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gerrisson: So other channels are showing?

scrambled channels bro, I wan die for anger

dazzlingbeau: Good morning everyone,i just woke up and decided to self service, keeps me sane all through the day.

fine girl like you dey masturbate

gerrisson: Maybe is not code 41, it's 11G+, please anyone has an 11G+ that is showing?

no oh, I have 11g+ but sshd3 dey talk but no picture...more like radio commentary. Lol

Those of us that can't even view canal+s which of the code are we on?

Adned28: My ss3ni is working fine with zero freeze,so guys relax.

what do I press to check the code cos nothing is showing on mine except for cctv

Q11g+ not showing please any help will be appreciated

[quote author=lynpetra]@op,please watch out for people like me

1.I hate brushing cos it always make me wanna vomit,esp when am struggling with my tongue.

2.I eat before I brush in the morning,so whatt

3.I barely brush at night except a gun is aimed at my head

4.I love taking suya garnished with onions,so you better watch out for the stench that will ooze out first thing in the morning

5.Have you ever come across spices like Iru/ogiriI love dishes made with that and so apart from the water o drink,I DON'T rinse my smelly mouth!!!

6.Finally....if you can't kiss me,you must surely give me a lollipop lick!I strive to keep that part clean


make I give you lollipop nau

[quote author=naijathings][size=16pt]wait a minute... your husband had sex with you for the first time after 5 whole months? MY GOD!!![/size]
i spend my time being patient in the courtship and still have to wait 5 whole months to furck? Nightmare, God forbid. Scam.
if i was him, i will simply give you three days to make up your mind or I take it outside...
most guys like me get easily turned off when a woman reacts saying it is too painful every time we try to get IT in

put yourself in his shoes..
you want to furk your husband and he keeps making excuses for 5 months.. thats when you start saying he has used his dieck for rituals.
i swear... you are lucky he is not someone like me, i would never disturb you for sex till you cry and beg and call all your village people. which kain rubbish be that?

tell your husband to finger you properly.. starting with one finger, then two, then three, then he slide it in with enough KY Jelly or Olive oil or groundnut oil so that your pusiy can be ready for the bigger one.



LMAO! Olboy men don provoke

One of the constraints of this so called no sex till marriage thing, assuming this guy straff small before marriage at least you guys would have discovered this issue and find a way of resolving it earlier than now

Use am collect enough control

[quote author=Mermaid.of.life]no [/quote]omo this babe na real mammy water oh

Psychedelia: Even her shot with this raging queer, Denrele, had more chemistry...

[img]http://1.bp..com/-bGrIMuF8wMw/UmdXBU5b3-I/AAAAAAAALdQ/HYPmXciFm-Q/s400/Cossy-and-Denrele.jpg[/img]

chimo!!! See bress na, ashewo or no ashewoci love this girl

How e take affect airtel stopping bis on non bb device by 12am today?

Errm, airtel just text me that bb plans won't work on non bb devices as from 3rd of December. :-(

Nna ehn, mine was really mysterious in the sense that it was stolen right inside my room where I was charging it.
2month ago I woke up early in the morning to go greet my parents in their flat, on my way going I saw someone coming upstairs but because there are lots of female students in my flat I thought he might be one of their boyfriends so I ignored the guy. I didn't spend 5minutes at my dads flat only foe me to find out my phone has been removed from the charger right there in my room.
I asked the girls about the guy that just came up and they said nobody came looking for them, this was around 7am..i quickly called the number it was switched off. All this happened in the space of 5minutes so I assumed the thief was familiar with my room.
well, I just forgot about it and bought a windows phone the next week it happened..the phone stolen was a curve 7.

pendusky: my thought exactly!! hehehehe

check out the pose by the light guy, classic...LMAO

Airtel no even allow d pics load finish. Mcheew

But those boobs looks nice sha

adaobi123: No

thanks

Abeg this BBM don reach windows phone? Can my Lumia also ping?

Any hope of windows phone having BBM?

Please help me unlock this etisalat modem. Huawei model:e303u-1 imei:861195002676951. Thank u

hackex: YERIME NEW WIFE..

Abeg u get this girl contact?

Please someone should help me with the code to unlock my mtn fastlink modem.
Model:E303s-1
Imei:868988012042120
S/N:u9cbya92b2318230
Please I will appreciate if anyone can help with the code to unlock it

luvmijeje: Am I the only one that doesn't get this joke? Do you use vaseline to masturb.a.t.e?

No, its agboniki balm he should use

Delafruita: how is it your business if one man decides to eye another man?

O_o #gayAlert

Which one is "suspected" again? Later they will release them

Just for the records ojb marry 3 wives...poor man no dey marry 3 wives for this modern era