₦airaland Forum

ekelebeXstunner:
Well then, you’re in luck. Drink urine every day for eight weeks. You will be cured.

... if what you said is reasonable to you.. then thanks...

Dannielolufe:
You can start freelancing business a d I will guide you

I'm interested sir.. I need your guide..

ekelebeXstunner:
The picture is best imagined. Keep asking for help on Nairaland. Na una way.

You can ask for help anywhere bro.. the doctor we're meeting are also human, though they better with knowledge and experience, but who knows this might be new to them aswell, plus there are doctors here too.. last last asking from nairaland doesn't stop one from still visiting hospital or does it?? Thanks anyways

Notentitled:
Please go and run an x-ray for proper diagnosis.

something i might get to go for but needed to still find out if anyone has knowledge about what it is or has someone who's experienced thesame.. thanks bro..

Isobug:
No picture

didn't realize the picture was not uploaded with it yesterday.. it's there now..

Noticed this increasing growth on my ribs.. not hurting or painful in anyway. Just concern what the growth could be .. pictures below

Elemosho478:
The West are not saints and exploited Africa but definitely China and Russia are not better, they just don't have the opportunity in fact Russia and China can even be worse.

Historically country like China and Russia only respect the strong and Africa and black people in general are very weak in all aspects of life.

If country like China, Russia, North Korea and even Iran get power to do anything and are in charge. I tell you black people will become slaves again

It is just very stupid for any African to pick a side, it is better to be neutral because none of them like your black ass but if i want to pick, i will still pick the west because at least black people have been allowed to lead and achieve a lot.

And you think Africans are Kings and princes now? Modern day slaves keep whynning..

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LeeSmart:
Iran no wise at all
To me dis sounds like a bait for dem and it's so unfortunate dey fell for it
Just wait for U.S comeback....

Something tells me daht dey want to use dis opportunity to negotiate for prisoners swap with USA

lol still wondering how someone from a state in Nigeria knows better than Supreme leader and president .. well done..

SoNature:
Oga, church and wickedness have nothing in common. God is not responsible for people's hypocrisy, evil and deceit. The problem with Nigeria is that we abused everything, including religion. Because God is merciful, Nigerians abused religion.

But the same God made it abundantly clear that there's a day of judgment and that everyone will account for their deeds. While we wait for that day, anyone who dies appears before God in judgment

hmn, na whc theology school you go bro ??

pheelbert:
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whereas custom officer transport rice from the neigbhour border into the country on daily basis.....

ClearFlair:
Peter Obi is one of the very few politicians who truly care about the people

no one of the few who's got nothing to offer just keep running mouth every now and then ...

LOVEGINO:
Two loosers

you get.. even if they add okowa to make them 3 .. they'll still keep failing to a man who's waited this long and done all assignment before coming out to lead.... everybody keeps shouting and complaing... they want something that's been bad and patched over centuries to get better in a day.. na miracle dem need... sharp result sharp money, they never want to work or labour for it ... oh I think they want asiwaju to join in the patching too so the next presidents and next generation will come face worst.. poor Nigerians.

Gainman:
when u do not understand what an insult means. Point out where I insult u

.. its a good use of word when you say human reason upside down. Anyway I'm out... enjoy you're day

Gainman:
what concerns me about Egypt and Morocco. Do I live there. I don't know how u people reason upside down. I am here talking about A, Anu are talking about B. Is there no fact in what I said. Instead of you to counter what I said with reasons. U did not and u are bringing in Egypt and Morocco. Am I from Egypt? Or do Nigeria leaders reason like Egypt leaders. Or do we practice d same constitution. I am not saying a Christian leader can be100% good but I did research and arrived at this. A good and God fearing Christian will not even venture into politics due to reasons or Nigeria factors. But any Muslim person does not care. He will not reason if joining politics will make him sin. I have come to conclusion than all Nigeria past and present Muslim leaders are devoid of fear of God.

I would not exchange words with your likes. (People who can't make a sentence without including insult)..

bdon123:
Abeg wen again is israel gonna get bleeped?d last time from 1948 israel fought 5 Arab nations n fcked dem all n came out strong wit more territories it collected.

Do you mean with the help of united state? Until when United state starts facing their own challenge, then you'll see how vulnerable the small isreal is.....

Gainman:
Islam never show u pepper. A Muslim ruler will never rule well. Go and ask Buhari and tinubu. Muslim rulers have d worst record in all Africa. No fear of God.

and all of Tunisia, Egypt, morocco, Algeria , Libya are still being ruled by muslim leader.... I don hear you

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Foax76:
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I do this with ease everyday and it doesn't take time at all. I stake in the morning around 4am and late in the night for midnight games. I'll tell you what to look out for and what not do.

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Foax76:
Do sport Arbitrage if you don't know about it drop a message for me..

If you are looking for long term gain and discipline you can get 70% profit of your 200k monthly..

I do this with ease everyday and it doesn't take time at all. I stake in the morning around 4am and late in the night for midnight games. I'll tell you what to look out for and what not do.

Every business involves risk but this one is not not Gambling it's financial freedom.

Split that 200k into ½ keep one and start sport Arbitrage with the other half.

Can you please enlighten me on this ?

Benki003:
Find sure 2 odd that's 400k

where you go see the 2 sure odd?

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Notatribalist:
Drugs may may not work,but natural herbs and some coffee works. I was in same situation,mine was so bad that I can ejaculate without having sex. Just by thinking about sex can do the job. I was not even having erection,just ejaculation. It was one herb I used that solved the problem. And you said he should have sex raw? Dude do you even think of STI and STDs?

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Coolboy009:
yes these are the most important ones
Sorry for the delay
These are some of the supplement that u need to regain your strength.
* Shilajit resin
*Zinc picolinate
*Amino acid ( The one that contains at least more than 10 different amino acid)
* Ashagandha
Shilajit is the most powerful and effective, make sure you buy the resin form. It contains a wide spectrum of minerals, fulvic acid, and other plant-based compounds that can potentially offer a range of health benefits. buy from a trusted online store like Amazon and check the product rating and review b4 buying.

Zinc is very important because u have lost a lot during frequent ejaculations. make sure picolinate form of zinc is what u buy, that is what your body can absorbed well. The Amino acid is also important to balanced your neurotransmitter, especially dopamine and acetylcholine.

The ultimate important thing, you need to stop masturbation completely for the period of treatment. If you start your treatment your libido will increase and u will be tempted to do it, but don't try it. Good luck, u are free to ask me any questions.

how long would this treatment be taken sorry??

obicoolnino:
Watch hw agbado micreants will rush out in their thousands to draw comparisons even without reading the write up...cornfused set of beings.

you just stated how your mind and head is being wired ...

obicoolnino:
Sub standard weapons I guess....do we even have weapons manufacturing industry here in Nigeria?

see idiotic reasoning.. substandard you'll never appreciate what's yours... what's substandard will eventually get better as long as you keep working on it and bettering it... but you prefer to waste money buying from the USA, if China didn't start their Chinese products we were rejecting back in those years will they be where they are today, you can't run when you haven't even walk.... let's encourage each other and help each other get better at whatever we do.. not condemn it and kill the spirit and mind that wishes to work ...

Streett:
Masturbation ain’t the reason for Your weak 10seconds strokes …. Scratch off that mentality first things first! (Except You get libido issue matta sha though) …… But say Masturbation na why you dey quick to fvck, stroke less & cum fast …… Naaaaa!


Me self dey masturbate once once .., BUT not as overly too much as Yours and guess what, I still constantly rearrange & Dissect my Caro’s gut, spleen, liver & bowels on missionary & ruthless backshots steadily on overtime just as she wanted it AND as it should be ..💦

You mentioned from 16yrs…. So what? ….. most of us been beating our meat since jss1….. so my guy lock up! Masturbation na norms…..!

Folks be pretending they don’t masturbate and be way too shy to talk or admit it !
Big ups to the Ladies, They admit it more often these days than the guys 😉


Some guys sha 🤦🏿‍♂️
The Real Simping Simps Of Nairaland 🤣

Me no be Simple Man.. I rugged, i get coconut head I stubborn die ah no dey gree and ah no dey hear word 🤣🤣…

Infact I stay dedicated when it’s time, You go think say ah wan do special prayer … na lie … ah wan masturbate be that 🤣😂….
No distractions… jus me and my private me time , infact ah dey hang calls while in the middle of it except you dey very important for my life that’s when I can take calls of such.. Just me… Exploring all by myself.

Everything needed kept aside, Towel or tissue, Headphones, Make sure doors re properly docked & locked, curtains are drawn as well.. Snacks and coke or water aside incase session enter 1hr.. I might need the fluid & snack Intake.. 🤓

And I so sorry for you if come looking for me or calling my phone or God help you you no call me before you comot house dey drive down then the estate gate calls that you’re are at the gate at such time .. sorry you dey your own… 😏
You go old for that gate/door😂.. Till I round up Wetin concern me 😏

Infact Masturbation self get level….
The energy needed to nut on coochie shot is different from video calls watching each other spreading & gaping y’all glory to one another as yall get sunk in the moment drainin each other the fvck out 🤣🤣…..

You can nut to countless broads at the same damn time , Potential is endless with Masturbation 😂…. Nothing spent , No pre or post nut drama .. No nothing! Just peace 😂…. Energy spent well deserved 😂
Nothing like that annoying questions some few Naija ladies ask after sex…. “Did You cum inside me”? 🤦🏿‍♂️
Kai 🤦🏿‍♂️….
That question go make you feel like say you useless true true for life and you self go begin believe 🤣🤣
That’s what that Teri me question does to us 😂
Ladies abegg make Una stop am , Try appreciate the effort put in to make y’all convulse in a healthy orgasm🥲.. we dey try, our lives too matta 🤣🤣




Nigga I beat my meat in solitude till i blast off loads of warm creams to utmost satisfaction 💦..
Wow…. It feels divine! The feel is inexplicable.. ⚡️🔥🤲🏽…. All of a sudden I wanted some more …Something this beautiful and therapeutic can never be demonic … Una dey mad ? 😂!
How you gon talk ill about shixt you ain’t never felt or experienced 🤷🏿‍♂️…..I mean it’s right there, You only failed to explore or experience it …. And so those who had more balls than You did. But then you turn around and brand them “demonic “…
ok o demonic kwa 😂😂
Iha tuluto , infact o to gbuom hands down 🤣
You dey kolum akiko 😂😂😂
Make Thunder wipe your belle commot 😂….
Self called half baked ignorant wannabes
talkin bout demonic my ass 🙄😏

It takes a Special kind of woman to take one to that euphoric orgasm zenith that one has attained overtime over the years of Masturbation.
You dey whyne Masturbation ni 🤣….. una go learn 😂

Matter of fact , Na Masturbation naim make me sabi fvck well well …. The real ones weh know wassup know wetin I mean🤓…

Built me own Orgasm endurance through Masturbation. we go fvck tire o 🤣🤣
We no dey cum again self 😂
And the gbola self begin dey grow dey big due to years of constant excessive stroking and stretching during wankk sessions …..oh lord see my life 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣😂
See body … see gbola … see endurance .. and naturally we con spoil join 😂
Omo 😂
See Husband material 10,000 Yards 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we con start OnlyFans with una, sorry o 🤣..
Otilor 😂
I sell my pride for Solo Orgasm 🤣
the matta long 😂
Aradugbo Egbami o 🤣🤣🤣
Cuz Wetin be this 😂😂

Oh Well, Jokes aside … jus don’t over do it … Cuz you’d be loosing way too many vitamins & minerals especially if you’re not eating right or lacking daily supplements to help aid your immune system…. Even with them daily Aid supplements , still don’t over do it that’s all!


But that Your daily wankk routine too much na ..
8 sessions a day would sure fvck up Your immune system most definitely….

But wait.. Guy small small na !
8 solo orgasm a day for this harsh economy 😂
You trynna OD on Your own Orgasm Bruh 🤣🤣



Make we serious small
…The result you get from drinking a cup of water is quite different from the Result you get from gulping down a large drum of water…. Don’t get me wrong, water is sure vital in this narrative , but different consequences or results when consumed in different ways or measures.. ☝🏾

You catch me drift Yea? Bible self talk am say too much of everything is bad!…. So easy my brother

Na straight from large drum You dey drink daily all these while Bros 😂….
Alaye abegg try dey use cup henceforth 🤣


Try reduce am and as well stick to a few Daily Vitamins & Supplements to help You Recuperate & Live healthier….. Exercise more too! Make Fatigue no go kill You throway o 😂…… You been stuck on level Fatigue Bruh… fatigue Lifestyle Bruh 😂…. E no dey be you like say eye wan turn you sometimes ni 😂….. You lack vitamins & minerals Bruh 😂… And No be say you lack am o 😂You dey waste am daily with nothing in return to supplement 🤣…
Bros You wicked small sha nor be lie 🤣🤣…
You been unconsciously suicidal Nwanne 😂



So You gats supplement for lost energy my guy…. stick to eating well , reduce Your daily SPERM discharge … Rest well… Be productive! Seek valuable distractions as well…
Na fatigue dey carry you dey flaccid anyhow when Caro spread sheer butter for your front 🤦🏿‍♂️



Lastly, Quit bussin nuts on Your Grandpa’s Grave..….. That’s being a total nuisance & Demonic 🤣 Yo’ 😡

Yes o! That wan demonic well well no be small 😂…
Ah no support that wan o
me self fear you small for here 😂
…. Be like you mental self 😂
Abi Bros You mental ? 🤣🤣


Cuz wtf Bruh ? Y’all got beef going on before he passed on Thats got you spillin creams on Your own Lineage ? 🤷🏿‍♂️… me self confuse !

Do that shixt at your own privacy whenever you deem it fit to Okay … ✊🏽



Meanwhile Majority of us like Masturbation die o …. Infact nothing can put asunder🤣
But the bad bad evil and dirty bigotry hypocrisy weh full their mind no go let them admit or talk true for this Nairaland 🤣🤣….. Bootlickers 😂, I know a few… Desperate attention beggars🤣… Poor Gutted bigoted ones too…
Slaves 😂😂….
Awon pretender osi 😂…..
Premiums Ozuors 😂….


Ladies, Some of Una lack orgasm na why Una face strong pass Israel special forces too self .…
Aunty you self chill, create a You time and explore that kitten … Know thy self so that another jigga fit know You the right way You want am to… Better solo orgasm makes you Glow …. Buss some few solo nuts often 💦… that’s how You look radiant & stay approachable 😢
Una go live happier life see better husband I swear 😪… Trsut me , We Men Love our women CRAZY …. That’s why we always go back back to or have that nasty side chic down the road 😂

And for You reading this Deep down You & I know You’ll never stop touching yourself 🤓…… Fear not Bruh, I’m with You 🤣

Guy, I don’t plan to stop either😂🤣🤣…..
Never 😂!!!
We die here 🤣
The subscription longgggg🤣
Ehn Yes I stubborn I corrupt I agree 😂🤣…
Me and my Personal enjoyment for LIFE ✊🏽🤣🤣
Na me be my own Personal Therapist , ain’t shixt you can tell me 😂.. Masturbation valid for me die seh 😂

Dollar don high … things don cost …. Love scarce… Fvck cheap… STD the cheapest … infact na free 🤦🏿‍♂️

Las Las Masturbation ain’t for the faint hearted, it’s for the strong ones 😪
If e easy Oya run am 😂
You weh dey shout its disgusting Oya Nack 8 times like this my brother and see wether You no go need ICU 😂🤣….

So e no easy abegg! We dey try ….😂



God abegg o ..
But which Kain life be this self na 😔
Make person wake up dey discus toto prick and cum this early December morning 😔.. Abegg ah don commot hand for this kain matta for now 😔


Later abegg .. Una do well drag me enter thread weh I try avoid countless times since I wake up this morning 🥲

Y’all made me do too much up there 😪
I’m gonna go look for my home training & think about my future too 😪


Ah wan serious small 🤓


Never

I refuse to be serious 🤣🤣…. I stupid die 😂😂
Serious kini 🤣
It’s too boring na


…. Who seriousness help for this economy self
Abeggy 😂
Seriousness weh no gree turn us to pilot and lawyer as we wanted back in the days in primary school 😂
I want to be a President , I want to be a Doctor when I grow up 😂.. dem go con clap for you your head go swell up 🤣🤣

POS Bet9ja don full everywhere 😂
For this Nigeria
Jus dey play

Bros masturbation is the cause... a lot of people have complained thesame thing, yet some will come out and shun it like it's not true. Could be wrong way of Masturbation anyway.... but Masturbation is the thing.

LadyRosa2:
Can't wait for him in particular to be eliminated.
Isreal intelligence is topnotch. I salute.


"Our job is to find Sinwar and kill him."

Straight up!

They kill him and many more will still rise.. whatever is expected of humans leaving in idp camp, while they keep slaving you.. that's more like what thr Bible wrote about isreal being in Egypt back then... why would Gaza not at anytime know peace if there was no power oppressing them that they need to fight against..

Corrections:
It is when Muslims meet a deadlier iron hand (like israel) than them, is when a comment like yours comes out of their mouth..

So, when Muslims were celebrating the death of Israelites on Oct7
(and that of Deborah yakkub in Nigeria) they didn't know we are all human??

Ogbeni were all human and that's what everyone of us should believe...its when some mumu people begin to championship vengeance that this menace never stop..... killing everyday .. to me Muslims are forever my brothers spouse they're are him.. now I think I respect Nigeria traditional rulers more cause they seems to never have provlem with either religion in Nigeria, they're truly this peace taken away from this country... God punish all evil doers in the name of defense..

bdon123:
Fck hamas

thesame way hamas is getting bleeped is thesame way isreal is gonna get bleeped, they're not too big to get thessme treatment when the bigger ones come for them, just that you lot will start playing the pity cards.. still wondering what the heart of humans be like... you praise some for what you blame some for...

mpire:
The Lametation of a Terrorist Chapter 1 Verse 1

Is anyone stopping you righting alongside your fellow terrorists? Oh you're in Nigeria and you don't even have balls to go fight Boko Haram murdering your family in the north. dumb.ass.

lol I don't have no family getting murdered by bokoharam, I only know there's always no peace for the wicked.... war mongers. War cheerers ...