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Education / Re: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by SamanN: 8:24am On Feb 21, 2018
dolapo74:
the energy in one lift is mgh=60*10*2=1200J
To use up 8*10"6J of energy then he has to lift it 8*10'6/1200=6.7 *10'8 times
the answer is B


Quick glance at this, i don't think you got it right at the latter stage.
Education / Is There Any App That Writes Out The Oral Form Of A Word? by SamanN: 4:58pm On Jan 24, 2018
It's needed urgently please, be it a Dictionary or whatever. So far, it's useful offline.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:20am On Jan 24, 2018
Optimist1998:
Lol
Due to the nature of my account, there are some things I can't say. By the way, I sent you a mail cool

Seen.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 7:24am On Jan 24, 2018
Optimist1998:
Hi SamanN.

It'll be a risky move forfeiting your admission and applying for jamb especially if you haven't been preparing, as Donpre said, try to get more information about OAU's transfer process. There's no harm in getting acquainted with A level materials at the University while you're preparing for jamb. It's actually a boost.



Thanks boss, I'll sure accept the course and get another UTME form. However, don't know why you remain lip sealed about yourself, i (we) do not know how far with you.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
Donpre:
Sori dis is coming late, i'm in a kinda 'chinko' situatn ryt nw. I gotta say that it is a sad turn out of events. i expected to celebrate u as u did me, but never d less, i believe tins happen 4 a reason... i could nt research abt oau transfers due to d above mentiond but its just wat chukwukapromise has said with a little variatn. you should inquire into specifics tho 4rm pharm students who were successful... with utme reg ending in 2wks and d exam in a month, throwin an admisn away is way too risky. i would advise u hold on to chem and still reg 4 utme... i expect u'd hold strong and see this as a platform to a greater height nt a setbck, that u'd smash their exams nd show dem who's boss. i'm really hoping tins work out 4 u pal.


Thanks boss. I'd take up the challenge.

PS: It's usual of you typing this way.
No one has heard about optimist1998.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:12am On Jan 23, 2018
chukwukapromise:


Admission?! Admission?!....

Tis been Brick by brick!... I tried reaching for The Exosphere, But could'nt Get out from the gravitional singularity..Just Saw my name Today, On Uniport last list!...very funny As I Was told to catenate with A Certain Miss Animal and environmental biology..Still amuses me...But nonetheless Absu Had Already taken me in For medical laboratory science, But I refuse to take them to...still cogitating on that!...But as of now, It's to get A UTME form And Look at my Previous year to Grade higher than it..Probably With 3/4 of the total obtainable mark, I'll get to be clothed with white robe....


Hope u dont mind my encryptional way of talking?

Why not go for the course just to while away time? Hopefully you get to reach your dream.
I really like it encrypted.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:57am On Jan 23, 2018
chukwukapromise:
Greeting SamanN,..So Glad That The Huffs And puffs of Admission Did'nt leave you Wanting!...Maybe not Those Drug dealers course, but As They Say in one part of nigeria "Admission is Admission"..

Fresh medic Donpre will be most suitable To dispatch feasibility studies to your Plight, As he has once trodden on that lane.

But if am to be disrespectful and comment before the Highlanders does, what i may likely say would be

"Industrial chemistry to the best of my knowledge is A Physical science course belonging to The Faculty of physical science,..And Pharmacy on the other path belong to the Faculty Of Med/pharm/health science(Depending on whateva An institution decides putting it into)....The relativity of The Two faculties Is greater than zero but less than one."

"Colonies of students Admitted into Their Non-prefered choice of course also have The Eternal motive of Faculty, or departmental switch, Meaning u Are NOT alone"

"This now result to A Fiasco of Competition"

"For Every competition There is A Winner And A loser, The proportion of winners to losers, Is Always represented as A proper fraction, with d numerator less,."

"If the competition is Fair, Then A RULE must Keep the fairness at Equilubrum"

"In this Case, The RULES, regulate the minimum GPA Attainable for consideration, The Maximum number of student Allowed to switch , The Catchment courses from where to Switch, And The Endorsement for a switch."

"ENDORSMENT!: This Is the Daredevil most people have no knowledge abt(well u cant blame them, it a devil as it is nomenclated, and D Devil Always is not visible to d eye.).. If U Satisfy And pacify all necessity for A switch, And U Have no Endorsment, You've just sucessfully builded A house With Sand in place of brick."

"Endorsment entails The HOD of Your Department/faculty, Is Willing to let you go Away from his department/falculty, And The HOD of The Other Department/falculty is Willing to Accept you into his department/falculty"

"If One party Gives the Go ahead, And the other Does'nt, You get Yourself stuck on the top of the fence."

"But, But, I have A GPA of 5.0, Pls Mr HOD let me go,...."

"Sorry LAD, We dont Give Away our best brains...Except he uses his brains to Get himself out(He's talking about that Note you got in your pocket)

After satisfying the Head, The Tail comes next..

"....I told you Already, Our Department, has Exceeded It Carrying capacity, Thus We have No space left for Additional unit, Except u Are willing to take Blames When we get De-Accredited by The NUC"..


Not Necessary meaning These are the Sequence the story goes, but It A Photoframe of The Vissisitude of "How Feasible A Departmental Transfer Is In Nigeria universities"....

It does sound EASY when cogitated upon
It does Sound EASY when being told about
It does sound EASY when Written on paper
But it not all that EASY when Exprienced..


To be on the WISE side means "Take the course, Take Jamb form, And Titrate your hopes on both"

To be on the EXPENDITURE side "Let this go, Take Utme exams, With rage in your eyes, And Your dream outside your eyes, Beat d Exam small And Come out with an outstanding results, And have the goal of (IF IT IS NOT IT, THEN IT IS NOT IT)..

But As Quote by Micheal jackson "Remeber to always think Twice".


Wow! This is priceless, i think having an alternative is better. I really appreciate this piece.

OT: What's up with your admission, boss?.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:12am On Jan 22, 2018
Boss men! I wasn't able to get my preffered course (pharmacy) but I've been offered industrial chemistry.

How feasible is changing course after my first year, the requirements and all, in OAU. Should i write another Utme?

Cc: Donpre, Optimist1998, chukwukapromise, castrokiller & felix00. Anyone who could give advice on what next to do. Thank you.
Education / Arrrggghhhh! Spot The Differences?! by SamanN: 3:19pm On Dec 04, 2017
Undercover, spy & a mole. Can anyone differenciate these?
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:32am On Dec 04, 2017
Is it only me or some other people here do not know about Castrokiller
Romance / Re: The Finest Dude On Nairaland, Post Your Picture Here by SamanN: 5:21pm On Dec 03, 2017
lefulefu:
bro u say u couldn't upload the pix on the search bar? U will click on the image option on the top part of the screen on the Google page.when u do dat a searchbar will open.d pix u tryin to search u upload it to this searchbar and it will take u to who really owns the pix.i think it only works on a laptop cos when i used my fone i couldn't see d option but with my laptop it worked.are u using a phone or laptop?

Thanks. I'm using a phone.

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Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2017
Donpre:

seriously? LOl... you shouldn't take things like those to heart. I clearly stated that it was "hearsay"

I believe you have done inquires about that your issue from your school.

Yeah.. They all agreed to affidavit, tho few disagreed. And that's making me tensed.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:22pm On Dec 01, 2017
Donpre:

Only Uniport from what I hear. Other schools usually do accept affidavit

You were very close to killing me, you want me to die of depression? I've not been myself since i saw that. What a relief!
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:08am On Dec 01, 2017
Donpre:

I'm guessing you are not among the "some" else we would have heard goodnews. I'm still hoping things works out for you


From what I hear they are quite strict. I'm led to believe the university doesn't accept affidavit for certificates.

The "some" were those that Met the merit requirements.

You mean all universities Admission officers don't accept affidavit for Admission?
Romance / Re: The Finest Dude On Nairaland, Post Your Picture Here by SamanN: 2:58pm On Nov 30, 2017
lefulefu:
click on Google search image then upload the pix u want to search onto the search bar.it will take u to the real owner of the pix if its a stolen one.its dat simple.

Boss, I'm having issues uploading the picture on the search bar, will it be in some sort of codes or what?
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 2:49pm On Nov 30, 2017
Donpre:

Nice... What about you Samann, when is yours dropping?

OAU haven't released a list, some have been offered admission on CAPS.

Donpre:

Haven't started yet but the scenario is hectic considering lectures are already starting


I only want to know how strict the Admission officers are.

Optimist1998:
Lol

Affirmative Sir!

Go ahead, give the full gist. I only got a hint.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2017
Donpre:
Thanks man... I could do with some wait tho. My crazy azz school is beginning lectures in 11 days and I'm unprepared as hell


Have you undergone the clearance process, what does the scenario look like?
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 12:26pm On Nov 29, 2017
Waiting for optimist1998, guess he has a gist for us.
Romance / Re: The Finest Dude On Nairaland, Post Your Picture Here by SamanN: 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2017
lefulefu:
click on Google search image then upload the pix u want to search onto the search bar.it will take u to the real owner of the pix if its a stolen one.its dat simple.

Thanks boss, i'd try it instanta.
Romance / Re: The Finest Dude On Nairaland, Post Your Picture Here by SamanN: 10:10am On Nov 23, 2017
lefulefu:
i don already see the IG link.i just did a Google image search with d piccheesy.but even without doin dat u go know na fakecheesy.anyway d hustle is realcheesy.

Hi boss, how do i go about the google picture search? A reply from you will be very invaluable.
Education / Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:27am On Nov 16, 2017
Donpre:
Somehow I've always been behind felix00. First it was in UTME score and now in admissions.... Say hello to Uniport's newest Med studentgrin

SamanN or optimist1998 I wonder who comes next

I'm next on line of course... Hahaha. Congrat bro. I want to have those feelings as yours.


PS: You didn't tell this on time, i knew when you confirmed it but you left it Cool. I was about vexing for you, thank your stars.
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by SamanN: 8:44pm On Nov 12, 2017
Drguzzykola:



hmm, this is nairaland, not clinic.
but anyway since u want a say from a med STUDENT and not a doctor.. oya ..

increase heart beat is normal after vigorous exercise
sound too tend to increase it pitch than the normal resting state..


but ur sudden notice of sound for the past 2 yrs means ure hearing the unusual one( strange), abnormal

abnormal heart sound are called Cardiac/heart murmur usually heard with stethoscope along with the normal heart sound..

Murmur has there own sound as regard their type of causes.
Ur doctor will tell u d cause base on the type of sound heard or rather base on any test he conduct.


causes of cardiac bruit/murmur (I assume ure an adult)
(stenosis / incompetence of AV/semiLunar valve,
septa defect, coarctation of the aorta,, who knows, u can be Anaemic too)...


u should visit the clinic sharply bro.
U might be told to run ECG test and lot more..pls do

u stayed too long before crying out na ,
u don't need to wait so long to report this case as delay may can be ......

u said ure getting better,, just see ur doctor..

Health is wealth.

This is priceless, thanks boss.

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by SamanN: 4:58pm On Nov 12, 2017
SamanN:
Medics in the house...
I noticed in past less than 2 years, whenever i exercise my body; let's say running for instance.
On finishing the session I feel my heart beat vigorously even to my hearing, i also feel dizzy a little bit. What could be the cause? What food to take and food not to take, drugs etc..


PS: I've started feeling better these days.

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by SamanN: 6:43am On Nov 11, 2017
Medics in the house...
I noticed in past less than 2 years, whenever i exercise my body; let's say running for instance.
On finishing the session I feel my heart beat vigorously even to my hearing, i also feel dizzy a little bit. What could be the cause? What food to take and food not to take, drugs etc..


PS: I've started feeling better these days.
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 8:41pm On Nov 10, 2017
Donpre:
The silence is quite worrisome, but it is better than releasing the list only to withdraw it few days later, UNILAG comes to mind. You gotta wait it out bro... And caps works, you should check yours, maybe OAU already sent Jamb the list

OAU 's Admission portal isn't accessible, coupled with this CAPS ish. Imagine CAPS offering someone with 213 admission for pharmacy.
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 8:37pm On Nov 10, 2017
otokx:


As you can observe from this thread a lot of people have already accepted the offer of admission via CAPS on the JAMB website.

I'm outdated, tell me a YES or NO. I've never come across it on tabloids that uniport have posted its lists.
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 12:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
otokx:


CAPS is working for Uniport, just be patient, this is the first time of its roll out so there may be some hiccups here and there.

You mean UNIPORT has released its lists?
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 8:05am On Nov 10, 2017
sarsay:
U r an oau aspirnt... Ryt?
Yes, i am.
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 8:02am On Nov 10, 2017
Donpre:

just realised the error, thanks man.... and profile has also been updated to effect my gender. I seriously don't know why confusion about my gender keeps coming up, wouldn't wanna end up like bobriskygrin

BTW, what's on your caps page?

The silence is keeping us stranded here, my school haven't updated anything. So the CAPS isn't anything to be worried about now. Is the CAPS working for some other schools?
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 10:06pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by SamanN: 10:06pm On Nov 09, 2017
Donpre boss... Taking a glance on your signature, is it fattiest or 'fattest'?
& Are a male or a female? The way nairalanders salute you.

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