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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by Samakus(m): 1:37pm On Aug 23, 2023
Now, I thank my mum to convincing to accept FG job when it came.

It's like she saw the future

Thank you mum

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Autos / Re: Car Lovers!,can You Help Me Choose Between These Two Cars? by Samakus(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2023
cheesy cheesy
Mcslize:


Use this take hold body: Even ex President Jonathan once trekked without shoes. How much more you! Don't let your legediBenz be a waste today. It's the oldest form of transport in the history of humanity.
Family / Re: My Wedding In Few Weeks Time Is About To Crash, Please Help Me!!! by Samakus(m): 7:46pm On Aug 22, 2023
Tomorrow, some imps will be asking you why are you not married?

To marry now no be beans. Everything is damn expensive
Romance / Re: I Can't Last For 20 Minutes In Bed. What Should I Do? by Samakus(m): 7:08pm On Aug 22, 2023
Kekeman4now:
whats the name of the supplement and ur contact,I need the supplement


Contact in my signature
Autos / Re: Car Lovers!,can You Help Me Choose Between These Two Cars? by Samakus(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2023
banjicom:


Age is just a Number, at 90 years you can still buy a car if you are still alive. Buying a car is just a waste of time that is why God has given you your two legs remember it doesnโ€™t use petrol. Even the almighty Jesus rode on a donkey into Jerusalem, where he was met by cheering crowds how much more an ordinary human like you. Let Jesus be your mentor!

I hope i have been able to motivate you today cheesy


Come and make it let me see wink

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Autos / Re: Car Lovers!,can You Help Me Choose Between These Two Cars? by Samakus(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2023
18 year old is pricing car. And here I am undecided


Motivational speakers, what do you have to tell me?

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Romance / Re: How I Met My Girlfriend by Samakus(m): 6:33am On Aug 20, 2023
Men love fleshy girls. That I can tell you

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Samakus(m): 6:29am On Aug 20, 2023
Your story is captivating.

I will be here no matter what

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Romance / Re: Another Shop Rite Marriage Proposal Ends Up In Blood & Shattered Windscreen by Samakus(m): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2023
Short women na time bomb. The way I dey dodge them ehn.

The guy na mumu sha
Romance / Re: Being 30 And Single Lady, How Do You Cope With Pressures From The Society? by Samakus(m): 6:30pm On Aug 18, 2023
Men will always go for younger women. It's natural

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Culture / Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by Samakus(m): 8:18am On Aug 18, 2023
Ilorin! Once an ancient city populated and laid claim by Yorubas.

Now, this beautiful city is almost conquered by the Fulani marauders.


Such a shame to our Yoruba brothers. How could you allow an outsider to come in and conquer you?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Samakus(m): 3:30pm On Aug 17, 2023
I will never take new monikers serious no matter how sad their stories are.

90% of Nairalanders won't take you serious too.

Mention your old moniker. What are you hiding?

I don't wish it but if anything will make me ask for help from people I don't know, I will come out clean. I will post with this moniker. Na help I dey find, I no thief


Come out plain if you truly need help. Mention your old moniker if you have nothing to hide. Until then, let's follow you and be catching cruise

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Nairaland / General / Dear Youtubers, Pls Shut The F*** Up by Samakus(m): 6:34am On Aug 17, 2023
There's an increasing trend of Youtubers always talking and commenting while posting a youtube video.

It is ANNOYING. Allow the video play in peace and save us the ignominy of listening to your wack, IQ-sapping, local-tongued vocal description of the content of the video.

We're not there to listen to your commentries. Pls stop

T for thanks

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Family / Re: I Am Not Marrying Again, She Sleeps With Other Men - Anambra Man by Samakus(m): 2:55am On Aug 15, 2023
You can't keep a hoe loyal but make sure that you have a working dick.

That way, you would have satisfied your conscience that her whoring was not because you didn't/couldn't satisfy her.
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: It Will Be An Indefinite Nationwide Strike Without Notice - Ajaero by Samakus(m): 4:49pm On Aug 14, 2023
We await.

Tinubu need to feel some pressures after some anti-people policies that he has implemented

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Autos / Re: 2019 Model Range R9ver Velar P300- Dynamics.. Fullest Option by Samakus(m): 3:49pm On Aug 14, 2023
Money!!!!

Can you pls come?

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Set To Become Highest Paid Player In Napoli With New Contract by Samakus(m): 7:01am On Aug 14, 2023
Ade3131:


If he repeats the heroic performance of last season or even improves on it, Madrid will come in for him.

Madrid is buying Mbappe.

Nobody will trigger that Osimhen release clause in Europe. Maybe Saudis will come in

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Set To Become Highest Paid Player In Napoli With New Contract by Samakus(m): 6:42am On Aug 14, 2023
Nobody will pay 150m Euros for Osimhen
Politics / Re: DSS Does Not Disobey Court Orders - Dr Peter Afunanya by Samakus(m): 9:31am On Aug 09, 2023
How do you detain someone without tryihom in court when judgement has not been passed on him?

What explanation can they give concerning Nnamdi Kanu? He's not going to court anymore but he's still detained for months

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Coup: US Envoy Holds 'difficult' Talks With Junta, BBC NEWS by Samakus(m): 3:40am On Aug 08, 2023
That boy no send anybody papa. If u like, hold talks for hours, he's not ready to relinquish what he struggled so hard to seize.

The fact that a good number of the populace are happy with the coup tells you all you need to know about how low a bar the ousted President set the economy

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Politics / Re: Why Would A 1st Class Graduate Be Afraid Of His Academic Record? by Samakus(m): 2:17am On Aug 08, 2023
AmotekunSW:


If Obi had included them in his documents to INEC, he would have been given the disgrace of his life by INEC. However, since his trademark cowardice made him not to include it, he will get his disgrace straight from the judiciary.

grin cheesy cheesy

Obi no be anybody mate. Man's too clean. I have seen Obi's transcript. Man was always threading cautiously. I believe he knew right from his University days that he will contest elective post someday and lived a pious life

MEANWHILE, LET'S HELP YOU GET YOUR UNN TRANSCRIPT. CHAT US ON WHATSAPP. NUMBER IN DM

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Politics / Re: Why Would A 1st Class Graduate Be Afraid Of His Academic Record? by Samakus(m): 2:11am On Aug 08, 2023
AmotekunSW:


The Agulu Antichrist claimed to have a Degree in philosophy. Have you ever seen any his classmates?

He used 10 years to study a 4-Year course. The University certificate he presented was signed on a Sunday.

Oya, present your qualifications for Presidential election, he used GCE. Why didn't he use his University certificate?

Even the GCE, if you see the result. grin

Na wetin una discuss for WhatsApp group be this?
Politics / Re: From Chi-Town Bagman To ECOWAS Chair: Meet The Man Man Who Wants To Invade Niger by Samakus(m): 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2023
Omo, Tinubu bad pass Escobar. What is this?
Romance / Re: Problem Started When My Wife Had Orgasm For The First Time In Her Life by Samakus(m): 6:50pm On Aug 07, 2023
securitywatch50:
My brother don't kill yourself on a hole without end.
Do the one you can and leave the rest, else you go and another continues from were you stopped, life goes on.


One minute man don drop quote cheesy

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Romance / Re: Dating Older Women VS Dating Young Girls by Samakus(m): 1:32pm On Aug 03, 2023
kevwemike:
bros abeg post that ur babe number I wan ask her something.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I should post my wife's number? undecided

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Romance / Re: Dating Older Women VS Dating Young Girls by Samakus(m): 1:31pm On Aug 03, 2023
SeaTrade:
I'd say you can date anyone irrespective of age.
There's some perks that comes with women in some certain age bracket(30+) like:
Well poised,eloquent,well exposed and have a good head above their shoulders.
Better dress sense and overall hygiene.
Better circles of operation and cliques.
Can take care of themselves and a lot of them might be richer than the average joe and unapproachable to them,reason most guys are screaming here.
Clearcut path etc...
Demerits:
There's somethings that money and a good life can't hide or change,like;
Sex is mostly wack and devoid of truth,pretence choke and borehole dey sure except in rare cases.
Ageing .You start seeing horrible things on their bodies like varicose on green vein on their thighs,saggy skin and oh the boobs are definitely gone.
Baggage ,like a barrage of exes and carryover multiple personas out of different wicked experiences .
Loss of innocence and femininity, that genuine feminine feeling of your woman looking up to you?forget it!Unless you dey play at BOSS LEVEL.
Strong will and more prone to cheating.etc...
Will I marry an older woman?NO.But they're not totally bad,especially as they can be used as stepping stones to progress for guys yet to find their feet.
But for made men?I'd personally advise younger girls,24 and below.
Drops mic

Na man you be.

Apt analysis.

Everybody should choose their poison.

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Romance / Re: Dating Older Women VS Dating Young Girls by Samakus(m): 1:28pm On Aug 03, 2023
easytig:
Gbam,gbammer ,gbammest ,no silly entitlement mentality like those silly under 24 chics,on the contrary the older ladies most times assist with their connections to the benefit of the man.been lucky twice in this regard,I got my first job through the elder sister of my then older girlfriend.

Just say you're looking for gold to dig brah.

Older women can never be sweeter than younger ones. Even biology supports me.

Men will always go for younger women. Even those that married older women for gold will still be chasing younger ones around. E get why

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