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sokarsenal: . Choi sammy sammy......I think adedeji meant she asked that when they were together......not when she had become an EX

Alright bro

banttieman: Hide ke? I am invisible. Howdy? Need a nail?

Bro, na wa for you o. Na so life be abi? Issoraite

Sowl: Yes boss on my way 2 ikogosi warm spring 2get her natural warm water ..... An oldwise man in my village 1nce told me it as a soothing effect on women with child .... But oga mi sammypenguine e go good make i take 1st class flight so that i no go stress d calabash wey i go take carry d water come.... Coz d more calm d water d more easier d birth of d child

E b like say you like work abi? Just enter kitchen for there make you bring hot water, u dey tell me proverbs. *sights Sokarsenal* Oya you, abeg help me bring hot water from inside kitchen.

Fluffy22: Urmm, does anyone know exactly how pregnant women get treated in camp? I'm four months gone.

Yokiti answered this some times ago. The way he described it, I actually wished I was pregnant too . Not to worry, you would be given preferential treatment in camp. I hope Yokiti comes around and repeat the answer he gave back then. Just stick around.

Fluffy22: Urmm, does anyone know exactly how pregnant women get treated in camp? I'm four months gone.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The first preggy woman we have in the house. *offers her a comfy sofa* *props her leg on a stool*

Oya, Traecey, massage that leg.
Cleoqueen, massage her back.
Sowl, go bring hot water come.
Adedeji65, go arrange hot tea for her.
WhytJane, open the windows and let us have fresh air
You are welcome maam. How is the baby? Hope it's kicking

Cleoqueen: Aaaah...remove your curious mind from the gutter jor...I was out with friends and the company was great..never a full moment

Gutter ke? I was actually expecting you to say you were in some church calling down fire on them enemies. Now tell me who needs to remove her mind from the gutter?

osemu8: my leader I greet u

You dey whyne me abi?

Cleoqueen: Exactly...I did not sleep...was up all night

If you didn't sleep at night, what exactly were you doing. Abeg forgive my naivety o, I just have a curious mind

osemu8: 'front hole is not the same everywhere,if it is no need for cheating,holes have different flavours,good am boss

Mhen..I thought Sokarsenal was a bad guy. I never knew we had badder guys. Oga Osemu8..I hail you. In fact, I bow and tremble.

prixxy7: Dis sowl dude tho always gat sumtin to say.

Her Royal Creaminess . How are you? Been a long time

zerray: wat is wrong wt dt?

Lools. Everything IMO. She is an EX. Not a current gf. Gf's sef are not supposed to be on a payroll. Only wives should have that privilege.

EXICON: Good morning great house. Pls, I want to know the deadline one is to report to the camp for registration. I previously heard that it's usually 12 midnight of a particular number of days after the stipulated date. Pls, help out. Is it the after the 2nd day, 3rd or what day? Thanks. August 5 loading by His Grace.

I think 12 midnight of August 7th. #YokitiShouldKnow

sokarsenal: . Lol......Life was much better when I was a virgin.......I had the midas' touch......now I'm...........so I wish,no the little child in me wish you were RIGHT

Hian!!!! The world haf spoil finish

Cleoqueen: My night was fun thank you

How can sleeping be fun? Adongerrit

ajasa4link: Almansur1 I sight u. Welcome to the house. But bros Why not introduce urself to the house and make ur first post here since u haven't made any post since registering in January now.

Bros, u can investigate o

traecey: wetin b chuku chuku?

It is an alias. He meant that the name of the girl is Chukwune Chukwuka.

sokarsenal: . Lol......e resemble one girl I bin dey 'chuku-chuku' earlier in life

Na lie joor. You be virgin

Cleoqueen: @ sokarsenal and @samguine...I see you...good morning

Babe of life (literarily and figuratively). I see you. How was your night?

GodsFavourite1: I greet this house

Bae..happy new year
Where u go all this while?

stanley102: House, good evening. Please, before call-up letter comes out is there any way one gets to know where (s)he is posted? I heard something about positing (i.e publicly displaying where everyone is going) being pasted in schools some days before issuance of call-up letters.

PS: In view of the holidays, who has a genuine knowledge of when the posting (if it is real) and the call-up letters will be out in schools?

Some schools paste names before distributing the letters. Some don't. By Wednesday sha, pasting and sharing should commence.

Ojestas: does it have any download link? #Darkchocolate

Open the link, go to the address bar, then type ss before the y in youtube. It would take u to a page where you can download it.

Darkchocolate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SEBmy-M4RQ

The members of B14 have gathered and decided to make a Nollywood blockbuster...Enjoy!!!

p.s. please identify and tag yourselves.

Lols..that video is cray . B14 One and Two
I am the Matrix kinda guy beating everyone up.
Darkchocolate is the Area mama shooting everyone up

Smeeky is the short fat area father with dark shades.

Skateboard is the guy that disappeared through the wall.

Ojestas na the guy wey bomb for inside that MTN bus

heemah: ..*sobs* Btw, Ojestas, luks lyk u dnt want us to date sef..Y r u tellin me all dz??#hrtbrkn#

Exactly what I wanted to say. The guy has ulterior motives. Don't mind him. He shouldn't put a clog in the wheels of our e-romantic alliance

DrPhilABd: lol... Thanks. I ll use it to break the head of anyone dt tries to steal my camp-partner

Now I'm blushing..

Ojestas: Thanks for exposing this! I Ve always wondered if all girls here are his family friends and casual friends like he always claim. Samguine, see your life outside. Afefe ti fe, a ti ri furo adiye. AdaEkube must see this.

Amebo. Mr Gossiper. Woman sef no gossip reach you

traecey: *clears throat*

U berra goan drink throat cleanser

heemah: Aii dear....we cn just suspend it till afta Ramadan.

*cracks knuckles* *smacks lips*
Alright then. Can't wait

*checks calender* *sets reminder to 27th July*

heemah: kk. i undstnd..we r cousins abi?? No P..nyweiz r u kumin over tonight, cousin Samguine? *tongue.out*

*clears throat*
Of course..I am *looks left and right* ..coming.

heemah: thanks dear buh he alrdy assured me that he luv me d most

heemah: kip kalm..its just me and Adaekube him dey date.

Haba!!!!
*drags her closer*
Heemah why na? Just because I didn't buy you that Prada earrings, you now want to spoil my reputation abi? I thought we wanted this e-relationship kept secret? Oya take this cheque.. *writes her a cheque of #40, 000, 000 * Buy whatever you need. I don't want the two amebos Traecey and Ojesta to tell Ada.

heemah: family wat?? hmmnn..u r denying me alrdy..dnt mind him oo.we r datin secretly...

Chei..this woman can spoil family sha? You want to wreck my e-marriage abi?

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