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Reeberry:
I don't do animals. Go fvck Mr Flashh. You need his dick in your life.

no you need an animal. Don't bother about my sexual apetite. I'm not sexually frustrated as you are

Acidosis:
about the face behind the moniker


Can we?

?
what are you on about?

Osyabj:
Hijab are NOT for muslim elite women, They are for kidnapped little Christian girl-children ( to hide them from their I parents looking for them like Ese), or poor muslims. Have you ever seen Aisha Buhari wearing a hijab?

I am a Buhari supporter when it comes to anti-saraki and anti-corruption. But muslim elite do not suffer in hijab under the scorching heat in the North.

exactly

The dress isn't fine at All

Why is she now covering the belle

She chop pomo privately she con dey hide am publicly

Acidosis:
Which?


Meanwhile, we need to talk o.

about?

Smh. If she knew she married an animal years back When she was dancing on her wedding day in her white gown that she is signing her death warrant she won't even go near him and maintain her single status.chaiii

Good job mods for deleting that irritants post acidosis

KanwuliaJara:
Next time I come this world, I MUST MARRY WHITE MAN!!!!!

Simple!!!!!

white men don't have big phenese like black men and don't know how to work it deeper and faster o

Them lazy for bed o

siralabai:
I can never forget the day I used Damatol as aftershave for my balls. Had to go open my ass to a full blast standing fan. Omo come see as people dey laugh for hostel that day. So embarrassing

5minsmadness:

You think its funny right

actually it is.why do you seem upset

You're not cute when you don't smile. Oya let me see your 32

uwaliya:

reli interestin

Ermm @5minsmadness please your attention is urgently needed here because I want to ask a question

IF men experience ibotan why aren't the in between of their laps black like ladies own

Thanks

Reeberry:
The words he's been using for you are actually true.

Go fvck a horse.

go fok an ape

Cry cry baby

Msheeeeeewwwww

Rada rada laro kutu kutu

Mad man married crazy woman

Be careful who you sign the dotted lines with. There are a lot of creeps and narcissists behind the 3piece suit

This story is confusing. She was supposed to appear in court but her husband got her arrested.

ARRESTED FOR WHAT?

where are the lawyers in the house. Is it legal for a police to arrest a person still standing trial?

The last time I checked I thought the law states that no police has the right to arrest a person UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY BY THE COURT OF LAW


so it's either some police men have collected bribe as usual or some lawyers are trying to get the case twisted


*sighs* see what women who marry narcistic men go through. She can't even sleep. Chaiii

God forbid evil

onatisi:
Toyin is either depressed or frustrated. She is gradually going bunkers

why una Bush like this

kinggogo:
I really dnt knw why pipu luv dis creepy creature called dog

They scare me 2 death, cn neva b around dem. Cum talkless of to dey cuddle n kiss

dogs are cute friendly and warm

Smh. Amala and goat meat with ewedu will restore your lost senses and body

Reeberry:
Why e go pain me? I think you need to be screwed by him. You need his díck in your.

I won't be surprised if both of you e-fight becomes e-toasting.

hahaha e obviously pain you no lie if not you won't lament more than the bereaved

Meanwhile carry your erectile dysfunvtioned phenese commot for my front. Who want open leg for rotten phenese

Flashh:
i am always an idiot, and just like to be an idiot around everyone

My mom is a Bîtch,because she didnt do what I asked.she came back to tell me the shameless experience she and My drunkard father had.

Codyt:
Quite a lot of things brought up...

I think we must all try/learn to be tolerative. We meet with quite a number of people in our lives....

And as for the emboldened, that's nature . Believe me I'm a champion in that *overs face*

we all know it's natural but basic etiquette and civility says if you must pass out gas do that privately or in the toilet.it's irritating farting in the presence of others Who aren't your family. It's a different thing if you're in your house besides do you expect others to be inhaling your gas

Reeberry:
You nor get wetin you wan talk, na to edit him post.

Nkita.

e pain you

You people should all get lost joor

Hormonal imbalance nko
Delayed meses
Having to be checking whether your tampon is full and needs to be changed
Menses coming at the wrong time
being honey during ovulation and you know sex during such times are the unsafest times

dimexy247:
In the words of popular highlife musician, Flavour “To be a man is not a day’s job”

And with being a man comes a few struggles, struggles that ladies sometimes cannot understand. Here are some of the struggle.

Check out the women's version here https://www.nairaland.com/3430559/11-female-struggles-girls-go#50530261

1. Morning woods
Do you wake up to morning woods that you cannot comprehend? Then, you’ll understand that this is not how you want your mornings to begin really. So it’s like “Good Morning Frank” and “Good Morning Frank’s morning wood”

this is the only one I loff.I loff morning glory like kilode.waking up to see something standing at attention ready to work

dimexy247:
8. Sitting on your testicles
If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

take aboniki or rob rub the place na

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

dimexy247:
4. Involuntary Boners
This shit is actually very annoying because they’re involuntary and always happen in the most awkward of places. You’re standing at church for ministration and next thing, your big man downstairs decides to be such a dick literally.

I remember one of my colleagues presenting A seminar paper and right in the seminar room with all our colleagues, moderator etc that Bonner just started

Chaiii it was so embarassing for him when he noticed. He became so discoordinated and uncomfortable

HE had to beg for excuse which made him re-present again


Biodunnnn.chaiii how can I ever forget that Tuesday

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

where you having an erekshon or morning glory when zipping up?

I thought the penis usually shrinks if you're doing stuffs like that