₦airaland Forum

Atinuke12267:
Chief Mourner!!

That’s all he can be.

Obi will never be president.

No ipob man will ever rule Nigeria.

Let’s patiently wait for the condolence messages from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) and Alh. Atiku Abubakar

Na here you dey now

EreluRoz:
Stop it please, just condemn his government but don't insult him. Thanks 🙏

Ok. Noted

EreluRoz:
Stop insulting him, you can condemn his government but don't insult him he's an elderly man

I stand by my statement. He's an imp

The incompetent, kleptomanic bulaba on the beat

RichBoy247:
List your own life achievements here. Anybody that is not in your group automatically becomes an enemy. If you have any job at all, you will not be here telling stories about your family members who are not progressing in life

We no be mate

Ciao

Smithkafors:
And so what?…how does that benefit you. You waste time on irrelevant things.

Swears. If he sees his mate progressing tomorrow, e go be am make im kidnap am. But when men are focusing on relevant things that will make them grow, he's on nairaland mastubating on irrelevances

Army of thieves

That's what Bulaba is leading

Leemzyy:
Hhm one minute man dey talk

Enough said already. My dm is waiting

ndidibabe:
It is not about lasting. 2 mins can do the work if well done..

It cannot. Every 2mins man is actually cuts in seconds and not minutes. He knows why he's worried

Leemzyy:
Hhm which one be match again?a football match or basket ball match?

Football match lasts for 90 minutes

Basketball match lasts for 45 minutes



Come for a football match make the gbedu enter your bodi

spencekat:
Abeg
o, make she no convulse die o like that married woman with three children o.

I always watch her pulse. If it seems to be too much, I stop

Gajagojo:
What is your gain? Mr Pestle
You dey one place dey go front dey go back
Honestly I wish i was a 1 minute man
Let the act be for me alone
Do what I need to do and sleep
Not looking for reference ir testimonial
The purpose of sex is to make babies [b]so 1 minute is O[/b]k

It's not. How do you feel when you don't cum? That's the same way the other gender feels

Leemzyy:
Lier!

Hit me in dm. Let's schedule a match

MichaelSokoto:
Idan vibrator!

Baba 4 d gurls of d year!

after u na u oo!

Chai!

Lol

sIfioksq:
Looks like Obi's saintly image isn't as squeaky clean as we thought.

He obviously is. That you lack the requisite sight to see it is not our fault

Omo, we wey dey pound till she vibrates like who convulsion dey do no know wetin God do for us

Make I go buy usdt keep.

I need to benefit from Tinubu’s ineptitude

Goal post successfully and bigotrically shifted from PO didn't conduct LG elections in his tenure to he conducted elections in the 7th year of his 8year tenure


Bomboclats or how do they call them?

FashionCookie:
You will not preach to your gender that go about killing young girls/people for sport as if they are stepping on ants.

No apologies here

Close your legs. If you can't, whatever you see I take

Not the right time to get married. Give it 2years. Work so hard and offset 70% of the bills

Marriage no be child's play. It's risky to enter it with so much debts hanging on your head

Stay woke bro

Philipponzaghi:
Tinubu is a competent and experienced leader who will steer Nigeria in the right direction, unlike the misgovernance of PDP in the past.

..and Nigeria will also rise to become a first world country under his watch. Bag of rice will be sold at 10 naira, cow at 100 naira, naira will exchange to USD at 50/$, Helinues will get a 1m naira job, and everyone will live happily ever after.

Jokes on u

OkoYibo:
Like he built new Anambra and none of his children live there. His daughter is in Lagos.

Stale already

Find new punchline, you rapper


You can't find PO in such frivolity even when he was Governor. Go and verify!

The best we have currently. Only those who have sold their soul to bigotry cannot see this

No RIP to waste

Same way I won't give a flying **ck even if my sis is the one. I warn ladies to be careful. But if toto too scratch and you die for it, no flying **ck will be given

The best Nigeria has at this time

BigYash:
At the bold.. Oga wetin man do man for our society?

Women enjoy undue help. Normally.

It is what it is

olubunmimary100:
Business Admi Nd
Public Admi HND
2019
Crown Polytechnic

You need to learn how to sell yourself my dear. Your information should have been on the original post including your skillset.

That people are going further to ask for these information is because you're a lady.

Hope you got the corrections

EreluRoz:
Being an attractive man means nothing, na your orodeko be the Koko since you like big things

My orodeko dey gallant

She still got to have a big nyash. Physical attraction is also important.

Have character, but be fine too. Both must go together. Non negotiable

Blessedarethepe:
no young person will offer to do such a job when the pay is not encouraging

That's a FG job. The security guys are paid by IPPIS just like other staff

chudyprince:
And be paid how much?

They're paid exactly as other University staff