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Damn nigger Isoright if you know you know.

When you marry olosho as house wife that's what you get

Na wa ooo,has anyone here asked you for s*x or invited you over?you girls always have your way of passing message left for d guys to decode. Ibadan guys over to you.

And the BVN account about to rise to 100.

Egungun don finally enter express.

MelaninSkinGirl:

Funny you.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Yes sir

Lie lie,just joking though.how do I know you r?

MelaninSkinGirl:
Men who claim to be good guys are the opposite, I am talking from experience.

I still insist that there are good guys out there. Op are you a good lady yourself? I just dey ask

MelaninSkinGirl:
I am sure ladies you can all relate with this, many women all believe that all men are nice but in fact they are shy, sly and slick. Women get carried away and get loved up and think love is true but these men walk all over women

Many women do not look before they leap and end up in deep water. So ladies, guard your heart, play hard to get or you will regret the day you were born when he leaves you for another woman/man because "Good men are like finding a needle in a haystack".

There lots of good guys out there,your contact with one of them (us) will change your perception about guys.no need forming hard to get in that process you may miss the good once.cheers

MelaninSkinGirl:
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When , every one has been saying it shall be well since I was a child, I am an adult and we are still saying it shall be well.

Lol,you are right though. Just be hopeful

MelaninSkinGirl:
Lucky you, this year has been darkness galore for us. How do they want us to store perishable foods? Demonic demons are ruling this country and its public services.

Sorry about that,it shall be well one day.

I don't know about you guys sha,but my area enjoyed power during this lockdown than any other time.

This man in the news again

Welcome to Nigeria my country where 70% of people awaiting trial are in prison while those who actually committed crime against God and humanity are being freed and united to their family, welcome to Nigeria my country where those who defaulted corona lockdown are being made to pay fine,harrased and is rare case shot dead.welcome to Nigeria my country where those who stole Billions are being celebrated, the count is just endless.Indeed there was a country

Birds of the same feather,pot calling kettle black.I don't know the figurative expression to use on him again,na now ur day they break!

Dead on arrival.They bought and distributed cars among themselves in this coro period than any other time.Uzodinma is a perfect reference.This remind me of my people's wise saying,Igba ipanju lan n Mo ore. Interpretation, is in the time of trouble that you will know your true friend.

Stop masturbation and you will start having feelings for women and probably you will get the one to get married to. No woman own you any fidelity until she's married to you and vice versa.

Mine happened in d year 2001 or so.After finishing my junior WAEC instead of staying at home doing nothing I went working in bakery and I was to follow the driver which happened to be the brother of the bakery owner to supply bread to our customers very early in the morning around 5AM.As we were on our way we were even playing gospel music.After supplying to the first community,we were heading to Dobi in Gwagwalada area council of Abuja all of a sudden the driver lost control of the car and the car headed into the bush I was in the front all of a sudden I shouted JESUS and the car stopped immediately I mean instantly.Both the driver and I came down from the car unhurt,not even a single wound.The driver came down and he started looking at me.The tyre of the car burst the engine of the car condemned.The driver quickly went to look for a crane to jack out the car.I stood by the road side waiting for him I didn't even know the direction we were coming from either right or left I didn't know I just stood there.People stopped to see what happened and they asked if I was inside the car that got accident I said yes,they just shook their head and go.The question I always ask my self is why didn't the car stopped until I shouted JESUS?

Morale of the testimony is
There is power in the name of Jesus.I give God the praise for me being alive today .

See pot calling kettle black.someone that is slim calling other people skinny.

Let's wait for the wailers.

She is your girl friend not your wife.

Birds of the same feather.

Fiyawo oniyawo sile,Honestly that's my 2kobo

I have had similar experience lately with ur type of girl,I hardly joke with this babe anything I say get her angry and threaten to breakup with me.Though she confessed being hot tempered so most times I cant express my feelings when we r together just because I don't know what I will say that will get her angry.Most times if we have issues she do tell me ' because I they manage you' despite the fact that am not bad looking as a guy and will always give her what she wanted except I don't have.But immediately her anger subsides she will knel and apologise.
She is a beautiful girl no doubt but just too arrogant about her beauty.To cut the long story short before she broke up with me I ended the relationship my self.she could not belief it because I made feel as if I can't live without her.
Guys please don't be scared of breaking up with babes especially if the fault is not from you.

But seriously since morning plane have been flying over here in Abuja with helicopter wonder what is happening.

Kudos to the Chadian army.

I don't know why some people are happy about this man's death.He contracted the virus because he went for electricity meeting in Germany for the general benefit of all Nigerians.If he had stayed back in Nigeria would he have contracted the virus? he died in active service to Nigerian people yet some people are happy about his death.He may have his own short coming but wishing him death is bad.Those set of Nigerians should know that death is inevitable and every soul must pay the price.

Some thing will get spoilt in the house,like TV or Fan