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Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Samakus(m): 6:52am On Jun 26, 2023
nedekid:

As in how?

You don't gerrit? Then forget about it
Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Samakus(m): 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2023
This tariff hike will favour me and my family undecided

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Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 8:16pm On Jun 25, 2023
kyber:



Wow
That new

Please explain better

Any man wry no dey last, still dey do missionary wan enter depression be that. Use cowgirl to regain your longlastingness, then you can resume missionary
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 8:13pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ebymyk:
thank you, you sabi the code 😂..


Lol. Any man wry no dey last, still dey do missionary wan enter depression be that. Use cowgirl to regain your longlastingness, then you can resume missionary
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 2:26pm On Jun 24, 2023
Don't do missionary. Let the girl ride via cowgirl.

After you have started lasting, you can start doing missionary

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Romance / Re: I Wish I Had A Big Dick by Samakus(m): 2:22pm On Jun 24, 2023
You're probably very short.

Cos normally, guys with average height have dick long enough to satisfy a woman. I no even wan talk about tall guys like me
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Being Measured By His Tailor For Another Black Suit(photo) by Samakus(m): 7:06pm On Jun 20, 2023
ba7man:
Obi is obviously a miser.

How can the man making clothes of a Presidential aspirant look like this and he's happy to post the pix??

It's almost as if people hardly experience any life uplifting experience around him.

All the people that took pics with Tinubu that had long necks in the past have all gone ahead to be great in their endeavours.

Nobody has undergone that kind of transformation around Peter Obi except the few later convicted for fraud or drugs.

Obi loves wealth with enterprise.

Like my people will always say.. the easiest way to know who is a miser or not is to look at his wife.

Does Obi's wife look like the wife of a miser to you?
Family / Re: A Friend Of Mine Denied His Mother In Front Of His Friends Cause Of Shame by Samakus(m): 1:01pm On Jun 18, 2023
And you're friend to such a wasted sperms?

Use your head before I knack you 2 by 2

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Romance / Re: Palmpay Is Threatening My Life Because Of A Loan by Samakus(m): 7:31am On Jun 15, 2023
You're a chronic bettor.

How wont you be in debt

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Education / Re: Maduka University Receives Its Operating License From NUC In Abuja by Samakus(m): 4:26pm On Jun 10, 2023
Peace Mass Transit. Nice one.

Diversifying his business interests.

That his daughter looks pretty

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Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by Samakus(m): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
Let the gurl ride you. You will last longer

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Romance / Re: He Says He Can't Marry A Cheat by Samakus(m): 6:48am On Jun 07, 2023
felifeli:


And why are you reading a "frivolous thread" when you should be hustling? Or are you diddling another man's wife in hotel? You look the type. cool

Thank you for the compliment
Romance / Re: He Says He Can't Marry A Cheat by Samakus(m): 2:16am On Jun 05, 2023
2.am and you're creating a frivolous thread? Use that time to hustle brah. Don't be a sisi

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Official Portrait As President Released (Picture) by Samakus(m): 9:31am On May 27, 2023
adekolaelect:
And you must hang it . If you have any reasonable office.

I have a reasonable office but I ain't hanging that. Nah I ain't
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Official Portrait As President Released (Picture) by Samakus(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2023
Upon all the editing..

If e didn't dey, e didn't dey grin

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Education / Re: Japa: Six Key Documents You Must Have For Your M.sc In US by Samakus(m): 5:06pm On May 25, 2023
UNN TRANSCRIPT DELIVERED TO YOU IN ONE WEEK.

MY CONTACT IN MY SIGNATURE
Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by Samakus(m): 3:40am On May 24, 2023
Queendera:
There's always a sucker somewhere ready to worship her. So whether you forget her past or not, she'll always get someone.

Maybe not you. Maybe not your brother or father or uncle but someone is always ready


The hard, black lies that women tell themselves. Yet, there are so many unmarried, sad women littered all over the place

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Politics / Re: Moment Peter Obi Lands In Dele Momodu's London House, As He Celebrates His B-day by Samakus(m): 6:43am On May 17, 2023
Ok.. Peter Obi can't go to UK. Tinubu can't go to US.


Peter Obi has gone to UK.

Over to you Tinubu
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Want Me To Place Her On Weekly Salary by Samakus(m): 7:14am On May 10, 2023
Nothing to advice this kind of guy cos he will still mumu las las.

Allow him go ahead and get burnt. Experience is the best teacher
Travel / Re: Alex Otti Tours Port Harcourt Road, Aba With Julius Berger (Photos) by Samakus(m): 10:58am On Apr 27, 2023
post=122775553:

Ngige is a short man and did wonders when he was governor of Anambra State

And now he's peppering University staff. Go and verify cheesy

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Food / Re: Order Your Food Stuffs And Provisions With Official VTRX by Samakus(m): 6:45pm On Apr 22, 2023
OfficialVTRX:
if you be the first to testify, is it a bad thing?

Let me gather morale
Food / Re: Order Your Food Stuffs And Provisions With Official VTRX by Samakus(m): 5:55pm On Apr 22, 2023
OfficialVTRX:
it will soon start coming in.

We await...
Family / Re: Which Drugs Can I Use To Gain Fat Cheeks After Xasten Destroyed Me by Samakus(m): 5:55pm On Apr 22, 2023
And here I am, adding weight for no reason


Inside life

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Food / Re: Order Your Food Stuffs And Provisions With Official VTRX by Samakus(m): 5:49pm On Apr 22, 2023
We need testimonies
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by Samakus(m): 5:23pm On Apr 22, 2023
chrisifeanyi:
Have you all abandoned this thread?

Salary days haven't reached
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Samakus(m): 11:40am On Apr 21, 2023
Hudson777:
This is confirmed and verified,marketcap is just over a million.....get in before it’s too late,DYOR

CA pls
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Samakus(m): 11:40am On Apr 21, 2023
BYBIT allowlist UID, you can check yours here

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Bybit Sui ByStarter is live

Now you can commit your USDT

Answer :
1. A
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3. Yes

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Go to bybit and commit your Usdt right now if you’re on The allowlist
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Samakus(m): 10:23am On Apr 21, 2023
seunmsg:


Congratulations. I guess I’m not lucky.

Only Bybit has been sent. OKX and Kucoin still to come
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Samakus(m): 7:23am On Apr 21, 2023
Check your mails if you registered for SUI IEO

LFG

Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Weds 70-Year-Old White Woman by Samakus(m): 6:55pm On Apr 19, 2023
pansophist:
Survival is the strongest force on earth. If you think you can't stoop so low, your survival is not under threat yet.

Happy married life bro. I understand.

I wish I can frame this quote and hang on my wall.

You're goated nnaoo

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