left the locals puzzled.
The man says...
The soft-spoken 45-year-old runs a small shop and
practices subsistence farming. Kaigwa felt the urge to
enjoy the companionship of a younger woman. A
woman that would be subservient.
“ I have been married to Joan Nakubulwa for almost a
decade and have two children. It has not been a
smooth sail. On February 10 morning, I requested
Nakubulwa to prepare for me breakfast and also wash
my clothes. She refused saying it was my turn to do it
myself. After all, I knew the way to the kitchen and
could do the laundry. She added that she did not have
time for me.”
“I have no time to wash your clothes and you should
get another wife to do all want you want,” she went
on. This irked me.
I left home and gathered my friends at Nakisunga Bar.
I narrated to them my ordeal as we sipped on our
drink. Everyone agreed that I deserved better. This is
the time I recalled there was a young beautiful woman
in the neighbourhood. I had always seen her from a
distance at the shops but had no idea who she was
and what she did.
I had previously met Nakamate, a woman from the
same home as the young woman I secretly admired.
Coincidentally, she was an aunt to the former and I
had taken her contact.
My friends led by Musoke beckoned Nakamate and
asked to speak to the young woman. And behold it
was Rose Nansubuga. He looks at the bride coyly. I felt
excited.

We sat and talked for close to four hours. I asked her
about who she was and where she came from.
Meanwhile, my friends had promised to support me,
financially and morally as long as I wooed her. I
opened up to her about my feelings for her and how
badly I needed a marriage partner. I promised to set up
a business for a better livelihood. She seemed hesitant,
but I stuck to my guns and she yielded. I felt like a
dark cloud had cleared from my sky.

I broke the news to my friends who started shopping
for items such as soda, beer, rice, cartons of mineral
water, meat, matooke and cake. Others hired a music
system and a vehicle to transport us. I did not involve
the girl’s parents because we agreed to stay together. I
plan to do income-generating projects with Nansubuga
because she is hard working. I have already bought
pigs to boost the farming project. However, her grace
period to satisfy my needs is two years. if she turns
out different, I will get another bride.


Bride speaks out...
My name is Rose Nansubuga. I’m 21 years old and
come from Kasana village in Masaka district. I was a
housemaid before meeting Kaigwa, the love of my life. I
left home because I had failed to raise school fees. My
mother did not support my idea of moving to Mukono
but I insisted because Aunt Nakamate lived there. I got
a job as a housemaid and i used to see a stranger
(Kaigwa) passing by our neighbourhood. I did not
know him or his intentions.
One day, Aunt Nakamate’s daughter, Maria told me
about a secret admirer. She used to tell me about the
man but we had never met. On an unsuspecting day,
Kaigwa sent her [Maria] and other two men from the
nearby bar to tell me about his wish to marry me.
We walked to Kaigwa who was at Nakisunga Bar.
Smiling, he told me how he had been watching me and
loved my ways. He also said his first wife had
mistreated him and he wanted to remarry right away. I
had not planned for marriage but compared to the job
I was doing for a meagre pay, I gave in.

I got to know that Kaigwa was married because Maria
talked about his marital status before the ceremony.
My relatives are not happy with my decision. They saw
me in the papers and watched us on TV. They call
warning and asking me to quit the marriage that I will
never have a bright future.


http://www.monitor.co.ug/Magazines/Life/Man-weds-woman--four-hours-meeting/-/689856/2654016/-/rpinwx/-/index.html

RottenTomato:
Am 38 yrs old yet no wife. It is giving me sleepless nights! What do I do? I have tried marieolae, no show. I tried mirexxx, same thing! How do I get a luvly babe that I can give belle sharp sharp on this forum?

Iamfrank:
A friend of mine has been dating a girl since 2011.... According to him, he intends marrying ha next year when he will b through building his own house, he has realy sacrificed a lot 4 ha (his sisters warned him about d gal, that sh isn't a wife material, it all fell on deaf ears).... Dey have had good times together, he once took photos of ha uncladness (witout ha knowin), although dey have had little problems of trust, he plans to engage ha by the end of this year.... Now dis gal has d guts to walk up to my friend to tel him, she is gettin married by april, according to her, she says my frnd is not d type of guy he fancies n he is not rich enuf to take care of ha..... Rit nw he is contemplating on what to do..... If its to let go or to expose ha uncladness pix as a pay back.....

WisdomTank:
I visited my paternal uncle this past weekend. It was fun; we dinned,drink and 'chatted' a lot. During our conversation, my phone rang. After speaking with my caller I turned to my uncle who then looked me in the face and asked "is that your woman?" I said yes because truthfully she was the one. After asking me few questions about my relationship he then request to see her picture of which I did show him.

On seeing her picture my uncle said "she's not tall right?" I replied yes. He then said "she won't make a good wife". I was stunned and confused on hearing this. I asked him to please explain what he meant by that.

He told me these: "short ladies are too full of themselves; they are unyielding, stubborn, rigid and disrespectful. They are void of good character."

I left there later that day with his words running 100metres in my head.
Pls dear Romacelander I want to know or to be sure if there is any element of truth in what my uncle said.
Your candid opinions are highly anticipated

ITbomb:
Choi, baby, see as you take time finish Naija guys.
Maybe the type you met ain't gat no style. Drop ya number let me send you ma Facebook id to browse more

Efostick:
This is the most controversial picture ve' snapped...Your lovely comments as well as insults( ) would be uhm..appreciated i guess!

ITbomb:
Those innocent eyes,
Th ose kissable natural red lips,
A great smile,
A perfect walk
Absolute gorgeous

I don't like bragging about myself so that's enuf bout me

Over to you

phoinix:
I'm 31 now. One big problem I have is that just about any opposite sex my age is going to be very experienced relationship wise and is going to expect the same. I doubt any ladies are going to want to date a guy that has the experience of a teenager. My maturity can only make up for so much..

I hate lying to people and telling them that I've had f#cked and had a girlfriend in the past but just don't have one now. Ugh....

Now someone please come and tell me that things will work out and I'm truly not as pathetic as I feel...

Aseneshii:
Well I don't know how transparent is NNPC recruitment process, but I doubt if nepotism will be involved at this stage. I didn't receive any of the text. Though, I currently worked with a MNC in Lagos, and earn twice the salary been speculated, this is my first time of failing a job aptitude test. Because I am from the north with the whole federal character (Quater system) noise I thought is going to be easier for me, but there is divine way to things like this. Allah know best, I didn't received the success mail cos I didn't meet the cut off mark, that's how I see it. Let move on

ReSexzskilz:
No disregard to Onila, Romanciella, MizMyColi, Rokiatu, Mayapop, Dominique, Ladytheetato, Caracta, Sexzskil my naira land role model and other gorgeous ladies on naira land, but am I d prettiest here on this forum? A lot of guys have pm me telling me I'm the most beautiful girl ever on naira land, how true can this be dear nairalanders?

Again, I don't mean to sound so arrogant, thanks!

Blackett:
2 words:

Fvck off.

Blackett:
Yawns.

Blackett:
. . .and you created a thread about this rubbish? You're a fool.

Ryabcool:
Just checked out your pic. He obviously wanted you for your boobs. Cos there is no way in hell a right thinking guy would want a girl with your kind of brain. Please get busy, or stick to being a silent reader.

satinoeleniyan:
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okoroko:
Honestly speaking, my mind is divided over the issue.. I just got a job as a Facilities Manager. Should I tell her my salary?..Pls a kind advice..