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Arielle:

Smellymouth:
Mtcheeeewwww

Yawns!!


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lifezone247:
DINT I WARNED you to @ least complete primary 3? What type of grammar is this?

lifezone247:
Yea, you are right, the last time you saw it, it was actually little but let do it again I swear you are gonna enjoy it this time.

lifezone247:
is also a name of the longest farm tools and not as shot as a match stick is dat the size of the dick you always enjoy?

lifezone247:
ill Find a fellow _moron such as myself to fork next time okay ma? Now swerve _fucktard mummy !!!

lifezone247:
Go back to school plz who even waste time parenting you?
Too bad! Because your biatches _pussy still feels pretty wet and good to me!






Sincerely yours,

lifezone247:
I'm a deranged _sperm drinking oaf whose name is "lifezone247" but is also a "FEMALE" that _fucks fat girls with my little micro"DICK?"


I have been "shat out" by mistake instead of "being born" like other normal humans! That should be the root cause of my gender identity crisis issues!!!

lifezone247:
I'm a deranged _sperm drinking oaf whose name is "lifezone247" but is also a "FEMALE" that _fucks fat girls with my little micro"DICK?"


I have been "shat out" by mistake instead of "being born" like other normal humans! That should be the root cause of my gender identity crisis issues!!!

lifezone247:
Chai! Poor me! Imagine that ogre is my dad

Anyway while he was there dey should have also helped him operate on that his 'mouth' so that he can reduce the massive amount of balderdash it spews forth daily!
BTW that is the last hotel me and my mother visited I can only remember the cheap clothes my mom was wearing.

lifezone247:
Since my mother seem to be suffering from "a distinct lack of wits", I advised her to keep reading all my posts on this very thread! You will eventually realise how _stupid my mother is when you are done!

it is likes im searching for on nairaland? Its no wonder your parents always spit on the ground whenever I pay them a visit!


Now with no due respect, kindly get the _fuck off my mentions!

lifezone247:
Since my mother seem to be suffering from "a distinct lack of wits", I advised her to keep reading all my posts on this very thread! You will eventually realise how _stupid my mother is when you are done!

it is likes im searching for on nairaland? Its no wonder your parents always spit on the ground whenever I pay them a visit!


Now with no due respect, kindly get the _fuck off my mentions!

lifezone247:
BTW when will you be at alen roundabout again? I really enjoyed the last time, don't mind the 5k I give you, it's cos of you class

lifezone247:
Replying a ethnically confused brain dead maggot like my mother is against nairalands laws!


My mom possess the I.q of a house fly so you may not even be able to decipher the language with which I intend to use to reply you talk less of understanding my points!


Abeg mummy just kindly _fuck off my posts! My mom is nothing more than an inconsequential daft punk that requires no sort of interaction whatsoever!


Olosho rabata ni iya mi!!!

lifezone247:
From my logical thought, it is easy to see that i'm possessed. the sort of brilliance found in cursed he goats!!!
Normally I reply because my mother is a confused lazy olosho swine such as that I took after but its been a while since i decapitated _stupid, misled, _sperm drinking olosho fools like my mother



Now i'm pained And also ready to be made an example of a raving lunatic with my vapid and senseless retort to this reply I have given my Mum! And Mum will learn the meaning of a "vitriol shower"!


Hopeless descendant of a cursed demon!

lifezone247:
From my logical thought, it is easy to see that i'm possessed. the sort of brilliance found in cursed he goats!!!
Normally I reply because my mother is a confused lazy olosho swine such as that I took after but its been a while since i decapitated _stupid, misled, _sperm drinking olosho fools like my mother



Now i'm pained And also ready to be made an example of a raving lunatic with my vapid and senseless retort to this reply I have given my Mum! And Mum will learn the meaning of a "vitriol shower"! If your mother can give birth to a thing that she's supposed to have used as menstration then she deserves a rabid dog for a son


Hopeless descendant of a cursed demon!

lifezone247:
sure I'm right, Jst wait God will visit you soon even a mad man can come for you.

suzan404:
7. “You better eat now, because I’m not cooking
when we get home.”

suzan404:
1. When they tell you to dress up and you say you
don’t want to go.



Better go and wear cloth.

Bomz:
Am not saying its right to work urself up because of a man...but everyone has a reason for what ever choice or decision made/make...and dey also know what d choices dey made/make would lead to....so if dey are comfortable with d outcome of events....who am I to judge, but I knw dat no one enjoys being miserable...

lifezone247:
eyah no worry because i'm a he goat good for nothing tramp husband.

Sleekyshuga:
Would you blame her? Mbanu!! She gives him monkey in snake shadow style which Caroline may never have heard of, not to talk of practicing it with Danjuma .

The way they run to social platforms to make mockery of themselves, all in a bid to feel fly makes me believe there is something they actually smoke..

Bomz:
Fine dey see and hear d disgrace.....but there is something called emotional trauma.....fine when dey come of age den there is no excuse

Jackrich:
Well, the earlier our women accept that fact that it is culturally and well articulated in our constitution as well as acceptable for a man to wife more than one woman the better for you folks .

Some women makes life difficult for side chicks hence the bad belle .
Live and let's live but women and selfishness be like monkey and bananas.

Sleekyshuga:
Haaaah!!! Na so ?

Such guts!!
Such use of words!!
No show of shame!!
Uncouth lady!!

I dunno what all these mistresses to married men smoke, and I sincerely do not blame her .. I blame the he goat of a husband who gave her (a mere f**k mate) the freedom to hurl insults at his wife, calling her out on a social platform..

Who knows what the silly man told his mistress about his wife to have warranted such use of nasty words ?

World don spoil!!

poshestmina:
Most married men are not happily married.

Am sorry but I prefer f**king a married man than a single man

Bark as much as you can !

She shouldn't have made it public thou

cococandy:
and she's too dumb to know it