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Sowl: Ahn ahn oga sammypenguine.... Are my missing sumthin here Shey u see me 4ur 9temare ni abi e pass wetn we dey discuss here .... Even isreal vs palestine sef dem neva introduce nuclear warhead 4d massacre.... Abeg oo i take mama sammypenguine eleda beg u ooo, iyaff surrenda totally!!!

Now you are talking.

Sowl: Oga mi sammypenguine ... Ejo tori olorun ema binu, na now now i sabi say u no dey take ya swt@ play.... Abeg hide dat gun coz u cocking in it alone makes me shiver lyk ailing rooster

*mounts nuclear warhead*

Sowl: Hey bro!! abeg ooo ..... My intention is as pure as spring water 2ur hearthrob ooo,i mean well and come in peace.... All am tryna do is my typical selfless service 2 humanity... Lobatan!!!

*cocks gun*

Smeeky: nice nice
Ben 10 still rocks,buh d way kids are going about it,I tiyaaa for am ...ben10 bag,ben10 watch,ben10 pencil,ben10 book,ben10 pants etc.

Uhmm..I reserve my comments

Sowl: Brethren adaekube... can i in anyway watsoeva b of service 2u?

*sharpens cutlass*

AdaEkube: I won't camp in enugu,wil redeploy 2 Enugu afta ma 3wks camping.wil camp in anambra if God wills it.

Sweetheart, God will grant you your heart desires

traecey: yo welcm my lord

Abraham and Sarah

traecey: am nt afta his money...ayam an independent, strong, black african lady...I jes love him for him

*continues whistling to Chop My Money song*

sokarsenal: . OPEN SEASON is the name of the animated movie......he meant parts 1,2,3........cool cartoon though

Okay..I now gerrit.

traecey: my smeeky is a faithful dude jur

Oh..he is now YOUR Smeey..when u heard that he is in charge of B14 money. Issoraite.

Smeeky: Open season 1-3..smelliot

Me no dey watch seasonal anything. I prefer the normal animations. The last ones I saw were Rio 2 and Frozen

Smeeky: and you will always be her JOHNNY.....
*Adaekube voice: smeeky have you seen my Johnny?

Smeeky: your johnny don follow Caro
Don give Toyin belle..
He say him wan marry Nene..

I no be you na. Ayam a faithful nigga

AdaEkube: People won't js allow me n ma samguine rest.I knw he's d hottest hia bt he's taken,like unavailiable 4 any oda lady except me.Heemah abi na Rhema,u r playing wit faya ooo.leave ma man alone na,he hd a fling wit u(which I understand perfectli),now he say he no do again abi na force.



Meanwhile I hail B14 house...traecey,Ojesta,meeky,smeeky,cleoqueen.sokarsenal,hiseexcellencie,bukisch,alayormi,sowl(d witch doctor),ikescope n d oda creme babes n dudes in d house.Ma luv goes 2 ma one n onli Samguine,I rove u pass masef,don't mind those yeye girls dat want 2 put us asunder...they wl nt succeed.

I have searched for love all over. I have searched for affection all over. I have searched for perfection. I have searched for understanding. All these I found in you the day we met. You are the best AdaEkube. In fact, you are too good for me. I look at myself and thank Baba God for for you. Your beauty, intelligence, honesty and doggedness complements my inadequacies. Another crashing of Nairaland can't even put of e-love asunder. Thanks for the vote of e-confidence. You would always be my tomato juss..my Ada Owerri, my Ada Enugu, my shalewa baby, my carolina, my sisi nene, my toyin tomato.

Smeeky: I slept around 4am...I was watching cartoon*cover's face*

I dey gbadun animations/cartoons too. Which one did you see?

heemah: Traecey warned me enough...Samguine, u ehn? me i no b Buckish oo..na by force u date me ni ekse Adaekube must hear this.infact, dialin ha no alrdy...There r few conditns attached to our rltnship sef. am free to date wu so eva i lyk i.e i cn multiple date buh U? u dare not..infct durin d course of our rltnship, u musnt mention Ada's name not to talk of date her..whereever u r goin, na me n u (true luv)..Housemates pls, i nid sm1 to help me fix trackin devices on him. Gud morning housemates and Eid mubaraq to Muslim nairalanders

O boy..which kain gbege be this one?

Valentinooo: And where is my name among those singles Abi you wan tell me say i'm already taken

She mean say you no get quality

Ojestas: I am not single o. Because if God'sfavourite1 hears, she wld vex.

Dey claim wetin no be your own. She be Bentonmaye babe

traecey: y wud i? wen ders so many e-single guys like cutey smeeky, joyful ojestas, daring adedeji65, Resourceful rhazur ...hehehe

Ada enjoys all those qualities just in one man.

traecey: Indeed..... from adaekube to sister Buksich to heemah d lady with d beautiful name Raheemah...veri soon u fit enta..........i no tawk o

I get it . You also wanna be part of the equation abi? God wont gree

traecey: choi...sokari...nd I tot yo innocent

Nigga is a don

sokarsenal: . I told him you and samguine and others were missing him,.he said he has been busy, but he would come if you all would organise sometime for him if he does.....lol

He should go and be breaking Olumo rock

traecey: he must b so proud

Very

Ojestas: AdaEkube gan sef strong. U just dey do her heart like say na unbreakable. Anyway, I warned her too, vividly. I told her to move with Us, she no gree.

Bros, no be my fault na

cutiepie01: ok.Smeeky'll give account of that.

Same Smeeky wey just come back from shopping abi? I dont trust him. Let him come and declare his assets here

traecey: washer-man# u nid jesus

Nah I dont. I have Him already

To Heema

Heemah..abeg no call me again. No even think about me sef. In fact, no even try to think about me. AdaEkube is my tomato juss, my garden egg, my atutu poyoyo, my toyin tomato, my sharon peperenpe, my ameriyah yanrinyan No one can and no one would come between us, you inclusive

Thank you.

Ojestas: dealer ni. Me sef, I be cadet

Where is WhytJane wen need her. Abeg I need the services of that your army general boy. Common cadet dey do shakara for hia.

Oya make una go sleep.

Lesson learned today: Never eat a food cooked by a woman. It ALWAYS contains love portion.

Lemme goan repair my already damaged e-relationship with AdaEkube

Samguine: Good night Heemah. I need to go get some sleep now. Dream of me, cos I would dream of you.

Someone should please shoot me now

Samguine: Nope. You officially are my girlfriend

Oh no...my own don be today. What was I thinking?

Ojestas: Tell her, please

You know her house abi? Oya soldiers, deal with this guy

*wakes up* *rubs eyes*
Abeg wetin happen for here? What is happening to me? Did I just call Heemah my girlfriend? Did I just say she owed me a kiss? Chei..I have been jazzed. Heemah your juju strong o. You don give me love potion.
AdaEkube abeg, i didnt know what I was doing or saying. I must have been under the influence of some spiritual higi haga.
*cocks gun.* Abeg who sabi Heemah house? Shey she wan spoil my e-family abi?
*sharpens cutlass* Today na today