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RomanceRe: My Penis Enlargement Journey by Sammyimpostor: 5:15am On Nov 10, 2018
vbang:
I ve got better procedure for enlargement n is natural dnt nid to spend a penny. I ll share soon am tired now.
Patiently waiting
BusinessRe: Digital Marketing: How To Be A Millionaire In 6 Months by Sammyimpostor: 8:35am On Nov 08, 2018
Nice topic
TV/MoviesRe: Throwback: Seeing Movies, What It Looked Like Decades Ago (Photos) by Sammyimpostor: 3:44pm On Oct 26, 2018
Nothing lasts forever
PhonesRe: Airtel #200 For 4gb And #1000 For 23gb Have Stop Working by Sammyimpostor: 4:21pm On Oct 24, 2018
demzey:
Mobdro o, but yesterday na die, d tin crack I frustrate
Thank you, i was using it before but all of a sudden it stopped working.
Let me download it again sha
PhonesRe: Airtel #200 For 4gb And #1000 For 23gb Have Stop Working by Sammyimpostor: 11:49am On Oct 24, 2018
demzey:
I jus decided to top up my data, and voila!!! I no see shii, how do I watch Liverpool match now
Please which app do you use in watching football matches.
Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 9:52pm On Oct 20, 2018
Publication this, TV Station that. I'm just laughing.
Trust me your publication is dead on arrival, the earlier you rest your case the better for you.
I will ask you guys simple question and your answer will render your so called publication useless.


Is it everybody that applied that was called for test ?
Is it everybody that sat for the test that was called for interview ?
Is it everyone interviewed that will be employed ?



See your publication very soon guys.............
PhonesRe: Am I The Only One Enjoying Airtel 22gb For 1000naira? by Sammyimpostor: 1:15pm On Oct 13, 2018
Let me try it
PoliticsRe: 2019: Amosun Shelves Senatorial Ambition by Sammyimpostor: 4:11pm On Sep 29, 2018
jidamsel43:
if the news is true , then it shows that Ibikunle Amosun has proven himself to be a patriotic statesman . Though , he has every right to exercise is fundamental freedom of right to vote and be voted for .

Am not for any party , am only for development
You call this patriotism, the reason he stepped down is because Buhari has promised to make him a Minister come next year, he will replace Adeosun
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 3:57pm On Sep 29, 2018
adioolayi:
You don't call people novice when you are not sure...this is a public forum, if you don't know ask questions!
Governorship election is different from legislative elections. Tenure of all members of 8th senate ends with 8th senate, irrespective of the numbers of month or years individual senators used.
I'm sorry for calling him novice
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 6:11am On Sep 29, 2018
modath:
Who lie YOU that lie? cheesy

Not only tenor, na soprano smiley
Oga, please go ask questions then come back here with your findings. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 6:10am On Sep 29, 2018
kingkakaone:
His tenure ends in 2019.
He completed the tenure of the last senator.
It's seems you are a novice in politics. Can you explain why there's Governorship election in Ekiti and Osun this and there won't any till next four years?
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 2:24pm On Sep 28, 2018
modath:
He is still a senator...
The only question is "will he return in 2019"?
His tenor is for four years please, no Senatorial election in his constituency in 2019
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 2:24pm On Sep 28, 2018
modath:
He is still a senator...
The only question is "will he return in 2019"?
His tenor is for four years please, no Senatorial election in his constituency
PoliticsRe: Has Adeleke Lost Both Ways? Senator Gone And Governorship Gone.... by Sammyimpostor: 2:24pm On Sep 28, 2018
modath:
He is still a senator...
The only question is "will he return in 2019"?
His tenor is for four years please, no Senatorial election in his constituency in 2019
PoliticsRe: Ademola Adeleke Sat For May/April 1981 Exams – WAEC by Sammyimpostor: 9:35pm On Sep 19, 2018
gaby:
I really pity you in case you want to pick a war of word with me.

You have mates on here who can't read and move on, but chose to want to run their mouths quoting me...go ask them how far...

If you were not a block headed olodo, you would have gone to reread my comment and compare it with the vomit you quoted to your father.

Make Ogun kill you there idiot...

Idiot wey dem go waste money for him head for school. Your mates wey learn obioma dey live fine and claim fashion designer now while you go waste a whole community money for school because of your empty big for nothing skull.

Dick head..
Hahahaha
E pain am
I wonder why you don't have small respect for your father.
Pussy head, wawa kawai
PoliticsRe: Ademola Adeleke Sat For May/April 1981 Exams – WAEC by Sammyimpostor: 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2018
gaby:
You be original olodo I swear.

Now go back to my comment and start reading it word for word and slowly this time because that's the vest way to teach a dubdee like you, then come back here to reset your father's brain to factory setting.

Mumu wey never learn A-z want follow people wey sabi read form fast reader.

Na craze dey your head idiot.

Better go enjoy my siggy and get yourself outta your present misery.
Oponu
You see how well you need brain reset.
This issue is just between you and I but here you are jumping to call my father into this. You really need not to mention my father but not surprised, it shows how well you respect your own father.
I'm enjoying your siggy akpamu like you and for your information I'm getting out of my sir dullard
PoliticsRe: Ademola Adeleke Sat For May/April 1981 Exams – WAEC by Sammyimpostor: 9:19pm On Sep 19, 2018
gaby:
You be original olodo I swear.

Now go back to my comment and start reading it word for word and slowly this time because that's the vest way to teach a dubdee like you, then come back here to reset your father's brain to factory setting.

Mumu wey never learn A-z want follow people wey sabi read form fast reader.

Na craze dey your head idiot.

Better go enjoy my siggy and get yourself outta your present misery.
Oponu
You see how well you need brain reset.
This issue is just between you and I but here you are jumping to call my father into this. You really need not to mention my father but not surprised, it shows how well you respect your own father.
I'm enjoying your siggy akpamu like you and for your information I'm getting out of my sir dullard
PoliticsRe: Ademola Adeleke Sat For May/April 1981 Exams – WAEC by Sammyimpostor: 4:12pm On Sep 19, 2018
gaby:
With a shitty result, and this was when WAEC wasn't as stringent as they are presently, and wouldn't mind if you had a textbook with you in the examination hall ooo... (jokes)

Olodo Governor...wannabe

Enjoy my siggy
Please take your time to read your post slowly, you will notice that your post doesn't make sense.
You want to compare WAEC in those days with nowadays when you have various Miracle Centres, Special Centres and even ghost candidate. Trust me you a slap that will reset your brain to factory settings
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 11:13pm On Sep 14, 2018
dprsauce:
Please do asap, so you'll be among our 'merit' list. Very very influential. Especially with ministry Job. In fact, he has some slot to several states under him
Ok, I'm grateful
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 11:12pm On Sep 14, 2018
balisco:
He has d power to get u job in FG agency/parastatal when der is vacancy bcus he always get update for vacancy in FG agencies dat result from retirement, death, shortage of staff e.t.c
Thank you so much
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 11:11pm On Sep 14, 2018
Xtruzz:
Tell him to talk to the charman of FCT-IRS. It's a new agency. The staff are just 12 in number. They are about borrowing staff from neighbouring agency.

Also tell him to talk to the DG of National Blood Transfusions Agency. It's a bit late but he can still try..They have APLs 2weeks back.

Finally, let him also talk to the DG of NSE, Oscar Oyema.
His employing too..Be ready to be base in lagos for the NSE.

Good luck and remain bless.
Thank you so much.
But please do you know the salary range of FCT-IRS and National Blood Transfusion Agency?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2018
charliesyndrom:
He can help or ask for help on your behalf with his influence
Thank you sir or ma
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Sammyimpostor: 8:42pm On Sep 13, 2018
Please I need your help.
I'm about to meet a Commissioner at Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) though he is not from my state.
Please i want to know if he can help me get a job at any Federal Government Agencies/ Parastatal, please how influencial a commissioner can be in securing a job for someonehuh
Please your knowledge is highly required.
Thank you so much.
PoliticsDss Has A New Dg by Sammyimpostor(op): 7:44pm On Sep 13, 2018
President Muhammadu Buhari has approved with effect from the 14th of September, the appointment of Yusuf Magaji Bichi (fwc), as new Director-General of the Department of State Service (DSS).

Mr. Bichi has undergone training in intelligence processing analysis, agent handling recruitment and intelligence processing in the UK, as well as strategic training at the National Defence College.
TravelRe: Incredible Facts They Never Told You About IBADAN by Sammyimpostor: 4:56pm On Sep 13, 2018
Wow
This is incredible
TravelRe: Photos Of The 52 Cows Killed By Train In Kaduna by Sammyimpostor: 1:41pm On Sep 10, 2018
This is is foolishness from the herders as you can see they are crossing bridge meant for train, why won't the cows be crushed
HealthRe: Suspected Gastroenteritis Outbreak: Sokoto Govt. Confirms 9 Deaths by Sammyimpostor: 10:53am On Sep 01, 2018
wink2015:
Malams, aboki do not take their bath.

They watch face, hand, legs with plastic kettle while living in crowded shanties.

Some buy N10 naira (pure) satchet water to use to watch their face, hands and leg.

They cover their dirtiness with kaftan laced with Hausa Sosorobia perfumes.

Their men practice HOMOSEXUAL ACT because their society forbid men or boys from mingling freely with women and teenage girls.

It is hard to see an average northerner live in rented apartment. They so much believe in Free Housing.
Trust me you are nothing but a fool that is typing from a remote area in the southern part of Nigeria.
I'm from South but living in the North. Majority of northerners don't live in rented apartment because they don't live fake live(they live within their income) no matter how small it is they prefer to own their houses.
Take it or leave it they are far better than us in terms of everything.
When a hausa man is in position he can give his entire village people job but this can't be said of us that don't want anybody to compete with us(Northerners owns 75% of workforce in Nigeria civil service, deal with that)
Our Governors in the south receive more from Federal allocation compare to the states in the North, but the roads and schools in the south are eyesore, but come to the North, their roads are top notch, the school structures are wonderful (In roads, only Lagos state can compete with them, in terms of schools only Osun State can match them: Blame that on our selfish leaders from south.) From Abuja pick any road that leads you to North then I will tell you how smooth and motorable they are. But what about our roads from Kogi down there it is terrible, a friend of mine spent 72hrs along Lokoja - Okene road because of how deplorable the road is.
We always speak bad of these people as is they don't know anything, but you know what? We happen to be the one that are still learning.
If you will to debate on this, I'm waiting bring it on, i will defend everything I'm saying with proofs.
FashionRe: 5 Sure Rules For Wearing Men’s Suit by Sammyimpostor: 6:35pm On Aug 23, 2018
Here to learn
CrimeRe: Hosea Akuchi Killed, His Wife Talatu Hosea Akuchi Kidnapped In Kaduna by Sammyimpostor: 2:36pm On Aug 22, 2018
Muyiwaipere:
Pastor ...pastor ..were is your God ...u for just call fire down on them grin
Trust me, you need salvation
HealthRe: Premature Ejaculation: Causes and Remedies by Sammyimpostor: 2:41pm On Aug 12, 2018
DEHVEHLOP:
I got this on one Nairalander's thread.




1 big Onion

Big cut of watermelon

One or two lemon (liquid content only)

Few cloves of garlic

Moderate ginger

Pure honey.


Blend everything together and allow for like 30 minutes before sieving.

Pour the sieved solution into a cup of pure natural honey. Mix and take two spoonfuls a day.



Honestly may God bless the guy who posted it then.


It worked fantastically well for me
Correct
PoliticsRe: SSS Boss, Lawal Daura Arrested And Detained For Breaching Naitional Security by Sammyimpostor: 3:31pm On Aug 07, 2018
Tlontin:
He’s working for Saraki, there’s no Apc members at Nass
I wonder how somebody will write this as if he or she is not from Nigeria.
Have you forgotten that Lawal Daura is from the same town with Buhari + Buhari brought him onboard not minding he has retired.
I am very sure his loyalty is to Buhari
RomanceRe: The Finest Boy On Nl Has Arrived (rate My Pics Guys) by Sammyimpostor: 1:27pm On Aug 02, 2018
No wonder, now I can see the reason why Nairaland is full of childish comments, we now got some kids here.

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