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A Brazilian man is so eager to be
a dog so he pays for a plastic
surgery with his own money,
hoping he can become the first
"Dogman" in the world.
Let’s see the whole process ofi his
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A good history lesson
aboutLawrence 'the Law' Anini,
alias Ovbigbo, the most Notorious
armed robber in Nigeria's history!
Please Read for your pleasure to
refreshing your memory..
How notorious robbery kingpin,
Lawrence Anini terrorised Benin
Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini,
Nigeria’s acclaimed most notorious
armed robber, was born
sometimesin 1960. He terrorised
the old Bendel State, especially its
capital, Benin City in the 1980s,
but in 1986, his robbery exploits
reached a terrific level that it
became anational issue. He
operated along with his lieutenant,
Monday Osunbor, and others.
However, one striking feature in
the Anini reign of terror was the
police complicity. It was soon
discovered that the Anini gang had
insiders within the police hierarchy
of which George Iyamu, a Deputy
Superintendent of Police, was their
arrowhead.
Anini, dreadfully called ‘The Law’
or ‘Ovbigbo’, was born in a village
about 20 miles from Benin City.
He migratedto Benin at an early
age, learned to drive and became
a skilled taxi driver in a few years.
He became known in Benin motor
parksas a man who could
controlthe varied competing
interest among motor park touts
and operators. He later resorted
to criminal acts in the city and
soon became a driver and
transporter for gangs, criminal
godfathers and thieves. Later on,
he decided to create his own gang
and they started out ascar
hijackers, bus robbers and bank
thieves. Gradually, he extended
his criminal acts to other towns
and cities far north and east of
Benin.
The complicity of the police is
believed to have triggeredAnini’s
reign of terror in 1986. In early
1986, two members of his gang
were tried and prosecuted
againstan earlier under-the-table
‘agreement’ with the police to
destroy evidence against the gang
members. The incident, and
Anini’s view of police betrayal, is
believed to have spurred
retaliatory actions by Anini. In
August, 1986, a fatal bank robbery
linked to Anini was reportedin
which a police officer andothers
were killed. That same month, two
officers onduty were shot at a
barricade while trying to stop
Anini’s car. During a span of three
months, he was known to have
killed nine police officers.In an
operation in August of1986, the
Anini team struck at First Bank,
Sabongida-Ora,where they carted
away N2, 000. But although the
amount stolen was seen as chicken
feed, they left the scene with a
trail of blood. Many persons were
killed.
On September 6, same year,the
Anini gang snatched a Peugeot 504
car from AlbertOtoe, the driver of
an Assistant Inspector General of
Police, Christopher Omeben. In
snatching the car, they killed the
driver and went to hide his
corpsesomewhere. It was not until
three months later that the
skeleton of the driver was spotted
16 kilometers away from Benin,
along the Benin-Agbor highway. A
day after this attack, Anini,
operating in a Passat car believed
to have been stolen, also effected
the snatching of another Peugeot
504 car near the former FEDECO
office, in Benin.
Two days after, the Anini men
killed two policemen inOrhiowon
Local Governmentof the state. Still
in that month, three different
robbery attacks, all pointing to
Anini’s involvement, took place.
They include the murder of Frank
Unoarumi, aformer employee of
the Nigerian Observer newspapers;
the killing of Mrs. Remi Sobanjo, a
chartered accountant, and the
stealing of the MercedesBenz car
in Benin, of the Ughelli monarch,
the Ovie.
Before September, 1986 drew to a
close, Anini, now steaming hot and
an elusivedread, struck at a gas
stationalong Wire Road, Benin,
where he stole a substantial part
of the day’s sales. He shot the
Station’s attendant and gleefully
started spraying his booty along
theroad for people to pick.
The height of Anini’s exploits,
however, took place on October 1,
1986, the Independence Day when
the state’s Commissioner of Police,
Casmir Igbokwe was ambushed by
the gang in Benin, and nearly
yanked offhis nose in a hail of
bullets. The police boss survived
the attacks with serious injuries.
Earlier that day also,the Anini
men had gunned down a police
man within the city
Also, on October 21 of same year,
the Anini robbery gang terminated
thelife of a Benin-based medical
doctor, A.O Emojeve when they
gunnedhim down along Textile Mill
Road, in Benin. Not done, Anini
and gang went and robbed the
Agbor branch ofAfrican Continental
Bank andcarted away about N46,
000.A day after the operation,
Anini, The Law, turned to a ‘Father
Christmas’ as he strew wads of
naira notes on the ground for free
pick by market men and women
at a village near Benin.
Anini’s image thus loomed larger
than life, dwarfing those of Ishola
Oyenusi, theking of robbers in the
1970sand Youpelle Dakuro, the
army deserter whovicious daylight
robbery in Lagos in 1978, in which
twopolicemen were killed.
Aninithus spear-headed a four-
month reign of terror between
August and December 1986. Anini
also reportedly wrote numerous
letters to media houses using
political tones of Robin Hood-like
words, to describe his criminal
acts.
My friend, where is Anini?
Worried by the seeming
elusiveness of Anini and his gang
members, the military President,
General Ibrahim Babangida then
ordered a massive manhunt for
the kingpin and his fellow robbers.
The police thus went after them,
combing every part of Bendel
State where they were reportedly
operating and living. The whole
nation was gripped with fear of the
robbers andtheir daredevil
exploits.
However, Police manhunt failed to
stop their activities; the more they
were hunted, the more intensified
their activities became.
Some of the locals in the area
even began to tell stories of their
invincibility and for a while, it felt
like they were never going to be
caught.
However, at the conclusion of a
meeting of the Armed Forces
Ruling Council in October 1986,
General Babangida turned to the
Inspector- General of Police, Etim
Inyang, and asked, ‘My friend,
where is Anini?’.
At about this time, Nigerian
newspapers and journals were also
publishing variousreports and
editorials on the‘Anini Challenge’,
the ‘Anini Saga’, the ‘Anini Factor’,
‘Lawrence Anini – the Man, the
Myth’, ‘Anini, Jack the Ripper’, and
‘Lawrence Anini:A Robin Hood in
Bendel’. The Guardian asked,
emphatically, in one of its reports:
‘Will they ever find Anini, “The
Law”?’.
His arrest
Finally, it took the courage of
Superintendent of Police, Kayode
Uanreroro to bring the Anini reign
of terror to an end. On December
3, 1986, Uanreroro caught Anini
at No 26, Oyemwosa Street,
opposite Iguodala Primary School,
Benin City, in company with six
women.Acting on a tip-off from
the locals, the policeman went
straight to the house where Anini
was hiding and apprehended him
with very little resistance.
Uanreroro led a crack 10-man
team to the house, knocked on
the door of the room, and
Aninihimself, clad in underpants,
opened the door. “Where is
Anini,” the police officer quickly
enquired.
Dazed as he was caught off guard
and having no escaperoute, Anini
all the same tried to be smart.
“Oh, Anini is under the bed in the
innerroom”. As he said it, he
made some moves to walk past
Uanreroro and his team. In the
process, he shoved and head-
butted thepolice officer but it was
an exercise in futility.Uanreroro
promptly reachedfor his gun,
stepped hard onAnini’s right toes
and shot athis left ankle. Anini
surged forward but the policemen
took hold of him and put him in a
sitting position. They then pumped
more bullets into his shot leg and
almost severed the ankle from his
entire leg. Already, anguished by
the excruciating pains, the
policemen asked him, “Are you
Anini?” And he replied, “My
brother, I won’t deceive you; I
won’t tell you lie, I’m Anini.”
He was from there taken to the
police command headquarters
where the state’s Police
Commissioner,Parry Osayande, was
waiting.While in the police net,
Aniniwho had poor command of
English and could only
communicate in pidgin, made a
whole lot of revelations. He
disclosed, for instance that
Osunbor, who had been arrested
earlier, was his deputy, saying that
Osunbor actuallyshot and wounded
the former police boss of the
state, Akagbosu
Anini was shot in the leg,
transferred to a military hospital,
and had one of his legs
amputated. That was after Monday
Osunbor was also captured.
When Anini’s hideout was
searched, police recovered
assorted charms, including the one
he usually wore around his waist
during “operations”.
It was instructive that after Anini
was captured and dispossessed of
his charms, the man who
terrorised a whole state and who
was supposed to be fearless
suddenly became remorseful,
making confessions. This was
against public expectation ofa
daredevil hoodlum who would
remain defiant to the very end.
Revelations on Iyamu, others
Shortly after the arrest of Anini
and co, the dare-devil robbers
began to squeal, revealing the
roles played by key police officers
and men, in the aid ing and
abetting of criminals in Bendel
State and the entire country. Anini
particularly revealed that Iyamu,
who was the most senior police
officer shielding the robbers,would
reveal police secrets to them and
then, give themlogistic supports
such as arms, to carry out robbery
operations.
He further revealed that Iyamu,
after each operation,would join
them in sharing the loot. It was
further exposed how Iyamu
planned to kill Christopher
Omeben, an Assistant Inspector-
General of Police in charge of
Intelligence and Investigation. But
Iyamu was later to be
disappointed as the assailants
dispatched to eliminate Omeben
were onlyable to kill his driver,
Otue, asergeant.
Iyamu, whom the robbers fondly
referred to as ‘Baba’, reportedly
had choice buildings in Benin City;
being how he invested the loots
he obtained from men of the
underworldDue to amputation of
his leg, Anini was confined to a
wheelchair throughout his trial.
Iyamu, on his part, denied ever
knowing and collaborating with
Anini, but Anini The Law furiously
retorted, “You are a shameless
liar!” Anini had accused him
before Justice James Omo-Agege
in the High Court of Justice, off
Sapele Road in Benin City. Of the
10 police officers Anini implicated,
five were convicted. The robbery
suspects, including Iyamu, were
sentenced to death.
But in passing his judgement,
Justice Omo-Agege remarked,
“Anini will forever be
remembered in the history of
crime in this country, but it would
be of unblessed memory. Few
people if ever,would give the
name to their children.” Their
execution took place on March 29,
1987..
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1. Tinubu is a Yoruba father with
an 11 years old son.
2. Amaechi is an Igbo father with
an 11 years old son.
3. Buhari is an Hausa/Fulani also
with an 11 years old son.
These three boys all sat for the
same Common Entrance
Examination into Federal Unity
School, to start their Secondary
School Education.
The school only has one available
space remaining to admit only
one
of them.
Mr. Tinubu's son is expected to
score 133 marks to get admitted
into the school. Mr. Amaechi's
son
is expected to score 139 to get
the same opportunity. Mr.
Buhari's son needs to score just
2
marks to be admitted.
Mr. Tinubu's and Mr Amaechi's
sons both scored 133 and 139
respectively. Mr Buhari's scored
10 for the same exams and was
adjudged the best of the three
and
got admitted.
Mr. Tinubu's son turns to
"Agebro"
and that of Mr. Amaechi became
kidnapper for lack of admission
to
pursue further education. In the
long run, Mr. Buhari's son, Salisu
Buhari, became the Speaker of
the House of Assembly....
This is how we roll in Nigeria
unitary system. Do You Know
what
Advantage, Your state of origin
presents to you

Divided Nation!
1. Tinubu is a Yoruba father with
an 11 years old son.
2. Amaechi is an Igbo father with
an 11 years old son.
3. Buhari is an Hausa/Fulani also
with an 11 years old son.
These three boys all sat for the
same Common Entrance
Examination into Federal Unity
School, to start their Secondary
School Education.
The school only has one available
space remaining to admit only one
of them.
Mr. Tinubu's son is expected to
score 133 marks to get admitted
into the school. Mr. Amaechi's son
is expected to score 139 to get
the same opportunity. Mr.
Buhari's son needs to score just 2
marks to be admitted.
Mr. Tinubu's and Mr Amaechi's
sons both scored 133 and 139
respectively. Mr Buhari's scored
10 for the same exams and was
adjudged the best of the three and
got admitted.
Mr. Tinubu's son turns to "Agebro"
and that of Mr. Amaechi became
kidnapper for lack of admission to
pursue further education. In the
long run, Mr. Buhari's son, Salisu
Buhari, became the Speaker of
the House of Assembly....
This is how we roll in Nigeria
unitary system. Do You Know what
Advantage, Your state of origin
presents to you

please doctors in the house help a brother here! he has this blister at his lower left lip, based on my little ideal on sickness. i thought it usually comes with fever and goes as soon as the fever is gone. but his case is different because it has been on his lip for as long i can remember seems the blister does not want to go making his life uncomfortable. plsease what drugs do he need for this blister to go.

hardbody: 31. A constantly and regularly available stud with a lively rod at your beck and call anytime, anyday anyplace.

LOL

If you are a woman close to your
thirties, this is my list of 30 things
you should have:
1. An education – This is the best
investment you could ever make in
your life. Continue learning because as
long as you keep learning, you keep
growing.
2. A vocation: In addition to your
education, become a professional in
your career or area of specialisation.
Get trained and get the necessary
qualifications.
3. A savings account in your own
name (and enough money in it) – One
of the wisest investments you can make
is starting a savings account early.
Apportion at least 10% of your
earnings to this account and watch it
grow.
4. A sense of humor, style and
purpose – Humor is very attractive and
will get you through some tough
patches. A sense of style lets you stand
out from your peers and having
purpose ensures you pursue your goals
with focus.
5. The wisdom to fall in love with
your eyes open – Know what you want
out of your love relationships and avoid
being carried away with the ‘feeling’ of
love.
6. The perfect suit to wear for a job
interview – As you move higher in life,
there’s sure to be numerous job
interviews. You never get a second
chance to make a first impression, so
make sure your suit gives the very best
first impression.
7. A set of matching luggage – You
may need to go on vacation sometime.
Do it in style with your set of matching
luggage.
8. A matching set of lacy bikini –
Who knows? You may need to relax at
the beach when you go off on that
vacation or go for a swim anytime
soon. Make sure your bikini is just
perfect for the occasion.
9. A recipe for a meal you are almost
perfect at – Even if it’s something
basic, make sure you are almost
perfect at preparing one complete
meal.
10. A first love (and several other
loves) – The magic of first love is as
painful when it’s over, but the best part
of it is that after you cry your eyes out,
you let go and become wiser. And
when you love again, you will know how
to keep it. This time, longer.
11. A broken heart (and the
knowledge that you can survive it) –
A broken heart means that you tried…
at least. Only time (and girlfriends) can
heal your broken heart. You can survive
it….and love again.
12. One friend that makes you
laugh….and one you can always run
to– What can we do without close
friends? Make friends for life and be a
friend yourself.
13. A childhood you are grateful for
(though not perfect) – None of us
chose our childhood, but we can be
grateful for all it taught us (perfect or
not).
14 . A plan for the future you are
looking forward to – Without a plan for
your future, how do you know when
you get there? Sit down with yourself
and write where you see yourself in 3,
5, 10 years and make a plan to get
there.
15. A good skin care routine –
Glowing skin is the dream of every
woman. But it does not just happen.
Get a good skin care regimen that is
best for your skin type and watch your
skin glow.
16. A good hairdresser – A woman’s
hair is her crowning glory. Get a
hairdresser who understands your hair
and can help you maintain it in the
best possible way.
17. A tailor who can make drop dead
outfits – The way you dress is the way
you will be addressed. Get a tailor who
knows what style really is.
18. A spiritual foundation and faith in
God – Maintaining a relationship with
God is the best foundation for life. He
is your creator and redeemer, so get
closer to Him each passing day.
19. A drop dead gorgeous photo of
yourself - to remind you that you are
beautiful.
20. A best friend – If you fall down,
your best friend will pick you up. If you
need a hand or a shoulder to cry on,
your best friend will be there.
21. A dream - it all starts with a
dream. Dream! Let your imagination
run wild while you fill up a blank sheet
of paper with everything you want to
be, do or have. This will keep you
going even in the tough times.
22. The phone number of someone
who will drop everything and come
when you call.
23. A perfectly fitted bra - Wearing
the right sized bra is comfortable,
helps your posture and aids the lymph
flow inside your breasts. Also, since
your breasts will spend most of their
time in a bra, should they not be
comfortable?
24. A pair of jeans that fit just right -
Most ladies will wear a pair of jeans at
least once a week. Jeans can also be
worn for informal and semi-formal
events. Having one that fits just right
would make you stand out from the
crowd.
25. A handbag you can never get
tired of - Handbags are one of those
accessories a lady can’t do without. A
nice, reasonably sized leather handbag
will always do the trick.
26. An average proficiency in
Microsoft Word and Excel – No matter
who you are or what you do, you need
to be computer savvy. Start with basic
Microsoft Word and Excel, but don’t
stop there.
27. Confidence – You are a woman.
You are important. Carry yourself as
one.
28. Humility – Modesty and an
unassuming nature are not signs of
weakness. Only a very strong and
confident person can be humble.
Refuse to get puffed up but remain
humble.
29. The guts to say No without
feeling guilty – People will always need
you to do things for them. Do as much
as you can but never choke yourself
just to please people. Sometimes you
just need to say No.
30. A competitive streak: A desire to
be the best and to stand out from the
crowd. Make yourself more productive
so that you remain relevant.
Lifes

Does he really look like Saka?

hahahah i like our president, he knows what he is doing. knowing fully well they will join their running brothers on that Adamawa mountain. shifting their killing to jtf. international communities will not blame him for genocide, allowing jtf to do the killing why he does the releasin. sociological imagination anywayz.

Put a tiny bit of toothpaste into a
small cup,
mix in one teaspoon baking soda
plus one
teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, and
half a
teaspoon water.
Thoroughly mix then brush your
teeth for two minutes. Remember to
do it once a week until you have
reached the results you want. Once
your teeth are good and white, limit
yourself to using the
whitening treatment once every
month or two.

The registrar of JAMB, Prof
Ojerinde was on NTA Weekend
Live today, 18th May and the
following comments were
extracted from his interview...
- Over 700,000 candidates have
chance to get into school this
year (those with 180 and above).
- Candidates who tried to cheat
were given Types A,B,C,D when
the types were composed of
D,I,B,U (From his name initials)...
he asked, where did the students
get type A and C expo from?
Confirming all expos were Fake
and a SCAM.
- He also talked about students
no longer serious to study as
most of them failed to read the 2
novels recommended by JAMB
from which questions were set.
- If you think your script was not
marked well, come over as from
June 1st and challenge JAMB to
get your script remarked. If
there's an error, they'll give you
N100,000.
From our personal deduction, the
JAMB cut-off will not be reduced!

The registrar of JAMB, Prof
Ojerinde was on NTA Weekend
Live today, 18th May and the
following comments were
extracted from his interview...
- Over 700,000 candidates have
chance to get into school this
year (those with 180 and above).
- Candidates who tried to cheat
were given Types A,B,C,D when
the types were composed of
D,I,B,U (From his name initials)...
he asked, where did the students
get type A and C expo from?
Confirming all expos were Fake
and a SCAM.
- He also talked about students
no longer serious to study as
most of them failed to read the 2
novels recommended by JAMB
from which questions were set.
- If you think your script was not
marked well, come over as from
June 1st and challenge JAMB to
get your script remarked. If
there's an error, they'll give you
N100,000.
From our personal deduction, the
JAMB cut-off will not be reduced! for more informat on 2go (samhim)

The registrar of JAMB, Prof
Ojerinde was on NTA Weekend
Live today, 18th May and the
following comments were
extracted from his interview...
- Over 700,000 candidates have
chance to get into school this
year (those with 180 and above).
- Candidates who tried to cheat
were given Types A,B,C,D when
the types were composed of
D,I,B,U (From his name initials)...
he asked, where did the students
get type A and C expo from?
Confirming all expos were Fake
and a SCAM.
- He also talked about students
no longer serious to study as
most of them failed to read the 2
novels recommended by JAMB
from which questions were set.
- If you think your script was not
marked well, come over as from
June 1st and challenge JAMB to
get your script remarked. If
there's an error, they'll give you
N100,000.
From our personal deduction, the
JAMB cut-off will not be reduced!

Wazobia FM
99.5WAZOBIA FM:9JA HOW UNA SEE AM:-
TORI WEY DEY OUR HAND ACCORDING TO PM
NEWS NIGERIA, YESTERDAY, NIGERIA POLICE
DON SACK 2 POLICE MEN WEY DIA NAMES NA,
JOHN ADEJOH WEY B 31YRS AND ABBEY
ADEKUNLE WEY B 33YRS because DEM GO KILL 2
DIFFERENT PIPLE FOR DIFFERENT PARTS OF
LAGOS. THESE TWO POLICEMEN NO GIVE ANY
REASON WHY DEM KILL DESE PIPLE BUT AS E
DEY NOW, DEM DEY FACE CHARGE FOR IKEJA
MAGISTRATE COURT INSIDE LAGOS FOR
MURDER. B4 DEM DISMISS DEM, JOHN BIN
DEY SERVE FOR EBUTE META DIVISION AND
ADEKUNLE BIN DEY SERVE WIT MEIRAN
DIVISION FOR LAGOS. NOW I DEY ASK, HOW U
SEE DIS ONE WEY POLICE DISMISS DESE
OFFICERS SO AND WETIN U DEY EXPECT AS D
FINAL JUDGEMENT ONTOP DIS MATTA.

The fairy godmother Visited Tuface Idibia and
warned him to keep his “johnson” tucked in
since he is now MARRIED.
She warned him that if he did not, this is
what he would turn into [Picture above] so
that he can taste the bitter pill all the trailer
load of ladies.
He has impregnated and bailed out on faster
than Usain Bolt, leaving them heartbroken
…….JOKES

There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move,
money belongs to the state, life belongs to
you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only
on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so
much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell
us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is
a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom -->
Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100
million RMB was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count 20
million RMB. The robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and only took
20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80
million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are
now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity -->
daring to take risks!"

An 18-year-old boy Olanrewaju Kayode-Aremu,
who stabbed his father, Victor Kayode-Aremu,
to death.
Police authorities said stabbed his 46-year-old
father to death while the man was attempting
to enter his room. Olanrewaju is the first of
five children. He lived with his parents and
siblings in a duplex . He was enrolled in
University of Ilorin to study Geology in 2011
but was later asked to withdraw because he
had very poor grades.
Since he was not attending any school, he
started working with his father who was a civil
engineer. The arrangement his father made
with him was that he would be working with
him until he could get admission to another
school.
He was not happy about the arrangement and
around 10pm on that day, the whole family
had just had dinner and they were watching
television when their father received a
telephone call. He went upstairs and when he
got to the entrance of the room, Olanrewaju
appeared from nowhere with a kitchen knife.
He stabbed his father in the back, sides,
hands, legs over 10 times. The man, who was
screaming in pains, attracted the attention of
other members of the family who were
downstairs. When the mother came upstairs,
she found her son still stabbing her husband.
The presence of other children did not stop
him.
When she tried to save her husband,
Olanrewaju threatened to stab her if she came
close. The woman then went outside and
called on neighbours for help.
It took the intervention of neighbours to
overpower the 18-year-old and wrest the knife
from him.
The suspect, who was not remorseful, said he
killed his father because he was convinced that
his father did not love him.
He said he was not worried about his
predicament since he was too young to be
prosecuted.
Here are his words:
“The case is a very long story. The truth is that
my father never loved me and the only form
of care he showed me was paying my school
fees. I am just 18-years-old so I know I cannot
be prosecuted. I have no regrets for my
action,” he said.
What your thoughts?

Didier Drogba has hit back at the racist abuse
he suffered from Fenerbahce fans in the
Istanbul derby against Galatasaray on Sunday.
The former Chelsea striker and fellow Ivorian
Emmanuel Eboue were subjected to monkey
chants from the crowd as Fener won the match
2-1.
It was also reported that a Fenerbahce fan
waved a banana towards him and team-mate
Eboue.
"You call me monkey but you cried when
Chelsea beat Fenerbahce in 2008, you called
me monkey but you jumped in front of your
screen when I won the Champions League,"
Drogba said on Galatasaray's Facebook page.
"You called me monkey but you got mad when
I became champion with Galatasaray and the
saddest thing is you called me monkey and
forgot that you jumped when my 'monkey'
brother scored twice yesterday... and you call
yourself a true fan? Check all the Galatasaray
fans comments and learn from them."
Pierre Webo, the Cameroon international,
scored both of Fener's goals.
On Monday, it was confirmed that a Fener fan
was killed on the way home from the game
after he was attacked by a group reported to
be Galatasaray fans.
Information from the Press Association was
used in this report.

D’banj now makes doors? or just a nigerian
trying to sell doors with D’banj’s name?

An incredible day for Chelsea as we secure a
top 4 spot and will be playing in the
Champions League next season. Frank
Lampard’s double confirmed that and also,
confirmed his as Chelsea’s top goal scorer as
he surpassed Bobby Tambling’s record of 202
goals. A Chelsea legend and one of the best
midfielders in the Premier League’s history.
An energetic and action-packed match saw 2
red cards (Benteke and Ramires), 2 injuries
(Hazard and Terry) and a Chelsea comeback.
Scorers :
Stats :
What We Learned :
1. Frank Lampard – Chelsea legend
2. Lee Mason – questionable officiating
3. Demba Ba in horrible form
4. Aston Villa fans with some disgusting stuff
5. Top 4 secured
1. Frank Lampard – Chelsea legend:
203 goals from a midfielder. What a massive
achievement for Frank Lampard and in one
of the best circumstances possible. Down 1-0
with 10 men, then he scored 2 to secure CL
football for next season.
Since his move westwards across London in
2001, Frank has been an ever-present figure
in the blue of Chelsea, clocking over 600
starts to date. He has seen the Blues through
their meteoric rise to Premier League
champions; and has fought tooth and nail to
win the Champions League as well as the FA
Cup, League Cup and the Community Shield.
Whether he moves on or not, Frank will be
able to hold his head high, having been a key
figure in the best Chelsea side in history and
the 8 major trophies won by Frank at Chelsea
will stand as a testimony to his greatness.
2. Lee Mason – questionable officiating:
Not going to rant and rage about his
performance today, but he didn’t have the
greatest performance today.
Could have sent off Terry and Benteke (in
the first half). Ramires could have stayed on
the pitch, the Demba Ba goal could have
been given, few other calls (Weimann dive,
tackle by Ba, etc.). There were a lot of
things that Lee Mason didn’t call, that should
have been called and things that he did call,
that shouldn’t have been called. He could
have down a better job, that’s for sure.
Here’s the Demba Ba incident. Looks over
the line to me, not blaming the linesman for
it because of the bodies, but it shows how
much goal line technology is needed and it’s
coming to the EPL next season.
3. Demba Ba in horrible form:
Demba Ba missed a lot of good chances. His
movement wasn’t the best, he wasn’t passing
well, he wasn’t creating space for other
players to run into. He did a lot of things
wrong today, perhaps very unlucky to see his
effort not given (as it crossed the line).
Demba Ba hasn’t been playing well as of late,
at all. He’s been on and off since signing for
Chelsea. Whether it’s the Rafa Benitez squad
rotation that’s got him struggling or whether
it’s down to him – I’m not sure, but what I
am sure of, is that he’s playing quite bad. He
was horrendous today and I feel that had
Torres started, it could have been very
different. However, I wouldn’t want it any
different considering the outcome of the
match. Nonetheless, Demba Ba was poor
today and has been for some time. Torres
will start in the Europa League (since Ba is
cup-tied), but even if Ba wasn’t cup-tied, I
wouldn’t want him starting.
4. Aston Villa fans with some disgusting
stuff:
This is going to be somewhat short one, but I
want to get the point across and leave it at
that :
1) Throwing bottles at Ivanovic
2) Chanting “Let him die” at John Terry (with
Petrov in the stands)
3) Cheering as Terry tried to get up, but fell
back down
This is absolutely unacceptable. Other fans on
Twitter were very happy with Terry being
down (Spurs, Liverpool and United fans). It’s
disgusting. I don’t care what fan base it is
and what player it is, you don’t do that.
You also don’t throw bottles at an opposing
player who’s done NOTHING to you and is
minding his business. Nasty stuff.
Chanting “Let him die” at Terry while Stan
Petrov (who has acute leukemia – a life
threatening illness) is in the stands is also
very disgusting. Unacceptable stuff from
Aston Villa supporters.
The minority that did this deserve to be
banned and fined for their actions, but
remember that the small group of Villa fan’s
actions doesn’t mean all of their supporters
are bad.
5. Top 4 secured:
A very short one, but a very important one.
We’re going to be playing Champions League
football next season, for sure. This means
that Tottenham and Arsenal will battle it out
for the last spot.
Other Points:
1. Terry and Hazard hurt – missing EL final?
2. Does Lampard breaking record change his
contract status?

**SHOCKING!**
Nasarawa Killings, 30 Policemen Dead, Others
Missing.
How We Survived Ambush By Militiamen.
**militiamen, dressed in black shirts and caps,
kept approaching amidst heavy gunfire as
bullets were not penetrating them.
**police officers were gathered in heaps and
set ablaze by the militiamen.
Ten policemen who survived Tuesday’s
onslaught from the Ombatse militia group in
Nasarawa State have attributed their survival
to luck.
Narrating their escape, one of the police
officers who spoke on behalf of nine other
survivors (names withheld) said their survival
was only by the grace of God as they were
outnumbered and overpowered by the
militiamen. He also disclosed that the
militiamen had prior knowledge of their
coming and laid siege on the narrow road
leading to the village, Alakyo, where they
were supposed to effect the arrest of their
leader and recover arms said to be in his
possession.
He said, “The road is narrow and they allowed
us into their midst before opening fire on us
at close range.” Efforts to return fire and scare
them into hiding ware futile as bullets were
not penetrating them, he said.
The militiamen, dressed in black shirts and
caps, kept approaching amidst heavy gunfire,
which forced their Hilux van, the last van on
the convoy, to turn back. “Due to the nature
of the road and ensuing gun duel, our men
could not turn back and 10 of us in our van
were able to manoeuvre our way out but not
without suffering bullet wounds,” he said.
The recuperating officer added that the driver
of their van was shot on the leg but, luckily
enough, one of them with him in front could
drive and immediately took over. Many of the
officers took to the bush but hugely
outnumbered by the militiamen who knew the
terrain better, they were pursued and killed.
“As soon as they killed an officer, his rifle was
taken off him.”
Meanwhile, the pervading atmosphere in
Lafia, the Nasarawa State capital, is that of
fear, anxiety and hope as the families of the
slain policemen converged on the Dalhatu Araf
Specialist Hospital (DASH) to identify their
loved ones most of whom had been burnt
beyond recognition.
The Nasarawa State commissioner of police,
Mr Abayomi Akeremale, has confirmed that
the bodies of 30 policemen killed on Tuesday
by a militia group at Alakyo village in Lafia
had been recovered.
Report any suspicious persons and object to
the law enforcement agencies, as that will save
lives.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex
Ferguson is reportedly ready to announce
his retirement from the Old Trafford
hotseat this week, according to The
Telegraph and The Times.
Ferguson, 71, is the longest-serving
manager in English football having been at
the United helm for a trophy-laden 27
years.
However, speculation about his possible
retirement has regularly appeared in recent
years and returned in the wake of the
Premier League champions' confirmation
that Ferguson requires surgery on his hip
this summer.
Those rumours gained momentum on
Tuesday, with a United golf day allegedly
overshadowed by speculation about the
Scot's future.
Both The Times and The Telegraph cite
sources close to the first-team squad saying
that the United players have been told to
ready themselves for a "significant
announcement" from their manager.
As of Tuesday night, the club had failed to
respond to requests to confirm or deny the
reports about Ferguson's future, although
New York Stock Exchange rules mean the
club will have to inform them of such a
significant development. If continued news
speculation does affect trading, United may
have to issue guidance to investors.
Bookmakers did close markets on
Ferguson's retirement, as well as David
Moyes being his immediate successor. It has
also been mooted, however, that any
announcement may just see a stand-in
installed until the 71-year-old recovers
from a July hip operation around the end of
August.
United have long been attempting to put a
framework in place so that the succession is
as smooth as possible - and avoids the chaos
of the post-Matt Busby era, when the
legendary manager moved into a director of
football role before later returning to take
the managerial reins.
A pre-Christmas board meeting led to an
understanding that Ferguson would not
leave until 2015, and Ferguson recently
stated that he will not be vacating his
position with the Red Devils anytime soon.
However, there have already been informal
meetings with potential future candidates.
Ferguson, David Gill and one of the Glazer
family met Pep Guardiola in New York in
October, before the Catalan agreed to take
over at Bayern Munich.
Despite Ferguson's personal enthusiasm
about the future appointment of Guardiola,
he is known to have been a huge admirer
of Moyes and feels he has many of the
qualities necessary to take over at Old
Trafford.
Jose Mourinho is not expected to be in the
frame, though, with a high-ranking Stamford
Bridge source telling ESPN that the the
Portuguese is "virtually certain" to replace
Rafael Benitez in the next two months, and
there is too little leverage room for United
to attempt any kind of late high-profile
coup. However, it is understood that Roman
Abramovich is balking at paying any buy-out
clause, which may leave an opening for
United.
Ferguson announced his intention to retire
in 2002 before changing his mind and going
on to win a further six Premier League
titles, with this year's championship crown
his 13th in all with the club. ;DManchester United manager Sir Alex
Ferguson is reportedly ready to announce
his retirement from the Old Trafford
hotseat this week, according to The
Telegraph and The Times.
Ferguson, 71, is the longest-serving
manager in English football having been at
the United helm for a trophy-laden 27
years.
However, speculation about his possible
retirement has regularly appeared in recent
years and returned in the wake of the
Premier League champions' confirmation
that Ferguson requires surgery on his hip
this summer.
Those rumours gained momentum on
Tuesday, with a United golf day allegedly
overshadowed by speculation about the
Scot's future.
Both The Times and The Telegraph cite
sources close to the first-team squad saying
that the United players have been told to
ready themselves for a "significant
announcement" from their manager.
As of Tuesday night, the club had failed to
respond to requests to confirm or deny the
reports about Ferguson's future, although
New York Stock Exchange rules mean the
club will have to inform them of such a
significant development. If continued news
speculation does affect trading, United may
have to issue guidance to investors.
Bookmakers did close markets on
Ferguson's retirement, as well as David
Moyes being his immediate successor. It has
also been mooted, however, that any
announcement may just see a stand-in
installed until the 71-year-old recovers
from a July hip operation around the end of
August.
United have long been attempting to put a
framework in place so that the succession is
as smooth as possible - and avoids the chaos
of the post-Matt Busby era, when the
legendary manager moved into a director of
football role before later returning to take
the managerial reins.
A pre-Christmas board meeting led to an
understanding that Ferguson would not
leave until 2015, and Ferguson recently
stated that he will not be vacating his
position with the Red Devils anytime soon.
However, there have already been informal
meetings with potential future candidates.
Ferguson, David Gill and one of the Glazer
family met Pep Guardiola in New York in
October, before the Catalan agreed to take
over at Bayern Munich.
Despite Ferguson's personal enthusiasm
about the future appointment of Guardiola,
he is known to have been a huge admirer
of Moyes and feels he has many of the
qualities necessary to take over at Old
Trafford.
Jose Mourinho is not expected to be in the
frame, though, with a high-ranking Stamford
Bridge source telling ESPN that the the
Portuguese is "virtually certain" to replace
Rafael Benitez in the next two months, and
there is too little leverage room for United
to attempt any kind of late high-profile
coup. However, it is understood that Roman
Abramovich is balking at paying any buy-out
clause, which may leave an opening for
United.
Ferguson announced his intention to retire
in 2002 before changing his mind and going
on to win a further six Premier League
titles, with this year's championship crown
his 13th in all with the club.

Conversation of Cristiano & Messi..
Messi: Hey Cris, I scored 91 goals in a
year!
Cr7: So?
Messi: What do you mean by SO??
Cr7: Did you score against Chelsea?
Messi: NO
Cr7: Bayern?
Messi: NO
Cr7: Man City?
Messi: NO
Cr7: Dortmund?
Messi: NO
Cr7: How many goals did you score in
El Clasicos?
Messi: 4 Hahahaha and you?
Cr7: 7
Messi: WTF? How??
Cr7: I scored 3 important goals in
Euro
2012. In comparison how many you
score in Copa America?
Messi: O
Cr7: Now?
Messi: I give up! I need a hug from
Xavi & Iniesta...

After the release of the 2013 JAMB UTME
results, some
candidates that participated in the exam
contacted us
regarding the biometric verification error.
You CANNOT See Your Result because "You
Have No
Biometric Verification" was the notification
some
candidates received in the course of checking
their
results, and this has create some kind of fear
inthem.
Some candidates told us they did the
biometric, while
some complaint that JAMB server was bad at
their
centre, and they were allowed to write the
exam
without any biometric done.
We urge all candidates that encounter this type
of
error in the course of checking their result
that they
should not panic, as the board will have the
problem
solved once they are through with their
analysis.
A Jamb Official told Us that Results Will be
Release before Next Week Monday 13.

Having sex while sick can reduce a fever due
to the sweat produced.
Everyone knows that sex is enjoyable. More
than that, there are many other benefits to
sex beyond just the fact that it is fun. One is
that it can help with a fever. Sex works as a
natural antihistamine that combats fever and
even asthma.
There is a lengthy list of other health benefits
as well. Women’s bodies produce more
estrogen when they’re having sex making their
hair shinier and their skin softer. Sex also
burns calories and strengthens muscles.
It also sharpens senses and acts as a natural
painkiller. Levels of the hormone oxytocin rise
and release a deluge of endorphins. These
endorphins calm pain that results from any
number of maladies, from migraines to
arthritis.

Defenders are traditionally viewed as
warriors, not beautiful, but brave, and
fearless. When it is the strikers and
midfielders who steal the show, these
defenders are almost forgotten most of the
times. And then you will really have to praise
the kinds of Nesta, Maldini, Terry, Vidic,
Puyol, and many others who settled their
names into the minds of the viewers even
while playing from the defense. They
became symbols of ‘sacrifice’, ‘courage’, and
so on. Was there a ‘beautiful’ defender in the
history of football? Maybe Maicon and
Roberto Carlos, who played as wing backs,
but in the current Generation, there is still
hope! And yes, he too is a gifted Brazilian.
I am pretty sure that most of you might have
guessed whom I am very well gonna brag
about now, our very own Geezer, David Luiz.
Bought for 25m Euros + Nemanja Matic, in
the transfer window which was highlighted for
us purchasing Torres from Liverpool, it is
pretty amazing how David managed to
outshine many others even after being a
defender. I won’t lie that I was worried about
the hefty price we paid for him at first,
anyways, isn’t it rare for a team to shell out
more than 20m for a defender these days?
Little did I know how priceless it was going to
be to see the lad play for our club.
David made his debut against Liverpool, for a
few minutes, and already he had bullied
more than one Liverpool players off the ball.
In his first full debut, he conceded a penalty,
in an otherwise excellent display. And from
there on, there was little doubt over his
quality. He scored over Manchester United
with a beautiful volley which got thrills to
every Chelsea fan’s mind. And in his next full
season, he stood among our legendary five
of Cech, Terry, Lampsy, Ashley and Didier,
with his performances. He even rifled a
flawless penalty in the shootout against
Bayern Munich past Neuer. And it was said
that David Luiz played with an injury in the
finals, and refused to let Di Matteo substitute
him as he knew Chelsea had no other option
on the bench. That is a fine example of the
passion he has for the game, and the club.
David Luiz has won over the fans not only by
his displays on the field, but also through
social networking, through twitter. He has
never been shy to speak his mind out to his
fans, and we all love him for that.
What puts David Luiz a step ahead of most
defenders is not his defensive abilities, but
his ability to play offensive from the back,
though it is true that it often leaves us over
exposed at times. He has excellent vision to
pass, a flawless technique for long passes,
and also jaw dropping techniques to score
goals, either in open play or ‘that David Luiz’
technique, as it is commonly called these
days, for free kicks. While defending too, he
is offensive, he doesn’t like to stay back and
wait for the striker to make a move, instead
he rushes onto the sriker, forcing him to
make an error, or bully him off the ball.
These are not the normal characteristics of a
defender, which created doubts as to whether
he actually is more likely to end up being a
defensive midfielder sooner or later, a
position which he has handled superbly in
recent times.
As a human being, David Luiz is known well
for his childish behavior, yet caring and
pleasant. He has done his bit of charity,
spends time with his fans, and a smile, that
not only has won him fan girls, but also fan
boys. He didn’t shy off from openly
apologizing to Brentford youngster Jake
Reeves for his rather harsh tackle. And more
notably, he can be noted for accepting the
apology from rival striker Sergio Aguero for
his two footed lunge on Luiz, claiming that
he knows that it was just a few seconds of
rage by the usually timid Argentine.
All of these has made him a target for
Spanish giants Barcelona who looks upto him
as a long term replacement for an aging
Carles Puyol, and has offered upto 40m for
the defender,however I know that Chelsea
knows more than that, either ways, money
isn’t a big issue for our owner Roman
Abramovich, who is rather keen to make
David Luiz the captain of the club from the
next season onwards. And moreover, David
Luiz hismeslf is more interested in continuing
his Brazilian romance with Chelsea for longer
rather than moving onto anew club any time
sooner, and he showed this by signing a long
term contract recently.
Yes, ofcourse he is not yet perfect, his
personality isn’t, his technique isn’t, he can
be seen getting over physical with
oppositions, but whatever he does, he does
it with grace. Any other player seen laughing
after a kick by Rafael yesterday would be
called crazy, but when it is David Luiz, you
know that crazy just does not quite describe
him!

According to the scriptures, money is
not acceptable as tithe; it has to be
food-crops or livestock.
As far as many pastors are concerned,
the most important scripture of all is
not to be found in the word of Jesus.
Neither is it even in the New
Testament. That scripture says: “‘Bring
all the tithes into the storehouse, that
there may be food in my house, and
try me now in this,’ says the LORD of
hosts, ‘If I will not open for you the
windows of heaven and pour out for
you such blessing that there will not be
room enough to receive it.’” (Malachi
3:10).
This scripture is drummed repeatedly
into Christians on Sundays. However,
the only time Jesus mentioned tithing in
scripture, he pointed out that it was not
a weighty matter of the law. (Matthew
23:23). Hebrews says people only
receive tithes “according to the
law.” (Hebrews 7:5). It then insists
tithing (and everything else under the
law) has been annulled: “The former
regulation is set aside because it was
weak and useless.” (Hebrews 7:18-19).
Nevertheless, mercenary pastors
continue to insist on the payment of
tithes.
Latter-day Pharisees
Jesus rebuked the Pharisees for keeping
part instead of the whole law. (Matthew
23:23). That is what tithe-collecting
pastors do today. If we insist our
congregants must pay tithes, we must
also insist that they keep the rest of
the law. James says: “Whoever shall
keep the whole law, and yet stumble in
one point, he is guilty of all.” (James
2:10). Therefore, if we insist on
tithing, we should also refrain from
eating pork. We should stone
adulterers, execute homosexuals, kill
Sabbath violators and restore blood-
sacrifices.
Tithe-collecting pastors counter this by
maintaining the payment of tithes pre-
dated the law. Here Abraham is cited
as the cardinal example of someone
who paid tithes before the promulgation
of the Law of Moses, as did Jacob, his
grandson. However, such arguments
are disingenuous.
Before the law, tithing was at best an
example but not a commandment.
Moreover, pastors fail to mention that
Abraham only tithed once in his
lifetime. When he did, he did not even
tithe his own money: he tithed the
spoils of war. He gave ten percent of
the plunder he took when he rescued
Lot to Melchisedec, king of Salem. But
then he did not even keep the rest but
returned it (all ninety percent) to the
king of Sodom.
For his part, Jacob also tithed only
once. He did this in a “let’s make a
deal” arrangement he offered to God:
“Jacob made a vow, saying, ‘If God will
be with me, and keep me in this way
that I am going, and give me bread to
eat and clothing to put on, so that I
come back to my father’s house in
peace, then the LORD shall be my
God. And this stone which I have set as
a pillar shall be God’s house, and of all
that you give me I will surely give a
tenth to you.’” (Genesis 28:20-22). This
kind of deal about accepting God only
under certain self-serving conditions
should certainly not be a term of
reference for any serious believer.
Lies upon lies
The first lie pastors tell Christians is
what some have referred to as “the
eleventh commandment:” “Thou shalt
pay thy tithes to thy local church.” But
the bible says no such thing. The
storehouse of Malachi was not a
church. It was a place where food was
kept.
Pastors hide from church-members the
fact that money was not acceptable as
tithe. The tithe was a tenth of the
seed and fruit of the land and of the
animals which ate of the land. (Leviticus
27:30-32). That is why God says: “Bring
all the tithes into the storehouse, that
there may be FOOD in my
house.” (Malachi 3:10). He does not
say “that there may be MONEY in my
house.” The food was used to feed the
Levites, the poor, widows, orphans and
strangers.
Pastors also conveniently fail to teach
the biblical tithe. The principles of
tithing were not laid down by Malachi.
They were laid down by Moses. The
study of Moses’ guidelines quickly
reveals that the biblical tithe has no
application whatsoever to Christians and
is mischievously violated by tithe-
collecting pastors today.
According to the Law of Moses, the
tithe was divided into three allocations.
The first year, it was given to the
Levite. The second year, it was given to
widows, orphans and the poor. The
third year, it was eaten in the company
of the faithful before the Lord as
thanksgiving for his faithfulness.
(Deuteronomy 14:22-28). In the
seventh year, there was no planting and
no reaping and therefore no tithing.
So the next time your pastor asks you
to pay tithe, ask him about the seventh-
year reprieve. Also ask him if you can
give your tithe to the orphanage, or
bring it as food items to be eaten in
church. Believe me; he will not agree
with you because it is your money he is
after.
Inapplicability of tithes
Tithing was only applicable to Jews and
to the land of Israel. When large
populations of Jews lived in Babylon,
Ammon, Moab, Egypt, and Syria, these
lands became tithe-able lands.
However, tithes were not acceptable
from strictly Gentile lands. So you
need to ask your pastor how come he is
collecting tithes in Nigeria.
Servants or slaves who worked on the
land did not tithe because the land did
not belong to them. Since only
agricultural and animal resources were
included, a fisherman gave no tithe of
his fisheries. Neither did a miner or a
carpenter pay tithes, nor anyone from
the various professional occupations. So
if you are not a farmer or a keeper of
livestock, tell your 419 pastor tithing is
biblically inapplicable to you.
Moreover, the only people authorised
to receive tithes were the Levites.
(Hebrews 7:5). So if your Pastor is a
“tithe-collector,” ask him if he happens
to be a Jew. Remind him that, even
though a Jew, Jesus could not receive
the tithe because he was not from the
tribe of Levi but from that of Judah.
The trick, of course, is for pastors today
to claim we are “Levites.” If your
pastor is one such dissembler, ask him
if he lives as a Levite. Remind him that
Levites had no land and did not have
private property. Ask him also how he
knows he is from the tribe of Levi,
which happens to be one of the lost
tribes of Israel. Point out to him that
even Jewish rabbis don’t claim to be
Levites today because all Jewish
genealogical records were lost with the
destruction of the Temple in AD 70,
ensuring that it is no longer possible to
ascertain the true identity of Levites.
Therefore, if Jews no longer tithe
because the Levites are a lost tribe,
how can Christian pastors collect tithes
when we are not even Jewish, how
much more Levites? If Jewish rabbis,
whose terms of reference remain the
Old Testament no longer collect tithes,
then pastors who insist Christians are
under a New Testament have no
business doing so.
The conclusion then is inescapable.
Every pastor who collects tithes is
nothing but “a thief and a
robber.” (John 10:1).

JAMB has pegged the 2013/2014 cut-off
mark at 180 for universities and 160 for
polytechnics and colleges of education.
However, each institution has its own
right to peg the cut-mark depending on
the number of candidates that applied
and their JAMB-UTME scores.
Knowing
the
cut-
off
mark
for
your
institutions
will enable you prepare well for their
exam and will also determine if there is
a need for changing of institution course
before it is too late. Below are cut-off
marks for some selected universities,
polytechnics and colleges of education
2013/2014 JAMB-UTME Cut-off Marks:
University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT:
200 and above for Dentistry, Pharmacy,
Engineering (except Civil &
Environmental Engineering),
Management Sciences, Medicine,
Nursing and Social Sciences; 180 and
above for others are invited to a
Screening Exercise First Choice and
Second Choice
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History) and Education 200 for others
Federal University of Technology
Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second
Choice.
University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and
Second Choice Most preferred
University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all
courses, First Choice only
University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN: 200
all courses; first and second Choice.
Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200;
first and second choice
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History) and Education and 200 for
others; first choice only.
University of Ilorin, Unilorin: – (i) 200
UTME for courses other than those listed
in (5) ‘O’ level Credits at not more than
two sittings. (ii) 220 UTME for
Accounting, Biochemistry, Business
Administration, Chemical Engineering,
Civil Engineering, Computer Science,
Common Law, Economics, English,
Electrical Engineering, Finance, Geology,
Industrial Chemistry, Mass
Communication, Mechanical
Engineering, Microbiology, Pharmacy
and Veterinary Medicine & (5) ‘O’ level
Credits at not more than two sittings.
(iii) MB;BS candidates who obtained: (a)
240 marks in the UTME and (b) Credit
Passes at one sitting only in the Senior
Secondary School Certificate
Examination or its equivalence in each
of the following subjects: English
Language, Mathematics, Physics,
Chemistry and Biology.
University of Ado- Ekiti: 200; First and
second choice
University of Benin, UNIBEN – 200; first
choice only
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria:
180 for Science based courses and 190
for Arts, Social Science, Law and
Administration; first choice only
Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto:
180; First and second choice
Federal University of Technology, Akure
FUTA: 200; first and second choice
University of Uyo, Uniuyo: 180; first
choice only
University of Calabar, Unical: 180 for
some courses and 200 for others
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
UNAAB – 180
University of Jos UNIJOS: 180; first and
second choice
Lagos State University LASU: 200; first
and second choice
Niger Delta University NDU: 180; first
choice only
TAI Solarin University of Education
TASUED: 180 first choice only and
change of course
Federal University of Technology (FUT),
Minna: (i) 220 for School of Engineering
and Engineering Technology and
Environmental Technology (ii) 200 for
School of Environmental Technology and
School of Science and Science Education
(iii) 190 for School of Agriculture and
Agricultural Technology and School of
Science and Science Education.
Federal University Dutsin-Ma, Katsina:
180; first choice only
Federal University Oye-Ekiti: 180; first
and second choice
Federal University of Wukari, Taraba
State: 180 in the Sciences and 190 in the
hmanities and Social Sciences; first and
second choice.
Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa
State: 180; first and second choice.
Ebonyi State University EBSU: 180; first
and second choice
Osun State University (UNIOSUN): 180 for
Agriculture, Education and Arts
(Humanities and Culture) and 200 for
the rest; First and second choice.
Federal University of Petroleum
Resources, Effurun: 180; first and second
choice
Michael Okpara University of
Agriculture, Umudike; 180; first and
second choice.
Anambra State University; 180; first and
second choice.
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma: 180;
first choice only
Kwara State University KWASU: 200; first
and second choice and changing of
courses.
Afe Babalola University (ABUAD): No
official cut-off mark.
Benson Idahosa University: No official
cut-off mark.
Bells University of Technology, Ota: No
cut-off mark, as long as you chose or
wish to change course.
Kaduna State University, KASU: 180
UTME cutoff (first choice only)
Imo State University IMSU: now Evan
Enwerem University EEU : 180
Enugu State University of Science Tech –
180
Adekunle Ajasin University: 200
Rivers State University of Science and
Technology, RSUST: 180 (1st choice only)
Delta State University, Abraka, DELSU:
180
Abia State University, Uturu, ABSUU: 180
University of Maiduguri, UniMaid: 180
Kogi State University, KSU:
University of Agriculture Makurdi, UAM:
Polytechnic and College of Education
2012/2013 JAMB-UTME Cut-off mark
List
Yaba College of Technology, YabaTech:
160
Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi: 180; most
preferred, more preferred or preferred
Polytechnic Ibadan: No cut-off mark as
long as you chose them as Most
Preferred, More Preferred, Preferred
and you can also do change of course.
Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro: No post-utme
screening –UTME are used for selection.
Federal College of Education (Special)
Oyo: 160 and first and second choice.
Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH:
160 cutoff
Institute of Management & Technology,
IMT: 160
Federal Polytechnic, Ede: 160
Federal Polytechnic Oko: 160. for more informat contact me on 2go: (samhim) ksu pd students that did not make up to the cut off mark can migrate to diploma.

JAMB has pegged the 2013/2014 cut-off
mark at 180 for universities and 160 for
polytechnics and colleges of education.
However, each institution has its own
right to peg the cut-mark depending on
the number of candidates that applied
and their JAMB-UTME scores.
Knowing
the
cut-
off
mark
for
your
institutions
will enable you prepare well for their
exam and will also determine if there is
a need for changing of institution course
before it is too late. Below are cut-off
marks for some selected universities,
polytechnics and colleges of education
2013/2014 JAMB-UTME Cut-off Marks:
University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT:
200 and above for Dentistry, Pharmacy,
Engineering (except Civil &
Environmental Engineering),
Management Sciences, Medicine,
Nursing and Social Sciences; 180 and
above for others are invited to a
Screening Exercise First Choice and
Second Choice
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History) and Education 200 for others
Federal University of Technology
Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second
Choice.
University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and
Second Choice Most preferred
University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all
courses, First Choice only
University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN: 200
all courses; first and second Choice.
Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200;
first and second choice
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History) and Education and 200 for
others; first choice only.
University of Ilorin, Unilorin: – (i) 200
UTME for courses other than those listed
in (5) ‘O’ level Credits at not more than
two sittings. (ii) 220 UTME for
Accounting, Biochemistry, Business
Administration, Chemical Engineering,
Civil Engineering, Computer Science,
Common Law, Economics, English,
Electrical Engineering, Finance, Geology,
Industrial Chemistry, Mass
Communication, Mechanical
Engineering, Microbiology, Pharmacy
and Veterinary Medicine & (5) ‘O’ level
Credits at not more than two sittings.
(iii) MB;BS candidates who obtained: (a)
240 marks in the UTME and (b) Credit
Passes at one sitting only in the Senior
Secondary School Certificate
Examination or its equivalence in each
of the following subjects: English
Language, Mathematics, Physics,
Chemistry and Biology.
University of Ado- Ekiti: 200; First and
second choice
University of Benin, UNIBEN – 200; first
choice only
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria:
180 for Science based courses and 190
for Arts, Social Science, Law and
Administration; first choice only
Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto:
180; First and second choice
Federal University of Technology, Akure
FUTA: 200; first and second choice
University of Uyo, Uniuyo: 180; first
choice only
University of Calabar, Unical: 180 for
some courses and 200 for others
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
UNAAB – 180
University of Jos UNIJOS: 180; first and
second choice
Lagos State University LASU: 200; first
and second choice
Niger Delta University NDU: 180; first
choice only
TAI Solarin University of Education
TASUED: 180 first choice only and
change of course
Federal University of Technology (FUT),
Minna: (i) 220 for School of Engineering
and Engineering Technology and
Environmental Technology (ii) 200 for
School of Environmental Technology and
School of Science and Science Education
(iii) 190 for School of Agriculture and
Agricultural Technology and School of
Science and Science Education.
Federal University Dutsin-Ma, Katsina:
180; first choice only
Federal University Oye-Ekiti: 180; first
and second choice
Federal University of Wukari, Taraba
State: 180 in the Sciences and 190 in the
hmanities and Social Sciences; first and
second choice.
Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa
State: 180; first and second choice.
Ebonyi State University EBSU: 180; first
and second choice
Osun State University (UNIOSUN): 180 for
Agriculture, Education and Arts
(Humanities and Culture) and 200 for
the rest; First and second choice.
Federal University of Petroleum
Resources, Effurun: 180; first and second
choice
Michael Okpara University of
Agriculture, Umudike; 180; first and
second choice.
Anambra State University; 180; first and
second choice.
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma: 180;
first choice only
Kwara State University KWASU: 200; first
and second choice and changing of
courses.
Afe Babalola University (ABUAD): No
official cut-off mark.
Benson Idahosa University: No official
cut-off mark.
Bells University of Technology, Ota: No
cut-off mark, as long as you chose or
wish to change course.
Kaduna State University, KASU: 180
UTME cutoff (first choice only)
Imo State University IMSU: now Evan
Enwerem University EEU : 180
Enugu State University of Science Tech –
180
Adekunle Ajasin University: 200
Rivers State University of Science and
Technology, RSUST: 180 (1st choice only)
Delta State University, Abraka, DELSU:
180
Abia State University, Uturu, ABSUU: 180
University of Maiduguri, UniMaid: 180
Kogi State University, KSU:
University of Agriculture Makurdi, UAM:
Polytechnic and College of Education
2012/2013 JAMB-UTME Cut-off mark
List
Yaba College of Technology, YabaTech:
160
Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi: 180; most
preferred, more preferred or preferred
Polytechnic Ibadan: No cut-off mark as
long as you chose them as Most
Preferred, More Preferred, Preferred
and you can also do change of course.
Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro: No post-utme
screening –UTME are used for selection.
Federal College of Education (Special)
Oyo: 160 and first and second choice.
Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH:
160 cutoff
Institute of Management & Technology,
IMT: 160
Federal Polytechnic, Ede: 160
Federal Polytechnic Oko: 160

@op all u need now is just one bottle of beer, trust me it works ve tried it before..

Married Abuja Based Female Artiste, Gina,
Pays $85,000 Surgery Fee For Angelina
Jolie Lips
While some are crying for food, some have
more than enough to even throw to the bin.
One of the people who have more than
enough is a married Abuja based artist, Mrs.
Regina Adeola, popularly called Gina, who
allegedly said to have paid a whopping $
85,000 as surgery fee to have her lips
restructured to be like the American super
actress, Angelina Jolie’s.
With this new development, no doubt, the
lifestyle of entertainers in Nigeria, has
massively taken a new turn. These new
generation artistes imbibing all sorts of
habits from their fellow American counterpart
and the plastic surgery which was popularized
by American celebrities seems to be the in-
thing for these our Nigerian celebrities these
days.
However, whatever that is done under the
sun must always come to light, no matter
how perfectly orchestrated and concealed,
that is the case of the not too sexy singer.
Strong facts surfaced earlier this week,
indicating that the lips of Abuja Based Pop-tar
Mrs. Regina Adeola a.k.a. “African Jolie” are
Pure Fake!
The secret of her artificial lips was disclosed
by her intimate friend named Aisha, the two
were said to have been at loggerheads over
matter relating to men and Aisha spilled the
beans of Gina’s deal in Spain where she went
to do the lips surgery for $80,000 and
additional $5000 for ‘after surgery’,
maintenance and healing drugs.

Gone are those days I was a kid
when....
Pu**y meant CAT Sex meant GENDER,
Dick was a NAME, Bang was a SOUND,
SCREW was a mechanical tool,
CLIMAX simply referred to an end.
DOGGY was just a dog Scissors, wheelbarrow,
missionary were just words ROD was just an
iron... UUhhhh!
But Now that I'm grown up, I notice they just
sound so weird in
public every time i mention them, People say
am Naughty.... Was my teacher
lying or... Did i attend the wrong school ?
Somebody help!!!
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!