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Family › Re: Child Found Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway Presently At Ibafo Police Station (pho by SAMBARRY: 7:26am On May 05, 2015
3kay945:
I guess you're teen, when you start bearing children I hope they speak and cram your phone number by two.
Children developed at their own pace. Some might take up to 6 before they express themselves reasonably. Some are even shy of strangers. undecided
Abeg dress go joor undecided




kids develop at their own pace na im make am forget im surname.




That's the result of over yelling at your children and flogging them. They become dense frigid and shy when they should be sharp because their parents have killed their self esteem and confidence
Family › Re: My Baby Scream Surprised Us by SAMBARRY: 7:22am On May 05, 2015
Why are you people psychologically abusing the child undecided
Family › Re: Is It Ideal To Give A Bf Money?? by SAMBARRY: 6:57am On May 05, 2015
MarvellousGod:
grin grin grin grin... That means you can't help people in need? Cos a bf is just like anyone else... if she has the means, then why not? undecided
I can but I don't help lazy a55es
Family › Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by SAMBARRY: 6:50am On May 05, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Abeg, tell the OP to go and manage his own life o.
Teenage girls like his 'sis' are grand-parants in this day and age. kiss
Diarris andu are womb and toto transplans these days. . . .BLOKOSU transplant dey kpa-kpa! grin
Shiorrrrr!!!!
Lmao grin
Family › Re: Child Found Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway Presently At Ibafo Police Station (pho by SAMBARRY: 6:42am On May 05, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
I am sure when you were his age,you didn't know your name. Mtscheeew!

@post,I hope his parents are found. It is well
grin of course I knew my name. I sharp die as a kid grin



shewa for she baby grin
Family › Re: Child Found Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway Presently At Ibafo Police Station (pho by SAMBARRY: 10:11pm On May 04, 2015
The boy looks like a 4year old kid na and a 4year old kid isn't too young to express himself. You no dey see Oyinbo children of his age group. They always look so sharp and self expressive. I wonder why he dey look like dense abi them no send am go school ni?
tearoses:
He looks well fed and dressed
Hopefully his parents will come for him very soon
He probably just wandered off

Parents should teach their children their own addresses and phone numbers. Very very important.

One of the first things I taught my kids also was to be able to open the front and back door so that they can run in an emergency.
Family › Re: Child Found Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway Presently At Ibafo Police Station (pho by SAMBARRY: 10:08pm On May 04, 2015
Hiaannn I doubt the mother will be able to sleep well this night. Her home go don dey hot like bakery
Family › Re: My Mothers Ugly Wish by SAMBARRY: 10:02pm On May 04, 2015
lilmax:
i don't flow with AOOH cool
same way I suppose doesn't flow with Apes Of Olosious Hood wink
Family › Re: Destiny Or Abroad? by SAMBARRY: 9:58pm On May 04, 2015
Why you dense like this undecided



if I sell your brain e no go worth more than one hundred and fifty naira.




guy talent and hardwork dey get location barrier?
Family › Re: ... by SAMBARRY: 9:55pm On May 04, 2015
ifyalways:
Kulyie, loool. cheesy

OP, please donate your kidneys please. I've got people that would buy it, pay your folks and offer u a decent funeral in return.

Think about it and PM me.
ahen before you commit the suicy let me know so that I can come and cut the useful parts of your body that can bring in money for me eg your kidneys and phennese.ritualists will rush me sharply



.and ify why you laughing wink
Family › Re: How To Handle Arrogant Wife by SAMBARRY: 9:50pm On May 04, 2015
taryour:
Handlehuh Na object you marry abi human being?
no na door he marry
Family › Re: How To Handle Arrogant Wife by SAMBARRY: 9:49pm On May 04, 2015
undecided
Family › Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by SAMBARRY: 9:42pm On May 04, 2015
chalantmike:
xactly because i have solid info on what could go wrong and how the game is played at that age, that why i feel the need to checkmate her before for something goes wrong.
I value the fact that she told me anyway but but dey inside.
I like you for your confession so you know HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED grin

why are you now worried about what you do outside coming back intooyour own house wink
if the brothers of those you played those games on were not worried why then should you be worried. So instead of worrying about what you have little or no control over why can't you channel that same fear by buying condoms for her because at her age you have no control over who she opens her thighs to wink
so like i said earlier face your front grin
Family › Re: My Mothers Ugly Wish by SAMBARRY: 9:35pm On May 04, 2015
lilmax:
i know you are in the same league(unmarried) with the op cheesy so I understand why you are angry
and that's why I said you should solve her anger issues by marrying her wink



Shebi when you marry her her anger will disappear so put your action where your mouth is so that we will know you mean your rants tongue
Family › Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by SAMBARRY: 8:41pm On May 04, 2015
Story story. Alo Alo. grin


Like the lover boyfriend no go koshe silori sotey she go forget v.i and ajegunle. Op talk to her once and leave her to her destiny


where are these girls when you need them sef




Chillisauce

EfemenaXY

KanwuliaJara


coco candy


great god

Ewuro4

Oya o come and put mouth cheesy



ewa dasi o wink

oya
SimpleJetty:
I quite sympathise with you on this but you have to take it upon yourself to save her from this inferno she's about getting herself into.

Firstly, remind her she's in a stage of her life were her sexual urge is high and expected to be pro-active in sex related stuffs. But of course be quick to remind her the looming dangers attached to pre-marital sex. Tell her gory tales of teenagers like her who ended up spoiling their bright future on the alter of pre-marital sex and having multiple sex partners.
Take your time to analyse one after the other; Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) focusing on the Mother of them all which is HIV, unwanted pregnancies, the ugly thought of becoming a school drop out and then sticking to menial jobs to eke a living for the rest of her enemy life (not hers) and the rest.

You can remind her of where she'll be in a couple of years to come and probably paint a scenario of what the future will look like if she makes the right/wrong decision.

Finally, make out time to go on a walk with her. Take her to places like Mushin, Slumps in Ajegunle and then to places like VI which is dominated by the educated elite.

Then probably at night, take her to front of a brothel where she'll get to see girls whom have since lost touch with there destinies.

Then you let her make her choice.

The bottom line is, expose her to the dangers ahead of her and I am sure she'll make a wise decision.

Above all, put her fervently in prayers.
Family › Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by SAMBARRY: 8:35pm On May 04, 2015
Why the thing dey pepper you for body? You no dey yash another person sister? undecided

abi you never f * teenager before. Lie and quench.


Another fellow pedo dey do the same thing wey you dey do for another person sister so I will advise you to face your front as she don jasi. If you no wan get high bp before your time you better leave her to her decision abi for how long you wan dey stalk her. You're not even happy she trusted you enough to tell you. What if she didn't tell you nko?



Instead of wasting your time stalking her you better take her for hiv test and other std test.

If na your pikin nko? You Go leave your office dey stalk am about. Na hypertension go kill you grin
Family › Re: Why Is It So Difficult For Some Parent To Apologies by SAMBARRY: 8:26pm On May 04, 2015
If you're waiting for apology you will have to wait till the scientists discovers mohammeds dheek.

Nigerian men including you( as soon as you become a father) cannot say sorry because it affects their ego. So you better forget the matter and move on with your life





quote me for nonsense and run mad immediately after logging out of nl. Amin undecided
Family › Re: ... by SAMBARRY: 8:19pm On May 04, 2015
Troll you're not yet ready to die. Real suicidal people don't make threats about death. Your mates that committed suicide didn't tell anyone before swinging into action.

See as im dey threaten like say if he commit suicide I no go eat amala, ewedu and bush meat tomorrow
Family › Re: My Mothers Ugly Wish by SAMBARRY: 8:09pm On May 04, 2015
lilmax:
Go and marry grin
solve her problems by marrying her undecided

abi are you too impotent?




Is a question o before you start your usual barking undecided
Family › Re: This Marriage Don Tire O by SAMBARRY: 8:05pm On May 04, 2015
Ooo

Family › Re: This Marriage Don Tire O by SAMBARRY: 8:04pm On May 04, 2015
Ahen

Family › Re: This Marriage Don Tire O by SAMBARRY: 8:03pm On May 04, 2015
He also said

Family › Re: This Marriage Don Tire O by SAMBARRY: 8:02pm On May 04, 2015
As Tony will say. Let me even quote him sef. Na the Genesis be this o

Family › Re: Is It Ideal To Give A Bf Money?? by SAMBARRY: 7:59pm On May 04, 2015
Only if your brain is under your feet. undecided





is he not a man abi na toy boy or lazy a55 you dey friend undecided





however if you are married to him nothing wrong smiley
Family › Re: Must We Bury People With Fanfare? , Rantings allowed. by SAMBARRY: 7:55pm On May 04, 2015
Yes o we must. Reasons


1.an opportunity to show off to your friends and family how much money you can spend in a party by its elaborateness

2.if your father was a good or great father to his children no amount of money is to exorbitant to spend on his burial after all he's dead tomorrow you won't give him money so spend as much as you can spend as a sign of last respect and honour

3.an opportunity for your friends and well wishers to see that you have taste in terms of fashion and how Behind and elegant the party is



need I say more. In fact if you must borrow money borrow. Afterall Your father's burial is once in a lifetime. After that day it is over. You can't Bury him again. smiley

Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by SAMBARRY: 7:45pm On May 04, 2015
And more importantly

Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by SAMBARRY: 7:43pm On May 04, 2015
This is what you need Mr Man

Family › Re: My 6 Years Old Daughter Surprised And Humbled Me. by SAMBARRY: 7:07pm On May 04, 2015
Dyt:
Wura will do u better things
grin grin
grin grin
Family › Re: My 6 Years Old Daughter Surprised And Humbled Me. by SAMBARRY: 4:24am On May 04, 2015
grin grin generous son stingy mummy grin
Dyt:
Happy bday to her

My 2.6yr old son don't mind dashing out all his biscuits/caprisone/sweet/chinchin in short everything u give him, he must ask for his play mates
I was praying sometimes last week, I asked him sit and read ABC on his pad, after prayer I looked everywhere only to find my sweet trouble downstairs sharing caprisone shocked
I was told he put 2 in his pocket and held 2
They are 4kids that plays together
I just laughed and shook my head
Give him anything he will say, adunni, awa, Khalid or scream and throw it at me if I give just one.
angry angry

God bless and krrp them
Celebrities › Re: Kylie Jenner Pregnant With Tyga’s Baby,see How Kim Kardashian Supposedly Reacted by SAMBARRY: 4:20am On May 04, 2015
Lies
Family › Re: My 6 Years Old Daughter Surprised And Humbled Me. by SAMBARRY: 8:59pm On May 03, 2015
Sign of good training. Omo to leko to de gbeko. Great god that's an obvious sign that she's going to be one hell of a generous person and probably a philanthropist. But did you ask her what motivated her to do such. Was it her Sunday school teacher who inspired her or her class teacher. Ask questions.probe her . You never can tell where all this kids pick all these things smiley
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by SAMBARRY: 7:54pm On May 03, 2015
EfemenaXY:
Of course I luurrrvvvveeee you plenty-plenty. But you gat to put down that chicken. The whole chicken and work those muscles girl. kiss
Chaiii bet I loff shikin laps aka drum stick bet because of you I will replace it with fish wink

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