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cococandy:
no ekene Dili chukwu for here

When they start airline business I'll send it via ekene Dili chukwu air.

moluwe nko?

cococandy:
thanks.

I made them myself too. If you were close I for send one via one of these transit companies to you

send it via ekene dili chuku luxurious bus na

I remember this fela song'i no be gentu man at all, I no be gentu man at all, I BE AFRICAN MAN

Chayiiii

Ahan omalishanwa, hasampete




this your gele na die. The beads are so gorgeous. E dey do me like say my hand fit penetrate my laptop screen and pull the bead out the thing fine die African lady

cococandy:
Chai. See wahala

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You're very protective of your daughter aren't you?

I think @OP's picture doesn't match his story. This is just another one of those sensation-seeking threads.

exactly

Wura is guilty of some of this




using my cortex to paint the wall because she saw the children painting on Barney



Also going to my makeup box to use my lipstick to design all my clothes

@ brucy lucy.i like that name

KanwuliaJara:
Kanye can help Brucy-LUCY!

KanwuliaJara:
You can say that again. She nor know say she don dey old?

She-daddy "BJ" aka Bruce Jenner can help too!
Muchechecheche!!!!

Bruce is now a woman. A woman cannot impregnate another woman
That ass now made me understand why Kanye wants to die there

Since dady is West, first daughter north, second child will be south

I have no pity for mothers over indulging their sons and spoiling them rotten




next

Should a woman leave a man if he's impotent, has a match stick phenese or has no money for someone else who is not bereft of any of the above?





Answer to that will answer your own question





next

KanwuliaJara:
Road don close ni?
O ti o!

Phocking don turn heavy work ke! Chei!!!!

Kylie kardashian can help her with that




sometimes baby no 2 isn't always as easy as the first. So it's not peculiar to her alone

EfemenaXY:
I remember them all - well, except for the JET cream. I'm sure I've seen it, though never used it.

But those rubber sandals! There were one of the in-things. There was a second type of rubber sandals too that was just as popular. Came in really handy for the rainy season.

I've seen and used everything



Infact we used to sing this song for that Olympic exercise book. It had an acronym that goes like this



ede times ede remi coniya segun elere ball. Odabo odabo kayode

Pictures of the manhood that is the bone of contention or




the pictures there are not enough till I see the so called manhood

They neglected him when he was sick but I bet they'll soon be doing remembrance for him aka red carpet with all manner of masquerade looking ladies

Taylor86:
ooo no Tonto dike again


dem dey use Tonto dike cook soup?


y is she very important in nairaland

Because she's your ogas bae

The bra seun bought for tonto is fine ke

That's what happens when mothers over indulge and spoil their sons to the extent that there's no more respect reverence and boundaries for the mother.



It starts when you are still cooking and serving your 20 something and 30 something year old children like 5 year olds.




I have no pity for mothers who refused to raise men instead raised beasts. It's his mother, he can do as he likes with her . I'll have only had a problem with her death if it was his wife.



Next

KanwuliaJara here's the letter you were asking for






Oya con read am

hapiness44:
Dear Wife, I know how heartbroken you feel, but concentrate more on yourself and your kids, a stray dog will definatly find his way back home, trust me... That does not mean you should let yourself go, and stop doing the things oga fell in love with.

Dear Side chics, aka husband snatchers aka, enemies of progress, I have just one line 4 you 'what goes around surely do wat? I hope you get married someday.

Dear Hussy, hmm..every lady cannot be Kim K, c'mon, we wish we ad that killer body too. You met me when I was 20, full of life with the libido of a possessd being, 20 years later, you don't expect the same fire,'our doctors can tell you that'. we try our best to stay fit but some of us cannot just stay slim forever.. As long as we are ready to tolerate your protruded tommys, and shrinked 'juniors* (I heard it happens to you guys) please, accept us the way we are.

Speaking of the Broom they used in flogging the first wife which is on the roof top





this dude is a clown. KanwuliaJara wey you o.come and see what I'm seeing

chimkaire:
are you really asking us
Please, hands-off another man's wife, olojukokoro
And for that girl who wants more, gimme her number shapaly .
Omo iya onigbese like her
If she were to be in your wife's shoes, would she like/accept this? Abi she no see single men to cling to? I'm sure she got no work
Egbami! She had the temerity to "narrate/report"
Lemme stop here. And for the fellow "liking" every of your comment, if it were your sister (the wife) hope you find happiness in such .

buygala:
KILL YOUR WIFE AND MARRY YOUR 'FIANCEE'

When you are tired of the new wife, kill her too and marry a new one .......Continue that way until the wife is wise enough to kill you and marry another husband



Anyway...

Your religion, your polygamy, your business


But the graphic pishures I will see when your wife murders you or you murder her is definitely my Business

oloyede252:
lame line

gud nyt.

with an idiotic typist. Good morning







I know you dreamt of me



Pele tie
I kn

oloyede252:
is he your enemy?

the number you have dialled is not reachable at the moment please





TRY AGAIN LATER

luvablesam:
Babe(can I still call u DAT?) am good ooo..Bennett is a big boy now ...we now have to keep everything away from his reach...Its not easy(phew)....How is my daughter-in-law (Wura)....Help me give her kisses ooo

daughter inlaw ke?




let the girl go brez na





the same thing with wura. Because of her i remove every thing breakable. She has broken my phone screen, cups , plates etc.



of which she prefers using tumblers instead of her plastic cup because she wants to be watching the water as she's drinking it

oloyede252:
I BLAME THE
CRACK

IN YOUR

HOUSE

lame line. That's your friend's name you know

Luvable you still dey nl



kujo meta.hows bernet? he must be a big boy by now?



shey e never dey tear magazines and destroy cd discs



greet am for me o

luvablesam:
like she said 'people like her mum who were raised by a mom and a Dad would never understand what she went through growing up'

Fact is if u are gay or lesbian, u have no business raising kids as a couple. This was the same thing Dolce and Gabanna said(both being gays) and instantly they became enemies of the Lesbian and gay community in Europe n America...

No one is judging anyone,just don't circumvent nature. Period!!!!

oloyede252:
RECIEVE







SENSE

for your life. Amen



you must be one of crack head cockroaches abi?

Iya wura has to retire to bed. I've had a good time on nl




some crack heads will sleep under the bamboo tree this night with roaches, mosquitoes and rats having a field day on their body






crack head you're free to die on nl

oloyede252:
RECIEVE SENSE TO KNOW WHEN AND HOW TO TALK AND WHEN TO APPLY DISCREATION OF NOT DERAILING A POST THAT YOU DID NOT CREATE.

DONT BLAME YOU THO

YOU KNOW

....

of course you won't

Stillfire:
no make them get high bp



frustration don dey kill some crack heads as them no see any body to console them na dance remain

Rotflmao. It's funny abeg.
Unromantic - check There's always the stench of banking on se.x afterwards.
Polygamous and NOT respecting the sanctity of marriage - check
Using marriage as a license not to clean after yourself after all my wife is there - check
Engaging in all vices known to man - check
Chauvinism -: an attitude that the members of your own sex are always better than those of the opposite sex - 100000000000% check

dance away your sorrows. It's helpful as it helps exercise the brain since yours is quite lowD




crack head no see any body to console am na why e resort to dancing. No worry continue dancing to give the saw dust in your head small food

crackhaus:
Do the Carlton dance, come on now.... don't stop, do eeit....

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