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Education / Re: Future-proof Your Stats Skills: Mastering Stata Today For Tomorrow's Analytics by SamJoshybobo: 9:33am On Dec 24, 2023
Please do you have cracked STATA set up
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 9:21am On Sep 29, 2022
I heard the same thing from LAPO customer care. I was told the programme has been suspended till further notice

Everbaniga:


That's good news then. We can only but be hopeful. Mind if I ask; are you under Baobab MFB?? Coz they were the ones I heard it directly from.

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 11:50pm On Sep 21, 2022
Okay
Were you able to use the USSD?

Epistasis:

Nope.
The BM there sent me to Dugbe Branch where I did documentation all over again. I was paid one week and three days after.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2022
Is it the Bodija branch that eventually pay you?

Epistasis:

Don't forget it. Some of the branches don't actually have the new list of the beneficiaries. If you are in Oyo state, or not too far from Oyo state, quote me, I can help out.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 6:36pm On Sep 21, 2022
If it's LAPO there's customer care line that you can call
08139840230
Call the line and explain to the rep. The rep will ask for your BVN

beylinko02:

Please enlighten me. My case is similar to yours. I received a message from them on getting there they couldn't find my name on the list/database. Account already opened for me self. I had to forget the whole thing self when I was refered I CBN. What is their customers care LINE PLEASE
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 8:43am On Sep 17, 2022
Alright
Thanks man
The customer care lady has put them through via pH be call. So branch manager pleaded to get it done within 1-2 weeks
Epistasis:

Please visit their Dugbe Branch at opposite Bovas @Adamasingba

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 1:58pm On Sep 16, 2022
If you registered with LAPO, I'll advice you go back to the branch to ask questions. I just found out that the branch where I went to couldn't found my data on the template sent to them after one and half months of waiting. I have to call their customer care to sort things out. So it's more like doing documentation over again. All hands crossed

Andy93:
That’s great news! Fingers crossed! Am waiting patiently for mine.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 1:17am On Sep 15, 2022
Good news.
I'm still waiting for my own alert
Epistasis:


I got a credit alert.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 5:37pm On Sep 10, 2022
Any show?
Epistasis:
shocked
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 6:15pm On Sep 07, 2022
You check with the ussd?

Berrypweetie:

I have receive my loan. I checked account balance and saw the fund
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2022
Really?
Like is this really from you?
cybertyrant:
i dont know whether them dey use the money do their own business, come dey delay people
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 7:58am On Aug 24, 2022
Any news from LAPO Bodija?

Epistasis:

Really, I did mine too at that same Bodija Branch. I was there today, told me they are working on it. Those guys are yet to open the account.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2022
Contact their customers care on WhatsApp via +234 815 055 3264. They'll help you on what to do.
And you can enter their DM or twitter


Bobbyjay001:


Can you believe I visited about 3 branches of LAPO yesterday in Akure, all claimed they don't register people for NYIF loan. Do I have to go to Ibadan to get this done?
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 9:25pm On Aug 16, 2022
Nope
Application has close

xiitu:
My question still is;

CAN I STILL APPLY YET??

CAN I STILL APPLY YET??

CAN I STILL APPLY YET??

CAN I STILL APPLY YET??

CAN I STILL APPLY YET??
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 4:55pm On Aug 16, 2022
Lol...
Your name said it all...
Well to a street dog feace is a food. You can accept everything push to you due to your ignorance. However not everyone is as desperate as you.
PS: I have benefited from this present government (though I still don't rate them) more than you can think. I'm a beneficiary of NYIF
Read the documents you requested for and get knowledge
No lender can change terms of loan overnight.

cybertyrant:
see fustration pro max, no be me say make you miss nyif etc, stop ranting like a rabid dog, it is by choice to take it or leave it, it is not by force, terms and conditions are subject to change without notice to benefactor, like i said no be by force

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 4:46pm On Aug 16, 2022
Read the attached document and you can click https://nmfb.com.ng/nyif to download it from their site.


cybertyrant:
POST THE SOURCE WHERE NMFB IS SAID 5% PLEASA

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 4:34pm On Aug 16, 2022
If you follow the thread you'll understand why there is noise regarding his/her own. Charging 9% for what's meant to be 5% (according to the post) is nothing but exploitation.
What is the correlation between loan and Npower in this context.


cybertyrant:
Lol, no be by force to apply for nyif and npower, others are collecting their own without making noise
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 4:27pm On Aug 16, 2022
See hardworking adult with poor level of reasoning. Read what you type and corelate it with what he said, does it make sense to you?
It's federal government that's providing loan to help small business to alleviate the negative effect of Covid-19 hence the reason for low interest and long payment duration. During application, 5% was stated there as interest on any month. This has been follow by LAPO (according to those who has received thier own) and other MFBs. Someone came here to explain a suspected fowl play and you're defending stupidity with your foolishness.
No one ask you about LAPO interest rate. The rate is high that's why he didn't apply for LAPO loan



cybertyrant:
point of correction, lapo loans are 60% interest per year so i dont know what you mean by capitalise on it lol, they are not begging anybody, contact nmfb for information, stop rambling and face the reality lazy youth, them no help una wahala, them help una still wahala, nawa oo
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 3:13pm On Aug 16, 2022
If you lack information regarding certain topics it's better you don't comment on such issues. If you don't talk no one will know the level of your foolishness. We are not talking about regular LAPO loan here and LAPO is not the only microfinance bank used for this NYIF. Dear cyberTRYANT, before your next show of stupidity read about NYIF and the role of MFBs. Google is your friend. If any MFBs attempt to abuse thier privilege, we're going to drag them including their enabler.

cybertyrant:
can you hear yourself?, just because you know some english words doesnt mean you have to use them, now you disgrace yourself, define extortion? Disbursement? Advantage?, all used incorrectly, IT IS NOT BY FORCE, there is no bank giving loans at 5%, mention one, no one is taking advantage of anyone, this business not awoof, no bank will even give you loan to pay in 5 years, how do you expect them to pay salaries, fees, taxes, rents, utility bills, renew licenses and run maintainance, it is for business minded people not borrow or free but loan, people are making it and multiplying that money, they are not lazy youths, it is not extortion because its not their money

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 11:16am On Aug 16, 2022
It's not thier money. Federal Government is just using them for disbursement. Let call a spade, a spade. If the payment is as explain, then it's nothing but extortion. Interest is meant to be 5% regardless of the amount.
If unfair to take advantage of people because they need your service



cybertyrant:
it is not as if they are begging you, afterall na you find them come, business is all about profit, if you divide it by 5 years, you will be paying 23k per year in interest, how about paying your loan back before that time, o boi find chair siddon, even if the money is free, some people wont be able to utilize it, they will use it f-ck ashawo, go club, buy iphone, no business initiative, an average business minded person can multiply that money 10x in 5 years, mtchew, ordinary small car wash dey make 200k plus per month, please reject spirit of poverty and all its forms, leave your comfort zone, pray that GOD delives you from spirit of fear, amen
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 6:02pm On Aug 11, 2022
The manager just dey bobo you no. They never open the account, if they didi the #371* will work. Some of those LAPO people think it's thier usual loan

seyidollar4real:
I did documentation last wk tues, ever since then no msg was sent to me. I had to visit their office yesterday when i tried d *371# code and showed nothing. The manager told me d acc has being created but yet to be credited, that i should check back on fri. That he will send a reminder if nothing shows up. He mentioned dat i will av to sign loan agreement form b4 i can assess d fund
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 3:11pm On Aug 11, 2022
From their approach you'll know that they're useless. Directing security to attend to thier client

Epistasis:

Really, I did mine too at that same Bodija Branch. I was there today, told me they are working on it. Those guys are yet to open the account.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 10:32am On Aug 11, 2022
I also did my own documentation last week at LAPO Bodija, Ibadan branch but the account has not been open let alone disbursement

leonJunior:
I have been
paid. I did my documentations last week but am still having issues accessing the fund. I have tried the *371# Lapo ussd code but it’s saying I cannot transfer to other banks. Pls people that have received earlier how did you access your funds?
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 10:38pm On Aug 09, 2022
Thank you

GraceMide1:


I apologize for responding now.
I can't really give you a definite description but I think this will help because that was how I found it.
From U.I, board a (bus,keke or even bike)to Bodija main market.from the main entrance of the market, Just keep on moving . In order to be calm, you may ask the traders for the description of Firstbank ( it's before Baobab).
Back to the description:
1. You can board a bike from the market junction/ entrance to Baobab microfinance or First bank(On the same lane.

Just be rest assured that Baobab Microfinance is within the market.

I hope this will help.

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Agriculture / Re: How To Start Lucrative Pig Business In Nigeria. by SamJoshybobo: 6:06pm On Aug 05, 2022
Do you know any Pig Farmer in Ibadan that you can link me up with

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 11:18am On Aug 05, 2022
Thank you
Epistasis:

From UI gate, take a cab heading to Bodija market, drop at the front of FirstBank. Cross to the other side and walk down the road that leads to the market. On that market road is another FirstBank branch, keep moving, Boabab MFB is along that same road.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 2:35am On Aug 05, 2022
Pls can you describe the address to Bodija branch from University of Ibadan?
Thank you




GraceMide1:
For those beneficiaries under BAOBAB MICROFINANCE BANK( Bodija, Ibadan branch I'm sure all physical banks will have the same requirements.
Kindly go with photocopies of utility bill , any means of identification (One photocopy each was required and Passport photograph(WHITE BACKGROUND).
Kindly note That TIN was not required in the form given.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by SamJoshybobo: 2:29am On Aug 05, 2022
goldendessy:

Sent
Pls can you help me with the offer letter
sammyjoe.jbb@gmail.com
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Deployment Have Started, Please Check Your NASIMS Portal by SamJoshybobo: 8:15am On Sep 04, 2021
The issue is general for those who are yet to download their letter, so I believe they'll resolve it sooner. However, if you're impatient to wait I can help you with it
Chat me up on WhatsApp 08033889478
HuncleDee:
I am still having issues downloading the ppa letter, what do I do pls
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Physical Verification To Commence On The 10th September by SamJoshybobo: 8:06am On Sep 04, 2021
I think you'llactually need your duly signed PPA letter for physical verification. The issue is general for those who are yet to download their letter, so I believe they'll resolve it sooner. However, if you're not read to wait I can help you with it
Chat me up on WhatsApp 08033889478. T&C apply
hihilil:


Does one need to proceed with physical verification even after not being able to print PPA letter?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by SamJoshybobo: 4:34pm On Sep 02, 2021
I don't think so, chat 08033889478 to get WhatsApp link for Oyo state where you'll meet colleague deployed to the same Local Government
Mhzhorlaitan:
Please has verification started in Ibadan South west?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by SamJoshybobo: 9:45am On Aug 30, 2021
https:///EZEgnnopD6oF60JB8K4qpN

Kindly join Oyo State branch via this link.
Or chat 08033889478

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