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Sports › Re: Fixed Free Football Daily Predictions by Samakus(m): 3:04pm On Oct 05, 2017

Op, Drop your WhatsApp line let's add

Celebrities › Re: This Is What You Get From Going Solo-- Fan Lashes Out At Peter Okoye by Samakus(m): 2:47pm On Oct 05, 2017

In my dialect, we say...

'Obu onye kpatara nku aruru, siri ngwere biara ya ugwo'.

Translated... when one fetches firewood full of insects, he's inviting lizards

TV/Movies › Re: See Stations That Will Be Showing On Tstv (pictures) by Samakus(op): 1:50pm On Oct 05, 2017

Tstv official decoder and subscription prices

TV/Movies › Re: See Stations That Will Be Showing On Tstv (pictures) by Samakus(op): 1:43pm On Oct 05, 2017

Continuing..

TV/Movies › See Stations That Will Be Showing On Tstv (pictures) by Samakus(op): 1:41pm On Oct 05, 2017

These are all the stations that will be showing on Tstv

http://www.tstvafrica.com/channels.php

Business › Re: A Nairalander Explains Phonenumber Update Using ATMs For All Firstbank Customers by Samakus(m): 5:38pm On Sep 18, 2017

Lokospirit:
Did i hear you say First bank,?? First in poor banking services, poor customer service. I have been suffering because of ordinary name mismatch on my account with them, after spending the last cash on me for court affidavit and news paper publication,they failed to rectify the problem and man dey here dey hungry, but tomorrow na tomorrow i go scatter that branch, Pls make u no just be me.

Keep your opinion to yourself. If you did right thing at first, how will your names mismatch? You're a suspect for corruption and false information. Be exposing yourself

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Crime › My Reply To Scammers' Text Message Today by Samakus(op): 3:27pm On Sep 11, 2017

While at work, I got this funny but cheap scam message. My reply was spontaneous. What do these rogues take us for? Goats? cheesy

Health › Re: “Doctors Gave Me 48hrs To Live, But Look At Me Now” - Guy Survival Story by Samakus(m): 10:16pm On Sep 09, 2017

There's a reason He's called 'ogwo ndi oria'!

I thank God for you bro

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Career › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Hope Dims For Workers by Samakus(m): 4:02pm On Sep 03, 2017

Bluetooth2:
Your level of illiteracy is stunning!

It's a disservice to men of logical reasoning to qualify his level of illiteracy with the word "STUNNING".

I believe that employing the words "PITIABLY DISGUSTING" would have been more apt

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Romance › Re: We’ll Treat Gono, Staph, Quick Ejaculation, Watery Sperm Etc FREE OF CHARGE! by Samakus(m): 2:49pm On Sep 01, 2017

Following

Celebrities › Re: Terry G Shows Off His Parents On Instagram (picture) by Samakus(m): 7:59am On Aug 26, 2017

emmasun2017:
Did you live in Ajoke close at Iju also. I lived for a long time before I relocated .Infact Monday was in the same choir with me in the mid nineties.

Nobody asked for all these. No need telling us. Forming familiarity because it's Mr ginger? He may not even remember you again

Romance › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie: If You Are Not Married At 35, You Are An Irresponsible Person by Samakus(m): 9:08am On Aug 25, 2017

Tomjazzy2:
Oya where is sinaj, my new e-crush. I will be getting to 35 soon

Jazzy boss. I sight you.

Phones › Re: Itel Mobile Unveils A31 - In Its Quest To Provide Android Phones For Everyone by Samakus(m): 2:03pm On Aug 19, 2017

A very nice 1

Education › Re: Nigerian Lady, Chidiogo Graduates With First Class In Petroleum Engineering by Samakus(m): 10:26pm On Jul 10, 2017

louisNC:

Which university abeg ?
Its actually B. Eng not B. Sc

You made a very salient point there.

..and to remember that the girl in question posted on her FB page that she graduated with B.Sc Petroleum Engineering (instead of B.Eng Petroleum Engineering that universities in Nigeria award) gets me rather more interested.

Romance › Re: This Nigerian Couple Brought A Dog To Their Prewedding Shoot by Samakus(m): 12:43pm On May 26, 2017

uj54:
make it big today, no doubt you will thank me later

Go and sit down nwokem. If it's fixed, why don't you bet it with 100k?

Kam nwetekwagi there

Romance › Re: This Nigerian Couple Brought A Dog To Their Prewedding Shoot by Samakus(m): 12:41pm On May 26, 2017

carzola:
The girl looks Like
She narrowly escaped
Aids...

Why call yourselves
Dog mother and dog father

The picture below is the
Most disgraceful thing
I've seen this year.. ..

You nailed it.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Receives His Son And Schoolmates At The National Assembly by Samakus(m): 12:30pm On May 26, 2017

Factfinder1:
Poor peoples children don't visit NAS children from Nigerian public schools don't visit NAS only children of the rich who attend expensive private schools were[b] they put on suit to school.[/b]. Tommoro this cluless looking boy would first be made governor of kogi state before he becomes a sanetor just like saraki and his father dino...GOD will punish our politicians ...I weep for those who will die fighting for politicians in 2019...

Point of correction!! The emboldened is wrong unless I'm developing hypermetropia(which obviously will not happen insha allah). That was COAT.

Thanks.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Receives His Son And Schoolmates At The National Assembly by Samakus(m): 12:24pm On May 26, 2017

As big as his father. I hope he won't be living a touting lifestyle just like his father.

meanwhile, nothing really concern me. Just passing

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Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out: I Dont Like My Big Boobs Again... Wants Her Small Boobs Back by Samakus(m): 4:21pm On May 20, 2017

If only girls of nowadays can understand that being fake doesn't make you slay.

My idea of a slay queen...

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Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out: I Dont Like My Big Boobs Again... Wants Her Small Boobs Back by Samakus(m): 4:18pm On May 20, 2017

Chai! Umu nwanyi!!

Boobs (adazi enu) > artificial
Backside (adazi ani) > artificial
P*na (adazi nnukwu > artificial
Skin colour > artificial
Hairs > artificial.

Nawa o. All these things just to slay?

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Technology Market › Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Samakus(m): 6:52pm On May 17, 2017

Data received in real time. Lemme see that paid baga that will come here to rant rubbish.

Thank you modelsms. Nice doing business with you.

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Technology Market › Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Samakus(m): 6:59pm On May 15, 2017

Wait wait wait!! I'm late to the party. Who's this animal DonBobes ranting everywhere. Are you out of your mind?

How can you just sleep and wake up and swear to smear modelsms name? Why is it that people don't like good thing? I have referred people to this guy and he delivered a satisfactory customer experience for all my referrals. I can't even talk about my own self. How can this baboon that calls himself DonBobes make himself an instrument of mischief. How's it that only you, out of over 100 persons that have commented on this thread is shouting scam. Positive testimonies have flooded this thread. Why will you make yourself an agent of the devil to tarnish another man's image? Why.

Trust is earned and not given. Modelsms has earned the trust of Nairalanders. Your smeary cannot change that. Obviously, you lack proper education, that's why you can't think and write coherently. Modelsms is an Igbo guy. You sent money to someone else, not him. Your illiteracy can't even allow you distinguish between an Igbo name and a Yoruba name, let alone to differentiate the 2 opposite phone numbers respectively. I wish i can see you now, I'll beat the hell out of you. Bushman!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Is EPL 16/17 Champion: Review And Photos by Samakus(m): 4:27pm On May 13, 2017

ShankiBets:
Chelsea is the greatest England Club of the past 5 years

Romance › Re: Man Romantically Introduces His Girlfriend On Facebook With Mind Blowing Letter by Samakus(m): 6:24pm On May 11, 2017

Abokis deceiving themselves since 1860

Romance › Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Samakus(m): 12:50pm On May 11, 2017

refiner:
U ain't alone my sis...

Most responsible men assumes u are taken already because of ur beauty,they don't bother coming close for fear of rejection...while some other men only wants to take picx with u and flaunt ur beauty to their friends and nothing more...

They dont believe that u will ever be faithful to them if they start up something with u...

This should be your song...

PREYE - EBEZINA

]He's the same God
Who was there for you in the midnight hour
He's the same God

Who is able to wipe your tears away
He's the same God
Who was there in times of lack and want
He's the same God
He's Jehovah, my great provider

Tell me why you've give up on God
Tell me why you've given up on Him
Tell me why you've given up on God
Hold down, change is on the way

Ebezina, Chukwu no nso
Ogini bu nsogbu gi
Imana odighi adigide
Nwannem ooo
Jidesieya ike
Hichaa anya gi eh
Chukwu adighi atu asi
Oga diri gi mma

Don't you cry, change is here
Weeping may endure for a night
Joy is gonna come in the morning
You don't have to cry no more
Hold God by His word, He's gonna do what He says
Lift your hands and give Him praise

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Romance › Re: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by Samakus(m): 12:20pm On May 11, 2017

Slay queens!! Once you take them out,they will 'remember that good meats and drinks are still in Naija.

Meanwhile, back in their one room apartment, something is going on...

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Technology Market › Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Samakus(m): 1:59pm On May 03, 2017

If you're still doubting this guy, you're mistaken. I've referred people to him and all of them were satisfied with the services they received.

Ya gazie

Technology Market › Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Samakus(m): 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2017

Modelsms you have earned the trust of nairalanders!

Good luck mate. I just like sincere people. Seeing how happy people are being giving value for their money gives me butterflies inside. Change truly begins with you and me.

I'll spread your goodnews. Don't pay me. It's the least I can do to encourage sincere businessmen like you.

Ya gazie nwanne

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread For Recent Not-So-Advertised Jobs In Nigeria (Lagos Mainly) by Samakus(op): 6:07pm On Mar 07, 2017

oolalekan1560:
Please, can you add me on WhatsApp 08033445191

Alright

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread For Recent Not-So-Advertised Jobs In Nigeria (Lagos Mainly) by Samakus(op): 7:23am On Mar 05, 2017

Know anyone in risk or enterprise mgt who needs a job? 2-4 years experience.

Pls send email to oyindasola.ohanugo@panafricancapitalplc.com. Thank you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thread For Recent Not-So-Advertised Jobs In Nigeria (Lagos Mainly) by Samakus(op): 7:21am On Mar 05, 2017

1. I am recruiting for a Hospitality Coordinator for a reputable organization in Lagos. The ideal candidate should possess a good university first degree and a minimum of 2 years experience working in a 4-star hotel.

Interested candidates can send in their CVs/resume to cnwosu@icsoutsourcing.com with "Hospitality Coordinator" as the subject of the mail. Kindly putchisom.nzenwa@gmail.com in copy.

2. We are looking to recruit FOTON Truck Drivers that has at least 5 years previous experience in the Haulage/Leasing Industry.

Qualified applicant should forward their CV's, Photocopies of LASDRI card and Drivers' license totobeeynomyne@gmail.com on/before 10/3/2017.

Note: Only drivers that have successful driven/handled FOTON Truck should apply. Shortlisted applicants will be invited for screening & driving test.

Cc: sunnyonyex

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