₦airaland Forum

pickabeau1: Na ram u go cry as per say Na Allah
For both of us who dey rant now

I said go

The person wey dey on gen Don go sleep

Idowuogbo: Awwww....ishe ti fo mehn....Pele ti e o! Go on gen na abi TGiF no dey agenda again?

pickabeau1: Why dont u stop quoting..
U r calling n stalking me me yet trying to turn d table...

Dont quote me after this....

who is stalking who? Who's been ranting all over the place when I just turn small table, I never even turn am finish you dey cry fowl. Just go with your wahala

pickabeau1: ....
You must be feeling funky tonight

last warning picka BACK OFF.MOOOOOVVVVVEEEE IT

pickabeau1: U sef dress...

so you still dey loiter around me. You no dey hear word ni?


So sambarry is so irresistible that you find it difficult to obey simple instruction to scram

tonychristopher: Can you just go and decompose

go and rot too na

pickabeau1: Continue showing your class ...

abeg scram.is it by force to quote.BACK OFF!

tonychristopher: When I say your IQ is terribly low you think I am joking ..you have proved it

Schools are not in session

Why dont you just be in tune with current affairs

Gay

tony kiddo but I saw your mates going to school .why do you want to be a truant? Is it that someone is bullying you at your school and you are taking out your frustrations here
Pele o.olorun afun elalafia

pickabeau1: The market is booming

Yes ooo

o puleeaaaasssseee shut the fk up

faithboi: no idea...cos I've never bought....but where can I buy please?...

police station

ayobase: who is the buyer and the seller?

you figure that out

beeevan: O mean obirin yi .

PenSniper: Ah, how can you close your eyes to a good dish with sweet aroma to boot ? Even if you close your eyes, your nose will force it open.

then close ya nose too

Idowuogbo: I dey ooo....no faji tonite ni?

nepa Don spoil am o and na coogar fault
as I say make i bring out the dress wey I go wear tomorrow them take light



Since coogar don dey on my case them never bring am

Seriously



what won't i see on nl


do i even know you from adam talk less of having your number

coogar: sambarry isn't my match.
she's been on the phone in the last 30 mins begging me not to post her love letters.

moca, your village maidens showed me. i ain't going to your village again without my bible & my crucifix.

Idowuogbo: Lol...e dey your body.

hawa you

Haaaa omo yii

beeevan: Inferring ke? Please tell me what I don't know because I don't really get you there.

r231: Thats why i loff her so much

In case she doesn't get back on time......

TGIF

na only you dey chop all that fufu and soup inside fridge?


you wan die?

Go and make use of your dictionary and if you don't have dictionary go and buy

coogar: define pröstitute?

coogar: after forgiveness, your aim is to poison me? is that food NAFDAC-approved?



ok.....i will see what i can do.

the highest thing i have ever killed is fowl.how can I poison ahhuman being? Because of what. Abeg I don't have such a heart just get rid of guilty conscience [quote][/quote]

Idowuogbo: Ijogbon! Hian

who first start

coogar: i wasn't fighting. sambarry is actually my neighbour in lagos.....

any independence party around your postcode?

i forgive you for chair cover sakes

Oya take go and use it to eat rice

moca: Haba! Coogar!
Kuylie,kuli, coogar is pulling ur leg and u r falling for it. Enuf abeg

I know ojare.you sef go and drink ice water

Chair cover that raw cash is for you. Sorry I mis spelt your name

Oya o chain over where are you. I have brought ito.its cold

Ehen start from somewhere na.manage that one first. In fact you fit carry the money go change am for aboki hand in London

chaircover: I only accept ££££
coogar is the bush boy who accepts cowries

What are you waiting for. As you are sending it say if indeed it was sambarry that wrote the letter may coogar run mad.ori e ti daru.you better start showing idowu o

coogar: the love letter you sent through your baby brother is here with me. one more word from you & i will show it to idowuogwu!

Oya chair cover baby oya smell the money





Just a taste

No I'm not fighting o.infact you need to see me laughing my eyes out here





no mind that coogar boy jare he no dey take eye see woman




as per the money I will send it when you have opened the church na.you are yet to open it



I refuse to be scammed. GOD bless you

chaircover: coogar You too dey fnd trouble
Leave the girl alone jare
Go and play with sister mary abi what is that your girlfiends name.

Sambarry I think Beevan was just joking. She must have seen you both vewing a thread & was teasing you both . . . No vex abeg

This is the fun room . . .no fights.

BTW When are you sending me the money you promised me?

Roftl funny man . Just admit it and stop hiding your face in shame with bobo.i no chop that one




and yeah single motherhood is a choice the way frolicking and patronising road side prostitutes is your choice






any way coogar, final warning back off

coogar: don't mind that sambarry.....



me? toast you?
see me see allegation. where & when did this take place? you keep having all these wet dreams, are you sure you don't have a spirit-boyfriend?



are you a proud single babymama cos you choose to be or because you got dumped? i met your babyfather & he told me he kicked you out of his like polio cos you always wet the bed.

So why are you toasting me.go and meet the more prettier intelligent and sexier women. What is keeping you waiting



go and try that line for those who are suffering from laziness and dependency on a man.as per who will want a baby mamma, so you even knew I'm a proud single momma and you're toasting me . It's obvious you don't know what you want. For the last time coogar or whatever you call yourself clearat of my front. Your customers are in cocaine avenue waiting for you. Stop harassing me. BE WARNED! BACK OFF!

coogar: women better than you, more educated than you, more pretty than you, more well-figured than you are waiting on the line to be wifed by coogar & you are there misyarning. if you open that your mouth again, i will stuff it with akara.

what makes you think a babymama like yourself even has a chance with a stud like me?

coogar: thunder faya your akpu-made nyansh.
na me be noisemaker? why are you so envious of my marital status? is it because i told you i cannot take you as a second wife?

helooooo




you must think so highly of yourself that in this day and age I will enter polygamy with my two eyes open. Even if you are the chairman of world bank, why will any reasonable human being enter polygamy not to now talk of a customer of magodo brothels.abeg clearat of my front, you're blocking the way