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Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

darnley16:
noooooo, just offer them ur punny next time b4 they tear it for u, mtchewww

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

klem93:
Abobaku in Yoruba means someone that dies with the king, when the king dies the Abobaku also dies with the king and is a chieftancy title to some family. The Abobaku of Ile Ife is currently on the run which may stall the final burial rite of the Late Oba Sijuade the Ooni Of Ife.



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chowlade:
are u gay? do u have dickk? is d gal very ugly with leprosy on her skin? dont tell me this cuz addonbilivit

christinie:
Stop insulting a man better than you in all ramifications. Even those who keep shining light on GEJ's anus are not perfect themselves. If you doubt me you can google Aisha Buhari and see whether her name is not listed among those who stole from the country. Even PMB wasn't perfect as PTF Chairman. Let's not crucify GEJ as if he's the worst person in Nigeria. Remember that IBB has never been questioned for once for stealing from Nigeria. Let's fight corruption without insulting the ex President. I know that Buhari is not very happy that International bodies praised GEJ for his peaceful disposition during the last Presidential election and post election but must he ridicule him like this? Tinubu, Fashola, Amechi, Atiku, Mamora are being celebrated by APC daily while they feed us with negative stories about GEJ. They all went to see Wole Soyinka in his house last week and this week he's criticising GEJ. Am I surprised? Hell NO! Enough is enough!!!

firstEVA:
for those of you quoting me and spewing thrash, here it is, find out when a woman starts puberty and ends, then when a man starts and ends puberty your answer lies there.

firstEVA:
Biologically, a women is older than her age mate.

Boss13:
Sorry guys had to take the pictures from upstairs. Scared of the opinions of my neighbors. So I am hiding for now.

Taylor86:
I no tell una

this is exactly what their problem is

photos everywhere

this is y i keep wailing for my nation

this is what happens when u hv a photogenic president

a president who takes pleasure on twitter, instagram and whatsapp

buhari keep competing with kim kardashian

baba go slow

omonnakoda:
Na Sango go kill your father join. Bastard

omonnakoda:
Blindness will strike your mother and she will die suddenly

Femoooo:
I admire the fact that the other guy was able to reply with all respect and as much as I would equally wish to respectfully reply this few posts, I am finding it difficult to understand the way u reason. I do not see or sense anything rude in the reply. I do not know anyone here but he has expressed himself carefully and the choice of his words were not bad either. What I cannot understand about your own weird reply is where u asked if he could speak to a stranger face to face like that. Now if u were the stranger, what would u have done? Beat him,hit him or kill him which is probably possible like the touts u are defending. Your defence might be meaningful in anyway I am not aware of but ur mentality is stupid if I understand u.

omonnakoda:
The word Omo-onile roughly translates to autochthon or aborigine. I do not see that as a badge of shame. I expressed myself to the forum without addressing your specific circumstances and did not abuse you or anyone so please what gives you the right to be rude,that we are on the internet? Would you speak to a stranger that way face to face because they have a different perspective? Learn to be courteous so as to avoid unnecessary abuse or personal conflict

omonnakoda:
I think people are being hypocrites on the one hand they advocate that family should sell land and disappear in Lagos but do not apply the same standard in the Niger Delta.
Land is the life and identiy of a people.It is who they are and CANNOT be bought. The family heads hold land IN TRUST as Trustees .They can only rent it or lease it. The so called buyers are tenants and should deal with that. Yes omo onile's should be more civil and formalized but those who believe they are buying land in Ikorodu are deceiving themselves.Ikorodu is under Native law and is not the same as Ikoyi.

Ask yourself this question.When you buy land from a family and then you get a C of O for 99 years who owns the land after that 99 years. If oil is discovered on the land you buy and then drilled who gets community payments?
People should stop heating the policy. The Eternal rights to the land belong to the Omo-onile and any other person is a tenant

kilode100:
Those white garment woli dey gather giant blockous o

missgray:
or u could just skip mine and keep viewing other comments

missgray:
No 5, very annoying

barcanista:
Nonsense! We all know know that Sambo Dasuki, Aliyu Gusau, IBB and co belongs to a different Military camp from Buhari, Abacha and co. It all started in 1985 when Buhari was toppled by the IBB "boys". Dasuki personally pointed gun at Buhari's head in Dodan barracks. When Abacha struck he moved to retaliate. First, he deposed Dasuki's father as the Sultan of Sokoto. Then he prematurely retured Sambo Dasuki as a colonel. Buhari was part of Abacha's government and one of Abacha's strongest ally. What we are witnessing is continuation of their fight and not corruption fight. If Buhari wants to fight his kinsman then he should move for the Abachas.

#Nonsense

MizMyColi:


Someone has been cooking lies in the same kitchen as Swahili Repotese.

9 Cars.... 12 Cars (5 bullet proof) ---> Maggi Chicken peri peri

3 Guns... 7 high caliber rifles, (high assault weapons, several magazines and military related gears)----> Maggi Star, Royco, Doyin, Suppy and Nutmeg powder.

Btw, I saw this on twitter...
Could it be true, or some Maggi infested cooked up story too?

IdisuleOurOwn:
A product of Biafra.



His kind will be among those who will sit at the comfort of their home in London and be calling for Biafra.

shm.

endowednicky:
pele OP

Euro31:
Biafra is not born out of politics, there was Biafra before the zoo sets in.

In the zoo there have been.

Kano Riot of 1956 Igbos target.

Kano Riot of 1958 Igbos targeted.

Maitatisine of the 1984.

Sharia Riot in North targeted.

Miss World Riot in North Igbos targeted.

US invasion of Iraq in North Igbos targeted.

US invasion of Afghanistan in North Igbos were killed.

Israel fight against Hamas, Igbos were killed.

Cartoon Riot Igbos were killed.

Election violence Igbos were killed.

Reinhard Bonke Crusade Riot igbos were killed.

Eclipse of the Moon Igbos were targeted.

Tell me what we have in common with uncircumcized philistine.

Igbos kids will score higher to gain admission in Nigeria but others will score low.

Igbos will die in Lagoon if they vote their choice in Lagos but others will walk free.

Imo and Abia States will use their oil to finace beggerly Osun and Ekiti States but Yorubass will carry placards insulting Igbos to leave Lagos.

May the blood of those that believe in one Nigeria be spilled in the altar of the fraud.



Is the genocide not enough?