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Sports / Re: N'golo Kante Buys Belgian Football Club Just Days After Joining Al-ittihad by Samakus(m): 4:22pm On Jun 29, 2023
Kante-chukwu
Health / Re: The Best Age For Women To Have A Baby REVEALED by Samakus(m): 3:01pm On Jun 28, 2023
Piece of crap

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Car Talk / Re: Sold by Samakus(m): 10:21pm On Jun 27, 2023
Smartguyboy:


Lol
Someone want to pay 6.7m tomorrow
No be everybody Dey suffer Tinubu govt will favor some family.

As e take favour sotee you contemplate selling your car

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Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 10:09pm On Jun 27, 2023
Nononsense247:

Thunder ooo... Kill all Tinubus Enemy

Now, run along bro. You have been freely entertained
Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 8:55pm On Jun 27, 2023
Nononsense247:

If you want the country to fail because Obi is not there ... Na thunder go strike you

Thunder manufacturer... oshe
Politics / Re: Where Is NLC And TUC, things are getting out of hand by Samakus(m): 6:49am On Jun 27, 2023
This NUC and TUC will favour me and mine undecided



Mad people. Hand to touch everybody
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What A Man That Earns 100k+ Told Me When I Wanted To Borrow N500 From Him by Samakus(m): 6:45am On Jun 27, 2023
Hope he isn't supporting the same party that impoverished him due to tribalism...

Cos that their prayer of "this subsidy removal will favour me and my family " is obviously not working

All of us go get sense by fire by force

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Renames Airports After Buhari, Usman Dan Fodio, Awolowo, Others by Samakus(m): 2:46pm On Jun 26, 2023
This renaming will favour me and mine grin
Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 2:41pm On Jun 26, 2023
Nononsense247:

Shutup ... Those that wish and wants Tinubu to fail are enemies of this country ... Premature death shall locate them ..

Giver of premature death, weldone o cheesy

Premature death inventor grin
Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 2:40pm On Jun 26, 2023
Nice2023:




Don't go and work.

Show me one man who didn't work before he became rich.

Religion has affected u guys that when u are supposed to take actions,u are busy praying.



You obviously suck at understanding sarcasm
Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 2:40pm On Jun 26, 2023
darealez:


Lol! You and your family, just like every other Nigerian will survive. Nothing is favorable in price escalation.. Not even to Dangote.

grin
Autos / Re: Naira Devaluation Pushes Up Vehicles Duties By 40% by Samakus(m): 6:58am On Jun 26, 2023
This Customs raise of exchange rate from N422/$ to N589/$ will favour me and my family cheesy

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Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Samakus(m): 6:52am On Jun 26, 2023
nedekid:

As in how?

You don't gerrit? Then forget about it
Politics / Re: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Samakus(m): 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2023
This tariff hike will favour me and my family undecided

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Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 8:16pm On Jun 25, 2023
kyber:



Wow
That new

Please explain better

Any man wry no dey last, still dey do missionary wan enter depression be that. Use cowgirl to regain your longlastingness, then you can resume missionary
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 8:13pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ebymyk:
thank you, you sabi the code 😂..


Lol. Any man wry no dey last, still dey do missionary wan enter depression be that. Use cowgirl to regain your longlastingness, then you can resume missionary
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Samakus(m): 2:26pm On Jun 24, 2023
Don't do missionary. Let the girl ride via cowgirl.

After you have started lasting, you can start doing missionary

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Romance / Re: I Wish I Had A Big Dick by Samakus(m): 2:22pm On Jun 24, 2023
You're probably very short.

Cos normally, guys with average height have dick long enough to satisfy a woman. I no even wan talk about tall guys like me
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Being Measured By His Tailor For Another Black Suit(photo) by Samakus(m): 7:06pm On Jun 20, 2023
ba7man:
Obi is obviously a miser.

How can the man making clothes of a Presidential aspirant look like this and he's happy to post the pix??

It's almost as if people hardly experience any life uplifting experience around him.

All the people that took pics with Tinubu that had long necks in the past have all gone ahead to be great in their endeavours.

Nobody has undergone that kind of transformation around Peter Obi except the few later convicted for fraud or drugs.

Obi loves wealth with enterprise.

Like my people will always say.. the easiest way to know who is a miser or not is to look at his wife.

Does Obi's wife look like the wife of a miser to you?
Family / Re: A Friend Of Mine Denied His Mother In Front Of His Friends Cause Of Shame by Samakus(m): 1:01pm On Jun 18, 2023
And you're friend to such a wasted sperms?

Use your head before I knack you 2 by 2

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Romance / Re: Palmpay Is Threatening My Life Because Of A Loan by Samakus(m): 7:31am On Jun 15, 2023
You're a chronic bettor.

How wont you be in debt

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Education / Re: Maduka University Receives Its Operating License From NUC In Abuja by Samakus(m): 4:26pm On Jun 10, 2023
Peace Mass Transit. Nice one.

Diversifying his business interests.

That his daughter looks pretty

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Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by Samakus(m): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
Let the gurl ride you. You will last longer

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Romance / Re: He Says He Can't Marry A Cheat by Samakus(m): 6:48am On Jun 07, 2023
felifeli:


And why are you reading a "frivolous thread" when you should be hustling? Or are you diddling another man's wife in hotel? You look the type. cool

Thank you for the compliment
Romance / Re: He Says He Can't Marry A Cheat by Samakus(m): 2:16am On Jun 05, 2023
2.am and you're creating a frivolous thread? Use that time to hustle brah. Don't be a sisi

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Official Portrait As President Released (Picture) by Samakus(m): 9:31am On May 27, 2023
adekolaelect:
And you must hang it . If you have any reasonable office.

I have a reasonable office but I ain't hanging that. Nah I ain't
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Official Portrait As President Released (Picture) by Samakus(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2023
Upon all the editing..

If e didn't dey, e didn't dey grin

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Education / Re: Japa: Six Key Documents You Must Have For Your M.sc In US by Samakus(m): 5:06pm On May 25, 2023
UNN TRANSCRIPT DELIVERED TO YOU IN ONE WEEK.

MY CONTACT IN MY SIGNATURE
Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by Samakus(m): 3:40am On May 24, 2023
Queendera:
There's always a sucker somewhere ready to worship her. So whether you forget her past or not, she'll always get someone.

Maybe not you. Maybe not your brother or father or uncle but someone is always ready


The hard, black lies that women tell themselves. Yet, there are so many unmarried, sad women littered all over the place

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Politics / Re: Moment Peter Obi Lands In Dele Momodu's London House, As He Celebrates His B-day by Samakus(m): 6:43am On May 17, 2023
Ok.. Peter Obi can't go to UK. Tinubu can't go to US.


Peter Obi has gone to UK.

Over to you Tinubu

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