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lefulefu:don't mind the fake saints. Bunch of Pharisees |
Flashh:pele dear.make I go bring basin wey you fit cry ![]() |
ephi123:kilo n'shey eleyi ? ![]() Wetin dey do this one ![]() |
ephi123:nawa o.awon fake wannabe prudes tide o |
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Flashh:Na your mama be the yeye girl What is the big deal in what she did if not that your mind is twisted and you're lusting after the girl's a55 |
OkoYibo:abeg joor. Let us hear word.when a governor was kissing his wife in public everyone was hailing him calling him mr romantic now a wife is twerking for her husband it's now bad.bloody double standard hypocrites ![]() |
OkoYibo:on their own wedding? ![]() |
OkoYibo:is it not her husband? ![]() Is it the public that will determine what is decent or indecent for couples ![]() |
iykedare:na your mama na air head. Oniranu ![]() |
OkoYibo:gbenu soun alabosi.like say you no dey get erekshon ![]() |
What is immoral about twerking for her husband. Nigerian hypocrites have come again ![]() Would you rather strippers twerking for him ![]() |
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PrinxArthur1:Grammy OR not how many people knows kannywood and how many people know akon ![]() |
jimklef:exactly. Apart from that sef i don't know what a beautiful girl is doing in that kind of dead industry |
rumaabk:bad belle.it haf pained them die.chaiii ![]() Jealousy no good o ![]() |
I'm not really feeling the gown on her.maybe if she wore the buba and sokoto without the agbada she'll have looked better |
You didn't talk about roomates who decide to blast music without caring whether you're having a siesta,reading or just want a quiet time Talkative roomates. Roomates who bring tons of friends to the room and the friends steal your stuff Roommates friends sitting on your bed ,not only That eating on your bed and dropping left over rice on your bed Those girls that are your roommates friends sitting with their bare yash on your bed and still giving you attitude till you give them a taste of their medicine Roommates stealing your water during water scarcity Tribal roomates who bring their friends to start speaking Yoruba ignore or Hausa language and prayer warrior Roommates who had no regard for others sleeping at night and tags anyone who tells her to bring her voice down a witch the Roommate that will bring her boyfriend in the room and be having sex at night while you're asleep The night clubbers who will knock at the door at 3.30am to beg you to Open the door for them The preacher roomate preaching to you that wearing trousers will take you to hell The borrow borrow roomate.borrow maggi borrow matches borrow pot borrow slippers The pregnant roomate that will be spitting and vomiting ever where the married roommate who's husband is trying to famz you so you can help him monitor where his wife goes,which guy she talked to etc The roommate who happens to be your coursemate but will never come to class.always going for one owanmbe to the other. If it's not her mother's 50th birthday it's her friends wedding ceremony or her uncle's burial ceremony. When exam time comes which she's oblivious of until you tell her that's when she'll start panicking and be begging you to borrow her your notes or text book or explain a topic to her .if you don't cold water has started the roommate who has turned hostel to her permanent residence. 10 years she's still in school. She no wan graduate.When her mates are going for lectures she's sleeping. When she eventually wakes up in the afternoon she's watching movie or home video then in the evening she's going to her boyfriends house. You will never see her with books and if you ask her she will say that book the lecturer recommended is too expensive yet she doesn't mind buying an outfit for 15k yet a book of 2k is too expensive Roommate that is always farting fetish roomate always chanting incantations before going for runz omo mummys roommate. The mother is always coming to greet her and wait in the room if she doesn't see her and come with rice and yam. Asking you whether she's not following boys as if you came to school to monitor her movements The one with boyfriend drama. The boy will come to the room to wait for her whether he'll catch her with another man The one the dad will call on phone from 4am to 7am to reign prayers and sermons for The one that will call home if she needs any single thing.the father will now send the driver to drive all the way from Lagos to the east to bring bucket or sanitary pad onions and kellogs cornflakes for her and beg her to stay away from boys and go to only church or mosque The weird dresser The one who borrows money to do the latest hair or buy the latest clothes the one that has all the provisions and very fashionable.she will bring everything to the hostel including what is not necessary the weed smoker who's a cultist girlfriend always fond of dressing anyhow and behaving anyhow.anyone that dares talks to her for smoking weed in the room is in trouble the one who every man wants to sleep with the hottest roomate the nerd/bookworm roommate the local and razz roommate the fake Behind wannabes always clinching to sophisticated girls and turn themselves to their errand girl just to belong and to be seen with them the naturally sophisticated and posh girl the village girl the one that will be doing iya oko mi iyawo mi bullsht when the man in question knows who he wants or who he's dating. The roommate will be carrying cooked food for her imaginary supposed sister inlaw the one with possessive husband that comes almost every weekend and begins to watch the wife's roomate to make his own personal judgment of her whether she's not a runz girl and always looking at the roomate such that she'll begin to feel uncomfortable The roomate always famzing lecturer, going to the staff quarters to help lecturers wife wash plates so she can be in the good book of lecturer the roomate that came to school to sell recharge card,egg,indomie, going from room to room selling clothes and in the process attracting people you're not even intrested in seeing OR taking with asking for your roommate and if you say she's not around they want to start a conversation with you the roommate always forming attitude and lying till she's disgraced I had a friend sef way back in school who was jisting me about her roommate who brought ijabe to school and was using it to do ewedu.the girl Will be eating fufu and ewedu at 11.30pm |
porshuch:don't MIND it.It's its ego talking ![]() I don't understand why a human being you have no personal contacts with will be so full of hatred for another per son simply because she dared to achieve her dreams |
GentleYoung:you and that scholar ![]() See as e pain am ![]() Chaiii ![]() That retarded scholar must be wetting his pillow with tears ![]() |
Efemena, kanwuliaextra,cococandy and co come and see what I'm seeing ![]() |
Smh |
Mikolo mikolo ![]() |
Wetin consain una.una no go face una lives |
Good for them and na them wey no get basic civility. They go just dey talk to people anyhow like say na them own Nigeria |
Why body dey pepper all this ones.is it your hymen? ![]() If e pain you go buy hymen and sell na ![]() The girl NO wan do osho free or dash am for fok boys why una con dey lament ![]() |
![]() Everyone Sha dey find means to gather Xmas money to flex ![]() No wonder I was passing By one of the most popular and notorious electronic market in Lagos and the traders placed security dogs in each station ![]() I just laughed in my mind because this days as people one make money By hook or by crook ,desperate times call for desperate measures ![]() |
![]() Is that so? ![]() fellis: |
walcruise:yes |
Toks2008:even ape dey advertise itself ![]() wonders shall never end ![]() Abeg I no want vomit keep your irritating picture to yourself ![]() Tall dark and handsome ko tdh ni. You wey resemble chimpanzees with rotten tiny phenese ![]() |
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.which is better? ur wife twerking for u or a bunch of club oloshos doin it 4 u on ur wedding day?


