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e resemble all those ikebe super stories

EfemenaXY: I don't get this story at all.

This is one of my gripes with African journalists and their that never add up.

@OP: How exactly did this dealer collect his victims vägínal fluids? Did he get them to squat and sqüírt it into a bottle? Or did he have a bottle on the ready so when they hit orgasm he used his bottle to collect the stuff? And if that's the way it happened, so the women all 183+ of them never saw anything amiss with his actions?

Secondly, how exactly did he get his comeuppance? Your story doesn't say.

And finally, what was this "prayerful" warrior of a sister doing with him in the first place?

Ludicrous story.

babyosisi: Is it every killer that is convicted
Everybody knows baba killed dele giwa yet he is walking around free
I said baba o
If you put ngida na you talk am

oro pesi je o oro di hunnn

No jare.you no do bad.afterall you gave the couple gift items . We wey no give them anything nko come chop jollof rice and pack drinks go nko



wetin we go do

LadyRotex: I rememba wen I jus got marid n had 2 move 2 anoda city 2 b wit my hubby. Loneliness almost killed me coupled wit morning sickness n all dos pregnancy hormonal tinz. I craved party rice like madt n d crave lingered cos I dint knw any1 in town who wlda invited me 2 a party. One day, I jus got dressed n began 2 drive along d road wer der had event centers n entered into one. I no even luk bouncer face, I jus shoot my belle out go sidon...who wld want 2 harrass a pregnant lady? I made sure I enjoyed mysef, had my fill of d food... (I sweetly asked one of d servers 4 sm takeaway. She smiled knowingly n brought sm 4 me!)... danced a little n even got plenty souvenir cos I wrapped up one of my own weddin gifts n presented 2 d couple. I dint do bad now by my standards, did I?

onirugbon1: Don't worry. When you marry chief onirugbon1 of odua land, It will be a fertile environment to raise a responsible generation.

please excuse me jare

Yes o.i used to that a lot when I was in secondary school back in the days.me and my kid bro will go to the nearest party available.i will send him to go there and do as if he is passing by to look at the colour of the day.those days they don't use halls in lagos parties it was usually canopy on the streets so when our parents go out, we too will start dressing for the colour of that particular day

as we storm the party, we will sit down and observe things.then there was no bouncers.so when we see people have left the table and gone to dance we will start emptying the table stylishly
those days they use eva wine and five alive to decorate the table. I will put polybag inside my hand bag and when he passes the drinks to me its entering straight into my bag and so as soon as people finish dancing and coming back to their seats, we will disappear



I was in my early teen years while he was an adolescent. The mischievous things I made that boy do ehen.God will forgive me


when we get home we will have to hide it from our elder brothers n parents






Anytime I remember I just


We are all grown up and wiser to be doing sh1t like that

True

pickabeau1: No problem...

People's views are shaped by their experiences

I can't even leave wura with any of her uncles alone without me being there (my brothers) with the way things are turning up side down every day

pickabeau1: Different posters..same opinions

Not different from what we see around this forum

All/Most/Lots of males are bad; my male family members are good.

It's up to you to decide stuffs like this. Meanwhile please move this to seksuality section. This section is for people who know what they want out of their lives. Thank you.




Oya royal roy.please do what seun paid you to do.. mooooovvvveeeee

It's ok.we know many men are paedos but will pretend not to be so they won't be viewed as a psychos.its only when the opportunity presents itself as in leaving kids with them we will know the normal ones versus paedos



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Una no dey taya for this matter. Nawao

Bottom line is every one should do things in moderation

Feminism is not bad it's only people that take things to the extreme.

onirugbon1: hehehehe scientifically, a man and a dog cannot produce an offspring because we are not of the same genetic family, so no worries except for health, moral and ethical reasons.

But have you seen the disadvantages and health implication of children born from incestry?

Despite this hazard many countries have legalized incestry and keep pushing.

So you see am?

Liberalism is all about the gratification of human desires, freedom to indulge and it is bringind down the edge of ethics and morality.

Thats why I said you want the sweet sweet dodo of feminism but you forget it comes along with the whole jedi jedi package

Lol give him what he wants na.why force the boy. You go happy if them force you to eat what you don't like? Big boy ni jare

You are living in dreamland my dear. When you wake up let me know

opibycar: I don't want to marry a lady that loves me. Yes you
heard me right! I don't want her to love me I just want
a woman that will be submissive to me. A woman that
will always go with what I said even when I'm wrong.
A woman that won't complain even when I cheat. A
woman who won't say B when I say A
....Now that's a good wife.
My ideal woman, my dream angel. Afterall, the Bible
says in Ephesians 5:22 and 25 Vs 22 says: "Wives,
SUBMIT yourselves to your husbands as to the Lord."
Vs 25 says: "Husbands, LOVE your wives just as
Christ loved the Church and gave His life for
it. So it is not your duty to love but to submit. Leave
the loving for me to do and just submit unto me.

KanwuliaJara: You have my blessings!
If you are not strong enough, please USE HAMMER OR YOUR WALKING-STICK.
Lubricate am welly welly ooooooooooh.
Good luck sha-sha!

haba madam k.this is the first time I won't agree with you.


When referring to someone's wife try and scan your words. This is someone's wife, daughter and sister you are referring to not some amateur porn actress



by the way i miss your posts on nl.where have you been. Nl jas been dry without you

pickabeau1: No b you..

Na so u dey spread fallacy up n down...

I said no. Is it by force

so you still remember that yeye song

pickabeau1: They believe that the ancestors watch over the living..n need to be appeased with regular sacrifice

You should know that Na..

Sambarry..this your name reminds me of sanboribobo...yiba yiba sanboribobo..lol

You have done what you should do as a friend. If she chooses to go ahead with the wedding she wouldn't blame you for not telling her when you knew or blame you for her failed marriage. .sorry she will have to learn by experience which unfortunately is an inconvenient teacher

Afterall you will get paid for srx which is more important than your kids welfare even if they are ebola customers

apunku: @ sophyrocks u dnt understand my husabnd won't use his children 4 rituals coz dey r his blood! Accroding to him I am nt his blood... He had his old mother livin wit us den and he dint use her...

lol this further proves my earlier assertion that he DOESN'T LOVE YOU.



It beats me that you can let a man who doesn't love you impregnate you. Babe abeg wear your thinking cap and move on with your life and if you want to go into prostitution the sky is big enough for you since you claim you are still young. Don't annoy me abeg.


you have 2 options. Take your kids and create a good life for them that they will thank you tomorrow OR



Dump your kids with whoever and go into full scale prostitution since nigeria is hard and there is no work

That is where I am upset with her . like chair cover will say LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.look before choosing who you will make the father of your children. When you choose a primitive man to be the father of your kids, we start reading stories that touch. Mshewwww

aisha2: Am so pained with this story abeg. I have read "I" and "Me" several times not "us" and "my kids". Do you understand parenthood? Is getting a man the only solution out of the lack you face?

I hope you didnt join in shouting #bringbackourgirls# when you havent fought to bring back your own girl. You are okay dropping your kids with him on the mere assumption that he wouldnt use them for rituals do you understand desperation? When he doesnt see anyone else to use wont he sacrifice his own kids?

I cant take that risk. I insist you go to social welfare and legally sort out child support and legally divorce first, focus and build a life with your kids. I am so sad for those kids, only God knows what that girl is facing, oh Lord. When I almost died from grief for an unborn child, another will have this child and leave her in harms way. HMmmmmmmmmmmm it is well

It's better for her to struggle with the kids than for her to leave her kids in unsafe hands for goodness sakes



this is annoying. It doesn't cost the man nothing to remarry and when he does the little girl will go through hell from her step mom.the hell she will go through id nothing compared to living in poverty with her own mom.if she goes to school sef thank God


many women hate their husband's ex kids no matter how much they pretend because it reminds them of their husbands ex and so they will visit the anger on the kids

pickabeau1: Stop opening your eyes joor....u be jagaban?

People have been known to give up their kids for adoption.
She is struggling

Ahan madam baby that's too harsh na.the only problem I have with her is dumping her daughter with the mother of a ritualist.she has a right to move on with her life na.afterall aaliyah ssng that if you fall, get up, dust yourself up and try again

baby124: I really don't know what you are looking for. And so what about being 30? What is it about 30 you are afraid of. Yes I said close your legs for now. You have 3kids you can't take care of. Forget about man. The right man you are looking for won't even look at you if you have not built yourself. Except you want to end up in a polygamous home. And please don't tell me to watch my mouth you rude thing. Like you have not learnt from your first marriage. You want to find another 'rich' man to take care of you after escaping being cooked by ritualists. One will think you would have learnt by now. Smh

Chair cover
kanwulia
efemena
sophyrocks
aisha
chilli sauce



over to you. This matter dey vex me abeg

pickabeau1: Tragic story


Working hard is not always tantamount to financial success

Have u considering giving up the children for adoption..

when the mother is alive?



the truth is that op married into a useless family. A family that sees nothing wrong in using the wife for money rituals.tufiaaaaakwa


am even suprised she has the heart to live her daughter in the hands of her mil exposed to a ritualist



so you do the training while they come 15years time to pick the boy.am sure by now you already know why he married you "baby making machine tins' which you are only useful for.he doesn't even see you as wise or grown enough to share his problems with (another loophole) if he thought you were that young why then did he marry you instead of his mother who is "wiser and older than you" (did you ask him)



Lastly are you sure this man married you properly. No be say na lagos marriage aka live in lovers.you just get belle and off you go to his house and turn yourself to his wife



the wicked truth from all ican read here is that



1.your husband DOESN'T LOVE YOU NEITHER DO HIS FAMILY GIVE A FK ABOUT YOU

2.THE reason he married you has been achieved so you are not useful for anything again

3. You didn't know him well to know whether he is a normal human being or a ritualist

4.any man that can CONVENIENTLY use his wife for attempted rituals can use his daughter. Its just a matter of time. You will go to his house searching for your daughter one day and they will cook up one intresting super story for you e.g she had an accident on her way back from school. That's if they let you in



Lobatan.advice-you bera go and pick up that girl because if he remarries the child go hear am from her step mom

pickabeau1: This is a fallacy...u don jabo...

Mental illness and immorality have no direct correlation

Accept am

NO I WILL NOT

MayflowerB: Sorry dear Its private

I can give you his phone number that's why am asking. Of course with his permission first

See as he resemble isoko houseboy

Yimu.for your mind

BishopMagic: Hold the press.

THIS IS FAKE BLOGGER GIST.

The dude is straight!

Thank Goodness!

Sambarry you fagg0t the story is a lie go and find some body else to be gay with

stan4b: She wasn't too serious wen she told her,she just told her jokinly,nd she also told her hw much she appreciates her gesture.

the elders say there's always an element of seriousness in every joke. You might think she's joking but she's using wisdom to stylishly pass a message across.


If I were you I'll tell her straight up that I appreciate her efforts but it's not necessary however it will be more respectable and it won't make you appear desperate if you stop it . However if I come to your house I can eat your food




by the way if you guys end up not getting married, how will you both feel including your mom knowing she was always bringing food to your house. Moreover your mom can be seeing things you can't see

stan4b: . She's not jobless bro,she's in final year in unilag.

so if she finds cooking as an hobby she can't open a restaurant in her school even if it is a small one and make money from it at least that's more dignifying than carry food to a guys house WHERE HIS PARENTS ARE.


by the way did he ask her to do that. Haba na.at least some girls need to be packaging themselves small