Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*

*SMH*

Nairaland becoming boring nowadays Fabulocity open a thread "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today" www.nairaland.com/2983533/10-reasons-why-shouldnt-date as if her dad was not a nigerian guy before he became a man, If your father is not late and u have brothers ion expect you to pour this out from your mouth vice-versa @ lezz the op of this post. You guys should find something educative to post not all this thrash.

McCarlito:
Can someone summarise this long epistle for me

Dem force you read

I wish saraki is impeached and jailed because if he still existing in the political hemisphere kwara and where ever is governing will never witness any development, he is so corrupt to the extend of converting kwara state owned properties to his own. I still wonder how he even became the SP

6 years. When there are lotta skills he can acquire. *Smh*

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Lol... Awon Ole gbogbo

Lol

emmyluizzz:
I ask u you to pick a number of ur choice....
add 10 to the number....
multiply by 2....
minus 20 from it...
minus de first secret number u choose
and ur answer is.............the first secret number
true or false

MODIFIED

No, he suppose score 400

Naija Sense

Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House, one from India, one a Chinese, the third a Nigerian.
They went to White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, works some figures, he said, the job will cost $900(material $400, labour $400 & ...$100 profit).
The Chinese does the same & said I can do it for $700 (material $300, labour $300 and $100 profit).
The Nigerian didn't measure or figure, but whispers, $2700 to the official. The White House official says, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you come up with such a high figure? The Nigerian replied $1000 for me, $1000 for you & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

DEAL or NO DEAL? White man smiles, it's a DEAL.....

notoriousbabe:
still I hate them. I am just waiting for them to come to my area

U don fuvck up, so you don't know he's ur neighbour. He's That dude everybody complain that he's a yahoo boy always with his laptop not knowing that he is busy working on nairaland. Its time to be a man enough and challenge.

notoriousbabe:
I hate those guys

LoL, looking at ur signature... Guess that's the reason why you hate them. Well i'll like to urge you to be a good member of nairaland by obeying the rules and regulations to avoid getting banned all the time. Do have a great day

rugged7:
You can never know the future because u are not god

Thank god say man no be god

Igbo man no send una and una useless crown

Igbos will move from grace to amazing grace. Amen

Chukwu okike Abiama

Likewise yoruba too will move higher.

I don't want to insult any tribe but its like you drag me into this...

Una no send us and una full everywhere Alaba, Ladipo, Okota and co, why una no stay for una village,

hope you are aware its you guys that don't allow the #buynaijatogrowthenaira campaign work well, if you ask me the rate at which you produce fake, u understand now.

How did you want to get biafra when some of you are enjoying the national cake (amaechi, okorocha etc)

Find something better to do instead of wasting your time waiting for the biafran dream to come thru, you can ask ojukwu and its kanu's time to face the consequence.

greggng:



You are making sense others re just ranting. Before you know it that tribe that believe it doesn't concern them will be consumed in the war.

Don't mind them, i don't know when they will all wake up to the reality of life that we are all one irrespective of religion or tribe.

doncent12:
Typical yoruba comment. They don't care to sell their state just to please buhari.

Thats how an ethnic bigot think, am not surprise of ur comment, what are you trying to insinuate now? That violence should continue and innocent blood be shed. Mtchew that's why you guys can never rule us, keep agitating for that biafra, rubbish. don't bother to quote me again cos i won't reply you. I don't fight tribalism and religion. Get that into ur skull

Davido is fast spending the $1 million he got from his deal with Sony BMG. Mere days ago, it was
a $120,000 diamond studded Rolex President watch, and now he has a new whip – a Ferrari 458 Italia valued between $284,000 to $320,000.
And Davido is living up to his promise of leaving his fans depressed. Four days ago, he shared a funny Snapchat story, warning fans to stay away from his social media pages. “If you follow me on snapchat,” he said, “you’ll be depressed, unfollow me now.” For emphasis, he posted a photo of his
receipt which shows he had just spent $24,000 on sneakers and other luxury items, and this was
days after he had gifted his team members Rolexes. Meanwhile, the ‘Aye’ singer is set to hit the studio with top rapper Future. Recall that in his Fader interview, he said that part of his
deal with Sony includes collaborating with Future and Young Thug.
www.olisa.tv/2016/03/03/davido-shows-off-a-284000-ferrari-458-italia-set-to-hit-the-studios-with-future-and-young-thug/

derecho:
And it took almost 3 hrs to put this on the frontpage.Na wa o.
If na one person travel go Gabon and took selfies,even if na 3 posts.You go see am for frontpage

No mind lalasticlala and co na celeb yansh, those bikini girls dey move fast for market im market. I don't mind them tho because it draws traffic for em. Lala abeg no ban me o na joke

Deen77:


Am Yoruba too, all this jobless youth collection "Owoile" (land money) for doing nothing is annoying sometimes.

All Nigeria youth are marginalized by the government, be you Hausa, Ibo or Yoruba, we now turn the annoyance to ourselves.

A million likes 4 u bro, I don't fight base on religion or ethnicity because i believe in one nation but i just discovered some guys tribalising this ish. I pray they all find peace. Ehen bro permission to copy this ur write up and push it to d first page

PROVACATEUR:
Are you telling me that Yoruba caused the fight. Plz stop this before buhari will send his shoot at site army to level us

No that's not what i mean, i heard d clash started on Tuesday after a Hausa okadarider knocked down a woman.
He was told to take the woman to the
hospital, but the rider and his colleagues refused insisting that the motorbike association, which
collects tolls from them, should take care of the woman.
And d heated argument led to a fight.
The fighting continued all through yesterday till today when some
thugs, believed to be of Yoruba origin, invaded the market and started attacking the Hausas. That's how it turn to ethnicity fight. I pray they find peace sha. And buhari attacking us ...mehn am 1 million percent sure he can't, if he prove to be stubborn then i bid him farewell to eternity cos obasanjo, tinubu and the likes won't let him. Thanks for reading thru.

www.omojuwa.com/2016/03/man-kills-relative-over-n100-debt/




this kinda sad news bt at the same time it got me laughing. What a world

One Onuigbo Nwankwoeke of Onyikwa, Alike in Ikwo local government area was on February 13, 2016 reportedly killed by his kinsman, Micheal Ochaya, aged 50 while in an attempt to recover a N100 debt owed him by the deceased. Confirming the incident, the police public relations officer, ASP George Okafor said that on February 2016, one Nwabueze Nwedu reported to the police that Mr. Onigbo Nwankwoeke went to his brother’s house to demand for N100 the said Micheal Ochaya owed him. He said during the altercation, Nwankowke was killed in the process. ASP Okafor told journalists that Mr. Nwedu also told the police that when late
Nwankwoeke got to Ochaya’s house and demanded for his money, the wife of Mr. Ochaya gave the deceased the money but instead of thanking his wife for bailing him out, Mr. Ochaya forcefully collected the money from the deceased and tore it into shreds. “The wife of Mr. Micheal Ochaya gave the
N100 to Mr. Nwankwoeke, but the husband forcefully collected the money back and tore it, in the process, a scuffle ensured which led to the death of Micheal,” he said. He also said that what killed Mr. Nwankwoneke was a heavy blow that Mr. Ochaya landed on his chest which brought him down after which he gave up the ghost adding that the corpse has been deposited at Onueke General Hospital for autopsy. He said that investigation is still on to know the business transaction that led to the fight. The PPRO noted that when the police was contacted on the incident, detectives
led by the divisional police officer, Ikwo division rushed to the scene of incident where the deceased was found lying in the pool of his own blood.

PROVACATEUR:
I'm supposed to go to ikorodu but I've changed my mind now. So much for madness of this Hausa men

To Every Incident, There's Always A Precedence. Before You Start Blaming Mile 12 Hausas, Atleast Do Your Findings. Am a Yoruba shotiye

Please don't go to Mile 12; serious wahala. Siren everywhere.



Am a Yoruba, all this jobless youth collecting "Owoile" (land money) for
doing nothing is annoying sometimes. All Nigeria youth are marginalized by
the government, be you Hausa, Ibo or
Yoruba, we now turn the annoyance
to ourselves.

ROTFL, that means population of people traveling by air will increase. I'll lyk to fly first class with lalasticlala and seun on this jet

kennynelcon:
Someone asked this question on Twitter...

LoL, @AmbodeObsarver right... D guy is so so funny... Like it belongs to the navy i think