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heemah: kiss?? *scratches head* when?

Don't spoil ur fine hair by scratching it. Your hair is too valuable. Remember when you were a bit under the weather?
*weeps*
Mhen..i was really jazzed. I hope Ada does not see this

Good night Heemah. I need to go get some sleep now. Dream of me, cos I would dream of you.

Ojestas: grabs stone,, please, where are they? Samguine is my target

heemah: Wow! Dancing gaskichum!! dz calls for celebration..Ojestas, Traecey, Fluffy22, u r all invited..Boifwend, wea d party at?

Lols..finish the fast first. Then we gonna celebrate everything at once. Remember, you still owe me a kiss

Fluffy22: Lol. George ko. You no like Washington

Washington is too American joor. George is cool enough

heemah: just lyk am ur adopted cousin.

Nope. You officially are my girlfriend

wen we enter 500, make una buzz me

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Page 500. I was here

heemah: Ojestas was right bou u...Most caring! Ladies man! BLO! dtz U.

Common...I just care about my adopted neice. I am officially an adopted e-uncle

Fluffy22: lol. You don't even know if it's a girl yet. So better get a baby boy name too.

If na baby boy, I'd call him George

Fluffy22: I didn't feel much kicks today. Only in the morning

Hey calm down. Don't stress the baby joor. Sharon would kick wen she feels like it. And tell her her adopted uncle sends his greetings

Fluffy22: HEhe. Nice name but na only you go dey call am the name. Lool.

Of course..only I have the right to call her that.

Fluffy22: Where's everybody

My preggy sweetheart. How is Sharon doing? (that is my name for the baby ). Hope she has kicked again?

heemah: Ma handsome cousin,am gud..U?

I am doing very well too. How is the countdown going? Monday right?

Heemah..the lady with a beautiful name, Raheema. How are you today?

Valentinooo: i'm beginning to suspect this runz thing now self. Most of the pple i've been seeing are either runzing to one state or the other. At a time i wonder If everybody is doing self posting then who will nysc post?

Dey there dey jonz

TiffanyJ: Hy guys, i'm in a sort of dilemma. I bought four white shorts a little to big for me, (i'm on the slim side). I took all four to a tailor to help slim fit for me.
I just got it from him but they are a little tight though i can run and exercise in them, my cousin who had just finished serving told me i won't be allowed in them.
He was emphasizing on loose fitted. Please, is this true?

You cousin was obviously trolling you. From your description, I see nothing wrong with the shirts. Maybe he doesn't want awon boys to ogle at your luscious body structure

Akerry: Samguine, ojestas, meeky, smeeky and everyone in here ,i hail o. And i pray u all go with stream 1.

Boss, thanks for the shout out.

hiteelong: Pls house I need suggestions biko......ao can one runs it in camp to a desired PPA?

You don't do runs to a desired PPA. The desired PPA does the runs to have you with them

myworld01: guys pls will anything in bottle be allowed I.e perfume n roll-on


asking cos I heard metals are not allowed, so I don't know about bottle

Pour you perfume for inside sachets na. All this lotion wey dey inside B29 soap would go a long way

sokarsenal: Can't imagine how this house would be like in 4 days time.....we'd hear.....'what nonsense, lagos stream 2,I don wait tire for house', 'this oyo runs did not work for me' (adedeji65).......'Lagos stream 2, atleast I'd collect my August salary and my nysc august allowance' (samguine), 'Zamfara, choi I don die and I was expecting Akwa Ibom (cleoqueen), ' no enugu and no rivers state, and yet they gave me taraba state' (traecey), 'I wanted south west and now I have bayelsa state'(DrPhilABd) 'this people had to send me to katsina, to serve nigeria, oh nigeria has failed me' (madam), 'I thought this man told me he submitted my numbrr to akwa ibom, I'd redeploy (ifyzo)..........'By God's grace, my runs pure (baba osemu8), etc

Abeg tell those people wey send u say you no see me.

banttieman: no vex oooh

ikescope: Lol..so people like me & samguine supoz dey vibrate on quantum terms nah!!

Preach it bro

prixxy7: dat 4 days long die!

It really doesn't have to be so. I think I've got the solution

prixxy7: omo boring weekend in progress o

Chei. Pele. Don't worry, weekend is just 2 days. Plus the public hols. In 4 days, boredom would disappear

sokarsenal: .I thought you said it wasn't kicking yet ma'am........

Na. What she said was that only she can feel the kicks.

Fluffy22: What's all these "fronthole" talk about? It's making my baby kick.

The pikin sharp gaan

Martins301: Abeg guys which food items/beverages person fit carry enter camp? Are stainless steel food flasks prohibited?

I heard stainless steels are prohibited. Beverages are accepted as long as they are not alcoholic or hallucinogenic. And they shouldn't be in tins. Satchets/Refills/Plastic containers only are allowed. As per food items, I don't know which are contraband or not.

prixxy7: yea I have gotten half. Remaining half. Twas quite hard searching ƒø̲̣̣я̅ shorts o. Ѡǟɀ jx seeing jean material everywea, hard to kip searching til I found one material sha dunno d name. Remainin provisions n d rest essentials. Wat bou U̶̲̥̅̊? Done shopping?

That's good. Thank God you were able to get the ones you've got. As for me, I don't even know. I don dey wear the white shirts sef we I buy for camp . Buh I should get everything complete latest Saturday next week.
So what's up for the weekend?

adedeji65: hand her a chilled palm wine *instead of tea* u should like it dear d babey tooo should feel it *welcome onboard *

Mhen. Apayan ni bobo yi sha So na bad thing I do say make u help me arrange hot tea.

Fluffy22: Lol thanks. Your own answer feels good already.

Alright maam. While we wait for Yokiti, you could also check this out

http://evatese./2013/03/04/quick-tips-for-nursing-mothers-and-pregnant-women-in-nysc-orientation-camp/

Have a nice one. And when the baby kicks again, tell him his/her adopted uncle sends his greetings

Fluffy22: lool thankss for the warm welcome. And yes it's kicking

You are welcome. If not for space and time barriers, I wouldn't mind strolling through Sambisa just to have a feel of the kicks . That's if him papa go allow me sha

So, which school did you finish from? What did you study and where do you intend to serve?

prixxy7: yea A̶̲̥̅♏ doin great. Its quite fun reading ur funi comments most times. I only comment wen its necessary. Wat bou U̶̲̥̅̊? Hope U̶̲̥̅̊ gud too?

How would have preferred you read my funny comments ALL the time, anywhere, anyday. How can we go about that?

I am doing fine btw. Have u gotten all your camp stuffs?